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Post by superdroid73 on Sept 5, 2017 22:45:29 GMT -5
Gudda Gudda on Bedrock "And I got her, grocery bag"
That line's become so legendary on Todd In The Shadows' channel, but it really is a terrible line
Ed Sheeran-Thinking Out Loud "I'll be loving you 'till we're 70"
And then what, you're gonna leave her, Ed?
iLoveMemphis-Hit The Quan the fact that he rhymes "crazy with itself four times, and this little gem: "We are both thots, so we are both crazy".
May I remind you that "thot" is a derogatory word for a woman, not a guy. This is amateur songwriting at its' finest
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Post by Glove Slap on Sept 5, 2017 23:03:30 GMT -5
Pretty much all of Kim & T-Pain's Download.
Shawty, I been lookin' at these pictures of you cyber surfin' So when you gonna call me? When you gonna come through? All I wanna do is download, when you gonna let me download? Shawty up, shawty down low, when you gonna let me download?
I'm on Myspace and it's type late My baby got me number one on his top eight It's computer love, we don't mind to hate They just MySpace freaks tryna find a date
We up all night havin' cybersex He chat, I chat though we never met He said he wanna explore me like the Internet It's like an orgasm every time he sent a text
He wanna download, he likes to download Little Kim songs and put 'em on his ringtone He even got my screen saver on his iPhone I get more hits than a T inzone
We goin' back and forth, sendin' emails He a thug so I hit 'em on his Gmail His sense of humor got me writin' LOL I sent pictures of myself straight to the cell
Shawty, I been lookin' at these pictures of you cyber surfin' So when you gonna call me? When you gonna come through? All I wanna do is download, when you gonna let me download? Shawty up, shawty down low, when you gonna let me download?
He been lookin' at my sexy pics, said he diggin' my sexy hips He wanna kiss my sexy lips and download me on his floppy disk Little Kim is the only one on his mind He wanna come through and put me on his hard drive
Three o'clock in the morning we be online Others send friend requests but they get denied He type I miss you I type back to let him know the feeling's mutual
It's just Myspace love but it's beautiful He love to watch my videos on YouTube Hey, it's like everytime I log on I get so turned on Computer love playin' in the back
The only one that have me up all night long Feel like a fantasy, the chemistry is so strong
Shawty, I been lookin' at these pictures of you cyber surfin' So when you gonna call me? When you gonna come through? All I wanna do is download, when you gonna let me download? Shawty up, shawty down low, when you gonna let me download?
Yeah, I've been lookin' at these pictures of you And when I see you up close and personal so I can touch you Ain't nuttin', I don't like you as an insomniac I'm here now, grab me where my heart dropped at
I meant what I said when I typed that Lil' mama scream my name if you like that Ain't nothin' like computer love
Shawty, I been lookin' at these pictures of you cyber surfin' So when you gonna call me? When you gonna come through? All I wanna do is download, when you gonna let me download? Shawty up, shawty down low, when you gonna let me download?
Computer love, it's waitin' for you Tell me what you want me to Computer love, it's waitin' for you Tell me what you want me to
Shawty, I been lookin' at these pictures of you cyber surfin' So when you gonna call me? When you gonna come through? All I wanna do is download, when you gonna let me download? Shawty up, shawty down low, when you gonna let me download?
Computer love, it's waitin' for you Tell me what you want me to Computer love, it's waitin' for you Tell me what you want me to
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Post by rainie on Sept 9, 2017 2:32:45 GMT -5
Nicki Minsk's verse in Rake It Up: Brought out the pink Lamborghini just to race with Chyna Brought the Wraith to China just to race in China Lil' bad trini bitch but she mixed with China Real thick vagina, smuggle bricks to China She rhymed China...with China...5 fu cking times. That's just embarrassing. And yet I still kind of like this song.
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Post by MilesW1998 on Sept 11, 2017 4:28:09 GMT -5
A lot of lyrics from Kodak Black, and here are just a few examples.
