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#18 Rihanna - Pour It UpBackground Information: This was the 3rd single from Unapologetic. It did better on the R&B charts than it did on the mainstream ones. The provocative music video was released nearly 10 months after the song first came out though it was released barely 5 months after it was originally shot. Quotable line: "Strip clubs and dolla' bills, I still got mo' money Patron shots can I get a refill I still got mo' money Strippers going up and down that pole And I still got mo' money" Points: 167 Standard Deviation: 13.22 Average Rank: 20.875 Rankings:Waveyβ¨οΈ 5 jtd Thee Stallion 8 .indulgecountry 10 Ky 15 aerodynamite 26 Juanca 27 bat1990 37 π
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Post by Normi on Jul 28, 2017 1:49:19 GMT -5
Had I participated, all these three past songs and BA would have made at least my Top 10 Jaaams!
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#17 Keri Hilson - The Way You Love MeBackground Information: Many have cited this as the song that basically ended her career due the media firestorm surrounding it. This hypersexual ho dance anthem was not a single but had a music video. The song had an explicit version that was intentionally omitted from the album. The music video was obviously shot to this version. Keri repeatedly insisted that the song was about female empowerment and in being in control of one's sexual desires. She got dragged for initially claiming an explicit version did not exist. *sure Jan* It subsequently leaked out online. The clean version substitute the word "fuck" with the word "thug". What in the fucking fuck is "thug me, thug me, it's the way you thug me"? Quotable line: "Yeah, that's me, just where we wanna be I got that kinda pussy that'll keep you off the streets Yeah, that's me, just where we wanna be The way you love me the way you love me Love me, love me, it's the way you love me Touch me, touch me, it's the way you touch me Fuck me, fuck me, it's the way you fuck me the way you love me baby you got me goin' crazy" Points: 167 Standard Deviation: 13.52 Average Rank: 20.875 Rankings:π
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#16 Christina Aguilera - DirrtyBackground Information: This lead single from her 2nd album Stripped had a controversial video directed by David LaChappelle. Some felt she went too far. The song was huge internationally but underperformed in the U.S. Quotable line: "DJ's spinning show your ass Let's get dirrty that's my jam I need that, uh, to get me off Sweatin' until my clothes come off" Points: 167 Standard Deviation: 15.61 Average Rank: 20.875 Rankings:bat1990 4 Ky 4 Waveyβ¨οΈ 12 aerodynamite 15 π
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I will unveil the remaining 15 throughout the next 2 days.
Here's one more that didn't make the final list of songs. Even though it was a big club hit and is considered a classic, it's not all that famous outside of clubland.
Before India began doing Salsa and Tropical music and became "La Princesa de la Salsa", she started out doing Freestyle and House music. This was one of several collaborations she did with the Masters At Work. India delivered a passionate and fiery vocal performance reminiscent of Disco diva Loleatta Holloway who was known for her powerful belting.
Masters At Work feat. India - I Can't Get No Sleep
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Post by Juanca on Jul 28, 2017 4:14:44 GMT -5
That Keri song was an unfortunate discovery for me lol Like that was too much screamfest and mess of a song. I can see how it could be sexual but it was a mood killer for me. Oops! Dirrrty and Buttons, as songs, would have also likely been in my top 10. As sexy songs not that much... I hadn't heard that India collaboration. I've heard another one, which had medium rotation in a local music TV station back home. Same TV station that used to play the Diva video album. Didn't know that Savage was also a video album :o will have to look up the videos I haven't watched from that album!!
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Let's jump into the top 15 with a suggestive song by Dana International.
