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Post by JukeboxJacob on Jan 5, 2023 20:43:51 GMT -5
New Radicals - You Get What You Give Actual: 4 AM, we ran a miracle mile Heard: Bored AF, we ran a miracle mile time travelers?
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1Q7
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Post by 1Q7 on Jan 5, 2023 21:37:21 GMT -5
Perfect - Ed Sheeran Heard: barefoot on the crossActual: barefoot on the grass (laughs) Idk how you misheard that. It's OK though, I got my own: 19 You + Me - Dan + Shay Heard: "Watching that blonde hair sway to every..." Actual: "...blonde hair swing to every song I'd sing."
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Post by 𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 on Jan 10, 2023 7:55:40 GMT -5
Zach Bryan: "Something in the Orange"
Actual: "I poisoned myself again" Heard: " I'm pausing myself again"
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Post by johnm1120 on Feb 4, 2023 19:33:10 GMT -5
Pink - Trust Fall
Actual: It's a trust fall baby Heard: She's a trust fund baby
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Post by SabrinaFan on Feb 21, 2023 14:21:05 GMT -5
Jax - 90s Kids
Actual: We'll kick at the bar now Heard: We'll kick it at the porno
At least the actual lyric is somewhat better, but it's still kinda cringe either way lol.
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Post by johnm1120 on Apr 11, 2023 20:46:58 GMT -5
I had a professor in college who had this one and to this day I can't unhear it.
Johnny Rivers - Secret Agent Man
Actual: Secret agent man Heard: Secret asian man
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Post by walt91 on Apr 11, 2023 21:44:01 GMT -5
Pink - Trust Fall Actual: It's a trust fall baby Heard: She's a trust fund baby P!nk - Trustfall Heard: God alone is on our side Actual: Go where love is on our side
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Post by Fire on Apr 11, 2023 22:32:26 GMT -5
rema/selena gomez - calm down
heard: girl you sweet like fall down actual: Girl, you sweet like Fanta oh
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Post by Fire on Apr 21, 2023 19:01:36 GMT -5
Post Malone- i like you(a happier song) Heard: Cause a platypus a girl like a hammy, hammy Actual: Cause I'm 'bout to pull this girl like a hammy, hammy Idk why ik this isn’t the lyric but i can’t stop hearing it like this 😭
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Post by Glass Joe on Apr 22, 2023 10:00:04 GMT -5
Katy Perry - “Hot N Cold” I used to think she was saying, “you pee a mess, like a b-, I would know.”
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Post by woods on May 6, 2023 15:32:08 GMT -5
"Never Be Like You" - Flume f/ kai
Heard: "I'm only human, can't you say?" ... "I'll never be like you" Actual: "I'm only human, can't you see?" ... "He'll never be like you"
It makes a lot more sense now.
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Post by CatSoul on May 27, 2023 22:05:11 GMT -5
Hilary Duff - With Love
Heard: "Just do it, blah, blah, blah, blah...Just do it, blah" Actual: "Just do it with love, love, love, love...Just do it with love"
It took me several years to find this song after hearing it as a kid because all I remembered was "Just do it blah blah blah."
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Post by Fire on May 28, 2023 23:46:05 GMT -5
Tiesto & Tate McRae - 10:35
Heard: All I know it's 10:35 and I can feel your arms around me, cuz i'm drowning Actual: All I know it's 10:35/And I can feel your arms around me/Let 'em drown me
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Post by CatSoul on Jul 3, 2023 16:26:32 GMT -5
Taylor Swift - Karma
Heard: Karma is the guy on the screen / Karma's straight haunting me Actual: Karma is the guy on the screen / Coming straight home to me
Thinking about it what I heard didn't make sense with the rest of the song, but I was just rolling with it until literally right now.
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Post by Fire on Jul 12, 2023 10:40:01 GMT -5
Post Malone - Chemical
Heard: Seven days you know me, fightin' at the bar with you Actual: Seven Nation Army, fightin' at the bar with you
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Post by dbhmr on Jul 12, 2023 12:16:03 GMT -5
Kelly Clarkson, "Mine"
Heard: Sabotage, you're Troye Sivan. Who the hell do you think you are? Actual: Sabotage, your choice of art. Who the hell do you think you are?
