Lost In Musical Reverie
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Post by Lost In Musical Reverie on Dec 27, 2020 13:21:45 GMT -5
Justin Bieber - "Intentions" "Shout out to your mom and dad for making you" "Triple threat, you a boss, you a bae, you a beast" never let Bieber write love songs Since we're currently in Year-End list season, time to revisit a few other gems from this song... "Heart full of equity, you're an asset" "Don't need a sponsor, nope, you're the brand now" Never let Bieber write love songs, indeed. I don't know what were his... intentions when coming up with these clumsy lines, but they sure didn't work at all.
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Post by Ernesto on Dec 28, 2020 19:41:44 GMT -5
"Ring, ring, ring goes the telephone" from "Hung Up" by Madonna was the first thing that came to mind, if it's already been mentioned - good!
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Dec 29, 2020 20:50:07 GMT -5
"I can't believe that you wouldn't believe me Fuck all of your reasons I lost my shit, you know I didn't mean it ... So there you go, oh Can't make a wife out of a ho, oh I'll never find the words to say I'm sorry But I'm scared to be alone"
- The Kid LAROI - "Without You"
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jan 27, 2021 14:48:18 GMT -5
Fetty Wap - Wake Up
"Technology is movin' too slow, waitin' patiently"
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Post by Fire on Jan 27, 2021 15:01:06 GMT -5
pretty much every line on sabrina carpenter's skin is pretty pathetic, but more specifically these lines:
"I'm happy and you hate it, hate it, oh"
"You can try To get under my, under my, under my skin Whilе he's on mine"
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Post by SabrinaFan on Mar 18, 2021 12:36:39 GMT -5
Travie McCoy feat. Bruno Mars - Billionare
"It's been a couple months that I've been single so, you can call me Travie Claus minus the ho ho (ha ha, get it?)"
Wow dude, you're so clever. You made such an amazing joke that you even had to ask us if we got it. *rolls eyes*
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Post by SabrinaFan on May 13, 2021 14:07:22 GMT -5
Lukas Graham - Strip No More Then she took me by the hand, and turned this boy into a man Inside a private room, I hope you understand I was like uh uh (uh uh) She made me go wee hee (wee hee) She made me go uh uh uuuh (uh uh uuuh) Sorry to bump such an old comment, but I just listened to this finally today and like what the actual f**k? lol The song is literally about wanting a stripper to give him a lap dance, which is as cringey as it sounds like it would be coming from Lukas Graham. I mean every lyric to the entire song could be put in this thread, but the notably funny ones are: - The quoted lyric above is actually rapped, in a painfully awkward way - "They told me you graduated, why didn't you say it? That's so cool!" (he's saying this to the stripper giving him a lap dance. Super sexy, right? lol) - The end is him just chanting "No tips if you don't strip!" This is possibly the weirdest song I've ever heard, and it's even weirder coming from Lukas Graham who sounds super awkward and nerdy in this song that he intended to be like his "sexy" song lol.
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Post by mkarns on May 13, 2021 15:52:53 GMT -5
Lukas Graham - Strip No More Then she took me by the hand, and turned this boy into a man Inside a private room, I hope you understand I was like uh uh (uh uh) She made me go wee hee (wee hee) She made me go uh uh uuuh (uh uh uuuh) Sorry to bump such an old comment, but I just listened to this finally today and like what the actual f**k? lol The song is literally about wanting a stripper to give him a lap dance, which is as cringey as it sounds like it would be coming from Lukas Graham. I mean every lyric to the entire song could be put in this thread, but the notably funny ones are: - The quoted lyric above is actually rapped, in a painfully awkward way - "They told me you graduated, why didn't you say it? That's so cool!" (he's saying this to the stripper giving him a lap dance. Super sexy, right? lol) - The end is him just chanting "No tips if you don't strip!" This is possibly the weirdest song I've ever heard, and it's even weirder coming from Lukas Graham who sounds super awkward and nerdy in this song that he intended to be like his "sexy" song lol. This from the singer whose biggest hit has his parents telling him to get some friends and get a wife or he'll be lonely. Don't think this is what they had in mind...but maybe this is his story getting told before the morning sun when he was twenty years old.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 14, 2021 3:14:25 GMT -5
I believe in G-O-D Don't believe in T-H-O-T
- Astronaut in the Ocean by Masked Wolf
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Post by SabrinaFan on Aug 3, 2021 17:06:07 GMT -5
Fetty Wap ft. Monty - Merry Xmas
"We rollin' like some roller blades"
Wow. So creative. Clearly the next Kendrick Lamar in the making lol.
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Post by SabrinaFan on Aug 30, 2021 21:49:46 GMT -5
Jamie Foxx ft. T-Pain & Yung Joc - Blame It (Remix)
"Ayy, I mix Patron with the Goose, I call that 'Patroose'!"
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Post by Ling-Ling on Aug 31, 2021 9:57:14 GMT -5
The entirety of "Fancy Like."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2021 0:48:47 GMT -5
Pretty much all of Happy Ending by Hopsin falls into this category. What makes it worse is how catchy the song is.
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Sept 1, 2021 8:31:52 GMT -5
The "solo" of this song makes me laugh so much
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Sept 3, 2021 12:14:58 GMT -5
Fresh off the oven.
