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Post by Cody Wants Out... on Feb 12, 2018 19:36:22 GMT -5
If this is "How Not To", I'm gonna drive my car into a telephone pole and break the speed limit while I'm at it...
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 13, 2018 18:52:42 GMT -5
This gif represents this song perfectly, because you would traditionally call an ambulance when somebody flatlines, but in this case the song is so atrocious that it is like an ambulance stopping and the paramedics get out to beat you up instead of saving you!! 100. "Flatliner" - Cole Swindell ft. Dierks Bentley
Total: 3218 Average: 76.62 Std Dev: 28.22 LBTrocks - 11 raylatch98 - 22 dm2081 - 30 crazyb - 31 rgreen0625 - 36 bboat11 - 40 Sambalada - 44 gardyfan - 48 George Strait Junkie - 49 @cagedjuggalo - 51 austin - 57 d3vin44 - 58 SHOOTER - 59 @xfer - 62 zjames - 63 tim - 64 @nickv1025 - 65 @walker9 - 71 Normi - 77 castleoblivion26 - 82 kw9461 - 85 cedric - 87 DistrictTwelve - 92 zaclord 🌈 - 93 Leo ✔ - 94 someguy - 95 fearlessarrow - 95 sabre14 - 97 bigfan101 - 97 BackwoodsBarbie - 98 phil1996 - 99 Troublemaker - 102 Darkest Hour - 103 maine - 103 @countricana - 104 Daryl the Beryl - 105 Mr. Thonk Eyes - 107 Kanenrá:ke - 108 wavey. - 108 .indulgecountry - 108 CoJoFan - 109 Cody Wants Out... - 109 bornmatteeebYotamTSsamo🦕codyj100Coming in at #100, we have quite a range! This song had 11 bottom-10 votes, but it also had 10 people put it in the top half of their list. This song undoubtedly has a catchiness factor to it that helps it work better than many other songs that have placed low in the rankdown, at least to me, but I still understand why many people hate it. These lyrics are YIKES bad... {Songs Remaining} 80s Mercedes A Girl Like You A Guy With A Girl Act Like You Don’t All About You All On Me All The Pretty Girls Any Ol’ Barstool Ask Me How I Know Back To God Bar At The End Of The World Better Man Better Me Black Blue Ain’t Your Color Body Like A Backroad Boy Broken Halos California Craving You Dirt On My Boots Dirty Laundry Do I Make You Wanna Doin’ Fine Drinkin’ Problem Every Little Thing Every Time I Hear That Song Fast Five More Minutes Fix A Drink God, Your Mama, And Me Good Company Greatest Love Story Heartache On The Dance Floor Holdin’ Her Hometown Girl How Not To Hurricane I Could Use A Love Song I’ll Name The Dogs If I Told You In Case You Didn’t Know It Ain’t My Fault Just A Phase Kill A Word Last Time For Everything Legends Life’s About To Get Good Like I Loved You Lipstick Lonely Call Losing Sleep Love Triangle Make You Mine Makin’ Me Look Good Again Marquee Sign Middle Of A Memory Missing More Girls Like You My Old Man No Such Thing As A Broken Heart Outskirts Of Heaven Outta Style Parachute Road Less Traveled Roots Round Here Buzz Seein’ Red She’s With Me Singles You Up Sleep Without You Small Town Boy Sober Saturday Night Somebody Else Will Somethin’ I’m Good At Song For Another Time Speak To A Girl Star Of The Show The Fighter The Ones That Like Me The Rest Of Our Life The Way I Talk There’s A Girl They Don’t Know Think A Little Less Tin Man Today Unforgettable Waiting On You Wanna Be That Song We Should Be Friends What Ifs What The Hell Did I Say When It Rains It Pours Yeah Boy You Broke Up With Me You Look Good Yours Yours If You Want It
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2018 18:58:17 GMT -5
I get why people hate this song. I don't and never will. It's just such a fun uptempo jam. Yay LBTrocks at us getting this into the Top 100.