"I'm here to stay, I love you like you my kid, and by the way, I want you to have my kid"- Save You
"I'm so smooth, I don't need no lubricant"-Coolin' & Booted
The multiple s**t jokes throughout the album, that I don't think even Lil Wayne would fine enjoyable.
But it was this line that really f**king pissed me off the most.
"Going stupid like I'm autistc"-Up In Here
Dude, f**k YOU!
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Post by The Music Man on Sept 13, 2017 19:01:26 GMT -5
"And no one has to get it, just you and me 'Cause we're just livin' between the sheets" - Bad Things
So you literally don't do anything other than have sex?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2017 19:13:44 GMT -5
HOW has no one mentioned I Get The Bag yet?
"Take it easy, baby, middle of summer, I'm freezin, baby Don't leave me, baby Just drop to your knees and please me, baby I'm fascinated, two bitches so fine that I masturbated Congratulations, she brain me so good that I graduated They had to hate it I don't f**k with them n*ggas, they plastic, baby I trap a baby, I rap but own all my masters, baby"
After hearing this I deleted the song from all my playlists. Gucci has done better.
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Nov 21, 2017 9:56:18 GMT -5
G-Eazy feat. ASAP Rocky and Cardi B - "No Limit" (extended version)
Damn Daniel, back again with the-, hah, Saint-Laurent Aye, they send me product, yuh it's retarded
G-Eazy is generally quite cringe-worthy in this song (mostly due to his delivery), but this part is especially cringe-worthy because he references a dead meme and uses the R-word.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2017 21:40:08 GMT -5
I’m Your Daddy by Weezer I will ape the goomba if you tire
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Dec 21, 2017 23:30:10 GMT -5
Two from Witness:
Hey Hey Hey "Marilyn Manson in a monster truck" Um...what?
Deja Vu "Your words are like chinese water torture" Is that really the best metaphor she can come up with? Apparently, her man's words hurt like...the repetitive sound of a drip of water...WHAT?!
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Post by Abbaschand on Dec 22, 2017 1:43:01 GMT -5
Nicki Minsk's verse in Rake It Up: Brought out the pink Lamborghini just to race with Chyna Brought the Wraith to China just to race in China Lil' bad trini bitch but she mixed with China Real thick vagina, smuggle bricks to China She rhymed China...with China...5 fu cking times. That's just embarrassing. And yet I still kind of like this song. At least we know that China is rhyming with vagina.
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Post by rainie on Dec 26, 2017 18:06:22 GMT -5
"I'm the shit, I'm fartin" - Kodak Black in Drowning
In general I don't find Kodak Black as bad as a lot of people say he is (I'd easily take him over Future or Young Thug), but my god...this fucking line...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2017 2:19:45 GMT -5
Everyone's rambling about the China lines in RIU yet the entire song has bad lyrics. I mean, look at this;
"They should bleed once a month 'cause that's what these bitches do"
I get the shots towards your haters, but how did this get pop airplay?
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Post by crazyb on Dec 29, 2017 13:27:19 GMT -5
n***a, my sperm worth millions (on God)
This one line just makes me cringe in Bartier Cardi
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Post by Kris on Dec 29, 2017 13:29:55 GMT -5
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Post by Mikeramp/KMR McLean on Dec 30, 2017 20:19:05 GMT -5
I think the whole "Everyday Bro" is a treasure chest full of cringey lyrics. "It's everyday bro/with that Disney Channel flow." "England is my city." "Two months ago you didn't know my name/now you want my fame?" That's some examples. Add on “Panera is your home”, “Collar Stay Poppin”, “Merch link in bio/and I will see you tomorrow cos it’s EVERYDAY BROOOOOOOO/Peace”
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Post by Naos on Dec 31, 2017 5:49:42 GMT -5
I'm not surprised if someone already said this, but: "My new bitch yellow She blow that dick like a cello" from "Peek a Boo" by Lil Yachty.
