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Post by Linnethia Monique on Jul 1, 2015 16:27:49 GMT -5
"Pleazer" I'm f**kin' faster, I'm gettin' stronger I hit her, she backwards, lickin' her asshole My dick is the password T nasty, 'bout to catch a felony for it Vagina juice like orange juice in the mornin' omg I need to listen to Tyga more The whole album is like that
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Post by The Music Man on Jul 1, 2015 20:28:46 GMT -5
I'm not sure if anything can top that last one, but I'll submit this nonsense from "The Night Is Still Young" anyway:
"Tonight is the night I'm gon' get twisted, Myx Moscato and vodka, I'ma mix it" Subtle product placement, Nicki.
"If he sexy, he planking on me." 2011 called, it wants planking back. Just awkward in general.
"Might let him take it home and slaughter that." Slaughter that? Like a pig gets slaughtered?
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Post by peacebone on Jul 6, 2015 14:45:55 GMT -5
Bad Blood - Taylor Swift Cause, baby, now we got bad blood You know it used to be mad love So take a look what you've done Cause, baby, now we got bad blood Hey Now we got problems And I don't think we can solve them You made a really deep cut And, baby, now we got bad blood HeyTotal cringe-worthy lyrics. The moment that song begins I turn the station immediately. I can't, I just can't. I love how she attempts to rhyme "cut" and "blood" by exaggerating the "u" in "cut".
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Post by Pollen on Jul 6, 2015 20:50:33 GMT -5
"BedRock"
"She don't ever wonder, cause she know she bad And I got her, niga: grocery bag"
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Post by peacebone on Jul 7, 2015 11:24:56 GMT -5
I would say that every line from these 4 songs are cringe-worthy, I just picked the ones I think are the worst.
alt-J - Every Other Freckle (not a bad song, but the lyrics are strange) "Turn you inside out and lick you like a crisp packet"
Glass Animals - Gooey
"Right, my little pooh bear, wanna take a chance? Wanna sip this smooth air, kick it in the sand I'd say I told you so but you just gonna cry You just wanna know those peanut butter vibes"
Fall Out Boy - Uma Thurman "The stench, the stench of summer sex And CK eternity, oh, hell, yes Divide me down to the smallest I can be Put your, put your v-v-venom in me"
Echosmith - Cool Kids "I wish that I could be like the cool kids, 'Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in."
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Jul 7, 2015 23:45:01 GMT -5
Florida Georgia Line - Anything Goes
Victoria's Secret aint a secret no more
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Post by peacebone on Jul 10, 2015 15:43:11 GMT -5
A classic:
Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer "I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"
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Post by peacebone on Jul 18, 2015 15:36:09 GMT -5
Halsey's "New Americana": What mostly makes this so bad is that she mispronounces "Americana" to force it to rhyme with "marijuana" and "Nirvana".
And a classic that was voted as the worst lyrics of all time in a 2007 BBC poll, from Des'ree's "Life":
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Post by Dylan :) on Jul 18, 2015 18:20:44 GMT -5
Sam Smith's I'm Not The Only One
Idk why I find it so... basic
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2015 15:14:17 GMT -5
Pitbull- Time Of Our Lives
The entire song
Ok especially this part
Tonight I'mma lose my mind Better get yours cause I'm gonna get mine Party every night like my last Mommy know the drill, shake that ass Go ahead baby let me see what you got You know you got the biggest booty in this spot And I just wanna see that thing drop From the back to the front to the top You know me I'm off in the cut Always like a Squirrel, looking for a nut
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Post by The Music Man on Jul 19, 2015 21:31:29 GMT -5
A classic:
"Honey got a booty like pow pow pow Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow"
- Usher, "OMG"
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Post by Disco🌶️📖 on Jul 19, 2015 21:48:26 GMT -5
"The stench, the stench of summer sex Wow. No matter what season it is, sex shouldn't smell like a stench. Sex is the lowest priority if one smells that bad.
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Post by House Lannister on Jul 20, 2015 9:00:48 GMT -5
Chris Janson---Buy Me a Boat
They call me redneck, white trash and blue collar But I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil And you can’t fit a camel through the eye of a needle I’m sure that’s probably true, But it still sounds pretty cool
Ouch, poor camel.
