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Post by ga68153 on May 2, 2012 23:11:55 GMT -5
I started this b/c of one song and it has annoyed me for ages.
In Whitney Houston's It's Not Right, But It's Ok when she says "if six of y'all went out, then four of you were really cheap, because only two of you had dinner, I saw your credit card receipt." The man in question would have had all six dinners on a receipt for what reason? Lol. He could have been paying for a friend. I know it sounds corny lol, but it has always annoyed me.
Do you guys have any?
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2012 23:28:12 GMT -5
These are the recent ones that have annoyed me since I actually like both songs with the exception of both awful lines: Carrie Underwood - Good Girl, "You better get to getting on your goodbye shoes" Katy Perry - Firework, "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag"
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2012 19:10:10 GMT -5
There is no lyric that annoys me more than this in Pink's "Raise Your Glass":
"Don't be fancy, just get dancey"
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Post by cesarams on May 6, 2012 19:31:57 GMT -5
"Starships were meant to fly". Oh no, I didn't knew it(lol). But the song it's pretty amazing :)
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2012 22:00:56 GMT -5
ALL the lyrics to LMFAO's 'Sexy and I Know It'
I mean "wiggle wiggle wiggle..."; seriously?
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2012 10:56:05 GMT -5
ALL the lyrics to LMFAO's 'Sexy and I Know It' I mean "wiggle wiggle wiggle..."; seriously? More like all the lyrics to every LMFAO song ever lol
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2012 11:02:50 GMT -5
"Eight Crazy Hours (In The Story Of Love)," Reba It was somethin' as simple as pickin' up the kids That brought her back to Earth again She'd been to the dark side of the moon And she had to keep it to herself She grabbed a bucket of chicken for supper So random, awkward and annoying.
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Post by M1tchD on May 7, 2012 14:54:48 GMT -5
In "Firework," Katy Perry says "after a hurricane comes a rainbow." No, Katy, I'm pretty sure there are no rainbows after hurricanes. It makes a hurricane sound like a happy occurrence.
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Post by ListenToItTwice on May 7, 2012 18:22:08 GMT -5
^ She's saying that some sliver of good comes from even the most terrible occurrences. It's pretty basic. (But then again, I defend the "plastic bag" line, too ).
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Post by Au$tin on May 7, 2012 18:37:26 GMT -5
Don't be a drag, just be a queen.
No. Just no.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2012 18:51:02 GMT -5
Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brain
Always hated that line.
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Post by M1tchD on May 7, 2012 19:50:15 GMT -5
Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brainAlways hated that line. That doesn't really bother me, but "I'm so obsessed, my heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest" does. Why should I care if his chest is untrimmed? ???
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Post by .indulgecountry on May 7, 2012 20:32:59 GMT -5
"Eight Crazy Hours (In The Story Of Love)," Reba It was somethin' as simple as pickin' up the kids That brought her back to Earth again She'd been to the dark side of the moon And she had to keep it to herself She grabbed a bucket of chicken for supper So random, awkward and annoying. Glad I'm not the only one. That whole song makes me cringe, and not just the lyrics (it has a dreadful melody and her vocals leave much to be desired, which is a shame since Reba is so talented). But yeah, that line is pretty awful.
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Post by Au$tin on May 7, 2012 20:45:39 GMT -5
Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brainAlways hated that line. I love that song, but it does have many strange one liners. Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brainI just think of some chick randomly kissing a brain, and it's a strange image. Just in time I'm so glad you have a one track mind like meI don't get why we should be celebrating this. Two conservative nut jobs fall in love? Sick. Those type of people should not be reproducing. My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chestWhy do we need to know about his body hair? ain't that mister mister on the radioAnd of course, the biggest and oddest one. WTF does this even mean?
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2012 20:50:38 GMT -5
Mr. Mister is a band.
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Post by Verisimilitude on May 7, 2012 20:57:32 GMT -5
Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad.
Annoying but genius at the same time.
