The 7 Circles Of Hell: Billboard 2019 (7th Circle Revealing)

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Another year done and dusted. Another Billboard year-end chart. Another opportunity for Pulse-wide dummy spits by one person over the possibility of LOLARIANAWINS. And the eternal shadow of 'X died, tell me RIGHT NOW what their chart prospects are' is once again hanging over our heads. Will Pulse come together to fall for the typical Chart Discussion BS and stan wars or will this be the year we as a collective get a f**king clue? (Spoiler alert: Probably not.)

Here to corral the masses is none other than your favourite devil himself - Lucifer Morningstar! Well, we're all going to hell anyway, may as well have a little fun with it in the meantime... So by now you should know the drill. You bunch of self-serving, hormone-addled mouth breathers will be ranking the 2019 Billboard year-end chart from #1 to #100, with #1 being your favourite and #100 being your least favourite. Simple, or so I'm led to believe. Don't think I don't see you in the back with that basicness, you. The one with the grapes. You and your becky friends. Not you. Becky. The other one.

Now you heard me say we're all going to hell - so that gives us a little bit of a problem... there are seven circles of it. And all of this junk has got to end up somewhere... so maybe you lot could help me sort out which is due for just a slight char-grilling and which one is headed straight for the 7th Circle to spend eternity with yours truly. Help a devil out?

1. Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus - Old Town Road
2. Post Malone and Swae Lee - Sunflower
3. Halsey - Without Me
4. Billie Eilish - Bad Guy
5. Post Malone - Wow
6. Marshmello and Bastille - Happier
7. Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
8. Khalid - Talk
9. Travis Scott - Sicko Mode
10. Jonas Brothers - Sucker
11. Panic! at the Disco - High Hopes
12. Ariana Grande - Thank U, Next
13. Lizzo - Truth Hurts
14. Sam Smith and Normani - Dancing with a Stranger
15. Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello - Señorita
16. Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
17. Benny Blanco, Halsey and Khalid - Eastside
18. Meek Mill featuring Drake - Going Bad
19. Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper - Shallow
20. Khalid - Better
21. Chris Brown featuring Drake - No Guidance
22. Maroon 5 featuring Cardi B - Girls Like You
23. Ava Max - Sweet but Psycho
24. DaBaby - Suge
25. J. Cole - Middle Child
26. Lil Baby and Gunna - Drip Too Hard
27. Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
28. Lil Tecca - Ransom
29. Shawn Mendes - If I Can't Have You
30. Post Malone featuring Young Thug - Goodbyes
31. Kodak Black featuring Travis Scott and Offset - Zeze
32. Post Malone - Better Now
33. 5 Seconds of Summer - Youngblood
34. Drake featuring Rick Ross - Money in the Grave
35. Dan + Shay - Speechless
36. Ariana Grande - Break Up with Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored
37. Cardi B and Bruno Mars - Please Me
38. Cardi B - Money
39. Taylor Swift - You Need to Calm Down
40. Lil Nas X - Panini
41. A Boogie wit da Hoodie - Look Back at It
42. 21 Savage - A Lot
43. Taylor Swift featuring Brendon Urie of Panic! at the Disco - Me!
44. Bad Bunny featuring Drake - Mia
45. Polo G featuring Lil Tjay - Pop Out
46. Luke Combs - Beautiful Crazy
47. Blueface - Thotiana
48. Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams
49. Sheck Wes - Mo Bamba
50. Ed Sheeran featuring Khalid - Beautiful People
51. Gucci Mane, Bruno Mars and Kodak Black - Wake Up in the Sky
52. Morgan Wallen - Whiskey Glasses
53. Blake Shelton - God's Country
54. Dean Lewis - Be Alright
55. Mustard and Migos - Pure Water
56. Blanco Brown - The Git Up
57. DJ Snake featuring Selena Gomez, Ozuna and Cardi B - Taki Taki
58. Ellie Goulding and Diplo featuring Swae Lee - Close to Me
59. Calboy - Envy Me
60. Lauren Daigle - You Say
61. Panic! at the Disco - Hey Look Ma, I Made It
62. Post Malone - Circles
63. Luke Combs - Beer Never Broke My Heart
64. Young Thug, J. Cole and Travis Scott - The London
65. Daddy Yankee and Katy Perry featuring Snow - Con Calma
66. YNW Melly - Murder on My Mind
67. Billie Eilish - When the Party's Over
68. City Girls - Act Up
69. Cardi B, Bad Bunny and J Balvin - I Like It
70. Shaed - Trampoline
71. Flipp Dinero - Leave Me Alone
72. Ariana Grande - Breathin
73. Billie Eilish - Bury a Friend
74. Lil Baby - Close Friends
75. Pinkfong - Baby Shark
76. Saweetie - My Type
77. YK Osiris - Worth It
78. Jonas Brothers - Only Human
79. Luke Bryan - Knockin' Boots
80. Ella Mai - Trip
81. Lee Brice - Rumor
82. A Boogie wit da Hoodie featuring 6ix9ine - Swervin
83. Sam Smith - How Do You Sleep?
84. Lil Baby and DaBaby - Baby
85. Thomas Rhett - Look What God Gave Her
86. Kane Brown - Good as You
87. Offset featuring Cardi B - Clout
88. Khalid and Normani - Love Lies
89. Marshmello and Kane Brown - One Thing Right
90. Megan Thee Stallion featuring DaBaby - Cash s**t
91. Dan + Shay - Tequila
92. NLE Choppa - Shotta Flow
93. Megan Thee Stallion featuring Nicki Minaj and Ty Dolla Sign - Hot Girl Summer
94. Florida Georgia Line - Talk You Out of It
95. Bazzi featuring Camila Cabello - Beautiful
96. Chase Rice - Eyes on You
97. Dan + Shay - All to Myself
98. Ariana Grande and Social House - Boyfriend
99. Pink - Walk Me Home
100. Juice WRLD - Robbery

