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Post by Sounds from the Other Side on Jan 1, 2011 19:48:31 GMT -5
My favorite has to be Murdica.
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Post by Au$tin on Jan 1, 2011 20:04:15 GMT -5
None of them are funny. They're all offensive to religions, or offensive to the artist's looks, or overly exasperate an artist's actual success. I find them all annoying, stupid, and pointless.
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Post by Stan4Jan on Jan 1, 2011 21:37:37 GMT -5
LOL i invented that one ♥
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Post by Kishi KCM on Jan 4, 2011 19:12:31 GMT -5
HOLY NAMES Janet - Janhovah, Jansus, Janallah, Yemanjanet, Godnet Damita - Buddhamita, Damitallah Jo - JoDevi, Jah Jackson - Godson, Christson Stevie Wonder - Steviesus Madonna - Godonna Whitney - Christney Aaliyah - Aaliyahallah Brandy - Brandallah Britney - Britlegend, HITney Christina - Godtina, Epictina Jessica Simpson - Successica Legendson Alicia - Queenlicia Khia - Khiallah Avril Lavigne - Smashril Kelly Clarkson - Kelly Clarkson, Budhkelly Beyonce - Beysus, BeyGodSlay Ciara - Cisus Rihanna - Rihallah, Rihsus, Queenhanna Taylor - TayLORD Sara Bareills - Godra Bareillegends Lady Gaga - GodGa Susan Boyle - Godan BOyle
SHADE NAMES Aretha - Fatretha Tina Turner - HEna Janet - Tranet, Janitor, Manet Sackson, Granet Madonna - Grandonna, Hagdonna, Vadge, Madonnasarus, Paledonna Whitney - Crackney, Cokeney Mariah - Mooriah, Pigriah, Failriah, Manriah MJB - Maury J Bulge, Hairy, Manry, Scary Toni - Phoni Broketon Usher - Flusher, Flopsher Brandy - Trandy Monica - Moanica, Chronica, Flopica Jay Z - Camel Beyonce - BeYAWNce, Bouncy, Weaveonce, BeYAKI, BeyondFAKE Lil Kim - Krim, Shim Trina - TREEna, Tranna, STDna Enrique - FAILrique Britney - Methney Eminem - Feminem Christina - Screamtina, Unlatina, Floptina P!nk - S-T-!-N-K Nelly Furtado - Smelly Furtaco Alicia - Ascreecha, Stealicia, Butchlicia Ashanti - Ash**y Kelly Clarkson - Yelly 50 Cent - 9 Bullets Justin Timberlake - Justina TimberFAKE Norah Jones - Snore-ah Jones Fantasia - Failtasia, Mantasia, Screamtasia Keyshia - OFFkeyshia, Keyshi* Ciara - Cedric, Flopara NeYo - NeNo, SheYo Rihanna - Rihfund, Heianna, Rihandjob Chris Brown - Chrissy Trey Songz - Grey Thongz Taylor Swift - Failure Pitch Cassie - Lassie Flo Rida - Flop Rida Keri Hilson - Kermit Wilson, Skeri Lady GaGa - Ugly CaCa Nicki Minaj - Sicki Garbage Drake - Flake Justin Beiber - RUSTin BEAVER Ke$ha - Tra$ha, Herpe$ha Jason DeRulo - DeHELLno, DeWHOtho Taio Cruz - Taio Snooze Raz B - Razlisha B FLOPZINGER
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2011 0:26:30 GMT -5
To be quite honest, they're not even funny anymore. They're just annoying
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Post by Fat Ass Kelly Price on Jan 5, 2011 0:28:47 GMT -5
Queenlicia Yonka
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Post by 🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 on Jan 5, 2011 5:23:31 GMT -5
Christina Aguilera Craptina AhhhhhhhhhhhhUsedTohaveACareerA Cantsingasong AhUnlessIOversinga Cantsing AndActAtAllYeah Clownmakeuptina 'Actress'ilera
Justin Bieber Justina Baber Justababy
Backstreet Boys Backdoor Boys
Mariah Carey Mozarela Cheesey
Lil' Kim Big FlimFlam Nil Comebackim
