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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 12, 2017 13:06:12 GMT -5
I've tried with 2007, and I've tried with 2000. So, I decided to just go with this decade. Oh boy, looking back, 2010 was a pretty MEH year. A lot of crap, but a lot of good songs. I was still in elementary school by then, and by then, I used to listen to a LOT of mainstream music.
But enough chit chatting, I'll begin the list soon.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 12, 2017 14:04:47 GMT -5
100. Kesha feat. 3Oh3 - Blah Blah Blah
YE Position: #51
I might be a Kesha fan right now, but I will not deny that back in her Animal days, she can come off as well, annoying. This one is the PRIME EXAMPLE of how s### she can sound when becoming mainstream. The title of the song is REPEATED too many damn times, even opening up the freakin' SONG. At that point, she could've rivaled Meghan Trainor. Not to mention how s##### Kesha sounds in the chorus, with the autotune turned up to eleven. Even the instrumental is just made up of four repetitive notes. 3Oh3's part also contributes to the autotuned crap, with lyrics like "It only matters who I is." You're not freakin' Snoop Dogg, guys. So yeah, this song sucks. At least Kesha managed to clean up her act as the years went by, and gave us Praying.Â
F+
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Post by MilesW1998 on Nov 12, 2017 14:19:03 GMT -5
Easily Kesha's worst song to date, hands down.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 12, 2017 14:28:29 GMT -5
99. Justin Bieber feat. Ludacris - Baby
YE Position: #44
Surprisingly, this wasn't my #100. Probably because unlike BBB, this one feels more like an actual song. However, it's my #99 for a reason. I don't know why I can't stand this song so much. Maybe it's because Bieber still couldn't sing. Maybe it's because the song is about him basically bugging this chick into loving him, while not taking no for an answer. Maybe it's because of it's annoying and repetitive chorus. Or maybe it's because I used to like Bieber, and I can't listen to this song without having embarrassing memories. Either that, or it's all of those reasons. To me, I just can't stand this song. But just like Kesha, Biebs would soon get a voice once his balls drop. F
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Post by MilesW1998 on Nov 12, 2017 14:35:06 GMT -5
This is still totally annoying and generic as Hell. I once said it was the worst song ever made when I was young. Well now I've heard songs that I find much worse, and this probably wouldn't even be in the top 40 if I had to do such a list.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 12, 2017 14:54:05 GMT -5
98. Sean Kingston feat. Justin Bieber - Eenie Meenie
YE Position: #89
Now here we go with Bieber again. This time, with Kingston. I feel like this song is worse than Baby, but at least still more listenable. Yet, the lyrics range from corny (Let me show you what you're missing: PARADISE) to just downright bad (hence the main title: Eenie Meenie Moe Lover). Plus, the production is pretty bad, with another single note instrumental, as it feels like a MySpace song made four years too late. Just, another bad song, next. F-
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Post by MilesW1998 on Nov 12, 2017 14:57:08 GMT -5
What's with the F's? Shouldn't this be 100 if it has a F- and BBB has a F+? Honestly, I'd give all of them F-'s
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 12, 2017 15:12:22 GMT -5
Forget the grades then. I'll just stick with the categories. Blah Blah Blah and Baby are under the S### category. Now, starting with Eenie Minnie, we're heading towards the BAD category. 97. Cali Swag District - Teach Me How To Dougie
YE Position: #98
Oh god, that name. Never bring back the term "swag" ever. It's a cancer that must die. But anyways, my thoughts on the song? It's just your run of the mill internet dance trend song. While it's nowhere near as bad as either Crank Dat, Watch Me, or Juju On Dat Beat, it's just so basic. Just, a pass on this one.
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Post by MilesW1998 on Nov 12, 2017 15:14:56 GMT -5
I blame the L.A. urban/dance scene for making this popular.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 12, 2017 15:21:02 GMT -5
96. New Boyz Feat. Ray J - Tie Me Down
YE Position: #65
This was a little bit higher on the list. To me, I don't actually hate the production on this song. However, my biggest problem with the song is that the two main rappers are COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. If you can get past their autotuned voices, the song is basically about them treating their own GFs like s###. Apparently, the first rapper (Too lazy to find their names) throws a fit about how his girl is uneasy with him talking to other girls. I might not have any experience with relationships, but from what I can gather, no s###. This isn't even jealousy from her, it's just him being a dick, especially he says they've been together shortly, but are not ready for that type of relationship. The second rapper is no better, talking about how anything about his GF besides the sex means nothing to him, even saying that he's not faithful, but then complains about his GF being mad about that. Again, no s###.