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 13, 2018 19:00:00 GMT -5
Let's just take a moment to remember this glorious exchange in the "Flatliner" thread from this year! :kii: "Flatliner" is upbeat and high energy. It clips along, capturing the pulse of the young crowd, Cole's fans, who dig this high-energy song. The heavy use of rhyme and assonance artistically enhance this energy. The song is based on the unique image of a woman so beautiful as to be a "flatliner" ... a woman whose beauty and movement are so compelling as to flatline a guy into cardiac arrest: "Smile beating my chest up ... You're downright dangerous ... That shake in your giddy up got my eyes going, 'What, What!'" The song celebrates the amazing beauty of God's creation, and the unique expression "What, What!" artistically captures the power of that beauty. ^ I can't tell if that is sarcasm or not? Lynne: It truly would be uplifting if people limited their comments to the songs and artists rather than to those who take the time and energy to contribute to this website. There are those who post their heartfelt insights ... and then there are those who have few to no insights but rather lurk for opportunities to attack others ... who use this website to exercise their pathological passive aggressive needs to bait ... and who especially enjoy attacking the new members who they view as vulnerable. These baiters should be recognized for who they are and banned from posting. You said the words, "what, what," describe god's beauty. I really couldn't tell if it was sarcasm or not.
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Post by Cody Wants Out... on Feb 13, 2018 19:00:15 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2018 19:01:35 GMT -5
Walker Hayes, people....really????
It's funny because "Flatliner" is like the first single with a pulse from my perspective that Cole Swindell has put out and I love Dierks Bentley so I guess that pushed that nonsense song higher on my list.
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Post by Cody Wants Out... on Feb 13, 2018 19:03:06 GMT -5
That 'thingamabob' that I refuse to call a song shouldn't have even entered the drawing board, let alone get sent on country radio.
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 13, 2018 19:09:37 GMT -5
Coming up next, a song with a SUPER high standard deviation! In fact, the second largest of the game. A whopping FIVE people are finally going to lose their #110! Meanwhile, SEVEN people are going to lose a top 20. Of course, a number of those are top 5s, with somebody even losing a #2
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Post by .indulgecountry on Feb 13, 2018 19:19:18 GMT -5
"Flatliner" is one of the most uninspired, laughably bad country songs I've ever heard. Everything about it is positively tragic. Good riddance!
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Post by austin on Feb 13, 2018 19:23:40 GMT -5
Walker Hayes is next isnt he? Not happy about it
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 13, 2018 19:25:07 GMT -5
99. "You Broke Up With Me" - Walker Hayes
Total: 3174 Average: 75.57 Std Dev: 37.93 (2nd largest!!!!!!) someguy - 2 austin - 5 zaclord 🌈 - 11 @walker9 - 11 @cagedjuggalo - 12 Normi - 14 phil1996 - 15 crazyb - 23 Sambalada - 24 @xfer - 32 SHOOTER - 45 d3vin44 - 55 DistrictTwelve - 63 bigfan101 - 67 dm2081 - 70 rgreen0625 - 72 gardyfan - 77 BackwoodsBarbie - 87 zjames - 93 Cody Wants Out... - 95 cedric - 97 CoJoFan - 98 Leo ✔ - 98 wavey. - 99 castleoblivion26 - 100 .indulgecountry - 100 maine - 101 raylatch98 - 101 LBTrocks - 102 kw9461 - 103 Mr. Thonk Eyes - 105 George Strait Junkie - 107 Darkest Hour - 107 Troublemaker - 108 fearlessarrow - 108 sabre14 - 108 tim - 109 Kanenrá:ke - 110 Daryl the Beryl - 110 @nickv1025 - 110 @countricana - 110 bboat11 - 110 bornmatteeebYotamTSsamo🦕codyj100{Songs Remaining} 80s Mercedes A Girl Like You A Guy With A Girl Act Like You Don’t All About You All On Me All The Pretty Girls Any Ol’ Barstool Ask Me How I Know Back To God Bar At The End Of The World Better Man Better Me Black Blue Ain’t Your Color Body Like A Backroad Boy Broken Halos California Craving You Dirt On My