mako
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Post by mako on Feb 5, 2018 9:10:18 GMT -5
"I'm the sh*t I'm farting, I don't know how to potty" - Kodak Black 2016/2017 (A Boogie With The Hoodie - Drowning)
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kacpe3
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Post by kacpe3 on Feb 5, 2018 11:45:42 GMT -5
Bryson Tiller in Sorry Not Sorry - "I'll give you long dick and longevity" what the f**k How can he give someone longevity if his career lasted one year *thinking emoji*
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Harx
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Post by Harx on Feb 6, 2018 8:00:05 GMT -5
"How many likes is my life worth"
Not many if you write lyrics like this
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mako
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Post by mako on Feb 8, 2018 6:21:58 GMT -5
XXXTENTACION is god
Bitch I am up, bitch I am up Bitch I am up, bitch I am up Bitch I am up, bitch I am up Bitch I am up, bitch I am up Bitch I am huh, bitch I am up Bitch I am up, bitch I am up Bitch I am up, bitch I am up Bitch I am up, bitch I am up
Okay, Xans for her dinner, uh, bag from Margiela, uhh Bad little bitch, she Spanish, speak no English, got no manners Just like a gnome, I'm at your home Right on your yard, shoes are Goyard D*ck in your broad, her p*ssy stinky, messy like Binky, bon appetite Bitch, I don't see nobody better than me, mm All these p*ssy n*ggas is jealous of me, mm Got a p*ssy wetter than Swiffer you see, mm Steal a n*gga flow, then murder his beat, uhh Stole a n*gga bitch, she murder my meat, uhh Had a n*gga numb from the feet to the knee up When she suck my d*ck, it's makin' her hiccup When I'm in that p*ssy, I just might do sit up
All these n*ggas f**kin' hoes, ten toes, never fold P*ssy n*gga, snatch your soul out your shirt, actin' bold Actin' up, actin' tough, just might get you fist f**ked All that talk about runnin' up, still you're a boy, I'm runnin' up My flow's acidic, I murder rap virgins with it I'm swervin', flippin' the bird while I'm purgin' n*ggas My words is bigger, matter of fact, my d*ck bigger The bigger the figure, the more they probably f**k, n*gga I'll say it again No, I don't wanna be friends with none of you f**kin' Aliens I'm Predator, ni*gga, I batter you n*gga Matter of fact, I'm better than n*ggas, I'll batter you n*gga
- Up Like An Insomniac! - XXXTENTACION
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filthy
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Post by filthy on Feb 15, 2018 16:29:25 GMT -5
A great abundance of G-Eazy's songs, because he's such a bad lyricist
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deepston
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Nightmare Dressed Like a Kitty
just like a folk song, our love will be passed on
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Post by deepston on Feb 15, 2018 16:35:32 GMT -5
Ariana Grande's Break Free Now that I've become who I really are
ugh
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2018 21:02:37 GMT -5
I really don't like Cardi B name dropping Offset all of the time. What's going to happen if you break up/the engagement is called off/you get divorced and the songs are still in your catalog?
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Feb 26, 2018 1:31:16 GMT -5
How has nobody mentioned ALL OF AJR’S THE CLICK?
Here are some of my favorites:
Drama When did all my friends become so loud? We act like reality shows Probably 'cause reality blows When did all my friends become so loud? We traded our boring lives For MTV story lines Why?
The Good Part I napped on campus, and I smoked at dances, but It didn't feel so great
Sober Up My favorite color is you You're vibrating out my frequency
Call My Dad (THE WORST SONG) We hit some bars and saw some brawls And found there a house to sleep Forgot my retainer, could you Not be mad at me?
But the perfect example to describe this one album, comes from Turning Out I'm a little kid, and so are you Don't you go and grow up before I do
Also, I’m not into Iggy, but THIS gem from Team. Hundred-plus volts on the highway Watch a new Kardash', call me Kylie
...I don’t know what’s worse: the pun itself, or the fact that it’s based off the overrated trash family.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2018 3:10:57 GMT -5
Apparently ASAP Ferg thinks this is a great way to show off his lyrical skill.
"I'll fuck your bitch for the irony"
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Feb 26, 2018 12:16:33 GMT -5
Apparently ASAP Ferg thinks this is a great way to show off his lyrical skill. "I'll fu ck your bitch for the irony" That's a great line tho
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ur local neighborhood dbender
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Post by ur local neighborhood dbender on Feb 26, 2018 16:40:59 GMT -5
"Swear most likely I'ma die with you" from Him & I by G-Eazy
Are you going to kill yourself if Halsey dies like wtf?
Also, I hate this song so I can't wait for when they break up and the success of this song doesn't mean shit anymore.
