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Post by themakshack on Mar 8, 2006 22:08:15 GMT -5
The radio edit of Pretty Ricky's "Your Body".
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Ling-Ling
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Post by Ling-Ling on Mar 9, 2006 1:09:45 GMT -5
"Nasty Girl" by Destiny's Child. Hilarious.
Missy Elliott has such a great sense of humor, I laugh at a ton of her lyrics.
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Post by KelownaGuy20 on Mar 9, 2006 2:05:01 GMT -5
I happen to love the whole "Iiiiiiiiii loooooooovvvveeeee yooooooooouuuuu!" in Lindsay Lohan's "Confessions Of A Broken Heart." So overdramatic!
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Post by The Music Man on Mar 16, 2006 20:26:05 GMT -5
"Shake That" is so bad that it's funny...the lyrics are just ridiculous, with Eminem's, er, metaphor, in the second verse (for the sake of your stomach, no more details will be provided), Nate Dogg's horrendous rap about how he wants "a girl he can fuck in his Hummer truck" and that "Tonight I want a SLUT, would you be mine?" and Eminem talking about how he told Nate that a certain girl "liked it from behind"... yeah...
Oh, and "What Would You Do" by the Isley Brothers and R. Kelly...that part where Kells goes "I choose you!" gives me flashbacks to the Pokemon days..."I choose you, Pikachu!"...alright, that's enough ellipses for now.
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Post by The Music Man on Mar 17, 2006 16:05:20 GMT -5
Oh, another one...the remix to "Wait" by the Ying Yang Twins. First of all, it's funny because the Twins aren't even in the song, but then, Free's rap.. I had no idea that she was a rapper, so I was pretty damn shocked to hear her rapping all of that freaky stuff...the best part is when, randomly, she blurts out "I give amazing head!" Never fails to send me into hysterics...
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Post by GiggaWho on Mar 18, 2006 0:26:06 GMT -5
A friend of mine was saying the other day that his favorite unintentionally funny song is "Total Eclipse Of The Heart". It's the "turn around, bright eyes" that does it, I think.
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Post by bamafan2102 on Mar 18, 2006 2:27:23 GMT -5
Drunker than me- Trent Tomlinson. The perfect country song! "I can't be with a woman, who gets drunker than me". What a country line!
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Post by Longshot on Apr 6, 2006 15:24:14 GMT -5
LaToya Jackson- Just wanna dance. This sh!t is hilarious...........
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Post by A Thug Named Slickback on Apr 7, 2006 19:00:29 GMT -5
"Another" by Notorious BIG & Lil' Kim Biggie pretending to sing R&B style is f*cking hilarious
"Danger" by Mystikal Actually, all of Mystikal's songs make me laugh. So much anger in every syllable... Watch ya'self!!!
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Post by Bob on Apr 8, 2006 14:20:41 GMT -5
"Bottle Action" by Miss Behavin
"I don't fight, I don't argue, I just hit that b*tch with a bottle!"
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Post by A Thug Named Slickback on Apr 8, 2006 23:37:57 GMT -5
"Bottle Action" by Miss Behavin "I don't fight, I don't argue, I just hit that b*tch with a bottle!" That reminds me: "Beat That B!tch With A Bat" by Blackman is hilarious (except for the obvious domestic violence issue)
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Post by That Skipping Rope. on Apr 9, 2006 16:24:50 GMT -5
"Colt 45" - Afroman
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Post by Joe1240 on Apr 12, 2006 15:51:07 GMT -5
L.O.V.E- Ashlee Simpson Just Awful..Some of the worst lyrics I have ever heard
Ass Like That-Eminem Play-David Banner Wait-Ying Yang Twins Work It-Missy Elliot
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Post by COW COW COW COW COW COW COW on Apr 22, 2006 9:09:42 GMT -5
L.O.V.E. - The Lesbian Song
Just awful...Some of the worst lyrics AND SINGING (straining) I have ever heard
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Post by The Music Man on May 28, 2006 20:18:48 GMT -5
Just found another one...Trina's nonsensical rant at the end of "B R Right". As if the song wasn't silly enough with her telling us that she wants her "ass smacked, legs wide...", she goes off on the world at the end for essentially no reason, telling people that they have "too much time on her hands" and says that she's "fucking [people] in the face". No, seriously.
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Post by Myeahhh. on May 31, 2006 11:32:12 GMT -5
Just found another one...Trina's nonsensical rant at the end of "B R Right". As if the song wasn't silly enough with her telling us that she wants her "ass smacked, legs wide...", she goes off on the world at the end for essentially no reason, telling people that they have "too much time on her hands" and says that she's "f**king [people] in the face". No, seriously. lmao u gotta love Trina
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Post by A Thug Named Slickback on May 31, 2006 15:04:07 GMT -5
Just found another one...Trina's nonsensical rant at the end of "B R Right". As if the song wasn't silly enough with her telling us that she wants her "ass smacked, legs wide...", she goes off on the world at the end for essentially no reason, telling people that they have "too much time on her hands" and says that she's "f**king [people] in the face". No, seriously. lmao u gotta love Trina Basically, everything by Trina is so absurd that it's funny. Especially that song that goes "Woo! Woo! Pull Over That Ass Too Fat!"