Usher Smusher Shusher Pusher
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Post by Sir Benji on Jan 5, 2011 6:35:39 GMT -5
SHADE NAMES Janet - Tranet, Janitor Madonna - Grandonna, Hagdonna, Vadge Whitney - Crackney, Cokeney Mariah - Mooriah, Pigriah, Failriah, Manriah MJB - Maury J Bulge, Hairy, Manry, Scary Usher - Flusher, Flopsher Brandy - Trandy Monica - Moanica, Chronica, Flopica Beyonce - BeYAWNce, Bouncy, Weave, BeYAKI Lil Kim - Krim Enrique - FAILrique Britney - Methney Christina - Screamtina, Unlatina Alicia - Ascreecha, Stealicia Ashanti - Ash**y Fantasia - Failtasia, Mantasia Keyshia - OFFkeyshia, Keyshi* Ciara - Cedric NeYo - NeNo, SheYo Rihanna - Rihfund, Heianna, Rihandjob Chris Brown - Chrissy Trey Songz - Grey Thongz Cassie - Lassie Lady GaGa - Ugly CaCa Nicki Minaj - Sicki Garbage Ke$ha - Tra$ha Jason DeRulo - DeHELLno
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Post by Mr. Wonder on Jan 5, 2011 7:02:38 GMT -5
Successica Legendson and Legendtina had me gone for about a week when I first heard them. Same with The Madonnasaur.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2011 7:05:52 GMT -5
Rihanna - Rihfund, Rihandjob *crying*
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Post by Samer on Jan 5, 2011 13:51:48 GMT -5
HOLY NAMES Janet - Janhovah, Jansus, Janallah, Yemanjanet, Godnet Damita - Buddhamita, Damitallah Jo - JoDevi, Jah Jackson - Godson, Christson Stevie Wonder - Steviesus Madonna - Godonna Whitney - Christney, Britney Spears Aaliyah - Aaliyahallah Brandy - Brandallah Britney - Britlegend Christina - Epictina Alicia - Queenlicia Khia - Khiallah Rihanna - Rihallah, Rihsus, Queenanna Taylor - TayLORD SHADE NAMES Janet - Tranet, Janitor Madonna - Grandonna, Hagdonna, Vadge Whitney - Crackney, Cokeney Mariah - Mooriah, Pigriah, Failriah, Manriah MJB - Maury J Bulge, Hairy, Manry, Scary Usher - Flusher, Flopsher Brandy - Trandy Monica - Moanica, Chronica, Flopica Beyonce - BeYAWNce, Bouncy, Weave, BeYAKI Lil Kim - Krim Enrique - FAILrique Britney - Methney Christina - Screamtina, Unlatina Alicia - Ascreecha, Stealicia Ashanti - Ash**y Fantasia - Failtasia, Mantasia Keyshia - OFFkeyshia, Keyshi* Ciara - Cedric NeYo - NeNo, SheYo Rihanna - Rihfund, Heianna, Rihandjob Chris Brown - Chrissy Trey Songz - Grey Thongz Cassie - Lassie Lady GaGa - Ugly CaCa Nicki Minaj - Sicki Garbage Ke$ha - Tra$ha Jason DeRulo - DeHELLno LOL man. I should probablychange the name of the thread to HOLY Vs. SHADE names
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Post by Samer on Jan 5, 2011 14:04:40 GMT -5
HOLY NAMES Stevie Wonder - Steviesus Whitney - Britney SpearsSHADE NAMES Janet - Tranet, Janitor Mariah - Mooriah, Pigriah, Failriah, Manriah MJB - Maury J Bulge, Hairy, Manry, Scary Beyonce - Weave Ciara - Cedric Jason DeRulo - DeHELLno LOL Those are totally made up
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2011 15:41:02 GMT -5
HOLY NAMES Stevie Wonder - Steviesus Whitney - Britney SpearsSHADE NAMES Janet - Tranet, Janitor Mariah - Mooriah, Pigriah, Failriah, Manriah MJB - Maury J Bulge, Hairy, Manry, Scary Beyonce - Weave Ciara - Cedric Jason DeRulo - DeHELLno LOL Those are totally made up I've seen Tranet, Janitor, Mooriah, Manriah, Weavonce and Cedric used all over the internet before.
