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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2019 5:03:08 GMT -5
Here's a couple lines from everyone's favorite poet Taylor Swift Hey, kids! Spelling is fun! Girl, there ain't no I in "team" But you know there is a "me" Strike the band up, 1, 2, 3 I promise that you'll never find another like me Girl, there ain't no I in "team" But you know there is a "me" And you can't spell "awesome" without "me" I promise that you'll never find another like Brendon wrote the bridge blame him
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Post by kcdawg13 on Apr 27, 2019 5:30:09 GMT -5
Here's a couple lines from everyone's favorite poet Taylor Swift Hey, kids! Spelling is fun! Girl, there ain't no I in "team" But you know there is a "me" Strike the band up, 1, 2, 3 I promise that you'll never find another like me Girl, there ain't no I in "team" But you know there is a "me" And you can't spell "awesome" without "me" I promise that you'll never find another like Brendon wrote the bridge blame him I fixed it
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Apr 27, 2019 8:29:52 GMT -5
So many highlights off Neotheater... AJR are the Pulp Fiction of songwriters of modern pop. Pure poetry, indeed.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on May 16, 2019 0:23:07 GMT -5
A lot from Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.
"2019 better get that Grammy" "I'm the MC that the MCs study." "TOP 5 ALIVE".
.... "Who's only Bi-racial in his penis?" "Rhymin like I'm Dr Seuss bitch I'm Sam-I-Am"
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Post by Leaf on May 20, 2019 13:38:15 GMT -5
twenty one pilots - Chlorine
"Sippin' on straight chlorine"
I know what he means, but knowing that chlorine itself is a gas...
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Post by rainie on May 20, 2019 13:46:08 GMT -5
A lot from Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. "2019 better get that Grammy" "I'm the MC that the MCs study." "TOP 5 ALIVE". .... "Who's only Bi-racial in his penis?" "Rhymin like I'm Dr Seuss bitch I'm Sam-I-Am" dont forget "get swifty like Rick Sanchez!" that bitch dropped a rick and morty reference. because of course he did.
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Post by tallen2001 on May 20, 2019 14:36:53 GMT -5
I donβt do the Breakfast Club βcause Charlamagne is shameless Thatβs the only one I leave out when I run my bases Do your research βfore you call somebody homophobic You make a living off of controversy and you know it I ainβt that type of artist, respect my name and we can talk about it Iβd suck a dick just to prove it ainβt that way (***I'M RACIST***, what?)
Logic - clickbait
Can we just say all of Logics new album is cringeworthy.
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Post by pcg4 on May 20, 2019 14:39:11 GMT -5
Katy Perry - Hummingbird Heartbeat
"You make me feel like I'm losing my virginity"
And it's the first line in the song lol
And also Telephone by Lady Gaga and BeyoncΓ©...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2019 13:24:36 GMT -5
Cardi Bβs verse on Ed Sheeran and Camila Cabelloβs βSouth Of The Borderβ has some real gems π
βI think that Ed got a lil' jungle fever, ayy (woo!)β
βBust it open, rainforest, it be pourin', yeahβ
βYou got a girl that could finally do it all Drop a album, drop a baby, but I never drop the ball, uhβ
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Post by sirskimask on Nov 29, 2019 16:36:09 GMT -5
A lot from Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. "2019 better get that Grammy" "I'm the MC that the MCs study." "TOP 5 ALIVE". .... "Who's only Bi-racial in his penis?" "Rhymin like I'm Dr Seuss bitch I'm Sam-I-Am" dont forget "get swifty like Rick Sanchez!" that bitch dropped a rick and morty reference. because of course he did. More from Logic: "1-800 then I kill the pussy, who can relate?" from Twisted
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Post by rekz on Dec 1, 2019 20:08:17 GMT -5
From 3OH3's "Don't Trust Me" "Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips"
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Post by The Music Man on Dec 16, 2019 0:43:02 GMT -5
More from Logic: "1-800 then I kill the pussy, who can relate?" from Twisted Is he...bragging that he's getting laid because he released a song about suicide? While I ponder that, let's remember one of Ne-Yo's "finest" lyrics from a song that could be quoted here in its entirety... "And the award for the best liar goes to you!" - Rihanna, "Take a Bow"
