filthy
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Post by filthy on May 27, 2018 10:59:05 GMT -5
Lemon Tree by Fools Garden:
''It's just another anus in the afternoon''
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Post by Leaf on Jun 3, 2018 22:46:57 GMT -5
No Doubt - Just a Girl
Actual: What I've become is so burdensome Heard: Well I've become miss sobered and some
The Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm
Actual: Inside of me and such a part of you Heard: And sodomy is such a part of you
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newpower
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Post by newpower on Jun 17, 2018 18:33:53 GMT -5
Girls Like You by Maroon 5:
Actual: You spent the weekend getting even, ooh ooh Heard: You spent the weekend getting eaten, ooh ooh
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Au$tin
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Post by Au$tin on Jun 18, 2018 3:10:26 GMT -5
Cardi B - I Do (SZA's verse)
Actual: I left a ni--a on read 'cause I felt like it Dress me down in that Red, Saint Laurent jacket Dapper, dapper, I look fine and my checks divine No wonder, wonder why I do whatever I like
Heard: I left a ni--a unread 'cause I felt like it Dress me down in tight red, ain't go rent jacket Dr. Pepper, I look fine and my checks are fine No wonder, wonder why I do whatever I like
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Ling-Ling
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Post by Ling-Ling on Jun 19, 2018 16:17:08 GMT -5
I was just listening to Off The Wall and remembered that for like the first 30 years of my life I thought the "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" chorus was:
"Keep up with the four star groove, don't stop till you get enough" I thought it was highly ranked groove dammit!
Or course it's actually "Keep on with the force don't stop, don't stop till you get enough"
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Post by truemusicreviews on Jun 20, 2018 22:58:59 GMT -5
Taylor Swift - "Delicate"
HEARD: "Listen for the best" ACTUAL: "This is for the best"
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Keelzit
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Post by Keelzit on Jun 21, 2018 15:26:34 GMT -5
I'm in shambles rn. I've just found out that..
XXXTentacion - SAD!
heard: I'm sad and loyal, I'm sad and loyal actual: I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah
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filthy
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Post by filthy on Jun 21, 2018 16:08:15 GMT -5
Little Mix - ''No More Sad Songs''
heard: No more samsungs actual: No more sad songs
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Harx
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Post by Harx on Jun 21, 2018 17:37:07 GMT -5
Cardi B - I Like It
Heard: I like sexes from my exes Actual: I like texts from my exes
I like the version I heard much more.
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filthy
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Post by filthy on Jun 26, 2018 7:17:22 GMT -5
Calvin Harris - Feels
Pharrell's seconde verse:
Heard: Unknown window shopper, sucked off your llama Actual:I'm your window shopper, sucker for your love, oh
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2018 22:01:43 GMT -5
OutKast - The Way You Move
Heard - Ready for action, nip it in the butt Actual - Ready for action, nip it in the bud
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2018 11:18:30 GMT -5
Juice WRLD - All Girls Are The Same
Heard - They're right in my brain Actual - They're rotting my brain
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Post by Leaf on Jul 2, 2018 16:04:02 GMT -5
WOW I just found this out the other day blink-182 - All the Small Things Actual: Watching, waiting, commiserating Heard: Watching, waiting, come miser-18 I thought he was like trying to make a play on words and lamenting growing up by combining "misery" and "eighteen"
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rainie
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Post by rainie on Aug 26, 2018 19:49:09 GMT -5
Usher ft Young Thug: “No Limit”
Heard: “Give you that black cock” Actual: “Give you that black car”
Both would actually make a lot of sense lmao
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2018 20:08:28 GMT -5
My heart is damn it damn it damn it just thought that I should let you know that my heart is damn it
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Harx
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Post by Harx on Aug 27, 2018 14:58:21 GMT -5
Just keep breedin' and breedin' and breedin' and breedin'
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House Lannister
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Post by House Lannister on Aug 27, 2018 18:04:29 GMT -5