Dana International - Cinquemilla
Translation: Come on everybody, you'll f**k me for money I am here waiting for a little anal I want many guys You can come and eat my fruits Pears, watermelons But for me a big banana
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#15 Cassie - Me & UBackground Information: This was the R&B singer's first and only hit. She has since been more famous for her naked pictures than her music. Le Youth sampled this song for their cult hit "Cool." Quotable line: "I know them other guys, they been talking bout the way I do what I do They heard I was good, they wanna see if it's true They know you're the one I wanna give it to I can see you want me too Now, it's me and you" Points: 162 Standard Deviation: 16.799 Average Rank: 20.25 Rankings:Waveyβ¨οΈ 1 aerodynamite 6 jtd Thee Stallion 7 .indulgecountry 11 bat1990 25 Ky 26 Juanca 38 π
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Post by Juanca on Jul 30, 2017 4:23:03 GMT -5
About time for Cassie leave the Sexxxy rankdown!! No business being this high with the adults
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About time for Cassie leave the Sexxxy rankdown!! No business being this high with the adults See now..
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#14 Donna Summer - Love To Love You BabyBackground Information: This was the single that catapulted the then relatively unknown Donna Summer into the stratosphere. She went on to become the Queen Of Disco. Initially, a short 4 minute version was recorded. Her label executive wanted a longer version of this as the single version was too short for him and his wife to fuck to it so a 17 minute version was created and released (they got tired of flipping the record during). It became a national sensation as that long version managed to get airplay on radio. Quotable line: "Lay your head down real close to me Soothe my mind and set me free, set me free-ee, uh" Points: 161 Standard Deviation: 11.39 Average Rank: 20.125 Rankings:Juanca 5 Ky 9 bat1990 12 jtd Thee Stallion 19 aerodynamite 21 π
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#13 Mariah Carey - HoneyBackground Information: The lead single from her magnum opus Butterfly marked a major change for Mariah. It was one of the sexiest songs she had released at that time. It also marked a change in her outfits and styling. Quotable line: "Every night and day I can hardly wait for another taste of honey Honey, I can't describe how good it feels inside" Points: 159 Standard Deviation: 10.006 Average Rank: 19.875 Rankings:jtd Thee Stallion 9 π
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#11 Monifah - Touch ItBackground Information: This was the R&B singer's biggest hit, but it unfortunately alienated a significant chunk of her core fanbase who thought that she had sold out by doing a House song. The song went on to be covered by Holly James in the mid 2000s. Quotable line: "This boy's shyness got me wet like crazy I want it more and more When you call my name and spank me" Points: 152 Standard Deviation: 10.11 Average Rank: 19 Rankings:bat1990 6 jtd Thee Stallion 11 π
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That's all for tonight. I shall unveil the top 10 later tonight and bring this rankdown to it's luscious, sensual, sinful conclusion. Bon appetit bebe.
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#14 Donna Summer - Love To Love You BabyBackground Information: This was the single that catapulted the then relatively unknown Donna Summer into the stratosphere. She went on to become the Queen Of Disco. Initially, a short 4 minute version was recorded. Her label executive wanted a longer version of this as the single version was too short for him and his wife to f**k to it so a 17 minute version was created and released (they got tired of flipping the record during). It became a national sensation as that long version managed to get airplay on radio. Quotable line: "Lay your head down real close to me Soothe my mind and set me free, set me free-ee, uh" Points: 161 Standard Deviation: 11.39 Average Rank: 20.125 Rankings:Waveyβ¨οΈ 35 .indulgecountry 36 Blasphemy!!!!!! This is the definition of sexxxy song. Like "before Janet it was Donna" sort of iconic
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#10 Khia - My Neck, My Back (Lick It)Background Information: This was the self-proclaimed Queen Of The South's first and only big hit. The song encourages both cunnilingus and anilingus. The song was heavily edited for radio play. The UK version of the music video didn't even feature Khia in it. Quotable line: "The best head comes from a thug The dick good, thick big and long Slow thumpin' 'til the crack of dawn On the X, makin' faces and stuff" Points: 151 Standard Deviation: 10.05 Average Rank: 18.875 Rankings:jtd Thee Stallion 4 Juanca 12 bat1990 13 Waveyβ¨οΈ 17 .indulgecountry 19 π
