What's That Right There? KELIS' Rankdown (Winner Revealed!!)

[SHOOTER]

Got my head in a dream
Got my head in the clouds
I can fly...so get high...

#30 Spaceship (Benny Benassi feat. Kelis, apl.de.ap & Jean Baptiste)






LBTrocks : 20

@antigonerising : 21
Ty : 22
Az Paynter : 23
peacebone : 23
Juan Carlos : 24
Kanenrá:ke : 24
@snarks : 25
Zinc. : 25
Sambalada : 25
Albie : 25
tinawina : 25

God : 26
★Disco★ : 26
wavey. : 26
bat1990 : 27
Troublemaker : 27
Zeebz : 27
singingrulebritannia : 28
aerodynamite : 28
Me. I Am Justin... : 28
Hashtag Pow : 29
Linnethia Monique : 29
SHOOTER : 30
B-Boy : 30
.indulgecountry : 30

Audience
@mirza
jhomes87

Spaceship was the first single released from Benny Benassi's third album, Electroman, in 2010 that made the top-10 in international markets and top-20 on the Billboard Dance/Mix Show chart. Released during Kelis' Fleshtone era, it was never a favorite of mine nor a favorite amongst the rankers here; this song lived in the bottom 5 from start to finish. 

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Just decided to listen to Spaceship for the heck of it, and I loved it... Maybe would have been in my top 5 here if I did it.

[Zeebz]

Definitely won’t miss this one!

[.indulgecountry]

The only correct choice for last place imo. This was awful.

[Deleted]

at the lone top 20 rank literally being a #20 rank. Hell, that doesn't even count!

[aerodynamite]

The parts with Kelis are pretty good, but the rest of the song I can do without.

[Az Paynter]

Lol and I was still one of the highest rankers on this.

I don't like Dance!Kelis. At least not on any of the songs that are here.

[Albie]

May 2, 2018 20:44:34 GMT -5 @walker9 said:

Just decided to listen to Spaceship for the heck of it, and I loved it... Maybe would have been in my top 5 here if I did it.

well obvi it would have been in your top 5 though

[Albie]

May 2, 2018 20:48:47 GMT -5 Az Paynter said:

Lol and I was still one of the highest rankers on this.

I don't like Dance!Kelis. At least not on any of the songs that are here.

oh god I'm scared to see what you've done to certain songs

[SHOOTER]

May 2, 2018 20:44:34 GMT -5 @walker9 said:

Just decided to listen to Spaceship for the heck of it, and I loved it... Maybe would have been in my top 5 here if I did it.

And I honestly thought you might've done it just to tank "Milks**t".

[Az Paynter]

May 2, 2018 20:53:39 GMT -5 Albie said:

May 2, 2018 20:48:47 GMT -5 Az Paynter said:

Lol and I was still one of the highest rankers on this.

I don't like Dance!Kelis. At least not on any of the songs that are here.

oh god I'm scared to see what you've done to certain songs

If you're referring to the 'Blegh Tone' singles you're probably gonna hate me.

[aerodynamite]

I will not stand for any disrespect towards the masterpiece that is Flesh Tone.

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May 2, 2018 20:54:40 GMT -5 SHOOTER said:

May 2, 2018 20:44:34 GMT -5 @walker9 said:

Just decided to listen to Spaceship for the heck of it, and I loved it... Maybe would have been in my top 5 here if I did it.

And I honestly thought you might've done it just to tank "Milks**t".

I hardly have time to do Rankdowns anymore and I have even fallen behind on Rankown Reveals for Rankdowns that I host. At first I could reveal everyday and now I can't everyday. Tomorrow I can do some Rankdowns since not working but I would also have to catch up on other RL things too.

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May 2, 2018 20:56:56 GMT -5 aerodynamite said:

I will not stand for any disrespect towards the masterpiece that is Flesh Tone.

Preach sis!!!

[SHOOTER]

#29 has the fourth lowest SD of the rankdown. With 17 bottom-5 rankings, you'd think it would've come in dead last but three people actually ranked this one in their top-20 and gave it a 1-point lead over #30.



oh, and someone's about to lose a top-10.

