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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2008 15:35:58 GMT -5
Prodigy-- Smack My b***h UpI thought I heard Snap my picture, but I eventually realized it was Smack my b***h up. I've always thought they were sayin' "It's like my picture"
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Post by oscillations. on Nov 4, 2008 20:16:57 GMT -5
Lily Allen - Everyone's At It
Actual lyrics: I don’t know much but I know this for certain And that is the sun poking its head round the curtain
What I thought: I don't know much but I know this for certain And that is THE SON PUT HIS HEAD ROUND A CURTAIN
I like my version better.
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Post by Bluemargay on Nov 6, 2008 1:17:40 GMT -5
Keith Urban- You'll Think of Me Take your records take your freedom take your memories I don't need em take your space and all your reasons that you'll think of me Take your cap and leave my sweater cause we got nothing left to weather
Heard Take your rackets take your freedom take your cat who ate my sweater cause we have nothing left together.
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Post by Chromeozone on Nov 9, 2008 23:04:01 GMT -5
Hahahaha suddenly everything makes more sense From Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff," I thought wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover wanna bring a wild man back home was wanna share my love with a woman lover wanna bring a woman back home I was wondering how such a big hit could have obvious references to lesbian activity :O (well, back in the day )
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Post by carriefan0209 on Nov 10, 2008 0:54:56 GMT -5
In Bleeding Love I always thought "piercing sounds" was "kissing sounds"...and it makes more sense that way!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2008 23:31:19 GMT -5
Beyonce - Freakum Dress Actual: Hold our your back Time to impress Pull out your freakum dress I thought: Pull out your breasts Time to impress Pull out your freakum dress
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Post by Bluemargay on Nov 15, 2008 0:56:46 GMT -5
T.I Whatever You Like
Want'yo body, need yo body
heard
Want Joe Biden, need joe biden
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Post by Ryan on Nov 15, 2008 21:55:15 GMT -5
T.I Whatever You Like Want'yo body, need yo body heard Want Joe Biden, need joe biden LMAO!!
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Post by nlp81906 on Nov 21, 2008 21:25:38 GMT -5
my best is "hot stuff" by donna summer "wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover, wanna bring a wild man back home" I heard: "Wanna share my love with a woman lover, wanna bring a woman back home" And here for all these years I thought this was a horny bisexual's serenade.
Ms. Jackson- Outkast "never meant to make your daughter cry" i heard: "never meant to make your doctor cry" I can't figure out what would make one's doctor cry.
One more, "La Isla Bonita" - madonna "tropical the island breeze, all of nature wild and free, this is where i long to be, la isla bonita" I heard, well think it's better as... "tropical your island sleeze, my body is yours for free, this is who i long to be, louise the bone eater"
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Post by Monroe on Nov 21, 2008 22:56:14 GMT -5
Mannequin- Britney Spears
heard:
my love's like a mannequin actual:
my face like a mannequin's
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Post by Chelsea Press 2 on Nov 21, 2008 23:42:18 GMT -5
From Natasha Bedingfield's "Angel"
Misheard: Come on girl and stand up Go ahead put your man up
Actual: Come on girl and stand up Go ahead lift your man up
Britney's "If U Seek Amy"
Misheard: (f**k me, f**k me) Lalalalalala
(love me, love me) Lalalalalala
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Post by Az Paynter on Nov 22, 2008 1:08:10 GMT -5
Britney's "If U Seek Amy" Misheard: (f**k me, f**k me) Lalalalalala (love me, love me) Lalalalalala It's actually 'love me, hate me' but because of the lalala's at the same time, it warps the sound of the words. Kinda silly, actually.
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Post by Rurry on Nov 22, 2008 2:40:12 GMT -5
The Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up
Actual lyric: You can talk about me cause I'm a hot topic
Misheard lyric: You can talk about me cause I'm all hot and salty
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Post by Haley on Nov 22, 2008 20:37:10 GMT -5
Mannequin- Britney Spears heard: my love's like a mannequin actual: my face like a mannequin's Same here.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2008 6:38:57 GMT -5
The Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up Actual lyric: You can talk about me cause I'm a hot topic Misheard lyric: You can talk about me cause I'm all hot and salty I've thought she says: You can talk about me cause I'm all hot and selfish
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Post by TeddyR on Nov 23, 2008 18:16:56 GMT -5
Madonna's 4 Minutes
Actual: If you feel it It must be real just
I hear: If you feel it It must be ninjas
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Post by halo19 on Nov 24, 2008 1:31:05 GMT -5
I agree with the ones mentioned on "I Love You Always Forever" and "Ironic," at least the first of those mentioned.
OMC - "How Bizarre" Title sounded like "help is on" to me.
Smashing Pumpkins - "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" Heard: "The spider, my rage, I am still just ready to cave" Correct: "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage"
Fugazi - "Latin Roots" Heard: "It's time to meet Jamaicans" Correct: "It's time to meet your makers." I kind of like that one, though.
Those are the first that come to mind. Obviously the '90's were a difficult time to properly hear music for me. ;)
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Post by blurple on Dec 1, 2008 11:58:58 GMT -5
From Taylor Swift's "Fearless" Album: Love Story: Correct: "they're trying to tell me how to feel" Heard: "good charlotte tell me how to feel" Hey Stephen: Correct: "cause I can't help it" Heard: "suck it up" Go figure LOL.
