Sexy Sexy Songs Rankdown [Complete]

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#18
Rihanna - Pour It Up


Background Information:
This was the 3rd single from Unapologetic. It did better on the R&B charts than it did on the mainstream ones. The provocative music video was released nearly 10 months after the song first came out though it was released barely 5 months after it was originally shot.

Quotable line:
"Strip clubs and dolla' bills, I still got mo' money
Patron shots can I get a refill
I still got mo' money
Strippers going up and down that pole
And I still got mo' money"

Points: 167
Standard Deviation: 13.22
Average Rank: 20.875

Rankings:
Wavey. 5
jtd Thee Stallion 8
.indulgecountry 10
Ky 15
aerodynamite 26
Juanca 27
bat1990 37
ㅤ 39

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[Normi]

Had I participated, all these three past songs and BA would have made at least my Top 10
Jaaams!

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#17
Keri Hilson - The Way You Love Me


Background Information:
Many have cited this as the song that basically ended her career due the media firestorm surrounding it. This hypersexual ho dance anthem was not a single but had a music video. The song had an explicit version that was intentionally omitted from the album. The music video was obviously shot to this version. Keri repeatedly insisted that the song was about female empowerment and in being in control of one's sexual desires. She got dragged for initially claiming an explicit version did not exist. *sure Jan* It subsequently leaked out online. The clean version substitute the word "fuck" with the word "thug". What in the fucking fuck is "thug me, thug me, it's the way you thug me"?

Quotable line:
"Yeah, that's me, just where we wanna be
I got that kinda pussy that'll keep you off the streets
Yeah, that's me, just where we wanna be
The way you love me the way you love me

Love me, love me, it's the way you love me
Touch me, touch me, it's the way you touch me
Fuck me, fuck me, it's the way you fuck me
the way you love me baby you got me goin' crazy"

Points: 167
Standard Deviation: 13.52
Average Rank: 20.875

Rankings:
ㅤ 7
Ky 8
aerodynamite 16
jtd Thee Stallion 17
.indulgecountry 17
Wavey. 19
bat1990 39
Juanca 44

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#16
Christina Aguilera - Dirrty


Background Information:
This lead single from her 2nd album Stripped had a controversial video directed by David LaChappelle. Some felt she went too far. The song was huge internationally but underperformed in the U.S.

Quotable line:
"DJ's spinning show your ass
Let's get dirrty that's my jam
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweatin' until my clothes come off"

Points: 167
Standard Deviation: 15.61
Average Rank: 20.875

Rankings:
bat1990 4
Ky 4
Wavey. 12
aerodynamite 15
ㅤ 16
jtd Thee Stallion 33
.indulgecountry 41
Juanca 42

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I will unveil the remaining 15 throughout the next 2 days.

Here's one more that didn't make the final list of songs. Even though it was a big club hit and is considered a classic, it's not all that famous outside of clubland.

Before India began doing Salsa and Tropical music and became "La Princesa de la Salsa", she started out doing Freestyle and House music. This was one of several collaborations she did with the Masters At Work. India delivered a passionate and fiery vocal performance reminiscent of Disco diva Loleatta Holloway who was known for her powerful belting.

Masters At Work feat. India - I Can't Get No Sleep

[Juanca]

That Keri song was an unfortunate discovery for me lol
Like that was too much screamfest and mess of a song. I can see how it could be sexual but it was a mood killer for me. Oops!
Dirrrty and Buttons, as songs, would have also likely been in my top 10. As sexy songs not that much...
I hadn't heard that India collaboration. I've heard another one, which had medium rotation in a local music TV station back home. Same TV station that used to play the Diva video album. Didn't know that Savage was also a video album :o will have to look up the videos I haven't watched from that album!!

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Let's jump into the top 15 with a suggestive song by Dana International.


Dana International - Cinquemilla


Translation:
Come on everybody, you'll f**k me for money
I am here waiting for a little anal
I want many guys
You can come and eat my fruits
Pears, watermelons
But for me a big banana

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#15
Cassie - Me & U


Background Information:
This was the R&B singer's first and only hit. She has since been more famous for her naked pictures than her music. Le Youth sampled this song for their cult hit "Cool."

Quotable line:
"I know them other guys, they been talking bout the way I do what I do
They heard I was good, they wanna see if it's true
They know you're the one I wanna give it to
I can see you want me too
Now, it's me and you"


Points: 162
Standard Deviation: 16.799
Average Rank: 20.25

Rankings:
Wavey. 1
aerodynamite 6
jtd Thee Stallion 7
.indulgecountry 11
bat1990 25
Ky 26
Juanca 38
ㅤ 48

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[Juanca]

About time for Cassie leave the Sexxxy rankdown!! No business being this high with the adults

[Wavey.]