Boots Dirty Laundry Do I Make You Wanna Doin’ Fine Drinkin’ Problem Every Little Thing Every Time I Hear That Song Fast Five More Minutes Fix A Drink God, Your Mama, And Me Good Company Greatest Love Story Heartache On The Dance Floor Holdin’ Her Hometown Girl How Not To Hurricane I Could Use A Love Song I’ll Name The Dogs If I Told You In Case You Didn’t Know It Ain’t My Fault Just A Phase Kill A Word Last Time For Everything Legends Life’s About To Get Good Like I Loved You Lipstick Lonely Call Losing Sleep Love Triangle Make You Mine Makin’ Me Look Good Again Marquee Sign Middle Of A Memory Missing More Girls Like You My Old Man No Such Thing As A Broken Heart Outskirts Of Heaven Outta Style Parachute Road Less Traveled Roots Round Here Buzz Seein’ Red She’s With Me Singles You Up Sleep Without You Small Town Boy Sober Saturday Night Somebody Else Will Somethin’ I’m Good At Song For Another Time Speak To A Girl Star Of The Show The Fighter The Ones That Like Me The Rest Of Our Life The Way I Talk There’s A Girl They Don’t Know Think A Little Less Tin Man Today Unforgettable Waiting On You Wanna Be That Song We Should Be Friends What Ifs What The Hell Did I Say When It Rains It Pours Yeah Boy You Look Good Yours Yours If You Want It
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Post by austin on Feb 13, 2018 19:26:10 GMT -5
Wow. All of you stabbed me in the back like that. And in the month of love. Not a nice thing to do if you ask me.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on Feb 13, 2018 19:27:30 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2018 19:28:04 GMT -5
This song and Walker Hayes suck so bad. Goodbye and good riddance
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 13, 2018 19:28:56 GMT -5
I brought some holy water, just for you folks!
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Post by castleoblivion26 on Feb 13, 2018 19:32:43 GMT -5
so when Walker Hayes first came out I liked him so when I saw this song come up on Spotify I was excited to listen to it and boy do I wish I could have that time back. I do not like this one bit and am kinda sad that this is what he is breaking through with. He was never amazing tbh but I enjoyed his output early on. Listening to this song for this did not help my opinion in the least, still think this song is trash.
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Post by fearlessarrow on Feb 13, 2018 19:33:23 GMT -5
austin We’re the ones who feel betrayed by your horrible taste :sip2: “You Broke Up With Me” is atrocious, I’m glad it’s out earlier than I expected. I thought there would be more supporters of this song. But I can’t at the top 3 rankers being country posters smh
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Post by SHOOTER on Feb 13, 2018 19:35:31 GMT -5
This song is honestly not that bad compared to some of the other things I heard on this list.
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Post by Cody Wants Out... on Feb 13, 2018 19:37:20 GMT -5
I brought some holy water, just for you folks! Umm...holy water or pepper spray?
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Post by Darkest Hour on Feb 13, 2018 19:39:05 GMT -5
Is country music so bad this year that that song can be someone's #2...?
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 13, 2018 19:42:16 GMT -5
This song is honestly not that bad compared to some of the other things I heard on this list.
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Post by Cody Wants Out... on Feb 13, 2018 19:42:58 GMT -5
Is country music so bad this year that that song can be someone's #2...? Yes...but it could've been much worse. Imagine if "Smooth" was able to continue FGL's #1 streak...
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Post by phil1996 on Feb 13, 2018 19:53:41 GMT -5
As someone who mostly likes old school country, I found myself to enjoy You Broke Up With Me, along with most of Walker Hayes album. Weird, I know. But I like his creativity and sound
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2018 19:56:58 GMT -5
My problem with Walker Hayes is that he sounds like a discount Sam Hunt, and Sam Hunt isn't all that good to me either.