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#9 Justin Timberlake - SexybackBackground Information: This was the polarizing lead single from his second album. Justin got into a bit of a pissing match with Prince after Prince made the comment "Sexy Quotable line: "I'm bringin' sexy back (yeah) You motherfuckers watch how I attack (yeah) If that's your girl, better watch your back (yeah) 'Cause you're burning up for me, and that's a fact" Points: 143 Standard Deviation: 7.99 Average Rank: 17.875 Rankings:Juanca 9 aerodynamite 10 jtd Thee Stallion 13 bat1990 17 .indulgecountry 18 Waveyβ¨οΈ 20 π
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Post by Normi on Aug 1, 2017 4:28:40 GMT -5
SexyBack is awful
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Post by aerodynamite on Aug 1, 2017 10:20:07 GMT -5
You're awful. :sip2:
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#10 Khia - My Neck, My Back (Lick It)Background Information: This was the self-proclaimed Queen Of The South's first and only big hit. The song encourages both cunnilingus and anilingus. The song was heavily edited for radio play. The UK version of the music video didn't even feature Khia in it. Quotable line: "The best head comes from a thug The dick good, thick big and long Slow thumpin' 'til the crack of dawn On the X, makin' faces and stuff" Points: 151 Standard Deviation: 10.05 Average Rank: 18.875 I am pleasantly surprised at how long this lasted. This is my jam in the most sincere, unironic way.
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Post by .indulgecountry on Aug 2, 2017 13:13:49 GMT -5
I like "SexyBack" but I was lowkey worried it might get too far in this, but I'm glad #9 is as high as it reached.
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#8 Adina Howard - Freak Like MeBackground Information: This was the R&B singer's debut single. It was the first of many overtly sexual singles that she would release. This went on to be covered by the Sugababes. Pitbull released a song which uses some of the chorus from this. Quotable line: "I want to freak in the morning A freak in the evening just like me I need a roughneck brother That can satisfy me just for me If you are that kind of man 'Cause I'm that kind of girl I got a freaky secret, everybody sing 'Cause we don't give a damn about a thing" Points: 141 Standard Deviation: 10.281 Average Rank: 17.625 Rankings:Ky 1 Waveyβ¨οΈ 13 .indulgecountry 14 aerodynamite 17 Juanca 18 π
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#6 Janet Jackson - Would You MindBackground Information: This album track is one of the raciest songs Miss Jackson If Your Nasty has every recorded. The song was considered so explicit that it was omitted from the clean edition of the album. She notoriously performed this during her tour inviting a man from the audience on stage to tease, tantalize, and titillate. Barbara Walters interviewed Janet around the time the album was released and asked her about the lyrics. When Barbara read them, 90% of the ones she read were bleeped. Janet blushed and said something like, "oh that is one of the cleaner songs on the album." Quotable line: "And I'm gonna Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you Feel you deep inside me ohh I'm gonna Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you, Feel you, make you come too" Points: 140 Standard Deviation: 14.976 Average Rank: 17.5 Rankings:Juanca 1 π
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I'm going to do the top 5 tonight.
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Post by jtd Thee Stallion on Aug 2, 2017 21:29:24 GMT -5
What's left in?
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"Breathe On Me" by Britney Spears "Dip It Low" by Christina Milian "Oops (Oh My)" by Tweet "Partition" by Beyonce "Work (Put It In)" by Kelly Rowland (I put the songs in alphabetical order. This is not the order of the final 5 reveals.)
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Post by aerodynamite on Aug 2, 2017 21:46:25 GMT -5
I still have 1, 4, 8, 14, and 24.
Interesting top 5. Some of these I didn't think could make it this far. Then again, with a small sample size like here, anything can happen.
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Post by .indulgecountry on Aug 2, 2017 22:24:21 GMT -5
Songs left: 1, 4, 8, 9, 20
I could do w/o Tweet in the Top 5, but the rest of these are flawless. I'm okay with any of my Top 10s winning.
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