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Post by dbhmr on May 7, 2012 20:58:41 GMT -5
Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brainAlways hated that line. If my years-old psych classes serve me, I think they're getting a little cute with biology here. The left side of your brain is the more reasoning, analytical, logical side of the brain; and the frontal lobe contains most of our human characteristics--emotions, personality, and some memory. For what it's worth.
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Post by Love Plastic Love on May 7, 2012 20:58:55 GMT -5
Damn, now I feel old for knowing Mr. Mister is a band. To be fair to me I either wasn't alive or was a toddler during most of their run
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Post by Au$tin on May 7, 2012 21:15:09 GMT -5
Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brainAlways hated that line. If my years-old psych classes serve me, I think they're getting a little cute with biology here. The left side of your brain is the more reasoning, analytical, logical side of the brain; and the frontal lobe contains most of our human characteristics--emotions, personality, and some memory. For what it's worth. Whoa! :o That's really cool! I really appreciate that line now. Mr. Mister is a band? Checked them out, I haven't heard any of their material ever before, yet they have two #1s to their name.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2012 8:59:05 GMT -5
I should add: some of Pibtull lyrics, just because they're so random.
Examples:
"Me not working hard? Yeah, right! Picture that with a Kodak Or, better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak"
"Now pu-pu-pu-pu-pump it up And back it up like a Tonka truck Dale"
"Cremate my body and let the ocean have what's left of me"
"One life, two words English, Spanish One night, two girls English, Spanish"
"Honey got me swishin' like a dreadlock She won't wrestle, but I got her in a headlock"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill Each with a buck and a quarter Jill came back with $2.50... What a working girl! Now work it, girl! Like..."
"Made money, make money This Chico right here, gotta eat, baby If you scared of money, don't make money That's how it goes in the street, baby"
"Watch him make a movie like Albert Hitchcock, ha enjoy me" & "Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey Look like King Kong, welcome to the crib"
And this isn't so much random, more cringey
"I'm the plumber tonight, i'll check your pipes"
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Post by think pink. on May 8, 2012 9:04:20 GMT -5
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Post by ChicaCherry콜라 on Jan 15, 2013 21:54:48 GMT -5
Oh my gosh, Luke Bryan's "I Don't Want This Night To End"... "You got your hands up You’re rocking in my truck You got the radio on You’re singing every song I’m set on cruise control I’m slowly losing hold Of everything I got You’re looking so damn hot And I don’t know what road we’re on Or where we’ve been From staring at you girl All I know is I don’t want this night to end"
They are AWFUL!
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Post by musicjunky318 on Jan 15, 2013 22:09:51 GMT -5
Oh my god, the whole rap to Madonna's American Life. Especially like once it starts, the bolded. Just no...
I'm drinking a soy latte I got a double shote It goes right through my body And you know I'm satisfied I drive my mini cooper And I'm feeling super-dooper Yo they tell me I'm a tropper And you know I'm satisfied I do yoga and pilates And the room is full of hotties So I'm checking out the bodies And you know I'm satisfied I'm digging the isotopies This metaphysics shit is dope And if all this can give me hope You know I'm satisfied I got a lawyer and a manager An agent and a chef Three nannies, an assistant And a driver and a jet A trainer and a butler And a bodyguard or five A gardener and a stylist Do you think I'm satisfied I'd like to express my extreme point of view I'm not a Christian and I'm not a jew I'm just living out the American dream
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2013 22:29:15 GMT -5
Ooh more Pitbull lyrics to add! "Zigga zigga zigga zigga" "I said, y'all having a good time out there?" "Let's excuse me baby Go, yeah you baby Back, ooh you groovy baby In, let's make a movie baby Time, excuse me baby Let's, yeah you baby Go, ooh you groovy baby Back in, let's make a movie baby" .. say "baby" one more time please "Shimmy Shimmy yah, Shimmey yam Shimmer yay I'm a ol' dirty dog all day No way Jose" ....huh? "Want the recipe? it's real simple Little bit of Voli, and she'll open sesame" "But these boys all paraplegic ‘Cause they don’t know Pit is very prestigious" ...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2013 23:08:01 GMT -5
You stole my happy you made me cry
He is good/so good
Me and my gang/grab hold of them reigns, we're gonna rock this thang/cock this thang
Bob that head/every Friday night...
