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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:33:33 GMT -5
#25 Worst Song Of 2018
Kanye West/Lil Pump "I Love It"
In a broadway retelling of the #metoo movement, this would be Harvey Weinstein's number.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:34:28 GMT -5
#24 Worst Song Of 2018
Adrianne Lenker "From"
Sounds like a seven year old attempting to explain why she should be allowed to eat cookies before dinner.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:35:58 GMT -5
#23 Worst Song Of 2018
Q-Tip/Demi Lovato "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
'Bad hipster music' may be an oxymoron, but this Elton cover is bad even by hipster standards.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:36:49 GMT -5
#22 Worst Song Of 2018
Greta Van Fleet "When The Curtain Falls"
This is the worst Led Zeppelin tribute band I have ever heard.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:37:41 GMT -5
#21 Worst Song Of 2018
Greta Van Fleet "Watching Over"
This is the worst Zeppelin/Skynyrd mashup I have ever heard.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:38:28 GMT -5
#20 Worst Song Of 2018
Parquet Courts "Freebird II"
This is the worst Elvis Costello tribute band I have ever heard.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:39:16 GMT -5
#19 Worst Song Of 2018
$uicideboy$ "For The Last Time"
Apparently Jay and Silent Bob have switched from weed to tide pods.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:40:28 GMT -5
#18 Worst Song Of 2018
Nine Inch Nails "God Break Down The Door"
At this point, Trent should just change his name to Moby Bowie.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:41:55 GMT -5
#17 Worst Song Of 2018
HMLTD "Proxy Love"
At first, I was pondering why NIN so often chooses crappy opening acts like this.
Then I remembered "God Break Down The Door".
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:44:36 GMT -5
#16 Worst Song Of 2018
Awkwafina "Pockiez"
Awkwafina has about as much flava as her namesake.
Go back to telling us about how your vag is fifty times better than a penis.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:50:11 GMT -5
#15 Worst Song Of 2018
Rich The Kid "Plug Walk"
I'm pulling the 'plug' on this one.
Better yet, let's shoot you, your dealer, and your stale Gucci & Louis Vetton
references into outer space in that 'space coupe' of yours.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:51:57 GMT -5
#14 Worst Song Of 2018
Drake "God's Plan"
Dear Drake,
My plan has nothing to do with obscure Canadian geography references or the number six.
You say you feel good, then sometimes you don't? That's quite the revelation.
Stop with the nonsense. And the monotone mumbling. And find a third chord.
Love, God
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:53:04 GMT -5
#13 Worst Song Of 2018
Ariana Grande "Pete Davidson"
Ariana Spears & K-Pete.
From "soulmate" to laser tattoo removal in four months.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:56:07 GMT -5
#12 Worst Song Of 2018
Kanye West "Lift Yourself"
Some are calling the last verse of this song 'scat'.
If by that, they're referring to the definition of scat that reads: "animal feces", then I totally agree.
#scoopdiddypoop
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 21:57:18 GMT -5
#11 Worst Song Of 2018
Death Grips "Flies"
This computer-noise, shout-rap acid-trip doesn't 'fly'.
Open the pod bay doors, HAL. Prepare to be disconnected.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 22:00:16 GMT -5
#10 Worst Song Of 2018
BlocBoy JB/Drake "Look Alive"
Drake doesn't "look alive" - he seems bored as hell.
Meanwhile, JB's trying way too hard to seem relevant.
His metaphors (I'll blow you like a flute?) & delivery (fuh-breeze?)
make this a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad song.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 22:01:14 GMT -5
#9 Worst Song Of 2018
Cardi B "I Like It"
Exempli, fies, every, thing-I, hate-a, bout, modern, rap (woo)
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 22:01:53 GMT -5
#8 Worst Song Of 2018
Cardi B "Drip"
Exempli, fies, every, thing-I, hate-a, bout, modern, rap (two)
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 22:02:40 GMT -5
#7 Worst Song Of 2018
Cardi B "Bartier Cardi"
Exempli, fies, every, thing-I, hate-a, bout, modern, rap (three)
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 22:03:59 GMT -5
#6 Worst Song Of 2018
Cardi B "Moneybag"
Exempli, fies, every, thing-I, hate-a, bout, modern, rap (four)
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 22:05:17 GMT -5
#5 Worst Song Of 2018
Migos/Drake "Walk It Talk It"
Walk it, talk it, stop it, burn it, stomp it, destroy it, forget it (woo)
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 22:07:04 GMT -5
#4 Worst Song Of 2018
Doja Cat "Mooo!"
If there's one thing the music of the 2010s will be remembered for it's this:
The stupider, the more successful. Hence, this song's 34 million views on YouTube.
This girl needs to get back to asking "do you want fries with that?"
And she can stick a few dozen more fries up her nose while she's at it.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 22:08:12 GMT -5
#3 Worst Song Of 2018
Sophie "Is It Cold In The Water?"
Her usual bullshit.
#nuffsaid
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 22:10:34 GMT -5
#2 Worst Song Of 2018
Ladbaby "We Built This City On Sausage Rolls"
Nothing proves that music is in the worst tailspin of all time
than a remake of "the worst song of all time" somehow made
even worse being named this year's UK Christmas #1.
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Post by sadchild on Dec 23, 2018 22:11:54 GMT -5
#1 Worst Song Of 2018
Yoko Ono "Warzone"
Yoko is a genre unto herself: socially un-conscious.
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Post by Doc Indie Party Rock on Dec 23, 2018 23:55:53 GMT -5
Many of these are big pop hits that I have never been compelled to preview. That "God's Plan" song is one of the biggest pop tunes of 2018. Most of these sounded like travesties to me, but I really don't like to judge today's pop, because I just don't get it? The music and especially vocal tones are complete tune outs to me, so I just leave it at that.  The only ones I don't agree with are Greta Van Fleet. also, Oddly enough I didn't think "Proxy Love" that was terrible. The instrumentation had some New Wave vibes to it. |
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