.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on May 31, 2018 22:54:59 GMT -5
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Post by SHOOTER on May 31, 2018 23:01:00 GMT -5
@bmac2098 let me down once again. Why do I even try?
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on May 31, 2018 23:09:24 GMT -5
Getting the #32 post ready. We're starting off by losing someone's #1 rank in last place.
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Post by SHOOTER on May 31, 2018 23:10:21 GMT -5
This is either gonna be an awesome reveal or a hot ass mess but I’m perched either way!
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on May 31, 2018 23:14:41 GMT -5
Let's kick things off shall we? "Kiss My Ass" brings up the rear and was pretty much universally decreed to be last place because that's where it sat for basically the entire submission process. The one dissenter is Troublemaker who actually loses his #1 song right here, in dead last. This song predates K. Michelle's breakthrough era and is one of the few releases in her career that she skipped out on making a music video for. With the exception of that sole #1, it got a collective yawn from most participants, and we knock out 4 of y'all's last place ranks right off the bat. "The streets be talking bout what you do And that girl be running her mouth too Why your side chick acting crazy? Calling my phone more than you lately Maybe she can pay that bill too"
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jtd Thee Stallion
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Post by jtd Thee Stallion on May 31, 2018 23:18:51 GMT -5
The only song here I genuinely hate lmao
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Post by SHOOTER on May 31, 2018 23:19:42 GMT -5
This song is a whole entire MOOD some days!
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Post by Wave. on May 31, 2018 23:20:59 GMT -5
Kiss My Ass🤷🏽♂️
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on May 31, 2018 23:22:27 GMT -5
I realized I jumped right into posting last place without putting up a questionnaire and I always enjoy seeing what people speculate about without knowing the results, so I'm gonna go ahead and do that now before it's truly too late! Answer these if you feel so compelled to do so, as they're fun to look back on. <3 1) What do you think will end up Top 5? Bottom 5? 2) What song(s) do you think has the best chance of being #1? 3) Do you think your personal #1 has a shot at winning? 4) Which of her 4 album eras do you think will be the first to lose all its songs? 5) Any other predictions?
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Post by Leo ✔ on May 31, 2018 23:24:54 GMT -5
lol
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Troublemaker
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Post by Troublemaker on May 31, 2018 23:26:28 GMT -5
I'm done with all of y'all...
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Post by SHOOTER on May 31, 2018 23:32:26 GMT -5
1) What do you think will end up Top 5? Can’t Raise a Man, VSOP, Love Em All and two of her other singles. Bottom 5? Kiss My Ass, Pay My Bills (because uncultured heauxs), A Mother’s Prayer, I Just Wanna, Fakin It (because it wasn’t appreciated in its time so why would it here?)2) What song(s) do you think has the best chance of being #1? Can’t Raise a Man or VSOP3) Do you think your personal #1 has a shot at winning? Not so much but top-5 would be ideal! 4) Which of her 4 album eras do you think will be the first to lose all its songs? More Issues Than Vogue5) Any other predictions? I predict I will be cussing heauxs out aplenty.
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Post by castleoblivion26 on May 31, 2018 23:33:40 GMT -5
I wanted to like this song because there were parts of it that sounded like it could actually be good and then it crashed and burned. Only reason it isn't last is because there were a couple songs I did not care for at all. I also only listened to everything like 3 times (a couple songs I listened to more than that though).
Interested to see how poorly I do lmao I had never heard of her until the beginning of the week
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on May 31, 2018 23:41:30 GMT -5
For our second-to-last place, one of Kimberly's studio records takes its first hit, with the culprit being "I Don't Like Me" from her debut effort, Rebellious Soul. We take out another poster's #32 rank here and a handful of bottom 5s go with it, but there is also a Top 5 rank and a handful of Top 20 ranks that go with it. "I Don't Like Me" is a simple and short piano & strings ballad that finds Kimberly battling with self worth. She turns in a pretty vocal here, but ultimately based on the rankings, this didn't appear to be highly regarded as a favorite from her debut as it basically stayed hovering in the bottom 5. "Laying in this bed with this man I know it's sex, but I wish it was more Praying when he get out this bed He'll feel the same way he did before But I know good damn well when he walks out of that door I ain't gon' hear from him anymore"
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Post by Leo ✔ on May 31, 2018 23:42:35 GMT -5
Oh yeah this was the most boring of her songs and I didn't remember how it goes.
