MilesW1998
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Post by MilesW1998 on Dec 4, 2017 12:48:45 GMT -5
32.
Let's see how many Urban fans I can piss off for this list.
32. Bank Account by 21 Savage
This song is so boring. Metro Boomin beats are normally so generic and boring that they fly over my head and this is no surprise either. 21 Savage has no real energy on this song and nothing he says is all that interesting either. A lot of his lyrics are basic brag rap, especially with how much money he's got in his bank account. And, no I'm sorry I can't get past that boring instrumental. This entire song is just a boring piece of nothing, no real energy, and the whole thing feels like it was half assed. And yet this is not even the worst that trap had to offer this year.
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Post by CF15 on Dec 4, 2017 12:56:40 GMT -5
This was a major guilty pleasure for me. I can definitely understand the hate for it.
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MilesW1998
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Post by MilesW1998 on Dec 4, 2017 13:06:21 GMT -5
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All of the One Directions members went solo this year and the level of success and acclaim varied by each member. Louis did EDM which flopped, Niall did folk-pop with good results, Zayn kept doing electro-R&B and had varying degrees of success but not that much acclaim, and Harry did glam rock and had critical acclaim, but not that much success. And Liam Payne... wow.
31. Strip That Down by Liam Payne ft. Quavo
Whoever told Liam going for 2006 Justin Timberlake was a bad idea, because he really fucked it up here. Liam just does not have the personality to sell sexy, at least JT had that. And then we have the production which is mostly filled with this bassline that feels stripped from Enrique's Turn The Night Up, which was already a bad song to begin with. And my God this songwriting is bad. And the worst part is, this was written by Ed Sheeran of all people. I can buy Ed singing a song like Shape Of You, but this, no I don't buy it, and his uncredited backing vocals in the chorus do not help at all. Oh and Quavo is on this song, and he barely does anything. His verse is just there for like 20 seconds and his bars do nothing. And this was a top 10 hit people, and it was #1 on pop radio. At least Liam got better with Bedroom Floor, I'll say that.
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Post by CF15 on Dec 4, 2017 13:12:58 GMT -5
I was never a fan of this one, either.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2017 13:29:16 GMT -5
Yes! I hate Strip That Down even more every time I hear it.
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Post by boysilver400 on Dec 4, 2017 14:59:37 GMT -5
Pills and Automobiles annoys me more than Party. Bank Account is meh to me so Iโm not upset about that.
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Post by kacpe3 on Dec 4, 2017 15:06:27 GMT -5
I would put Fetish instead of Bad Liar.
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Post by willapted33 on Dec 4, 2017 15:20:49 GMT -5
32.
Let's see how many Urban fans I can piss off for this list.
Metro Boomin beats are normally so generic and boring
Well, you just pissed one right off!
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Post by Bwol on Dec 4, 2017 15:29:14 GMT -5
I agree with ALL of this
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MilesW1998
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Post by MilesW1998 on Dec 4, 2017 15:31:19 GMT -5
32.
Let's see how many Urban fans I can piss off for this list.
Metro Boomin beats are normally so generic and boring
Well, you just pissed one right off! My point exact! ;)
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Post by crazyb on Dec 4, 2017 15:31:41 GMT -5
Most of these I like. At least the rap songs.
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Post by dhill92 on Dec 4, 2017 20:01:27 GMT -5
Sorry, Miles. But I actually like Chained To The Rhythm. Sure, it may not be Katy's best thus far, I'd still consider it one of the best comeback singles of the year (for me at least).
And thank you for putting Bad Liar on your worst list. I hate that song with a fiery passion. And Bodak Yellow.
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Post by MilesW1998 on Dec 6, 2017 14:19:55 GMT -5
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I'll be honest, I never really hated this band all that much. I get that people hate their songs for their lyrics the most, but I truly do love some of their songs, mostly because of the catchy production which seems to always get thrown to the side. But then again, I finally found a song from this band that I truly will admit that I do hate.
30. Play That Song by Train
Yeah, say what you will about Hey Soul Sister and Drive By, at least they had some good production choices and Pat Monahan didn't sound that bad. But this just feels like a total trainwreck, pun intended. The beat is so stale, flat and generic, you can tell that it's fake as all Hell. And Pat shows us the worst in his voice, because I cannot stand his voice on this track at all. His voice just sounds so high pitched and whiny, and he's trying to belt, but it just fails. And then we get the lyrics, which... wow I can see why Train's songwriting sucks here. It's like this song tried to go for sexy as well as danceable, but it's executed so poorly. Train has done much better songs like Drops Of Jupiter in terms of lyrics, and I wish they'd go back to that style. But hey, this isn't the WORST song off of A Beer, A Bottle, A Boat though.
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Post by Bwol on Dec 6, 2017 14:27:38 GMT -5
I hate this song with a burning passion.
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Post by JOJO SIWA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME on Dec 6, 2017 14:29:30 GMT -5
I tolerate "Bad Liar" though I think it is one of her weaker releases. When it was on our playlist at work over the summer, some employees and customers thought that song was "porno music" because of how she sounds and the type of sound. A customer was all "Do you realize there are children here? This song is completely inappropriate." I am surprised she complained when there was a half naked male model on a promo for Polo by Ralph Lauren that was 7 feet tall next to us in the men's department. Priorities priorities,
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Post by JOJO SIWA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME on Dec 6, 2017 14:30:40 GMT -5
I don't like Train anymore. Their music is becoming awful and generic. They are as bad as Nickelback now.
