"She Likes It in the Morning" by Clay Walker (number one, it kind of bugs me when a song has a chorus but the title occurs in a totally different spot [unless it builds up to it at the end like "Good Directions"]; number two, all I can think of is "hey baby, take care of my morning wood, would you?")
"(There's) No Getting Over Me" by Ronnie Milsap (why put parentheses just one word?)
"'You've Got' the Touch" by Alabama (why quotation marks and not parentheses? Or if you're going to use quotation marks, wouldn't it make sense to put them around "The Touch" instead?)
"He Broke Your Memory Last Night" by Reba (how, exactly, does one break a memory?)
"Unburn All Our Bridges" by Josh Turner ("Unburn" isn't a word, and how would you unburn anything anyway? "Rebuild Our Burnt Bridges" would be a little unwieldy, but would at least make sense)
"You're Gonna Be (Always Loved By Me)" by Reba (it's sung the other way around in the song, and that only makes it even worse)
"House of Negotiable Affections" by Zona Jones (the hell does that even mean?)
"I Don't Mind the Thorns (If You're the Rose)" by Lee Greenwood (if you're singing "
when you're the rose" instead, then why not change the title?)
"Just Don't Wait Around 'Til She's Leavin'" by David Lee Murphy (really clunky to say)
"(Blue, Blue, Blue) Blue, Blue" by Jo-El Sonnier (what are those parentheses doing there?)
"Six of One, Half a Dozen (Of the Other)" by Joe Nichols (since the parentheses break up what's already an existing expression)