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Post by SHOOTER on Feb 13, 2018 20:01:28 GMT -5
This song is honestly not that bad compared to some of the other things I heard on this list. ...how about putting some of that energy into these reveals? :sip2:
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 13, 2018 20:07:40 GMT -5
98. "They Don't Know" - Jason Aldean
Total: 3154 Average: 75.10 Std Dev: 24.50 LBTrocks - 15 dm2081 - 23 @nickv1025 - 26 raylatch98 - 33 maine - 40 @cagedjuggalo - 42 rgreen0625 - 43 Leo ✔ - 46 bboat11 - 53 someguy - 53 crazyb - 61 SHOOTER - 65 kw9461 - 66 gardyfan - 66 @countricana - 73 Darkest Hour - 75 CoJoFan - 76 Troublemaker - 78 BackwoodsBarbie - 79 Kanenrá:ke - 81 Cody Wants Out... - 81 phil1996 - 87 tim - 88 zaclord 🌈 - 89 d3vin44 - 89 fearlessarrow - 89 Sambalada - 90 cedric - 91 George Strait Junkie - 92 Normi - 92 sabre14 - 92 Daryl the Beryl - 92 bigfan101 - 93 Mr. Thonk Eyes - 95 .indulgecountry - 96 wavey. - 96 DistrictTwelve - 96 castleoblivion26 - 97 zjames - 98 @xfer - 102 austin - 106 @walker9 - 109 bornmatteeebYotamTSsamo🦕codyj100{Songs Remaining} 80s Mercedes A Girl Like You A Guy With A Girl Act Like You Don’t All About You All On Me All The Pretty Girls Any Ol’ Barstool Ask Me How I Know Back To God Bar At The End Of The World Better Man Better Me Black Blue Ain’t Your Color Body Like A Backroad Boy Broken Halos California Craving You Dirt On My Boots Dirty Laundry Do I Make You Wanna Doin’ Fine Drinkin’ Problem Every Little Thing Every Time I Hear That Song Fast Five More Minutes Fix A Drink God, Your Mama, And Me Good Company Greatest Love Story Heartache On The Dance Floor Holdin’ Her Hometown Girl How Not To Hurricane I Could Use A Love Song I’ll Name The Dogs If I Told You In Case You Didn’t Know It Ain’t My Fault Just A Phase Kill A Word Last Time For Everything Legends Life’s About To Get Good Like I Loved You Lipstick Lonely Call Losing Sleep Love Triangle Make You Mine Makin’ Me Look Good Again Marquee Sign Middle Of A Memory Missing More Girls Like You My Old Man No Such Thing As A Broken Heart Outskirts Of Heaven Outta Style Parachute Road Less Traveled Roots Round Here Buzz Seein’ Red She’s With Me Singles You Up Sleep Without You Small Town Boy Sober Saturday Night Somebody Else Will Somethin’ I’m Good At Song For Another Time Speak To A Girl Star Of The Show The Fighter The Ones That Like Me The Rest Of Our Life The Way I Talk There’s A Girl Think A Little Less Tin Man Today Unforgettable Waiting On You Wanna Be That Song We Should Be Friends What Ifs What The Hell Did I Say When It Rains It Pours Yeah Boy You Look Good Yours Yours If You Want It
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Post by fearlessarrow on Feb 13, 2018 20:10:09 GMT -5
The song doesn't stand out to me at all. I don't even remember how the song goes.
"Fly Over States" did it WAY better.
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 13, 2018 20:10:55 GMT -5
Despite how lackluster and vanilla Jason Aldean has been the last several years, I personally think this placement is a little harsh... "They Don't Know" is not groundbreaking by any means, but the chorus melody is actually pretty nice, and there are still some songs left that are actively terrible... This one is mostly just forgettable.
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Post by .indulgecountry on Feb 13, 2018 20:12:06 GMT -5
Bye Jason Blandean!
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Post by LBTrocks on Feb 13, 2018 20:12:41 GMT -5
"They Don't Know" is amazing but is the epitome of the style you all detest so it was destined for this unfair ranking. Same with "Flatliner"
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