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Post by peacebone on Dec 5, 2015 16:39:57 GMT -5
"No more chicken sandwiches Yes, I will pay for the damages"
From that horrendous new Kid Cudi album.
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Post by maine on Dec 5, 2015 18:06:07 GMT -5
"No more chicken sandwiches Yes, I will pay for the damages" From that horrendous new Kid Cudi album. The album might have been the hardest album to sit through for me. It was so bad.
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Post by peacebone on Dec 5, 2015 18:20:42 GMT -5
"No more chicken sandwiches Yes, I will pay for the damages" From that horrendous new Kid Cudi album. The album might have been the hardest album to sit through for me. It was so bad. Same here, I quit listening midway through the album.
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Post by maine on Dec 5, 2015 19:05:13 GMT -5
The album might have been the hardest album to sit through for me. It was so bad. Same here, I quit listening midway through the album. I listened to each song but cut out nearly halfway through on each.
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Post by Landmarx on Dec 5, 2015 22:07:30 GMT -5
A classic: Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer "I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer" Cancer IS serious. I don't see an issue here.
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Post by born on Dec 6, 2015 3:49:53 GMT -5
Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wowImma work hard, that's my thesis This beat is the s**t, feces
I tour the whole world like a dirty pirate To give the whole club some Miley CyrusImma be a brother, but my name ain't Lehman Imma be ya banker loaning out semenwill.i.am. the rhyming genius Rhymezone.com
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Post by maine on Dec 7, 2015 19:26:07 GMT -5
"P.S. don't play me like a 3DS"
Thousand Foot Krutch - "I Get Wicked"
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Post by lyhom on Dec 8, 2015 3:39:04 GMT -5
Same here, I quit listening midway through the album. I listened to each song but cut out nearly halfway through on each. lol I saw the title track on a spotify playlist so I tried listening to it and
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Dec 8, 2015 5:08:22 GMT -5
"No more chicken sandwiches Yes, I will pay for the damages" From that horrendous new Kid Cudi album. You missed this "Her vagina is moist and warm I'll keep you safe, just hold my arm"
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Jan 20, 2016 8:17:29 GMT -5
New Politics - Girl Crush
Yup, every lyric is either meaningless or stupid. The song is catchy, though.
I still can’t get over the sex we had Let me tell about my girl, god help me She had a finger wave, and disco veins, and spaceship lips I said “Houston I’ve landed, lets go steady” On Saturday she seemed different She turned and kissed another girl…
And she’s in love with her Oh I know, I know tonight that she ain’t mine
She’s got a girl crush She thinks I’m famous I guess I’m close enough to be dangerous
I still can’t remember where we met that night But there were Coney Island freaks surfing cocaine And when the wave crashed down and a full black moon out I said “You’re the only cat on my runway” She had me hook, line and sinker Maybe she thinks I’m just a girl…
But I’m in love with her She’s so, so bad it hurts I lay my head and cry All because I know tonight that she ain’t mine
Let me see your gold tooth (I don’t even know you) Hot butter in your perfume (I’m about to show you) Psycho candy voodoo (Take it to the bathroom)
Girl, I think I’m in love with both of them I can play innocent They’re all in love with her She’s so, so bad it hurts I hang my head and cry All because I know tonight she ain’t mine
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Post by ml7673 on Feb 12, 2016 9:06:17 GMT -5
Justin Bieber - Sorry
"Is it too late now to say sorry"
OneRepublic answered that for you 8 years ago
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Post by Linnethia Monique on Feb 12, 2016 11:04:33 GMT -5
This already got people seething:
Kanye West "Famous"
I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex Why? I made that bitch famous God damn I made that bitch famous
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Post by missgenericnickname on Feb 12, 2016 12:06:58 GMT -5
This already got people seething: Kanye West "Famous" I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex Why? I made that bitch famous God damn I made that bitch famousWhat actually is that?I didn't even hear it yet&I can feel that it's cringey
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Feb 13, 2016 3:28:53 GMT -5
Nicki Minaj, Only "I never fuc ked Wayne, I never fu cked Drake." "If I did I menage with 'em and let 'em eat my ass like a cupcake." "That was a set up for a punchline on duct tape." "I don't fu ck with them chickens unless they last name is cutlet."