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Post by tico on Jun 1, 2006 11:23:07 GMT -5
I like on "Get Low" when the Ying Yang Twins say "bucky naked" (though some stations may play where it says "ooh she naked").
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Post by polly on Jun 4, 2006 8:22:31 GMT -5
Lindsay's Cofessions of a Broken Heart isn't over dramatic if you've been through a family speration. Very true actually.
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Post by danny on Jun 4, 2006 8:59:08 GMT -5
In J.Lo's "Get Right", the line where she sings "Just put your name on the dotted line", lol, must be describing how she gets her song-writing credits?
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Post by dayzedfan on Jun 4, 2006 23:02:11 GMT -5
LOL, ya'll have good choices. I'll add: Fack by Eminem and Why You Wanna by T.I (although I love it). T.I makes me laugh so hard when he says: "go an tella ***I'M RACIST*** no with an ass so fat, hey why u wanna go an do that?" and "how you keep sayin no when ur panties so wet?" ;)
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Post by Pink Champagne Ricochet on Jun 4, 2006 23:13:27 GMT -5
In J.Lo's "Get Right", the line where she sings "Just put your name on the dotted line", lol, must be describing how she gets her song-writing credits? speaking of J. Lo, I think a lot of "Jenny from the Block" is funny. like the part where she goes "i'm real, even on Oprah!" and "can't forget to stay real, to me it's like breathing". and this with the video where Ben Affleck is touching her ass throughout. also the beginning of the "Ain't It Funny" remix where Ja Rule is like "it. must. be the ASS!!!!"
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Post by Chromeozone on Jun 13, 2006 19:39:37 GMT -5
Saving Jane, "Girl Next Door" - "Everybody loves her, but I JUST WANT TO HIT HER!" Funny stuff... Yesssssss. Love that line. Also from Girls Aloud's "Watch Me Go"...... "I know what you're thinking, you've been thinking 'bout my butt!" And from Lily Allen's "Nan, You're a Window Shopper" (parody of 50 Cent's "Window Shopper")... "You've got a leak in your colostomy bag, yeah you've got a hole in hole in hole in"
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Post by Pet Shop Boy on Jun 14, 2006 20:53:52 GMT -5
Mariah's "It's Like That" always makes me laugh because it seriously has the spazziest lyrics ever.
"It's a special occasion Mi-Mi's emancipation"
I can't listen to that bit without cracking up.
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Post by Pet Shop Boy on Jun 14, 2006 20:55:00 GMT -5
Also, the lyrical genius that is 'Life' by Des'ree
I'm afraid of the dark Especially when i'm in a park And there's no-one else around Ooh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost That's the sight that I fear most Rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news
Um.... OK Des'ree!
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Post by drock89 on Jun 14, 2006 22:21:09 GMT -5
"Honkytonk Badonkadonk" - Trace Adkins
Honky tonk badonkadonk Keepin' perfect rhythm Make ya wanna swing along Got it goin' on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on That honky tonk badonkadonk
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Post by The Music Man on Jun 15, 2006 1:17:39 GMT -5
Cherish - "Do It To It"
"I hear the DJ mixin' Youngbloodz to that Whisper Song!"
I don't know why, but that line gets me every time... I think it's a combination of the delievery, and the fact that the Youngbloodz sure as hell wouldn't have been name-dropped here if Sean Paul weren't in the song since they're basically irrelevant. The song is terrible, but it's hilarious in little ways like that.
Oh yeah, and Cassie - "Me & U"...basically the whole song, but the lyrics are awful..."They heard I was good, they wanna see if it's true...tell me how you like it...I promise you'll like it, I SWEAR!" And the cheap-ass video Little X produced that got cancelled is absolutely hysterical, as well.
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Post by sephyrpatriq on Jul 1, 2006 13:59:43 GMT -5
While driving in drivers ed. my teacher turned on the radio to this country channel and this song comes on "Ain't my tractor sexy, it really turns me on" Oh my gosh I almost went off the road from laughin so hard
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Post by cantremember on Jul 7, 2006 13:00:19 GMT -5
my choice would be Because of You/Kelly Clarkson, that line: "because of you I never strayed too far from the sidewalk", cracks me up for some reason and I just can't take the rest of the song seriuosly.
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Post by iMoan on Jul 7, 2006 15:51:00 GMT -5
Recently "SexyBack" Justin Timberlake
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