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Post by Flip on May 7, 2015 10:27:59 GMT -5
Every Nicki Minaj song
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Post by Linnethia Monique on May 7, 2015 12:06:16 GMT -5
Taylor Swift "Welcome to New York"
And you can want who you want Boys and boys and girls and girls
It's just so eye-roll inducing.
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Post by sabre14 on May 7, 2015 13:12:21 GMT -5
"I'd sell my soul just to see your face." from Florida Georgia Line's "Stay" (originally done by Black Stone Cherry).
I mean really? I would need more than just seeing her face if I'm selling my soul. The whole song is cringe-worthy.
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on May 7, 2015 13:38:40 GMT -5
Oh I totally forgot about My Humps, pretty much in its entirety, but in particular:
I mix your milk with my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
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Post by surfy on May 7, 2015 21:10:32 GMT -5
Oh I totally forgot about My Humps, pretty much in its entirety, but in particular: I mix your milk with my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. But I love that lyric. :'(
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on May 7, 2015 21:16:14 GMT -5
I'm also surprised nobody has mention the Britney classic Email My Heart
I can see you in my mind/coming on the line/and opening this letter that I've sent a hundred times/here's a picture of us two/I look so good on you/can't you please forgive me for the hurt I put you through?
Poetry. Sheer poetry.
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Post by 14887fan on May 7, 2015 22:01:06 GMT -5
The entire catalog of Florida Georgia Line. You won't find a well-lyricized song in there and this isn't up for debate. "I'd sell my soul just to see your face." from Florida Georgia Line's "Stay" (originally done by Black Stone Cherry).
I mean really? I would need more than just seeing her face if I'm selling my soul. The whole song is cringe-worthy. Of all their songs, this is the one you call out?
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 7, 2015 22:15:49 GMT -5
The entire catalog of Florida Georgia Line. You won't find a well-lyricized song in there and this isn't up for debate. "I'd sell my soul just to see your face." from Florida Georgia Line's "Stay" (originally done by Black Stone Cherry).
I mean really? I would need more than just seeing her face if I'm selling my soul. The whole song is cringe-worthy. Of all their songs, this is the one you call out? I'll sit you up on the kitchen sink and stick the pink umbrella in your drink...
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Post by sabre14 on May 7, 2015 23:24:05 GMT -5
The entire catalog of Florida Georgia Line. You won't find a well-lyricized song in there and this isn't up for debate. "I'd sell my soul just to see your face." from Florida Georgia Line's "Stay" (originally done by Black Stone Cherry).
I mean really? I would need more than just seeing her face if I'm selling my soul. The whole song is cringe-worthy. Of all their songs, this is the one you call out? Yes. Most of their discography is low-hanging fruit. I hate "Stay" just as much as the rest of them. The lyrics are unrealistic pleas to the girl who left, most likely because the guy's inabilities to actually be a decent boyfriend/significant other. Most of the lyrics are atrocious. "If I told you I loved you, would it make you wanna stay?"...Well obviously she's going to run back to him, after all, he said he loved her so it must be true... To add insult to injury, the production is not country and the vocals are horrendous.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 8, 2015 0:22:17 GMT -5
My Darkest Days featuring Zakk Wylde - Porn Star Dancing
Kylie won't kiss my friend Cassandra
Jessica won't play ball
Mandy won't share her friend Miranda
Doesn't anybody live at all?
Amanda won't leave me empty handed
Got her number from the bathroom stall
Brandy just got way too much baggage
And that shit just gets old
But I got a girl who can put on a show
The dollar decides how far you can go
She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we go
She takes it off nice and slow
'Cause that's porn star dancin'
She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this
Porn star dancin'
Your body's lightin' up the room
I want a naughty girl like you
There's nothing harder to do
Stacy's gonna save herself for marriage
But that's just not my style
She's got a pair that's nice to stare at
But I want girls gone wild
But I know a place where there's always a show
The dollar decides how far you can go
She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we can go
She takes it off nice and slow
'Cause that's porn star dancin'
She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this
Porn star dancin'
Your body's lightin' up the room
I want a naughty girl like you
Let's throw a party just for two
You know those normal girls won't do
She wraps those hands around that pole
She licks those lips and off we can go
She takes it off nice and slow
'Cause that's porn star dancin'
She don't play nice, she makes me beg
She drops that dress around her legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this
Porn star dancin'
Yes, the entire song. Though it's a huge guilty pleasue of mine.
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Post by maine on May 8, 2015 12:34:15 GMT -5
My Darkest Days featuring Zakk Wylde - Porn Star Dancing Yes, the entire song. Though it's a huge guilty pleasue of mine. This was a multi-week #1 on my chart lmao. I always liked this despite the lyrics being total sh*t. "Casual Sex" on the other hand.......