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Post by willapted33 on Dec 6, 2017 15:31:04 GMT -5
Yeah Train is a laughable band
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Post by MilesW1998 on Dec 6, 2017 15:41:48 GMT -5
29.
Cash Me Outside.
29. Cash Me Outside by DJ Suede The Remix God
I have no words for this, honestly I'm more stunned that I didn't put this any higher on the list. You all should know why this song is awful, it's a remix of a stupid viral meme from a terrible human being that just repeats the phrase, "Cash me outside" with a boring and generic trap beat. I am just glad that this wasn't as big a hit like I thought it would. But my God there is some truly awful shit if this is only as high as #29.
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Post by Bwol on Dec 6, 2017 15:44:08 GMT -5
Lolol I thought this was hilarious
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Post by MilesW1998 on Dec 6, 2017 15:50:03 GMT -5
28.
Well I know I'm gonna piss of a lot of people.
28. Disco Tits by Tove Lo
Holy shit this song is awful! I like Tove Lo, I think Queen Of The Clouds is a good album, but after Ladywood, I had some serious concerns about her musical choices. I mean seriously, what the fuck is with these lyrics?! It's like she's trying to be sexy, but saying shit like disco tits is not sexy, it's a total turn off. Not only that, but this production is FUCKING SHIT! Like, what the fuck is this?! Thank God that this never charted, because it is by far the worst song that Tove Lo has ever done. And her album that she released, FUCKING AWFUL!
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Post by CF15 on Dec 6, 2017 15:51:00 GMT -5
Lol, I don't like it, either.
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Post by JOJO SIWA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME on Dec 6, 2017 17:25:35 GMT -5
The word "tits" is not actually used in that song though.
I like it because it's naughty and over the top. The video is weird and funny. It's very Tove Lo.
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Post by Bwol on Dec 6, 2017 17:39:18 GMT -5
YESSS!!!!!!! FINALLLYLLYYLYLYK !!!!!!!! SOMEONE ELSE HATES THE ALBUM
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Post by willapted33 on Dec 7, 2017 2:17:57 GMT -5
it's not *that* bad, but it's laughable compared to her previous work
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Post by MilesW1998 on Dec 8, 2017 0:42:34 GMT -5
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I completely forgot about this song, until I recently saw this on a worst of 2017 video. So thanks a lot In The Furnace for reminding me about this!
27. Deja Vu by J. Cole
This is by far the worst song off of J. Cole's 2016 album, and yet this was the biggest song of the album. And never have I ever wanted to hear a song that jacks the beat for Exchange and steals the premise from Treat You Better. Not only that, but J. Cole is unlikable as fuck on this song. The production is blocky and boring as Hell, and.. no I'm sorry, I can't get past how much of a douche J. Cole is on this. Say what you will about Treat You Better, and Shawn being a douche, but honestly at least it wasn't this bad. And yes, I'm saying that song is better than this, fight me then.
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Post by MilesW1998 on Dec 8, 2017 0:51:41 GMT -5
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Why was this guy a blip on the radar with a top 40 hit?
26. Magnolia by Playboi Carti
Once again, 2017 brag rap and no name rappers that no one else cares about fucking sucks. The production is not interesting, the vocals suck, and the lyrics are generic and typical brag about about fucking girls, being rich, and more. Yeah, the only reason this isn't any higher is because there was a lot of competition for this. But still, this song does suck a lot.
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Post by MilesW1998 on Dec 8, 2017 1:04:15 GMT -5
How about we take a break from the list and show some dishonorable mentions. And forwarning, there is a crapton of them.
Congratulations by Post Malone ft. Quavo
This was close to making the list proper, but rockstar and Candy Paint were so good this practically is just white noise and not worth much of my time.
I Don't by Mariah Carey ft. YG
Mariah should just stop trend chasing already, she is not Beyonce.
1-800-273-8255 by Logic ft. Alessia Cara & Khalid
I get what they were trying to do, but it's far too sugar coated for me to like, and as someone who has been suicidal and depressed this song hurt me a lot with how horribly executed it was.
Mask Off by Future
This song is too boring for me to rant about, and Future is bad enough as it is. The flute has grown on me though.
Do Re Mi by Blackbear
Taking a classic rhyme like Do Re Mi Fah So La De Do is not gonna do good for your image at all.
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Post by CF15 on Dec 8, 2017 1:08:01 GMT -5
As someone who has also struggled with depression and suicidal thoughts, I disagree about "1-800-273-8255", but to each their own, I guess.
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Post by willapted33 on Dec 8, 2017 1:12:19 GMT -5
No way is Mask Off that bad, neither is Deja Vu, Congratulations or Magnolia
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Post by boysilver400 on Dec 8, 2017 7:37:42 GMT -5
I wish Neighbors or even the 8 minute long 4 your eyes only was the big hit from Coleโs album. I donโt think Deja Vu is bad, especially not Treat You Better levels of bad, but itโs really subpar.
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