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{Songs Without Numbers}
Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus - Old Town Road
Post Malone and Swae Lee - Sunflower
Halsey - Without Me
Billie Eilish - Bad Guy
Post Malone - Wow
Marshmello and Bastille - Happier
Ariana Grande - 7 Rings
Khalid - Talk
Travis Scott - Sicko Mode
Jonas Brothers - Sucker
Panic! at the Disco - High Hopes
Ariana Grande - Thank U, Next
Lizzo - Truth Hurts
Sam Smith and Normani - Dancing with a Stranger
Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello - Señorita
Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber - I Don't Care
Benny Blanco, Halsey and Khalid - Eastside
Meek Mill featuring Drake - Going Bad
Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper - Shallow
Khalid - Better
Chris Brown featuring Drake - No Guidance
Maroon 5 featuring Cardi B - Girls Like You
Ava Max - Sweet but Psycho
DaBaby - Suge
J. Cole - Middle Child
Lil Baby and Gunna - Drip Too Hard
Lewis Capaldi - Someone You Loved
Lil Tecca - Ransom
Shawn Mendes - If I Can't Have You
Post Malone featuring Young Thug - Goodbyes
Kodak Black featuring Travis Scott and Offset - Zeze
Post Malone - Better Now
5 Seconds of Summer - Youngblood
Drake featuring Rick Ross - Money in the Grave
Dan + Shay - Speechless
Ariana Grande - Break Up with Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored
Cardi B and Bruno Mars - Please Me
Cardi B - Money
Taylor Swift - You Need to Calm Down
Lil Nas X - Panini
A Boogie wit da Hoodie - Look Back at It
21 Savage - A Lot
Taylor Swift featuring Brendon Urie of Panic! at the Disco - Me!
Bad Bunny featuring Drake - Mia
Polo G featuring Lil Tjay - Pop Out
Luke Combs - Beautiful Crazy
Blueface - Thotiana
Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams
Sheck Wes - Mo Bamba
Ed Sheeran featuring Khalid - Beautiful People
Gucci Mane, Bruno Mars and Kodak Black - Wake Up in the Sky
Morgan Wallen - Whiskey Glasses
Blake Shelton - God's Country
Dean Lewis - Be Alright
Mustard and Migos - Pure Water
Blanco Brown - The Git Up
DJ Snake featuring Selena Gomez, Ozuna and Cardi B - Taki Taki
Ellie Goulding and Diplo featuring Swae Lee - Close to Me
Calboy - Envy Me
Lauren Daigle - You Say
Panic! at the Disco - Hey Look Ma, I Made It
Post Malone - Circles
Luke Combs - Beer Never Broke My Heart
Young Thug, J. Cole and Travis Scott - The London
Daddy Yankee and Katy Perry featuring Snow - Con Calma
YNW Melly - Murder on My Mind
Billie Eilish - When the Party's Over
City Girls - Act Up
Cardi B, Bad Bunny and J Balvin - I Like It
Shaed - Trampoline
Flipp Dinero - Leave Me Alone
Ariana Grande - Breathin
Billie Eilish - Bury a Friend
Lil Baby - Close Friends
Pinkfong - Baby Shark
Saweetie - My Type
YK Osiris - Worth It
Jonas Brothers - Only Human
Luke Bryan - Knockin' Boots
Ella Mai - Trip
Lee Brice - Rumor
A Boogie wit da Hoodie featuring 6ix9ine - Swervin
Sam Smith - How Do You Sleep?
Lil Baby and DaBaby - Baby
Thomas Rhett - Look What God Gave Her
Kane Brown - Good as You
Offset featuring Cardi B - Clout
Khalid and Normani - Love Lies
Marshmello and Kane Brown - One Thing Right
Megan Thee Stallion featuring DaBaby - Cash s**t
Dan + Shay - Tequila
NLE Choppa - Shotta Flow
Megan Thee Stallion featuring Nicki Minaj and Ty Dolla Sign - Hot Girl Summer
Florida Georgia Line - Talk You Out of It
Bazzi featuring Camila Cabello - Beautiful
Chase Rice - Eyes on You
Dan + Shay - All to Myself
Ariana Grande and Social House - Boyfriend
Pink - Walk Me Home
Juice WRLD - Robbery