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Post by trebor on May 8, 2015 12:41:28 GMT -5
Philip Claypool who gave us the fantastic "Come On Back Home" last year now serves this master-piece as his 2015 single: "Three More Beers" ONE! TWO! Three more beers she'll be Britney Spears and I'll be taking here home tonight More innuendo including J.lo, Kim Kardashian, Christina Aguilera, Angelina Jolie, etc., If this all wasn't messy enough, the video that comes with it is beyond description. Granted it's an indie production, but still...
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 8, 2015 21:10:52 GMT -5
The entire catalog of Florida Georgia Line. You won't find a well-lyricized song in there and this isn't up for debate. Of all their songs, this is the one you call out? I'll sit you up on the kitchen sink and stick the pink umbrella in your drink... And a similar lyric from Rae Sremmurd's "Throw Sum Mo" Swag, terrific, I might f**k this bitch in the kitchen
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Post by bluestar4 on May 9, 2015 12:25:59 GMT -5
"Watching You" by Rodney Atkins. I can't even listen to the chorus.
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Post by Gekkouga on May 9, 2015 13:34:12 GMT -5
"Butta on my shrimp, I'm the Gladys you the pip"
"Keep a money clip, you remind of a tip, like a pair of jeans from Abercrombie when they rip"
- A Dozen Roses (You Remind Me) Missy sis...
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Post by peacebone on May 9, 2015 13:41:51 GMT -5
Pretty much every line ever spit out by Pitbull. Especially when he uses product placement.
Me not working hard? Yeah, right! Picture that with a Kodak Or, better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2015 14:03:27 GMT -5
These are too cringeworthy to point out one lyric:
Luke Bryan- That's My Kinda Night, Country Girl (Shake It For Me) Jason Aldean- She's Country, Dirt Road Anthem & anything from his most recent album Rascal Flatts- Bob That Head, Me & My Gang, Summer Nights Lady Antebellum- Freestyle Carrie Underwood- Undo It, Quitter, Mama's Song Tim McGraw- Truck Yeah, Lookin' For That Girl Chase Rice- Ride Taylor Swift- We Are Never, Ever, Bad Blood And...FGL's entire discography
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Post by sabre14 on May 9, 2015 14:52:20 GMT -5
Philip Claypool who gave us the fantastic "Come On Back Home" last year now serves this master-piece as his 2015 single: "Three More Beers" ONE! TWO! Three more beers she'll be Britney Spears and I'll be taking here home tonight More innuendo including J.lo, Kim Kardashian, Christina Aguilera, Angelina Jolie, etc., If this all wasn't messy enough, the video that comes with it is beyond description. Granted it's an indie production, but still... This song's official title is "Three More Beers (She'll Be Britney Spears)" and goes for adds on May 18th according to Music Row.
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Post by trebor on May 9, 2015 15:26:31 GMT -5
Philip Claypool who gave us the fantastic "Come On Back Home" last year now serves this master-piece as his 2015 single: "Three More Beers" ONE! TWO! Three more beers she'll be Britney Spears and I'll be taking here home tonight More innuendo including J.lo, Kim Kardashian, Christina Aguilera, Angelina Jolie, etc., If this all wasn't messy enough, the video that comes with it is beyond description. Granted it's an indie production, but still... This song's official title is "Three More Beers (She'll Be Britney Spears)" and goes for adds on May 18th according to Music Row. The Britney Spears thing is not mentioned on the CD, though. Have not seen the cover art yet. Would be gross if they'd changed the title to cash in. There are so many tracks not getting an add date and this does! I shouldn't be saying this but this time around I hope that the air time is given to somebody else instead.
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Post by sabre14 on May 9, 2015 15:29:26 GMT -5
This song's official title is "Three More Beers (She'll Be Britney Spears)" and goes for adds on May 18th according to Music Row. The Britney Spears thing is not mentioned on the CD, though. Have not seen the cover art yet. Would be gross if they'd changed the title to cash in. There are so many tracks not getting an add date and this does! I shouldn't be saying this but this time around I hope that the air time is given to somebody else instead. The song won't amount to much, even on the secondary charts so I wouldn't worry. Also, sometimes that happens when a song is sent to radio (title is tweaked). Think of Josh Gracin's "Stay With Me (Brass Bed)" in 2005. The album title is simply "Brass Bed."