Geez, what is it with all these cheating songs that are so popular? Break Up, and now this. Again, I like the production on the song, but it's our two protagonists that boggle it down to a wannabe Chris Brown hit.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 12, 2017 20:52:29 GMT -5
95. 3Oh3 feat. Ke$ha - My First Kiss
YE Position: #73
I'll be honest, I don't hate 3OH3 that much. I actually think Don't Trust Me is an amusing song. However, that doesn't mean I think they're a good group.
The chorus for this is pure obnoxiousness, even with Ke$ha. You know, it's not really a jam to hear repetitive kissing sounds for a chorus. When it's not that, the song itself is just repetitive. The performance the two guys give themselves isn't good at all, as they just come off as two douchebags who are only in it for sex. Though to be honest, unlike Tie Me Down, at least this one's intentional. But still not a good listen. I'd just stick to Don't Trust Me.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 12, 2017 21:27:39 GMT -5
The next five or ten will come tomorrow. Otherwise, I'm breaking.
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Post by willapted33 on Nov 13, 2017 2:55:00 GMT -5
Agree with all of the reveals so far
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 13, 2017 16:16:35 GMT -5
94. The Black Eyed Peas - Rock That Body 93. Imma Be
YE Positions: #20 & #75
What happened? No seriously, what the hell happened to this group? They were once a great group who made plenty of memorable hip-hop jams. But then this decade came, and they decided to make a bunch of soulless mainstream songs. With these two being the biggest examples.
It was tough choosing which song was better or worse. But, I had to go with Imma Be being the better song, sort of.
However, it's still a bad song. The repetition is, of course, the biggest problem with the song, with the words Imma Be throughout it. Even if I could mind it, the lyrics are no better either (Imma be a banker loading out semen). Yet, the song actually improves by the second half, turning into a full-out jam, without the insufferable verses by Will.I.Am and Fergie.
Rock That Body, while having a little better production, still feels like mainstream crap. Also, if you thought Fergie was insufferable in either Imma Be, or even My Humps, try listening to her voice in full-out autotune, making her sound like the lovechild of a chipmunk and Gir from Invader Zim.
So yeah, modern BEP sucks...other than the other songs on the list. BTW, why is it that Will.I.Am & Fergie became more obnoxious as time went on?
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 13, 2017 16:25:02 GMT -5
92. Timbaland feat. Drake - Say Something
YE Position: #85
Dammit, Timbaland, you were once of the best mainstream producers of the 2000's.
Anyways, not much to say about this one. No really, I can't vent that much on this one. It's just a weak song with weak production. Nothing stands out from both artists that much. So pass.
Say, why didn't his Katy Perry collab, If We Ever Meet Again become the bigger hit?
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 13, 2017 16:32:08 GMT -5
91. Chris Brown feat. Tyga & Kevin McCall - Deuces
YE Position: #68
Now we get to one of, if not, my most hated artist this decade: Chris Brown. With his comeback single...after I Can Transform Ya.
I actually like something about this song: the production. Yeah, it kinda has a nice beat to it. But for a song like this, they picked the worst artists to do it, especially with an abusive asshole, and a future pedophile. It's really bad timing to have Chris singing a song about him wishing bad luck on his past GF, a year after "you know what" happened. Even the lyrics aren't too good, with sex references, and even an Ike & Tina reference. Not as tasteless as the Wayne's Emmet Till lyric, but still, another pass on this one. In all honesty, you should've got Drake or even Wayne to do this one.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 13, 2017 16:39:54 GMT -5
90. Jerrod Nieman - Lover, Lover
YE Position: #100
Yeah, another forgettable one here. Just a typical break-up song, and while the chorus is kinda catchy, but that's really all I can give it. Yeah, I won't dive too deep into this. Other than that, next.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 13, 2017 16:46:13 GMT -5
89. Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A
YE Position (2010): #67
Oh god, yet another terrible artist this decade. Yet she barely escaped my bottom 10.
I really tried to like this song. It has a nice guitar instrumental, and a good beat. However, I'm sorry, I cannot stand Miley's voice. Even before she become one of the biggest whores in pop culture, she still couldn't sing, and this song is no exception to that. It doesn't help with her accent and with her SCREECHING "YEEAAAHHH!" in the chorus. Sorry, like Bieber's elementary school days, I just can't stand her.
At least she would make Malibu in the future. Besides, 2010 also gave us Can't Be Tamed. Oh god.