[aerodynamite]

Judging by the predictions, that top 10 could be mine.

[tinawina]

Spaceship was bad. #29 is probably worse.

[Zeebz]

Flesh Tone is phenomenal, but then again the same can be said for most of her discography so it ends up being one of the albums I revisit the least from her.

Also it’s notable for being the first Kelis album I ever really checked out, and I’ve been a fan ever since.

[aerodynamite]

May 2, 2018 21:09:18 GMT -5 Zeebz said:

Flesh Tone is phenomenal, but then again the same can be said for most of her discography so it ends up being one of the albums I revisit the least from her.

Also it’s notable for being the first Kelis album I ever really checked out, and I’ve been a fan ever since.

Yeah, Flesh Tone is the album that inspired me to check out more of her music, and that opened my eyes to just how wonderfully eclectic she is.

[Ty]

I don't completely hate "Spaceship" but I'll admit that I only like the Kelis verse in it.

[SHOOTER]

So tell me how long before you drop the bomb...

#29 "No Security" (Crookers feat. Kelis)







LBTrocks : 10

peacebone : 12
Hashtag Pow : 13
Az Paynter : 18

wavey. : 21
singingrulebritannia : 24
★Disco★ : 25
Ty : 25
.indulgecountry : 25

B-Boy : 27
@snarks : 28
bat1990 : 28
@antigonerising : 28
Linnethia Monique : 28
Me. I Am Justin... : 28
Zeebz : 28
SHOOTER : 29
aerodynamite : 29
Zinc. : 29
Sambalada : 29
Albie : 29
Kanenrá:ke : 29
tinawina : 29
God : 30
Juan Carlos : 30
Troublemaker : 30

Audience
@mirza
jhomes87

"No Security" was a single released by Italian duo Crookers (most known for their remix of Kid Cudi's "Day 'n' Nite") and Kelis at the tail end of 2009 and included on their debut album, Tons of Friends, in 2010. Much like "Spaceship", this song lived in the bottom-5 from start to finish. Even LBTrocks couldn't save it.

[Linnethia Monique]

Cackling at the Top 20 spots for this garbage

[aerodynamite]

Oh, good. Now I just need my #30 out and I'll be happy.

Loving the results graphics, btw. The font selection is a nice touch.

[tinawina]

Man this song sucked..lol

Sorry LB.

[Ty]

And I just realize those info in fancy fonts that you added to the covers...

I'm pretty sure I hate all the songs on my list starting from "No Security" (#25).

This one is lame and makes my head hurt.

[peacebone]

I'm going to shamefully admit that my high ranking for "No Security" doesn't quite have to do with the music itself - rather, this one brings back memories of GTA IV, and as someone who used to be a hardcore GTA fan, I can't bring myself to tank anything that brings back such memories.

(it's a dumb reason...but it's a reason, nonetheless.)

[SHOOTER]

Glad y'all are liking the graphics; not really my forte but since Kelis is such a visual artist, I was trying to think of a creative touch to add to her reveals (especially for the songs that don't have videos).

#28 is near the middle of the SD pack and although I didn't have it incredibly high myself, I am bit saddened to see it go out so soon as it is one of my favorite Kelis collaborations.

17 bottom-5 rankers vs. 7 top-20 rankers. Three more perfect rankings to be found here alongside two more top-10 losses and someone's about to lose a top-3.

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{Foodies}God
★Disco★
B-Boy
@snarks
Ty
singingrulebritannia
aerodynamite
Juan Carlos
Zinc.
Hashtag Pow
bat1990
Sambalada
@antigonerising
LBTrocks
wavey.
.indulgecountry
Az Paynter
Albie
Linnethia Monique
Kanenrá:ke
Me. I Am Justin...
tinawina
peacebone
Troublemaker
Zeebz

[Az Paynter]

Better than some of her other EDM tracks and features, but still not worth that much attention.

[Ty]

Please don't be "Blindfold Me"!

[Zeebz]

Yes, you’re killing it with the presentation here! V impressed with the graphics