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Post by somelikeitwhen on May 9, 2015 19:50:00 GMT -5
Go ahead and go ham sammich
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Post by lyhom on May 9, 2015 19:51:31 GMT -5
Go ahead and go ham sammich
Hey, yo, Jason Say somethin' to her Holla at her [Laughs] I got one question How do you fit all that... in them jeans? [Laughs] You know what to do with that big fat butt Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Just a little bit of... swing Patty cake, Patty cake With no hands Got me in this club making wedding plans If I take pictures while you do your dance I can make you famous on Instagram Hot damn it Your booty like two planets Go head, and go ham sandwich Whoa, I can't stand it 'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Just a little bit of... swing Cadillac, Cadillac, pop that trunk Let's take a shot Alley oop that dunk tired of working that 9 to 5 Oh baby let me come and change your life Hot damn it Your booty like two planets Go head, and go ham sandwich Whoa, I can't stand it 'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (shake it, shake it girl) Just a little bit of (little bit of, little bit of, little bit of swing!) [Snoop Dogg:] Shake what your mama gave you Misbehave you I just wanna strip you, dip you, flip you, bubble bathe you What they do Taste my rain drops, K boo Now what you will and what you want and what you may do Completely separated, Till I deeply penetrate it Then I take it out and wipe it off Eat it, ate it, love it, hate it Overstated, underrated, everywhere I've been Can you wiggle, wiggle for the D, O, double G, again? Come on baby Turn around (turn around, turn around, turn around) You're a star girl Take a bow (take a bow, take a bow, take a bow) It's just one thing that's killing me How'd you get that in them jeans? You know what to do with that big fat butt Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (shake it, shake it girl) Just a little bit of (little bit of, wiggle wiggle) Wiggle, wiggle Now make it clap Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Now make it clap Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Make it clap (baby when you do it like that) Just a little bit of Now make it clap No hands baby, make it clap, clap, clap (like swing) Damn, baby, you got a bright future behind you tbh
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Post by somelikeitwhen on May 9, 2015 20:23:30 GMT -5
Go ahead and go ham sammich
Hey, yo, Jason Say somethin' to her Holla at her [Laughs] I got one question How do you fit all that... in them jeans? [Laughs] You know what to do with that big fat butt Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Just a little bit of... swing Patty cake, Patty cake With no hands Got me in this club making wedding plans If I take pictures while you do your dance I can make you famous on Instagram Hot damn it Your booty like two planets Go head, and go ham sandwich Whoa, I can't stand it 'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Just a little bit of... swing Cadillac, Cadillac, pop that trunk Let's take a shot Alley oop that dunk tired of working that 9 to 5 Oh baby let me come and change your life Hot damn it Your booty like two planets Go head, and go ham sandwich Whoa, I can't stand it 'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (shake it, shake it girl) Just a little bit of (little bit of, little bit of, little bit of swing!) [Snoop Dogg:] Shake what your mama gave you Misbehave you I just wanna strip you, dip you, flip you, bubble bathe you What they do Taste my rain drops, K boo Now what you will and what you want and what you may do Completely separated, Till I deeply penetrate it Then I take it out and wipe it off Eat it, ate it, love it, hate it Overstated, underrated, everywhere I've been Can you wiggle, wiggle for the D, O, double G, again? Come on baby Turn around (turn around, turn around, turn around) You're a star girl Take a bow (take a bow, take a bow, take a bow) It's just one thing that's killing me How'd you get that in them jeans? You know what to do with that big fat butt Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (shake it, shake it girl) Just a little bit of (little bit of, wiggle wiggle) Wiggle, wiggle Now make it clap Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Now make it clap Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Make it clap (baby when you do it like that) Just a little bit of Now make it clap No hands baby, make it clap, clap, clap (like swing) Damn, baby, you got a bright future behind you tbh This is so correct on every level
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Post by The Music Man on May 10, 2015 22:10:17 GMT -5
Pitbull in "Time of Our Lives" -
"I told her wanna ride out, she said...yes We didn't go to church, but I got...blessed"
Echosmith, "Bright" -
"Did you and Jupiter conspire to get me? I think you and the moon and Neptune got it right 'Cause now I'm shining bright"
Nicki in "Hey Mama" -
"Yes I do the cooking, yes I do the cleaning Yes I keep the na-na real sweet for your eating"
Sage the Gemini in "GDFR" -
"It's going down further than femurs, girls get wetter than Katrina" (not sure how that plays uncensored on the radio)
All terrible.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 10, 2015 22:16:01 GMT -5
Tim McGraw - Lookin' For That Girl
Body like a honey comb
Thought that song was passable until I heard that.
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Post by Flip on May 11, 2015 10:31:48 GMT -5
"wetter than Katrina" oh my fucking
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Post by The Music Man on May 11, 2015 20:16:40 GMT -5
I'm not posting the entire thing out of laziness or melodrama, but because every line is truly worse than the last. And guess whose song it is...
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Post by NeRD on May 11, 2015 21:26:19 GMT -5
Basically any Juicy J rap lyric.
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on May 12, 2015 7:37:21 GMT -5
Some more gems from Britney
The bridge of Oops I Did It Again:
"All aboard" "Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have" "Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?" "Yeah, yes it is" "But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end" "Well baby, I went down and got it for you" "Oh, you shouldn't have"
And the first line of Lucky:
"This is a story about a girl named Lucky"
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 12, 2015 11:23:11 GMT -5
Adelitas Way - Sick
I'm so sick of my life It's the same old shit, Try to make it bend, But it never gives Look what you made me (what you made me) Well I hate my boss, He's a little bitch If he keeps it up, I'll make him quit Or I'll go crazy I'm going crazy
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