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Post by Fire on Jul 27, 2023 20:32:20 GMT -5
this was quite a few years ago now but i remember the first time i heard "whoomp! there it is" by tag team, i thought the titular lyric went "whoomp, that ass" lol
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jul 27, 2023 21:28:18 GMT -5
this was quite a few years ago now but i remember the first time i heard "whoomp! there it is" by tag team, i thought the titular lyric went "whoomp, that ass" lol Omg, I thought this too for so many years as a kid, although I always thought the lyric was "whoop that ass!" lol. I don't think I realized that wasn't the right lyric until I was like 16 lmao.
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Post by woods on Aug 3, 2023 13:42:53 GMT -5
Just learned this after 6 years
"Havana" - Camila Cabello f/ Young Thug
Heard: All of my heart is in Havana Actual: Oh, but my heart is in Havana
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Post by PREDS PRIDE on Aug 3, 2023 13:51:35 GMT -5
Just learned this after 6 years "Havana" - Camila Cabello f/ Young Thug Heard: All of my heart is in Havana Actual: Oh, but my heart is in Havana that's a new one for me too lmao. at least in the second part of the chorus which I think is what this is referencing
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Post by 💙𝖇𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖋𝖆𝖓 on Aug 12, 2023 17:51:42 GMT -5
this was quite a few years ago now but i remember the first time i heard "whoomp! there it is" by tag team, i thought the titular lyric went "whoomp, that ass" lol omg same😭😭
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Post by Au$tin on Aug 14, 2023 9:27:35 GMT -5
Kelly Clarkson, "Mine" Heard: Sabotage, you're Troye Sivan. Who the hell do you think you are? Actual: Sabotage, your choice of art. Who the hell do you think you are? Omg is that what the lyric is? I've been hearing "you're choice savant" this entire time and just thought it was some high class fancy phrase I had never heard of. 😭
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Post by Au$tin on Aug 19, 2023 0:05:58 GMT -5
Fetty Wap 679. Heard: see that ass one more time and i got this soda. Actual: see that ass one more time and i got this sewed up.' Seriously I hear "soda" time. Fetty Wap - "679" Actual: "And I got this sewed up. Remy Boyz, they know us." Heard: "And I got the soda. Remy Boyz, they know us." ETA: omg awesomecharts, I'm not the only one! Literally just learned all these years later that it's "sewed up" and not "soda."
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Post by SabrinaFan on Aug 26, 2023 9:49:24 GMT -5
Justin Timberlake - Mirrors
Actual: Put your hand in my hand, with a pocketful of soul Heard: Put your hand in my hand, with a pocketful of soap
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Post by Au$tin on Sept 5, 2023 11:11:57 GMT -5
Olivia Rodrigo - bad idea right?
Actual: I should probably, probably not Heard: I should probably promenade
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Post by Au$tin on Sept 11, 2023 21:44:24 GMT -5
Shakira - She Wolf
Actual: SOS, she's disguise! SOS, she's in disguise! There's a she wolf disguise! What I Hear Every Damn Time: SOS, she's in this, guys! SOS, she's in this, guys! There's a she wolf in this, guys!
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Post by Codex on Sept 12, 2023 17:24:59 GMT -5
Olivia Rodrigo - bad idea right? Actual: I should probably, probably not Heard: I should probably promenade Olivia Rodrigo - All American Bitch Heard: I’m built like a mother and a tunnel machine Actual: I’m built like a mother and a total machine I thought by tunnel she meant her v*g 💀
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Post by Fire on Sept 12, 2023 20:40:13 GMT -5
olivia rodrigo - bad idea right
heard: just tricked a fall (??) and two is bad actual: just tripped and fell into his bed
i literally have no idea wtf i heard lmao
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Post by SabrinaFan on Sept 21, 2023 21:39:04 GMT -5
Dolly Parton - "Down on Music Row"
Actual: If you wanna be a star, that's where you've got to go Heard: If you wanna be pissed off, that's where you got to go
I have no idea why I heard that, but at first I thought she had a bad experience on Music Row and was being passive aggressive lmao 😭
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Post by • Господин Умљеновић • on Sept 22, 2023 11:40:57 GMT -5
Hold on • En Vogue
Real lyric: My first mistake was... What I heard: My Christmas it was ...
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