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Post by Me. I Am l!nk!nfan815... on Jan 5, 2011 15:45:02 GMT -5
Rihanna - Rihfund, Rihandjob *crying* LMAO!!!!!!!
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Post by #LisaRinna on Jan 5, 2011 15:47:27 GMT -5
How could we forget Phoni Broketon?
CDiorGirl's heritage to Pulse :'(
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Post by Kishi KCM on Jan 5, 2011 16:20:20 GMT -5
How could we forget Phoni Broketon? CDiorGirl's heritage to Pulse :'( That thing is such a mess, but I have much love for it. CDiorGirl/HereForMary made up half the list of shade names. :)
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Post by lolhey on Jan 7, 2011 5:46:35 GMT -5
lmfao at "dehellno"
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Post by Nic (Britney Spears) on Jan 7, 2011 9:03:10 GMT -5
Unsuccessica Simpson
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Post by out of reach on Jan 7, 2011 13:11:41 GMT -5
flopzinger is my favorite, always cracks me up.
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Post by Peaches. [Ch, r. is] on Jan 7, 2011 13:16:27 GMT -5
HOLY NAMES Stevie Wonder - Steviesus Whitney - Britney SpearsSHADE NAMES Janet - Tranet, Janitor Mariah - Mooriah, Pigriah, Failriah, Manriah MJB - Maury J Bulge, Hairy, Manry, Scary Beyonce - Weave Ciara - Cedric Jason DeRulo - DeHELLno LOL Those are totally made up The Whitney Houston one that Kishi wrote out actually says God ney, but the board censored it so that whenever someone writes it, it comes up as Godney
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Post by Samer on Jan 7, 2011 13:27:16 GMT -5
LOL Those are totally made up The Whitney Houston one that Kishi wrote out actually says God ney, but the board censored it so that whenever someone writes it, it comes up as Britney Spears That baffled me. I was like why would someone call whitney britney...
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Post by Mr. Wonder on Jan 7, 2011 19:39:24 GMT -5
I thought it was Jason DeWhotho?
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Post by kt1990 on Jan 7, 2011 19:55:03 GMT -5
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Post by Kishi KCM on Jan 8, 2011 15:29:24 GMT -5
I thought it was Jason DeWhotho? *Edits post* :)
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Post by J. Rob on Jan 8, 2011 16:01:42 GMT -5
Messiah Carey and Offkeyshia Cole literally made me laugh out loud when I first heard them
EDIT: LMAO at Grey Thongz, Successica Legendson, Madonnasaur and Phoni Brokeston
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Post by Amy on Jan 8, 2011 23:05:19 GMT -5
The only one of these that really made me laugh was Krim. I don't know why, but I find it hilarious.
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Post by ListenToItTwice on Jan 9, 2011 12:08:55 GMT -5
What about Snore-ah Jones? My personal favorite. Also, pleasantly surprised there are no shade names for Taylor.
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Post by YoYoCanUSeeMe?! on Jan 10, 2011 9:27:17 GMT -5
Nelly Birdtado
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Post by Samer on Jan 10, 2011 9:35:55 GMT -5
LOL that is a really cute nickname. Love it
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Post by Fat Ass Kelly Price on Jan 10, 2011 10:39:54 GMT -5
What about Snore-ah Jones? My personal favorite. Also, pleasantly surprised there are no shade names for Taylor. There are some for Tay Tay.
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