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Post by MilesW1998 on Nov 13, 2017 16:51:58 GMT -5
I never hated this song tbh, I find it catchy and a good anthem.
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Post by Mylo13 💜 on Nov 13, 2017 19:52:18 GMT -5
I love Imma Be, and like My First kiss and Blah Blah Blah. That's it.
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Post by willapted33 on Nov 14, 2017 2:00:36 GMT -5
I like Imma Be and Party in the USA more than most
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 14, 2017 9:56:52 GMT -5
88. Ludacris - How Low 87. My Chick Bad feat. Nicki Minaj
YE Positions: #36 & #56
I might not be the biggest Ludacris fan, but he still can make plenty of entertaining songs. But, these songs didn't quite hit that mark.
How Low is just your typical sex song. However, if it wasn't for that FREAKIN' chipmunk voice, it wouldn't be this low. My Chick Bad is a little better than How Low, since TBH, Nicki's verse isn't that bad. Granted, this was before she turned into overrated mainstream garbage, but still, pretty enjoyable nonetheless. But again, not my cup of tea.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 14, 2017 10:07:30 GMT -5
Now we're heading into the mediocre category. 86. Trey Songz feat. Fabolous- Say Ahh
YE Positions: #31
Boy, with a title like that, you'd think it'd be a masterpiece! Sarcasm aside, other than the fact that the production feels completely offkey with Trey's voice, it's just another typical mainstream club song. Nothing that terrible about it, but still, another pass.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 14, 2017 10:14:40 GMT -5
85. Taylor Swift - Today Was A Fairytale
YE Position: #84
Oh goodie, now we get to an artist who I'm pretty mixed about, and is ESPECIALLY under the radar now.
Most of DEAD Taylor's old songs are just the same ballads about boy troubles. But this on the other hand, is one of Taylor's most run of the mill songs yet to date. Granted, this was just a soundtrack song to a movie, but still, nothing stands out for it. Even the lyrics are just composed of cliches. But despite all that, it's pretty harmless, and in the end of the day, it's just a typical love song.
But how was this #1 in Canada?
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 14, 2017 10:47:45 GMT -5
84. Britney Spears - 3
YE Positions: #69
Now we get to Pulse's favorite diva, and an artist I'm again, mixed about. She's had good songs, but on the other hand, she's still made a lot of crap. This one is, bleh, at worst.
Once again, I like the production on the song. It does fit a good dance jam. However, Britney's performance in the song isn't that good. The autotune really kills her voice, making her sound even nauseating at times, most notably the chorus. But overall, this is at listenable compared to her future s### like Work B#### and...Pretty Girls.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 14, 2017 11:00:37 GMT -5
83. The Band Perry - If I Die Young
YE Position (2010): #92
Boy, I'm gonna get a lot of crap for this. Then again, the pop posters never read my s### anyways. So yeah, other than the fact that this was OVERPLAYED TO DEATH when it was out, I think this song is overrated.
Look, I'll admit, the main singer has a good voice, and it's not actually a poorly written song. Unfortunately, it's not that interesting of a song either. I don't why, I guess it's either because of how slow it is, or maybe it really is the overplay. But still, this song just isn't for me.
Don't worry, I won't be purging anymore Country songs for long.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 14, 2017 18:17:34 GMT -5
82. Young Money feat. Lloyd - Bedrock
YE Position: #13
Yeah, I feel guilty for ranking this higher than the last song.
While their 2009 hit "Every Girl", was a gigantic pile of s###, this one is an improvement, but still, has its problems. It does have weak lyrics, such as Lloyd's lame pun from the title, and of course, Gudda's infamous "Grocery Bag" line that goes nowhere. However, even with not so good rappers, at least the group seems like they're having fun with the song. So yeah, this is a pretty stupid song, but at least it's listenable nonetheless.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Nov 14, 2017 18:23:38 GMT -5
81. Ke$ha - Take It Off
YE Position: #59
I'd like to call this one, Kesha's Wind It Up.
I honestly wanted to like this song. The production is good, and Kesha's performance is also good. Yet, it's boggled down by a pretty lame chorus, that gets dumber every verse, to a point where by the third verse, it feels like the song is just shouting at you. Other than that, at least it's not Blah Blah Blah, but still, pretty disappointing.
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Post by MilesW1998 on Nov 14, 2017 18:34:32 GMT -5
Aww, I love this song, it's not my favorite, but I still love it. And yeah, I know that this is basically a strip club anthem, but tbf I think Kesha sold it well here.
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Post by Mylo13 💜 on Nov 14, 2017 19:52:37 GMT -5
I love Take It Off
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