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Post by Wave. on May 31, 2018 23:42:37 GMT -5
Y'all know me and ballads.😥
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Post by Ty on May 31, 2018 23:44:17 GMT -5
Me: This one...is a bore from start to finish. (put it on #32)
Also me two minutes later: "Maybe sheeee can pay that bill tooooooo"
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Post by Ty on May 31, 2018 23:46:29 GMT -5
"I Don't Like Me" is kinda cute though. I ranked it low but genuinely think it's a good song.
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Post by SHOOTER on May 31, 2018 23:57:24 GMT -5
I’ll take that perfect ranking, thank you!
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Jun 1, 2018 0:03:34 GMT -5
The next two songs tied and so I had to break them by highest rank, but the two highest ranks on both songs were the same so it was ultimately broken by the third highest rank.
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Post by SHOOTER on Jun 1, 2018 0:04:46 GMT -5
Was that easier than going based off the SD?
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Post by bboat11 on Jun 1, 2018 0:06:32 GMT -5
Was that easier than going based off the SD? Poor primofudedor doesn't know how to type =STDEV into his spreadsheets :'(
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Post by SHOOTER on Jun 1, 2018 0:08:29 GMT -5
Was that easier than going based off the SD? Poor primofudedor doesn't know how to type =STDEV into his spreadsheets :'( or use the AVG function :kii: but I don’t include any fancy graphs in mine and have no clue how to calculate closeness so I don’t judge.
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Jun 1, 2018 0:20:36 GMT -5
This one tied with the next song out, but lost the tie-breaker because its first second third highest rank was the lower of the two. Both wound up 313 points, so they finished only narrowly ahead of "I Don't Like Me" in the end. We go back to pre-breakthrough Kimberly with "Fakin' It," a collaboration with Missy Elliott from her mixtape What's the 901? It's an uptempo song about Kimberly not feeling the spark from her man, but she fakes it so good that he has no idea. Apparently she didn't convince enough of y'all though because we see it bowing out close to the bottom, propped up by two Top 10 ranks, but drug down by several low ranks, including another poster's #32. "I'm so bad, I be dancin' on the mattress But I'm so good, I should be-become an actress I should win an Oscar for best supportin' actor I be like Sally, he really, really like me"
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Post by SHOOTER on Jun 1, 2018 0:21:22 GMT -5
Heauxs and their trash taste ruin everything!
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Jun 1, 2018 0:25:28 GMT -5
Was that easier than going based off the SD? Poor primofudedor doesn't know how to type =STDEV into his spreadsheets Girl, if you don't leave!
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Post by Ty on Jun 1, 2018 0:34:00 GMT -5
Smh at her ratchet anthems going so fast. I can see the future of "Pay My Bills".
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Post by SHOOTER on Jun 1, 2018 0:35:59 GMT -5
Smh at her ratchet anthems going so fast. I can see the future of "Pay My Bills". This is what happens when our lazy ass urban crew doesn’t band together!
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Jun 1, 2018 0:36:14 GMT -5
And the song on the winning end of the tie-breaker is "I Just Wanna," another simple piano ballad. This one is a bit of a 180 from "I Don't Like Me" in that instead of Kimberly finding herself wanting more, she's drawing the line at wanting "sex that doesn't mean a thing." What wasn't a 180 were the ranks, because just like the songs before it, there were a few high ranking anomalies, but generally speaking, the crowd wasn't too into this one. We wipe out two posters' #32 ranks with this one, but also another pair of Top 10s in the process. "Damn, I love my life So why is everybody being so uptight? I told y'all from the start, K. Michelle ain't bout that life Cause I'm a little scared of commitment, but tonight I'm committed to your body"
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Post by Ty on Jun 1, 2018 0:38:52 GMT -5
Cause I just wanna f**k and not fall in love I'm over all the pain that love can bring Tonight I want sex that doesn't mean a thing That don't make me no slut, I have my needs"A Mother's Prayer" over this = Caucasity in a K. Michelle rankdown!
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