Pulse Rankdown: Kidz Bop! I Kid you not these songs r Bops!

[rainie]

Welcome to the Kidz Bop 35 rankdown! Yes, I'm completely serious. Why did I do this you may ask? Well I figured since we're ranking some crap artists like Mariah Carey and Muse, it's only right to rank the most recent album by the greatest band on earth -- Kidz Bop! (This is a joke, plz don't kill me.)

Anyways most of you should know how this works by now. Send me the songs ordered from 1-16, favorite to least favorite, in a DM before the deadline, which is tentatively October 28th but is subject to change. Also you'll rank the Kidz Bop version of these songs not the originals -- I repeat, rank the Kidz Bop version of these songs, not the originals. And do as close to a serious job rating these as possible, though it's hard to take a group who edits out references to "staying up all night" seriously I suppose.

Anyways here's the list of songs to rank:
That's What I Like
Paris
I Don't Want To Live Forever
Mercy
It Ain't Me
Love on the Brain
Stay
Cold
Still Got Time
Issues
Castle on the Hill
Something Just Like This
Down
Chained to the Rhythm
Say You Won't Let Go
Best Time Ever

If this goes well we can rank even more Kidz Bop albums in the future, or maybe even graduate to ranking Matty B Raps singles! ;)

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[MilesW1998]

Obvious hate comment about Kidz Bop is obvious.  :sip2:

[maine]

You couldn't pay me enough money in the world to sit through a fucking Kidz Bop album.

[Red]

Sept 22, 2017 23:40:06 GMT -5 rainie said:

Welcome to the Kidz Bop 35 rankdown! Yes, I'm completely serious. Why did I do this you may ask? Well I figured since we're ranking some crap artists like Mariah Carey and Muse, it's only right to rank the most recent album by the greatest band on earth -- Kidz Bop! (This is a joke, plz don't kill me.)

...I am in a forgiving mood this evening, so I'm going to let this slide. For now.

I might do this, honestly. It will depend on if I want to torture my eardrums one of these days. We'll see.

[Daryl the Beryl]

Hard pass.

[Deleted]

For me, kidz bop is the exact same as original.

[CF15]

I'll participate if we're ranking the original versions of the songs, rather than the Kidz Bop covers.

[Green Baron]

Fig you know I love you but this is not happening.

[wheatsquares33]

I normally don't do rankdowns outside of the yearly rock ones, but I just love this idea. I have a friend or two who appreciates Kidz Bop in the same way I do, I'm sure it will be fun to listen to all these, especially if there are music videos.

[Leaf]

Sept 23, 2017 0:03:37 GMT -5 CF15 said:

I'll participate if we're ranking the original versions of the songs, rather than the Kidz Bop covers.

It says in the OP (in bold) that the Kidz Bop versions are the ones to be ranked, not the originals.

[CF15]

Sept 23, 2017 0:33:49 GMT -5 Leaf said:

Sept 23, 2017 0:03:37 GMT -5 CF15 said:

I'll participate if we're ranking the original versions of the songs, rather than the Kidz Bop covers.

It says in the OP (in bold) that the Kidz Bop versions are the ones to be ranked, not the originals.

Never mind then. I didn't see that part, since I didn't really read the description. I should probably try to read descriptions more often, lol. My bad.

[willapted33]

Did you just say Muse is crap

Anyway, I'll take a big pass

[JOJO SIWA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME]

I'll have to pass as well. I was hoping for a Kidz Bop Rankdown with all of the awesomely bad ones like "Born This Way" where half of the song is missing or "Not Myself Tonight" because of well, "Boo hoo".

[Mylo13 💜]

You know what, I'll do this. I never listened to them as an actual child, but finding out about them and listening to their album was the most fun I've had in a while.

[Deleted]

This is more of an if I got time thing. And I know for a fact we are NOT gonna rank Jacob Sartorius singles in the future.

[boysilver400]

Pass.

[Au$tin]

I kind of want to do this for the lulz.

[Deleted]

Is this going to happen or is this a pass?

[janinho]

Is this a a compilaton album where kids are singing pop songs?

[JOJO SIWA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME]

Oct 17, 2017 0:26:55 GMT -5 janinho said:

Is this a a compilaton album where kids are singing pop songs?

Yes. It's an ongoing series featuring kid-friendly re-recordings of current Pop hits.