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Post by JOJO SIWA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME on Dec 16, 2019 4:45:51 GMT -5
Madonna - Future
Not everyone is coming to the future Not everyone is learning from the past Not everyone can come into the future Not everyone that's here is gonna last (gonna last) Not everyone is coming to the future Not everyone is coming from the past Not everyone can come into the future Not everyone that's here is gonna last (gonna last) You ain't woke Come here woke and hear the broken Come give hope, come give life Only get one, so we gotta live it right (gotta live it right) Come make peace, oh Come with faith and inspiration Come complete you Advice, positive vibes (positive vibes) Open your mind (open your mind) Open your eyes (open your eyes) Yeah (yeah)
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Post by torgojohnson on Dec 16, 2019 12:57:42 GMT -5
Outkast - So Fresh So Clean
I love who you are, I love who you ain't β you're so Anne Frank Let's hit the attic to hide out for 'bout two weeks
My mouth literally dropped the first time I heard those lyrics.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Feb 29, 2020 7:18:33 GMT -5
i was gonna post some of my favorite bad lyrics from this, but i legitimately think the whole song ["These Days" by Highly Suspect] deserves a mention: Something's going on these days I don't belong here anyways Something feels wrong these days I hate these days
Woah, I hate these days It doesn't even matter anyways Woah, I hate these days Hey, I hate these days
Hello Is there a reason why you're still breathing at all I don't feel good So I don't think I'll pick up your call No You're so stupid
Woah, I hate these days It doesn't even matter anyways Woah, I hate these days Huh, I hate these days
What I don't wanna hear it 'cause you think I'm just a slut But I loved you Trust I never lied to you, I told you what was up And now I can't stand you Sometimes I need to bust a nut That doesn't mean I don't love you So what You saying that you wish that I was playing with your butt I guess you can come over
Woah, I love these days It doesn't even matter anyways Woah, I hate these days Nothing even matters it doesn't Woah, I hate these days It doesn't even matter anyways Woah, I hate these days Oh, I hate these daysin an album filled with atrocious lyrics, this is arguably one of the worst offenders. i know lyrics have never been John Suspect's strong suit, but i legitimately don't know how the tens, if not hundreds of people involved in this album gave it a listen and didn't think "you know, maybe rhyming "bust a nut" with "playing with your butt" isn't the best idea."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2020 14:57:16 GMT -5
People have told me this lyric is funny, sooo
Tori Amos - Bliss "Father, I've killed my monkey"
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Mar 5, 2020 16:51:43 GMT -5
The chorus of Avril's Goddess (at least her delivery makes it just laughable)
He treats me like a goddess, goddess
He thinks I'm sexy in my pajamas
The more I am a hot mess
The more he goes bananas
He treats me like I'm a goddess
Hell, ALL OF THE ALBUM is filled with so many cliches.
Also, this from Eminem's Leaving Heaven. Just this..
Don't tell me 'bout struggle, bitch, I lived it
I was five or six the first time I got my hind end kicked
Malcolm, Isaac, and Boogie jumped me and took my tricycle
And I don't know if I would call that white privilege, yeah
But I get it, how it feels to be judged by pigment
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Post by House Lannister on Mar 5, 2020 22:21:38 GMT -5
Some nice gems from BOB's Flatline:
Woo, use your, use your common sense Why is NASA part of the Department of Defense?
I smell burning pants because it's not true.
Do your research on David Irving Stalin was way worse than Hitler That's why the POTUS gotta wear a kippuh I'm a man first before an artist Get a lawyer, look up Doctor Richard Sauder.
David Irving is known as a Holocaust denier. The Stalin part connects because according to Irving, Hitler killed way less than historians claim The Kippuh part connects to a conspiracy that Jewish people control the world Richard Sauder hosts a radio show on conspiracy theories.
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Post by bhadbhabie on Mar 11, 2020 21:35:12 GMT -5
That line about radio on "I Wish Grandpas Never Died".