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Feb 13, 2016 3:39:28 GMT -5
Also, not cringe-worthy, but definitely controversial - Tyler, The Creator, "Yonkers"
(What you think of Hayley Williams?) Fuck her, Wolf Haley robbin' 'em I'll crash that fuckin' airplane that QUEENot nigga B.o.B is in And stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn esophagus And won't stop until the cops come in
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Post by peacebone on Feb 13, 2016 11:54:11 GMT -5
Also, not cringe-worthy, but definitely controversial - Tyler, The Creator, "Yonkers" (What you think of Hayley Williams?) Fu ck her, Wolf Haley robbin' 'em I'll crash that fuc kin' airplane that QUEEN ot nig ga B.o.B is in And stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn esophagus And won't stop until the cops come in This picture still kills me every time.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2016 13:38:17 GMT -5
Nikci Minaj - Get On Your Knees "got a bow on my panties, cause my ass is a present." But Only takes the crown as her worst for sure, she was right though Nicki never fucked Drake, but she surely did try to make him eat her ass like a cupcake in Anaconda.
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Post by FoolMoonz on Feb 13, 2016 14:12:27 GMT -5
Emotions by Jennifer Lopez : "I feel good cause I don't feel bad."
Control Myself by LL Cool J : "She said her name Shayeeda, I could tell her mama feed her."
High Price by Ciara : "Booty look softer than a McDonald's hamburger bun."
Sex for Breakfast by Christina Aguilera : "When the morning comes, I know that I will too."
How Many Licks? by Lil' Kim : the whole fucking song.
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Post by ml7673 on Feb 13, 2016 16:13:21 GMT -5
Rihanna - Birthday Cake
"Cake, cake, cake, cake Cake, cake, cake, cake Cake, cake, cake, cake Cake, cake, cake"
Silentó - Watch Me (the entire song)
AronChupa - I’m an Albatraoz (the entire song)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2016 16:15:27 GMT -5
The way Jason Derulo says "Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh" in "Get Ugly?" Just... no.
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Post by H. on Feb 13, 2016 18:19:42 GMT -5
The way Jason Derulo says "Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh" in "Get Ugly?" Just... no. The whole song is cringe worthy.
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Post by ry4n on Feb 13, 2016 18:21:03 GMT -5
The way Jason Derulo says "Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh" in "Get Ugly?" Just... no. The whole song is cringe worthy. Half his discography is cringe worthy
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2016 18:30:36 GMT -5
The way Jason Derulo says "Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh" in "Get Ugly?" Just... no. I pretty much hate Get Ugly, start to finish. He should've promoted Cheyenne better, that was one of his best.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Feb 14, 2016 9:19:51 GMT -5
Steven Tyler: Red, White and You
"Free Fallin' into your yum yum yum"
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Post by Ed The Pacifist! on Feb 15, 2016 12:08:03 GMT -5
Drake's song Headlines: Tuck my napkin in my shirt, cause I'm just mobbin like that
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Post by lyhom on Feb 15, 2016 13:53:08 GMT -5
The way Jason Derulo says "Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh" in "Get Ugly?" Just... no. I honestly burst out laughing the first time I heard it lmao anyways from "wrist" by chris brown: "I'm a champagne pourin' ***I'M RACIST***, I love big asses and tits (Show me them titties)"
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Post by peacebone on Feb 15, 2016 13:54:17 GMT -5
Completely forgot about this one until now.
Miley Cyrus & the Dead Petz - Dooo It!: "Why they put the dick in the pussy?"
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Post by JOJO SIWA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME on Feb 15, 2016 21:02:21 GMT -5
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Post by chillpill on Mar 7, 2016 4:25:09 GMT -5
Lita Ford "Kiss Me Deadly"
I went to a party last Saturday night I didn't get laid I got in a fight uh-huh It ain't no big thing
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 30, 2016 3:38:03 GMT -5
*bump*!
Meghan Trainor has written some thought-provoking and clever lines recently.
Me Too: "My life's a movie, Tom Cruise, so bless me, baby, achoo"
Watch Me Do: "I ain't saying I'm the besteses but I got nice curves, nice breasteses"
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