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Post by .indulgecountry on Jul 20, 2015 18:11:40 GMT -5
Chris Janson---Buy Me a Boat They call me redneck, white trash and blue collar But I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil And you can’t fit a camel through the eye of a needle I’m sure that’s probably true, But it still sounds pretty cool Ouch, poor camel. The camel line is from a Bible verse.
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on Jul 21, 2015 8:55:29 GMT -5
Halsey's "New Americana": What mostly makes this so bad is that she mispronounces "Americana" to force it to rhyme with "marijuana" and "Nirvana". How else would you pronounce it? Americana does rhyme with marijuana and nirvana lol
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Post by peacebone on Jul 21, 2015 17:31:58 GMT -5
Halsey's "New Americana": What mostly makes this so bad is that she mispronounces "Americana" to force it to rhyme with "marijuana" and "Nirvana". How else would you pronounce it? Americana does rhyme with marijuana and nirvana lol I know, I realized that after I made those comments.
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Post by The Music Man on Jul 21, 2015 21:46:44 GMT -5
From "I Don't Like It, I Love It" by Flo Rida:
"Turn up girl, blow the speaker Yeah...think about it now, blow the speaker"
So clever, Flo.
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Post by House Lannister on Jul 25, 2015 21:37:26 GMT -5
Chris Janson---Buy Me a Boat They call me redneck, white trash and blue collar But I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil And you can’t fit a camel through the eye of a needle I’m sure that’s probably true, But it still sounds pretty cool Ouch, poor camel. The camel line is from a Bible verse. It's been a while, but I think you're right. But it still makes me cringe.
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Post by peacebone on Jul 25, 2015 21:55:51 GMT -5
From "I Don't Like It, I Love It" by Flo Rida: "Turn up girl, blow the speaker Yeah...think about it now, blow the speaker" So clever, Flo. Speaking of Flo Rida asking girls to blow things... www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/florida/whistle.html
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Post by .indulgecountry on Jul 26, 2015 1:56:20 GMT -5
The camel line is from a Bible verse. It's been a while, but I think you're right. But it still makes me cringe. I looked it up to be sure, but I knew I'd heard the phrase before. I try not to think about it literally, which isn't hard since it's not a totally unfamiliar phrase to me, so the line doesn't bother me.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Aug 4, 2015 2:25:06 GMT -5
twenty one pilots, Tear In My Heart
I'm driving here I sit Cursing my government For not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement
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Post by Pollen on Aug 4, 2015 15:38:08 GMT -5
twenty one pilots, Tear In My Heart I'm driving here I sit Cursing my government For not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement Can't forget "my taste in music is your face!".
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Post by Leaf on Aug 4, 2015 23:31:37 GMT -5
Can't forget "my taste in music is your face!". I was going to post this one!
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Post by nikkominaj on Aug 18, 2015 16:22:30 GMT -5
Heard Robin Thicke's "Give it 2 U" while working out today... Wooo! I got a gift for ya I got this for ya, a little Thicke for ya A big kiss for ya, I got a hit for ya Big dick for ya, let me give it to ya
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Post by Zinc. on Sept 5, 2015 11:33:42 GMT -5
Bootylicious
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2015 12:47:21 GMT -5
Chris Janson---Buy Me a Boat
Yeah, and I know what they say, Money can’t buy everything Well, maybe so, But it could buy me a boat
To float down on the water with a beer…
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2015 23:12:22 GMT -5
Love Downtown, but...
"She got 1988 Mariah Carey hair."
Now Macklemore... c'mon man.
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Post by peacebone on Sept 18, 2015 17:44:11 GMT -5
"Now you get to watch her leave out the window guess that's why they call it window pane" - Eminem on Love the Way You Lie.
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Post by Luckie Starchild on Sept 18, 2015 18:06:37 GMT -5
Hmmm… Does "Summer Girls" by LFO qualify as cringe-worthy?
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span, Met you one summer and it all began You're the best girl that I ever did see, The great Larry Bird Jersey 33 When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad, Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer then went back home, Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Sept 18, 2015 18:16:30 GMT -5
Hmmm… Does "Summer Girls" by LFO qualify as cringe-worthy? Depends on how you view it, but based on those lyrics, IMO... yeah.
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