35 cents off a ground round/baby cut that coupon out
Today was a fairytale/I wore a dress/You wore a dark grey t-shirt/You told me I was pretty/When I looked like a mess/Today was a fairytale
You're a redneck heartbreak/Who's really bad at lying
Losing him was blue like I'd never known/Missing him was dark/grey/all alone Forgetting him was like trying to know/somebody you never met/But loving him was red/Oh, red Burning red
Got Lil' Wayne pumpin' on my iPod Thumpin' on the subs in the back of my crew cab Redneck rockin' like a rockstar Sling a lil' mud off the back, we can do that Friday night football, Saturday Last Call, Sunday Hallelujah If you like it up loud and you're hillbilly proud Then you know what I'm talking about
Let me hear you say/ Truck Yeah/Wanna get it jacked up yeah/Let's crank it on up yeah/With a little bit of luck I can find me a girl with a Truck Yeah/We can love it on up yeah/'Til the sun comes up yeah/ And if you think this life I love is a little too/countryTruck Yeah
Here you go pulling me right back in/Right back in,/Right back in/And I know-oo I'm never letting this go-ooo/I'm stuck on you Whutooo whutooo/Stuck like glueYou and me baby we're stuck like glue
Hey Mister! Yeah, I kissed her. Son, you ought to see her sister! You've got to give a little something to a cool dark cat, Finding him a woman who could shake like that, Hottie, she's a Hottie! Got a smokin' little body String bikini and a barbed-wire tat (tattoo) She's rockin' that cowboy hat Hottie, she's a Hottie! And just a little bit naughty Kayay digidigy, Kayay digidigy, yey Hey hey hey Hey
She's slappin' down a dam Where the moss gets thick, Yellin' Yee Haw! she's a redneck chick, Spittin' in the fire, puttin' on a show, Struttin like a chicken to the radio, Hey Slick! She's a hick! Hmmm and her butter milk lipstick Give a little something to a cool dark cat, Finding him a woman who could shake like that,
Hottie, she's a Hottie! She got a smokin' little body String bikini and a barbed-wire tat (tattoo) She's rockin' that cowboy hat Hottie, she's a Hottie! And just a little bit naughty Singing Kayay digidigy, Kayay digidigy, yey Hey hey hey Hey
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Post by tsr on Jan 16, 2013 0:07:31 GMT -5
Losing him was blue like I'd never known/Missing him was dark/grey/all alone Forgetting him was like trying to know/somebody you never met/But loving him was red/Oh, red Burning red No. Edit: that probably came off as a little harsh, lol. But I completely disagree.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 0:25:30 GMT -5
Truck yeah.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 0:30:34 GMT -5
Oh my gosh, Luke Bryan's "I Don't Want This Night To End"... "Country Girl (Shake It For Me)" - Shake it for the young bucks sittin' in the honky-tonks For the rednecks rockin' 'til the break of dawn For the DJ spinnin' that country song Come on, come on, come on
Shake it for the birds, shake it for the bees Shake it for the catfish swimmin' down deep in the creek For the crickets and the critters and the squirrels Shake it to the moon, shake it for me girl, aww
Country girl, shake it for me girl Shake it for me girl, shake it for me Country girl, shake it for me girl Shake it for me girl, shake it for me
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Post by K. on Jan 16, 2013 10:33:52 GMT -5
In Whitney Houston's It's Not Right, But It's Ok when she says "if six of y'all went out, then four of you were really cheap, because only two of you had dinner, I saw your credit card receipt." The man in question would have had all six dinners on a receipt for what reason? Lol. He could have been paying for a friend. I know it sounds corny lol, but it has always annoyed me. If only two had dinner, why are the other four cheap? They didn't eat anything, so why should they have to pay?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 11:10:26 GMT -5
I think it means that he lied about having dinner with friends, when in reality it was just him and a girl.
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