Jul 30, 2017 4:23:03 GMT -5 Juanca said:

About time for Cassie leave the Sexxxy rankdown!! No business being this high with the adults

See now..

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#14
Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby


Background Information:
This was the single that catapulted the then relatively unknown Donna Summer into the stratosphere. She went on to become the Queen Of Disco. Initially, a short 4 minute version was recorded. Her label executive wanted a longer version of this as the single version was too short for him and his wife to fuck to it so a 17 minute version was created and released (they got tired of flipping the record during). It became a national sensation as that long version managed to get airplay on radio.

Quotable line:
"Lay your head down real close to me
Soothe my mind and set me free, set me free-ee, uh"

Points: 161
Standard Deviation: 11.39
Average Rank: 20.125

Rankings:
Juanca 5
Ky 9
bat1990 12
jtd Thee Stallion 19
aerodynamite 21
ㅤ 24
Wavey. 35
.indulgecountry 36

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#13
Mariah Carey - Honey


Background Information:
The lead single from her magnum opus Butterfly marked a major change for Mariah. It was one of the sexiest songs she had released at that time. It also marked a change in her outfits and styling.

Quotable line:
"Every night and day
I can hardly wait for another taste of honey
Honey, I can't describe how good it feels inside"

Points: 159
Standard Deviation: 10.006
Average Rank: 19.875

Rankings:
jtd Thee Stallion 9
ㅤ 10
Juanca 14
bat1990 14
.indulgecountry 22
Wavey. 24
Ky 28
aerodynamite 38

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#12
Salt N Pepa - Push It


Background Information:
This was originally a b-side to a lesser known single called "Tramp." The original version was not as commercially friendly as the version that most of us know now. A remix was done by the Mixx-It remix service and an edit of that became the famous version. The song has been sampled in countless other songs and used in many commercials. There was that infamously vulgar Glee performance of it.

Quotable line:
"Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?
Now push it"

Points: 157
Standard Deviation: 13.362
Average Rank: 19.625

Rankings:
ㅤ 2
bat1990 7
Ky 12
jtd Thee Stallion 12
Wavey. 23
aerodynamite 30
Juanca 31
.indulgecountry 40

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#11
Monifah - Touch It


Background Information:
This was the R&B singer's biggest hit, but it unfortunately alienated a significant chunk of her core fanbase who thought that she had sold out by doing a House song. The song went on to be covered by Holly James in the mid 2000s.

Quotable line:
"This boy's shyness got me wet like crazy
I want it more and more
When you call my name and spank me"

Points: 152
Standard Deviation: 10.11
Average Rank: 19

Rankings:
bat1990 6
jtd Thee Stallion 11
ㅤ 12
aerodynamite 18
Ky 21
Juanca 21
.indulgecountry 24
Wavey. 39

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That's all for tonight. I shall unveil the top 10 later tonight and bring this rankdown to it's luscious, sensual, sinful conclusion. Bon appetit bebe.

[Juanca]

Jul 31, 2017 1:35:23 GMT -5 ㅤ said:

#14
Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby


Background Information:
This was the single that catapulted the then relatively unknown Donna Summer into the stratosphere. She went on to become the Queen Of Disco. Initially, a short 4 minute version was recorded. Her label executive wanted a longer version of this as the single version was too short for him and his wife to f**k to it so a 17 minute version was created and released (they got tired of flipping the record during). It became a national sensation as that long version managed to get airplay on radio.

Quotable line:
"Lay your head down real close to me
Soothe my mind and set me free, set me free-ee, uh"

Points: 161
Standard Deviation: 11.39
Average Rank: 20.125

Rankings:

Wavey. 35
.indulgecountry 36

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Blasphemy!!!!!!

This is the definition of sexxxy song. Like "before Janet it was Donna" sort of iconic

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#10
Khia - My Neck, My Back (Lick It)


Background Information:
This was the self-proclaimed Queen Of The South's first and only big hit. The song encourages both cunnilingus and anilingus. The song was heavily edited for radio play. The UK version of the music video didn't even feature Khia in it.