"Say that you a lesbian, girl, me too"
Drake - Girls Want Girls
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Post by anthony11554 on Sept 3, 2021 12:25:15 GMT -5
Fresh off the oven. "Say that you a lesbian, girl, me too" Drake - Girls Want Girls Lesbian icon Drake
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Post by gikem on Sept 3, 2021 21:42:55 GMT -5
Fresh off the oven. "Say that you a lesbian, girl, me too" Drake - Girls Want Girls Reminds me of another cringeworthy lyric from early on in his career... "Are any of y'all into girls like I am, les-bi-honest" (from "Every Girl" by Young Money)
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Post by missy1993 on Sept 5, 2021 1:44:27 GMT -5
"I've been drinking coffee, and I've been eating healthy"
"She's a runner, she's a track star."
The lyrics to every Justin Bieber song ever recorded.
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Post by kimberly on Sept 5, 2021 2:25:52 GMT -5
"You want me to shrink, but I think we should talk to one" "When you get sober, I'll get skinny"
just... no. from "Sober & Skinny" by Brittney Spencer.
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Post by SabrinaFan on Nov 18, 2021 20:27:17 GMT -5
Baby Keem feat. Kendrick Lamar - Family Ties
“Take him to the potty, he’s a nerd!”
Seriously, what the actual hell is this lyric? lol You’d think he’d be able to come up with something more creative than this elementary school level insult.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2021 17:09:45 GMT -5
dont forget "get swifty like Rick Sanchez!" that bitch dropped a rick and morty reference. because of course he did. More from Logic: "1-800 then I kill the pussy, who can relate?" from Twisted Also from Logic: "When them soccer moms pull up in they van while I ride / Like 'Oh my god, children, it's the 1-800 guy' / But my door's suicide, yeah, I'm too alive"
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Post by SabrinaFan on Dec 27, 2021 23:06:36 GMT -5
A lyrical masterpiece right here. Surely it must have taken Rich the Kid months craft this piece of true poeticism.
“She just wanna have sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex She just wanna have sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, she just wanna have sex (Sex)”
From Rich the Kid and Youngboy Never Broke Again - “Sex”
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Apr 21, 2022 23:21:04 GMT -5
We all know the BEPs are targets but I ask, has anyone actually heard Elephunk in full?
Smells Like Funk
Stinkin' like fat ladies shittin' out logs
We drop enough shit and keep them toilets clogged
Keep the people jumpin' like them bullfrogs
The first one who smelt, it ain't the one who dealt it
Latin Girls
I like Latin, them Latin women
An' they love me 'cause
I'm that man with
Coconuts and chocolate skin
I'm that mocha masculine
Feminines that are Latin
Call your friends and call your cousins
Cause I know you got dozens of them
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2022 7:29:55 GMT -5
From Shakira’s Whenever, Wherever: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains
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Post by After Minutes on Apr 25, 2022 8:51:39 GMT -5
Baby Keem feat. Kendrick Lamar - Family Ties “Take him to the potty, he’s a nerd!” Seriously, what the actual hell is this lyric? lol You’d think he’d be able to come up with something more creative than this elementary school level insult. Part if Keem's appeal is that his lyrics are sometimes insultingly stupid and at other times unbelievably smart imo But if you want something terrible then, from Kodak's Super Gremlin: Caught him with his pants down, ... You shitted, Knew the perc was fake, But I still ate it cause I'm a gremlin
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jul 5, 2022 17:07:24 GMT -5
Cher Lloyd feat. T.I. - I Wish
"Wish I woke up with a butt and a rack, because if I want you, I gotta have that"
I see Cher Lloyd is keeping her standards high. *sigh* (Not to mention T.I.'s awful use of a certain 'r-word' in his verse)
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Post by rainie on Jul 18, 2022 15:35:10 GMT -5
Codeine Dreaming by Kodak Black:
"I know my son gon' like this song so I ain't finna curse"
i guess kind of a sweet sentiment except for the fact that the song is literally called codeine dreaming (and is abt exactly what it sounds like)
and on the subject of kodak black ,,,, this line from Savior by Kendrick Lamar
"Like it when they pro-Black, but I'm more Kodak Black"
it's one thing to "merely" collab with a #problematic artist but like. you do realize this kodak black guy you speak of so highly of is a serial rapist right ?? (also kind of a weird line to include right after you name checked several different rappers, including yourself, and said that they are not [the audience's] savior but i digress)
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jul 26, 2022 18:20:34 GMT -5
Avenue Beat - "The After"
"We'll get so drunk, then get take-out, then we'll go take some real thotty pics"
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Post by cause_for_celebration on Jul 27, 2022 11:23:49 GMT -5
Future’s part on Megan’s Pressurelicious. Not sure if cringeworthy is the right word. “I'm puttin' it down on an Adderall Went for two hours on Adderall Went for three hours on Adderall Hit it, four hours on Adderall Piping you down on an Adderall Piping it up on an Adderall Knocking you off on an Adderall”
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jul 29, 2022 22:36:39 GMT -5
Black Eyed Peas ft. Shakira & David Guetta - Don't You Worry
"Ready for the night, lit like a light!"
I typically love corny puns, but this is just flat-out bad lol.
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