You'll be wanting to send your rankings directly to me at Lucifer Morningstar ... or to Az Paynter I guess, the man will pass them along I'm sure-- oh, and you'll want to have your lists in by Monday, January 20th. That seems like a good six weeks for you to get ready for your judgement day. Or the rapture, if that's your thing - you won't be missed, Dad-botherers - and I'll see you all in hell!

[lyhom]

I have a list ready, I'll send it in about an hour when I get home

[🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾]

Sent. I only love/like the first 44 or so songs so the rest of the songs are where they are. Just putting it out there now.

[Mylo13 💜]

Dec 9, 2019 12:23:18 GMT -5 Lucifer Morningstar said:

 Simple, or so I'm led to believe. Don't think I don't see you in the back with that basicness, you. The one with the grapes. You and your becky friends. Not you. Becky. The other one.

 The Devil is really coming for me lol.

Excited for this, I quite liked this year especially compared to last year. Even a decent amount of the r-r-r-rap stuff I liked and a lot of the stuff I didn't like was kinda a hilarious failure rather than an awful awkward song. Let's just see what happens~

[BB🌕]

Doing this

[Beno]

hOw cOmE A nEw pOsTeR iS hOsTiNg tHe bIgGeSt rAnKdOwN oF tHe yEaR wTf

[deepston]

Here for the mess 

[House Lannister]

Dec 10, 2019 19:06:38 GMT -5 Beno said:

hOw cOmE A nEw pOsTeR iS hOsTiNg tHe bIgGeSt rAnKdOwN oF tHe yEaR wTf

I presumed this was part of the agreement:  Let him host the Billboard 2019 rankdown in exchange for those PMA awards that he stole during the ceremony.

[born]

One year, a Superbowl & a trillion rankdowns later and I still don't know what "SICKO MODE" sounds like.

Count me in.

[Deleted]

Dec 10, 2019 19:06:38 GMT -5 Beno said:

hOw cOmE A nEw pOsTeR iS hOsTiNg tHe bIgGeSt rAnKdOwN oF tHe yEaR wTf

yeah it's totally unfair, especially when shruggie was going to do it  :(

[willapted33]

this list blows

in

[spicymapping]

i'm genuinely scared that even after giving it #1 my #1 is going to end up #100.

[Mayman]

Dec 12, 2019 7:43:40 GMT -5 spicymapping said:

i'm genuinely scared that even after giving it #1 my #1 is going to end up #100.

Is your #1 Baby Shark?

[Deleted]

[spicymapping]

Dec 12, 2019 18:14:46 GMT -5 Mayman said:

Dec 12, 2019 7:43:40 GMT -5 spicymapping said:

i'm genuinely scared that even after giving it #1 my #1 is going to end up #100.

Is your #1 Baby Shark?

....ok maybe it's not a rational fear.

[Mylo13 💜]

I'll actually be pretty disappointed if Baby Shark is 100. Like it's not great or anything but ranking it last is unecessary lol.

[Sambalada]

Who's there between Halsey and Ariana?

[Mylo13 💜]

Dec 12, 2019 23:45:40 GMT -5 Sambalada said:

Who's there between Halsey and Ariana?

Disrespecting the Australian pop king Dean Lewis isn't on 

[Az Paynter]

Dec 12, 2019 23:45:40 GMT -5 Sambalada said:

Who's there between Halsey and Ariana?

In the header graphic (L-R): Ariana Grande, Dean Lewis, Halsey, Lil Nas X, Jonas Brothers (well... two of), Lizzo, Post Malone, Cardi B

[Sambalada]

Dec 13, 2019 3:36:52 GMT -5 Az Paynter said:

Dec 12, 2019 23:45:40 GMT -5 Sambalada said:

Who's there between Halsey and Ariana?

