The entirety of Kanye's "All Day"
All day, ***I'M RACIST***
(Dance, ayy, ayy ayy ayy)
All day, ***I'M RACIST***
How long you ***I'M RACIST***s ball? All day, ***I'M RACIST***
How much time you spent at the mall? All day, ***I'M RACIST***
How many runners do you got on call? All day, ***I'M RACIST***
Swish, swish, how long they keep you in court? All day, ***I'M RACIST***
Take you to get this fly? All day, ***I'M RACIST***
Tell your P.O. how-how long you been high? All day, ***I'M RACIST***
You already know I’m straight from the Chi, all day, ***I'M RACIST***
South, south, south side! All day, ***I'M RACIST***
This Ye, ***I'M RACIST***
Shoppin' for the winter and it’s just May, ***I'M RACIST***
Ball so hard, man, this shit cray, ***I'M RACIST***
And you ain't gettin' money 'less you got eight figures
For that Jesus piece, man, I've been saved, ***I'M RACIST***
Just talked to Farrakhan, that's sensei, ***I'M RACIST***
Told him I've been on timbs since the 10th grade, ***I'M RACIST***
Got a middle finger longer than Dikembe, my ***I'M RACIST***, uh
I don't let 'em play with me
I don't let 'em talk to me no kind of way
Uh, they better watch what they say to me
***I'M RACIST***s still gettin' popped on the day to day
Yeah, I still got the hundred with the small face, ***I'M RACIST***
Might spend 50 racks on my off day, ***I'M RACIST***
You a fake Denzel like the Allstate ***I'M RACIST***
If you run into me, better have Allstate with yah
You a Rico Suave ***I'M RACIST***
Ride 'round listen to Sade, ***I'M RACIST***
If you ain't with us, you in our way, ***I'M RACIST***
You an actor, you should be on Broadway, ***I'M RACIST***
Cause you do shit the broad way, ***I'M RACIST***
Your bitch got a ass, but my broad way thicker
Late for the class, in the hallway, ***I'M RACIST***
Yeah, the dropout at it as always ***I'M RACIST***, as always
All day, ***I'M RACIST***
I took a young sweet breath, and I reached into my Earth
Gave him what I had left
At that moment I dispersed
At that moment I dispersed
All day, ***I'M RACIST***
How-h-how long you ball? All day, ***I'M RACIST***
How much time you spent at the mall? All day, ***I'M RACIST***
How long it take you to get this fly? All day, ***I'M RACIST***
Tell your P.O. how-how long you been high? All day, ***I'M RACIST***
Pour some Hen out for my ***I'M RACIST***s that died, all day, ***I'M RACIST***
And I keep a bad bitch on the passenger side, all day, ***I'M RACIST***
You already know I’m straight from the Chi, all day, ***I'M RACIST***
South, south, south side! All day, ***I'M RACIST***
I could do this all day, boy, I'm finna turn this bitch out
They need that Ye in the streets, boy, there's been a motherfucking drought
Don't really matter what I make, boy, you know I still go wild
Like a light skinned slave, boy, we in the mothafuckin' house
Right now, you lookin' real sus right now
I swear I've been on this flight like a month right now
Stupid ***I'M RACIST***s gettin' money, Forrest Gump right now
Shout-out to Jackie Chan, I need to stunt right now
They've been lookin' at the Gram, I've been lookin' at the Grammys
Like, huh, that's us right now
24/7, 365 days, everybody gettin' paid
***I'M RACIST***s lookin' at me like I'm worth both MJs
People saying, "Ye, Ye, take it easy"
20 Gs for the Yeezys off of eBay
***I'M RACIST***s do the most and they ain't done shit
Only way I can sum it up, sumbitch
(Hands up, hands up)
So won't you dance? ayy, ayy ayy ayy
(All day, ***I'M RACIST***)
Get low, alright
Get low, alright
What up? Alright, alright
Stay low, alright
Stay low, alright
Stay low, alright
South, south, south side! All day, ***I'M RACIST***
Well, well, well, let me run (let me run)
Let me run to see who came undone
You've been right in my face
Let me run 'til you're off my case
"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?"
I don't, but sometimes I feel like a $10,000 Hermes Birkin bag walking through 5th Avenue so there's that.
S Club 7 - S Club Party
Ghetto boys, make some noise
Hoochie mamas, show your nanas
That one is hilariously bad.
Keep in mind that she's 30 years old.
We have to remember that her being involved with Chad Kroeger may have caused her to sustain some trauma and as a side effect, she has regressed to an earlier age, maybe 14 years of age. It's truly disturbing.
6. Empire---Shakira
And the stars make love to the universe
And you touch me
And I'm like and I'm like and I'm like
Wooo wooo
Shaki has some really strange WTF ones. Maybe it would sound better in Spanish.
Let's dive into the lyrical genius Algernod Lanier Washington, also known as the rapper Plies:
WaterI don't care when you get it
Her p@ssy still smell the same period
Just went off and you can't smell a thing
P@ssy smell untouched like she was thirteen
BeckyFire head, make me smile
Put that mayonaise on your child
WHAT.
I feel like calling the police and taking several showers after reading those lyrics.