Quotable line:
"The best head comes from a thug
The dick good, thick big and long
Slow thumpin' 'til the crack of dawn
On the X, makin' faces and stuff"

Points: 151
Standard Deviation: 10.05
Average Rank: 18.875

Rankings:
jtd Thee Stallion 4
Juanca 12
bat1990 13
Wavey. 17
.indulgecountry 19
ㅤ 21
aerodynamite 29
Ky 36

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#9
Justin Timberlake - Sexyback


Background Information:
This was the polarizing lead single from his second album. Justin got into a bit of a pissing match with Prince after Prince made the comment "Sexy

Quotable line:
"I'm bringin' sexy back (yeah)
You motherfuckers watch how I attack (yeah)
If that's your girl, better watch your back (yeah)
'Cause you're burning up for me, and that's a fact"

Points: 143
Standard Deviation: 7.99
Average Rank: 17.875

Rankings:
Juanca 9
aerodynamite 10
jtd Thee Stallion 13
bat1990 17
.indulgecountry 18
Wavey. 20
ㅤ 22
Ky 34

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[Normi]

SexyBack is awful

[aerodynamite]

You're awful. :sip2:

[dub]

Aug 1, 2017 3:18:41 GMT -5 ㅤ said:

#10
Khia - My Neck, My Back (Lick It)


Background Information:
This was the self-proclaimed Queen Of The South's first and only big hit. The song encourages both cunnilingus and anilingus. The song was heavily edited for radio play. The UK version of the music video didn't even feature Khia in it.

Quotable line:
"The best head comes from a thug
The dick good, thick big and long
Slow thumpin' 'til the crack of dawn
On the X, makin' faces and stuff"

Points: 151
Standard Deviation: 10.05
Average Rank: 18.875

I am pleasantly surprised at how long this lasted. This is my jam in the most sincere, unironic way.

[.indulgecountry]

I like "SexyBack" but I was lowkey worried it might get too far in this, but I'm glad #9 is as high as it reached.

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#8
Adina Howard - Freak Like Me


Background Information:
This was the R&B singer's debut single. It was the first of many overtly sexual singles that she would release. This went on to be covered by the Sugababes. Pitbull released a song which uses some of the chorus from this.

Quotable line:
"I want to freak in the morning
A freak in the evening just like me
I need a roughneck brother
That can satisfy me just for me
If you are that kind of man
'Cause I'm that kind of girl
I got a freaky secret, everybody sing
'Cause we don't give a damn about a thing"

Points: 141
Standard Deviation: 10.281
Average Rank: 17.625

Rankings:
Ky 1
Wavey. 13
.indulgecountry 14
aerodynamite 17
Juanca 18
ㅤ 19
jtd Thee Stallion 21
bat1990 38

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#7
Miguel - Adorn


Background Information:
This is one of the R&B singer's biggest hits. It evokes the same sort of vibe as Marvin Gaye's classic "Sexual Healing." Miguel won a Grammy for this.

Quotable line:
"You got to know
You gotta know
Know that I adore you
Just that babe"

Points: 140
Standard Deviation: 13.65
Average Rank: 17.5

Rankings:
aerodynamite 2
Juanca 3
Wavey. 8
jtd Thee Stallion 14
Ky 16
ㅤ 25
bat1990 34
.indulgecountry 38

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#6
Janet Jackson - Would You Mind


Background Information:
This album track is one of the raciest songs Miss Jackson If Your Nasty has every recorded. The song was considered so explicit that it was omitted from the clean edition of the album. She notoriously performed this during her tour inviting a man from the audience on stage to tease, tantalize, and titillate. Barbara Walters interviewed Janet around the time the album was released and asked her about the lyrics. When Barbara read them, 90% of the ones she read were bleeped. Janet blushed and said something like, "oh that is one of the cleaner songs on the album."

Quotable line:
"And I'm gonna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you
Feel you deep inside me ohh
I'm gonna
Kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you,
Feel you, make you come too"

Points: 140
Standard Deviation: 14.976
Average Rank: 17.5

Rankings:
Juanca 1
ㅤ 4
aerodynamite 7
Wavey. 14
.indulgecountry 15
bat1990 20
jtd Thee Stallion 37
Ky 42

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I'm going to do the top 5 tonight.

[jtd Thee Stallion]

What's left in?

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Aug 2, 2017 21:29:24 GMT -5 jtd Thee Stallion said:

What's left in?

"Breathe On Me" by Britney Spears
"Dip It Low" by Christina Milian
"Oops (Oh My)" by Tweet
"Partition" by Beyoncé
"Work (Put It In)" by Kelly Rowland

(I put the songs in alphabetical order. This is not the order of the final 5 reveals.)

[aerodynamite]

I still have 1, 4, 8, 14, and 24.

Interesting top 5. Some of these I didn't think could make it this far. Then again, with a small sample size like here, anything can happen.

[.indulgecountry]

Songs left: 1, 4, 8, 9, 20

I could do w/o Tweet in the Top 5, but the rest of these are flawless. I'm okay with any of my Top 10s winning.