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Beno
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Post by Beno on Mar 7, 2018 2:36:02 GMT -5
Remind me by Eminem
I'm lookin' at your tight rear, like a sightseer Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea
Also any lyric from Fack, i'd probably be reported for posting them here lol
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 1, 2018 8:37:34 GMT -5
Five Finger Death Punch, "Sham Pain"
Most of the song, but particularly this first verse:
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 9, 2018 4:10:47 GMT -5
"And I fuck you in your ass quick with Taylor Swift's dick"
From Kid Rock's "Grandpa's Jam"
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filthy
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Post by filthy on May 9, 2018 4:55:02 GMT -5
FRIENDS by Marshmello and Anne-Marie. The entire song is the most cringe i've heard in a long time
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willapted33
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Post by willapted33 on May 9, 2018 4:58:15 GMT -5
these cornballs whole careers should do the trick
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2018 7:49:01 GMT -5
these cornballs whole careers should do the trick This entire post was good until the fourth link.
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Post by Naos on May 9, 2018 16:22:15 GMT -5
"And I fu ck you in your ass quick with Taylor Swift's dick" From Kid Rock's "Grandpa's Jam" .... That's a thing?
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House Lannister
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Post by House Lannister on May 9, 2018 19:55:48 GMT -5
Everything in Tunnel Vision.
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NeRD
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Post by NeRD on May 9, 2018 20:33:55 GMT -5
The Touch My Body lyrics are just awful.
Sorry Queen.
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Post by Naos on May 20, 2018 14:48:23 GMT -5
"Her booty has its own zip code" - Molly Kate Kestner, "Prom Queen".
The song is about how even the popular, hot people can have really bad lives... So you talk about her great ass? I mean, it gives a picture, but still. You already talked about how great her body was.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Aug 26, 2018 13:21:44 GMT -5
Wow, Jessie McCartney got a hell of a lot worse after Leavin'...
Body Language
Now, I don't speak Spanish, Japanese or French
But the way that body's talkin' definitely makes sense
Also, courtesy of the Rock posters...
Kid Rock - Amen Now damn it I'm scared to send my children to church
And how can we seek salvation when our nations race relations
Got me feeling guilty of being white
XD, THAT got you guilty for being white?!
Also, from the same guy years before this:
Cool Daddy Cool
Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
(Joe C.) But I say it's mandatory!
..............Another check off the White Trash list.
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marc980
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Post by marc980 on Aug 26, 2018 14:29:59 GMT -5
Fall Out Boy - Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea
"Are you smelling that s**t? Are you smelling that s**t? EAU DE RESISTANCE!"
Foster The People - Nevermind
"Never mind what you're looking for You'll always find what you're looking for"
The worst part is that I actually like these songs.
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House Lannister
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Post by House Lannister on Aug 26, 2018 15:13:35 GMT -5
Five Finger Death Punch, "Sham Pain" Most of the song, but particularly this first verse: I mean no disrespect but I ain't picking up the check Taking selfies on your phone while you're breathing down my neck It's getting pretty flippin' old and I'm almost nearly done I'm glad you're happier when I was number one. Anytime you guys want to stop performing music, we'll gladly stop bothering you so much. Just ignore the celebrations from rock fans.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 16, 2018 2:55:31 GMT -5
Nobody gonna bring up this lyric in the original Band Aid's Do They Know It's Christmas?
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing
Is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom
WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU...
How the hell did it take like 30 years for them to realize how screwed up that lyric was?
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thelegends
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Joe Biden : “You ain’t black”
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Post by thelegends on Nov 16, 2018 10:19:39 GMT -5
"That way that Gucci look on you amazing, but nothing can compare the way you naked"
Bazzi ft. Camila Cabello - Beautiful
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Taiga
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Post by Taiga on Nov 16, 2018 12:00:52 GMT -5
Sober Up My favorite color is you You're vibrating out my frequency In all honesty, this is one of the least cringe lyrics from Sober Up 'cause it actually makes sense. Electromagnetic waves need to vibrate in a certain frequency to turn out as a color. Now, stuff like "last time that I saw your face was recess in second grade" and "all the big kids, they got drunk" take the cake as cringe. That's lovelytheband level of songwriting.
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mkarns
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Post by mkarns on Nov 16, 2018 13:24:04 GMT -5
Sober Up My favorite color is you You're vibrating out my frequency In all honesty, this is one of the least cringe lyrics from Sober Up 'cause it actually makes sense. Electromagnetic waves need to vibrate in a certain frequency to turn out as a color. Now, stuff like "last time that I saw your face was recess in second grade" and "all the big kids, they got drunk" take the cake as cringe. That's lovelytheband level of songwriting. "lovelytheband level of songwriting" is supposed to be a bad thing? Well, maybe that makes me a fool and you think I'm broken.
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tanooki
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Post by tanooki on Nov 16, 2018 17:54:25 GMT -5
Speaking one of the most critically acclaimed and commercially successful rappers of the past two decades...
"I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said "We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed" Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? "After I fuck you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest," the next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck I'll bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, I bet He probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this, of course unless you object" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head" "
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Okay
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Post by Okay on Nov 23, 2018 12:59:17 GMT -5
Once I was seven years old, my mama told me "Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely"
What the heck?
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