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Post by Chromeozone on Dec 2, 2008 10:20:15 GMT -5
My latest From "Vinegar" by Anna Abreu Actual: Just like a discord in a symphony Heard: Just like a disco in a symphony Symphony disco? Sounds fab! my best is "hot stuff" by donna summer "wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover, wanna bring a wild man back home" I heard: "Wanna share my love with a woman lover, wanna bring a woman back home" And here for all these years I thought this was a horny bisexual's serenade. If only you'd looked up 5 posts from yours ;)
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Post by killzone on Dec 22, 2008 4:15:40 GMT -5
Jordin Sparks: Freeze
Heard: Freeze ramona Actual: Freeze a moment
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Post by Juanca on Dec 23, 2008 1:23:02 GMT -5
Well... in case of misheard lyrics, it is funny the different misinterpretations a non-English speaker can make of English lyrics, but even funnier when some words in English are understood as Spanish. For example, when I was a child, Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark" made perfect Spanish sense for me: I didn't know it said "They say you gotta stay hungry" but "Quise dejar este enjambre"
Or in Dire Straits´"Money for Nothing": "Maybe get a blister on your thumb" "Baby quiere queso roñoso" ;)
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Post by Physical on Jan 19, 2009 18:02:44 GMT -5
Lady Gaga- "Poker Face"
Misheard: "I'll get him hard, show him what i've got" Actual" "I'll get him hot, show him what i've got"
I thought it was hard for the longest time lol.
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Post by Monroe on Jan 19, 2009 23:44:49 GMT -5
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Heard: I'll hit him hard, show him what I got.
Katy Perry- Thinking Of You
Heard: You said there's tons of fish in the water, but the waters out of test. Actual: You said there's tons of fish in the water so the waters I will test.
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Post by Stephen on Jan 20, 2009 0:16:04 GMT -5
Nickelback, "If Today Was Your Last Day"
Heard: "Evil b*tches in the past" Actual: "Leave your pictures in the past"
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Post by masterpiece on Jan 20, 2009 13:47:07 GMT -5
Britney Spears "Mannequin"
Heard: "Baby baby we can go underground underground underground" Actual: "its like a mannequin, mannequin
Britney Spears "Kill The Lights"
Heard: "If your feelings frugly" Actual: "If your feeling froggy leap" (what a stupid lyric)
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Post by Monroe on Jan 23, 2009 0:49:53 GMT -5
frogg-ly
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Post by Battle601 on Jan 28, 2009 22:48:54 GMT -5
Here are a few classics. From 1994, the Counting Crows and their hit single Mr. Jones:
Misheard lyric: Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little motherf*****
Actual lyric: Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
And everytime I hear this song, I still keep thinking it's the former. Still makes me laugh sometimes everytime I hear that part of the song.
Also from 1994, Aerosmith and their single Crazy:
Misheard lyric: I go crazy, crazy, crazy, f*** you baby
Actual lyric: I go crazy, crazy, crazy, for you baby
During the number of times I heard this song when it was originally released, I could have sworn that after the word "for" in the chorus, you could hear a pluck of a guitar string in the background that makes it sound like the F-word. Then again, I was fairly young and there were so many songs I came across with misheard lyrics like these next ones...
Duran Duran - Ordinary World (1993)
Misheard lyric (from chorus): I won't gobble yesterday
Actual lyric (from chorus): I won't cry for yesterday
Peter Gabriel - Steam (1992) So many to pick out here....the most common ones for me were:
Misheard lyric (from the chorus): Give me steam And how you feel to make it real Real as anything you've seen Get a life with this dreamer's extreme
Stand back! Stand back! Can't you see I've lost control I'm giving a scream You're moving in so close 'til I'm digging up Digging up this deep, this deep
Actual lyric: Give me steam And how you feel to make it real Real as anything you've seen Get a life with this dreamer's dream
Stand back! Stand back! Can't you see I've lost control I'm getting indiscreet You're moving in so close 'til I'm picking up Picking up this heat, this heat
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Post by nlp81906 on Jan 29, 2009 21:39:14 GMT -5
Say What you Want - Texas real: took the tambourines away from you I heard: took the tampons away from you she says it like tam-bore-in, i pronounce it tam-bore-een, I'm southern though
In My Arms - Kylie Real - how does it feel in my arms i heard: how does it feel in my arse I like my version better, for all the obvious reasons :)
Without You - Mariah Carey real: I can't forget this evening or your face as you were leaving i heard: i can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving Not me, I've saw it somewhere, and loved it.
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Post by nlp81906 on Jan 29, 2009 21:40:35 GMT -5
Hahahaha suddenly everything makes more sense From Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff," I thought wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover wanna bring a wild man back home was wanna share my love with a woman lover wanna bring a woman back home I was wondering how such a big hit could have obvious references to lesbian activity :O (well, back in the day ) nuh-uh! me too, not even kidding
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Post by Bluemargay on Feb 18, 2009 16:44:19 GMT -5
Coldplay-Viva La Vida
Lyric Just a puppet on a lonely string
Heard Just a muppet on a lonely string.
Yahoo posted something about this a week ago.
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