Mariah Carey---Touch My Body
Actual: Cause baby they be all up in my bidness like a Wendy (Williams) interview Heard: Cause baby they'd be all up in my business like a Wendy's interview
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Exclusive
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Get the fuck up out my house
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Post by Exclusive on Aug 30, 2018 22:21:21 GMT -5
Clean Bandit Solo ft. Demi Lovato
Misheard: I wanna quack, quack, quack Actual: I wanna cry, cry, cry
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Mic Technique
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Post by Mic Technique on Sept 14, 2018 0:57:21 GMT -5
Love on Top
Correct: Come on, baby it's you You're the one that gives your all
Heard: Come on, baby it's you You're the one that gets dropped off
And, when I was a kid, I unquestionably bought these as the lyrics to Jumpin', Jumpin':
Ladies leave your man at home The club is full of ballers and their cock is full grown
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Post by do u know da wae on Sept 16, 2018 20:14:32 GMT -5
GODS PLAN as FLOP STAN
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rickroller
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Post by rickroller on Sept 23, 2018 1:49:25 GMT -5
Taylor Swift - "Delicate" HEARD: "Listen for the best" ACTUAL: "This [ain't] for the best"
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Ling-Ling
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Post by Ling-Ling on Sept 26, 2018 6:19:32 GMT -5
Garbage - Blood For Poppies
Heard:
I don't know why they're calling on the radio Spermicide and I know I'm right
Actual:
I don't know why they're calling on the radio He's by my side and I know I'm right
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Abbaschand
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Post by Abbaschand on Oct 2, 2018 23:42:41 GMT -5
benny blanco, Khalid, Halsey - Eastside
Heard: When I was young, I fell in love With Mr. Old-ass Man, that was enough
Actual: When I was young, I fell in love We used to hold hands, man, that was enough
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Mylo13 💜
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Post by Mylo13 💜 on Oct 2, 2018 23:59:27 GMT -5
Foster The People - Sit Next To Me
Heard: Just say the word and I'll pop the seat. Just come over kid and sit next to me
Actual: Just say the word and I'll part the sea. Just come over here and sit next to me
I think mine makes more sense lol.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2018 3:26:13 GMT -5
Foster The People - Sit Next To Me Heard: Just say the word and I'll pop the seat. Just come over kid and sit next to me Actual: Just say the word and I'll part the sea. Just come over here and sit next to me I think mine makes more sense lol. Oh god, if the "just come over kid" line was real, then SNTM wouldn't be my favorite song of the year
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Au$tin
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Post by Au$tin on Oct 5, 2018 20:36:59 GMT -5
Nicki Minaj - Nip Tuck Actual: Pressed on, head's strong, sex the bomb Heard: Pressed on, head's strong, Sex Bo-bomb
I was very disappointed to find out the line is not a nod to Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
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Mylo13 💜
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Post by Mylo13 💜 on Oct 7, 2018 0:39:54 GMT -5
Don't Stop The Music's backing vocals:
Heard: I'm a-saying I'm-a sign of the Microsoft Or: I'm-a seeing if Imma stand for Microsoft
Actual: Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa
...Welp.
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woods
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Post by woods on Oct 20, 2018 15:15:55 GMT -5
"Jackie Chan" - Tiesto & Dzeko f/ Preme & Post Malone
Actual: "Livin' life on fast forward" Heard: "Livin' life on fast food"
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Mic Technique
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Post by Mic Technique on Nov 15, 2018 15:06:24 GMT -5
A No No, Mariah Carey
Heard: Get me Ben Shapiro on the phone, case closed Actual: Get me Ed Shapiro on the phone, case closed
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Okay
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Post by Okay on Dec 9, 2018 13:21:50 GMT -5
Ariana Grande - no tears left to cry Actual: Right now I'm in a state of mind Heard: Right now, I understand me
Taylor Swift - Wildest Dreams Actual: Say you'll remember me, standing in a nice dress Heard (from when it came out until a month ago): Say you'll remember me, standing in an ice chest
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