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Post by rainie on Jan 3, 2018 3:48:42 GMT -5
"I wonder why I feel short when I know my money's tall"
from Maybe IDK by Jon Bellion. The entire song is about contempolating some of the strange things in life and talking about how he's only human and can never know. It's a certainly an interesting message, and most of the lyrics connect for me, but this one line where he humble brags about all the money he has knocks it down quite a few pegs for me.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Jan 7, 2018 23:53:08 GMT -5
From Chris Brown's "Privacy":
Shake that ass like boom shakalacka, boom shakalacka (boom, boom)
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Post by Harx on Jan 8, 2018 9:05:14 GMT -5
Way too many in "Filthy"
I don't know what's worse, "Hater's gonna say it's fake (so real)" or "what you gonna do with all that meat"
And I am in the minority that actually LIKES the song
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2018 9:27:41 GMT -5
Well this was my first time listening to actual grime but...
J Hus in "Did You Know"
"I would be a genius if I didn't think with my penis"
2 Chainz' line in Talk Dirty >>>>
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Post by Ed The Pacifist! on Jan 24, 2018 19:00:39 GMT -5
"She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty." - Birthday Song
The whole song of Dance Ass. A true MONSTROSITY!!
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Post by boysilver400 on Jan 24, 2018 20:36:31 GMT -5
The Haters gon’ say it’s fake, so real parts in Filthy. With production like that, you can’t say anything.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2018 21:31:20 GMT -5
That terrible reworking of Turn Me On by Cheat Codes "And you're whipping on me Pushing everything on me We got Silentó on repeat"
Who in their right mind would listen to the ear rape that is Silento
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Post by ListenToItTwice on Jan 24, 2018 21:54:43 GMT -5
To me, Hey Soul Sister is part GP. But looking at the lyrics, what the hell is Monohan SAYING? I'm so obsessed My heart is bound to beat Right out my untrimmed chestI thought I was the only person who HATED this line... Obviously a lot of people hate Train’s lyrics but that line has always bothered me in a special way
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Post by fmbf101 on Feb 2, 2018 23:59:13 GMT -5
Train-Hey, Soul Sister "I'm so gangsta, I'm so thug" Yeah, keep telling yourself that, buddy Lil Wayne on Paris Hilton's "Good Time" "I walked up to a big butt and asked her ass, butt what?!" I facepalmed so hard at that lyric Kent Jones-Don't Mind "she gave me desktop 'till I overload" *cringe* obvious dumb sex reference is obvious I always never liked the fried chicken line in drops of Jupiter
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Post by Bwol on Feb 3, 2018 0:02:50 GMT -5
To me, Hey Soul Sister is part GP. But looking at the lyrics, what the hell is Monohan SAYING? I'm so obsessed My heart is bound to beat Right out my untrimmed chestI thought I was the only person who HATED this line... Obviously a lot of people hate Train’s lyrics but that line has always bothered me in a special way I love the song as a whole, but that line is probably my least favorite lyric ever lol.
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Feb 3, 2018 0:28:07 GMT -5
Drake - "God's Plan"
"I feel good, sometimes I don't"
Wow. So insightful. Much profound.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Feb 4, 2018 3:37:03 GMT -5
I don’t know if these are cringy, but here are some odd lyrics from Man Of The Woods.
Higher Higher I might as well have been some butter Melting all over, girl, what?
Um...how is this sexy?
Man Of The Woods But then your hands talking, fingers walking Down your legs, hey, there's the faucet
....DAMN.
Then we get to the final song, Young Man Beautiful boy, got it from your momma Damn, she look good, you might get a sister
.......You’re talking to a toddler.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2018 5:03:18 GMT -5
Bryson Tiller in Sorry Not Sorry - "I'll give you long dick and longevity"
what
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Post by purplefebruary on Feb 5, 2018 6:24:26 GMT -5
Rihanna ft Eminem - Numb "I'm that siren that you hear, I'm the butt police" "And I'm looking at your REAR REAR REAR" Shoot me. Probably my favourite Rap Critic "worst lyrics I've ever heard" lyric, it's so bad it's hilarious. What makes it more hilariously bad is that he squeals "rear rear rear" like a policecar siren. Another "worst lyrics I've ever heard" classic from "I Endorse These Strippers" by Nicki Minaj: "Boobs boobs boobs boobs lotta BOOOOOOOOOBS"
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