Just doesnt make any sense. A song from a Country artist who gets radio play...
Sounds like one of those Country gate keepers who think that a song having a single synth or something makes it unqualified to be Country.
The more I listen, the more it ruins the song for me. Otherwise a pretty mid tier song.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2020 23:42:14 GMT -5
"Put molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it." - Rick Ross, U.O.E.N.O
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Post by avatar on Apr 4, 2020 0:10:52 GMT -5
F**k U Betta - Neon Hitch"I can f**k you betta bbaaabbbyyyy!"
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Post by walt91 on Apr 16, 2020 19:05:19 GMT -5
Justin Bieber - "Intentions"
"Shout out to your mom and dad for making you"
"Triple threat, you a boss, you a bae, you a beast"
never let Bieber write love songs
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Post by kcdawg13 on Apr 16, 2020 22:15:25 GMT -5
Justin Bieber - "Intentions" "Shout out to your mom and dad for making you" "Triple threat, you a boss, you a bae, you a beast" never let Bieber write love songs Since you mentioned Bieber, I personally think all of Yummy deserves a spot here. The chorus is one of the worst I have ever heard in my life. Another Bieber lyric, from Sorry: "I'll take every single piece of the blame if you want me to But you know that there is no innocent one in this game for two." The most half-assed apology I have ever heard, and the fact that most people consider this his apology for all the bullshit he did in 2013-2014, it seems even more half-assed. Nobody forced him to pee in a mop bucket. Song is a bop though!
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Post by JOJO SIWA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME on Apr 17, 2020 1:35:08 GMT -5
The chorus of Avril's Goddess (at least her delivery makes it just laughable) He treats me like a goddess, goddess He thinks I'm sexy in my pajamas The more I am a hot mess The more he goes bananas He treats me like I'm a goddess Oh my.
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Apr 18, 2020 0:27:07 GMT -5
This might be a weird lyric to highlight but I don't think a song has made more angry with it's first two lines than on
Hold My Hand Akon and MJ!
Like it was already bad on how they used a dead man's name for a quick cashgrab but they couldn't even put his name first???
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Post by π‘πππππ€ on Apr 26, 2020 4:36:46 GMT -5
All of Dua Lipaβs βBoys Will Be Boysβ except for the first verse. Quite possibly the worst song ever written about feminism. It heavily weighs the whole album down (especially that cheesy ass marching band final chorus, BARF)
I'm sure if there's something that I can't find the words to say / I know that there will be a man around to save the day / And that was sarcasm, in case you needed it mansplained / I should've stuck to ballet
I love a good downtempo song, but WOW. Itβs almost hilariously awful. Mz Lipa, leave the social commentary to other artists, good LORD. I was losing faith that a good song about feminism was possible to write until I heard Mickey Guytonβs βWhat Are You Gonna Tell Her?β
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jul 7, 2020 12:10:39 GMT -5
"These Are My Friends" by Lovelytheband has this masterpiece:
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Post by The Music Man on Jul 7, 2020 19:56:07 GMT -5
Rediscovered this hidden gem this week...
"I ain't pop no pills, but I am really hard! What you want in your stomach, a qirl or a boy? How you want me to start, the tonque or the toy? I can tell you what I want - Becky, my first choice! ... I did all the work, so you gon' have a boy!"
Plies in "Headboard," with Hurricane Chris and Mario.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2020 19:59:07 GMT -5
(N***as) grab your d*ck if you love hip-hop (B*tches) rub your t***ies if you love Big Poppa - The Notorious B.I.G. on Player's Anthem
Sorry to dunk on one of Hip-Hop's most legendary artists, but that line was flat out stupid.
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Post by Fire on Jul 7, 2020 21:05:28 GMT -5
AJR - 100 Bad Days
A hundred bad days made a hundred good stories A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties
AJR - BANG!
(Metronome) Man, I'm up to something (up to something), ooh-dee-la-dee-doh Thank you all for comin' (all for coming), I hope you like the show 'Cause it's on a budget, so ooh-dee-la-dee-doh Yeah, come on here we go, yeah, come on (here we go)
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