In the header graphic (L-R): Ariana Grande, Dean Lewis, Halsey, Lil Nas X, Jonas Brothers (well... two of), Lizzo, Post Malone, Cardi B

dang I'm surprised someone could find a good picture of Dean Lewis

[born]

^ Omg I thought I was the only thirsty hoe who googled every person on this list to find that lowkey attractive man, only to realize it is Dean Lewis

[Deleted]

Dec 13, 2019 4:12:47 GMT -5 born said:

^ Omg I thought I was the only thirsty hoe who googled every person on this list to find that lowkey attractive man, only to realize it is Dean Lewis

Over Brendon Urie, Bruno Mars, or any of the Jonas Brothers? 🤔
Well... it’s a choice, especially if we take talent into consideration.

[Az Paynter]

Biiig yikes lmao, I'm not even personally attracted to Dean Lewis but ya'll are some shallow-ass bitches. :sip2:

[born]

Dec 13, 2019 4:51:41 GMT -5 @aprettyoddmusicbox said:

Dec 13, 2019 4:12:47 GMT -5 born said:

^ Omg I thought I was the only thirsty hoe who googled every person on this list to find that lowkey attractive man, only to realize it is Dean Lewis

Over Brendon Urie, Bruno Mars, or any of the Jonas Brothers? 🤔
Well... it’s a choice, especially if we take talent into consideration.

Tell me again, what part of my post are you replying to? That doesn't make any sense.

[Deleted]

Dec 13, 2019 5:44:49 GMT -5 born said:

Dec 13, 2019 4:51:41 GMT -5 @aprettyoddmusicbox said:

Over Brendon Urie, Bruno Mars, or any of the Jonas Brothers? 🤔
Well... it’s a choice, especially if we take talent into consideration.

Tell me again, what part of my post are you replying to? That doesn't make any sense.

That’s embarrassing...I just realized what low-key attractive actually means, and Dean Lewis does fit that description.

My apologies, English is not my first language, so some expressions do result in confusion from my part. Basically, you said you googled everyone on the list to find the ‘low-key attractive’ one, and I assumed it was another way of saying ‘most attractive’ one, hence my surprise and my personal opinions on the matter.

Anyway, Dean Lewis looks alright, but I just can’t stand his voice and his song on the list (unpopular opinion: I vastly prefer “Someone You Loved”), and it ends up influencing my opinion on him regardless of his appearance.

[Deleted]

Dec 13, 2019 4:57:35 GMT -5 Az Paynter said:

Biiig yikes lmao, I'm not even personally attracted to Dean Lewis but ya'll are some shallow-ass bitches. :sip2:

I’m not sure I’m allowed to post twice in a row, but I just had to clarify myself. I totally see how you viewed it as shallow, but for me, when it comes to artists, their music is intrinsically connected to how I’d rate them in attractiveness, and I just find “Be Alright” and Dean Lewis’ voice to be quite bad. I admit I didn’t even remember how he looked like when I made that reply, just because my dislike of what I heard of him blinded my perception.

[Az Paynter]

I wasn't talking to you, don't worry. I was referring to Sam and Jim.

[born]

Dec 13, 2019 9:38:26 GMT -5 @aprettyoddmusicbox said:

That’s embarrassing...I just realized what low-key attractive actually means, and Dean Lewis does fit that description.

My apologies, English is not my first language, so some expressions do result in confusion from my part. Basically, you said you googled everyone on the list to find the ‘low-key attractive’ one, and I assumed it was another way of saying ‘most attractive’ one, hence my surprise and my personal opinions on the matter.

Anyway, Dean Lewis looks alright, but I just can’t stand his voice and his song on the list (unpopular opinion: I vastly prefer “Someone You Loved”), and it ends up influencing my opinion on him regardless of his appearance.

Don't ever apologize about your level of English. It's not my first language either and I believe we deserve kudos for even trying. You're doing just fine.



And now back to this snarky bitch who had a lot to say about me the other day in the press,

Dec 13, 2019 9:49:04 GMT -5 Az Paynter said:

I wasn't talking to you, don't worry. I was referring to Sam and Jim.

user Azriel Drake, what's good? 

[reputainbow]

doing this! posting to remind myself

(also reminding @drakeisskinny  and candypaint )

edit: got mine sent in

[Sambalada]

Dec 13, 2019 9:49:04 GMT -5 Az Paynter said:

I wasn't talking to you, don't worry. I was referring to Sam and Jim.

Excuse me, Devil!?