Go Kelly Go: The Kelly Rowland Rankdown (Winner Revealed!)

[SHOOTER]

Look...

1. SHOOTER
2. Ty
3. Kanenrá:ke
4. George
5. .indulgecountry
6. #LisaRinna
7. wavey.
8. 🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲
9. Az Paynter
10. Troublemaker
11. jtd Thee Stallion
12. wavey.
13. 🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾
14. fearlessarrow

Just waiting on Linnethia Monique and possibly maybe IDK tho cuz chile Fat Ass Kelly Price's lists - once they are in, this will roll out!

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{Rowland Stones}Albie alexcuse CF15 @doinktheclown fearlessarrow Exclusive .indulgecountry born Mr. Thonk Eyes jtd Thee Stallion Zeebz @levitation Mayman Nick P samo🦕 Rose "Payola" Nylund Zach owenlovesmusic wavey. @antigonerising God bat1990 Janhova's Witness #LisaRinna andrewantonio 🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 singingrulebritannia Unhinged newpower Ginger Spice tinawina Linnethia Monique Troublemaker Mirago Glove Slap Fat Ass Kelly Price @doinktheclown stunnedout

[Az Paynter]

Who are the other two Waves

[Fat Ass Kelly Price]

Let me stop being lazy. Give me 24 hours.

[SHOOTER]

Feb 11, 2019 12:51:19 GMT -5 Fat Ass Kelly Price said:

Let me stop being lazy. Give me 24 hours.

Linnethia Monique where you at? I know you could rank 2/3 of this list in your sleep like I did!

[Ty]

So we'll all pretend the new song "Crown" doesn't exist. Perfect!

[#LisaRinna]

Feb 11, 2019 13:22:27 GMT -5 Ty said:

So we'll all pretend the new song "Crown" doesn't exist. Perfect!

Does it?

[SHOOTER]

Feb 11, 2019 12:51:19 GMT -5 Fat Ass Kelly Price said:

Let me stop being lazy. Give me 24 hours.

Almost...

1. SHOOTER
2. Ty
3. Kanenrá:ke
4. George
5. .indulgecountry
6. #LisaRinna
7. wavey.
8. 🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲
9. Az Paynter
10. Troublemaker
11. jtd Thee Stallion
12. 🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾
13. fearlessarrow
14. Linnethia Monique

Best case scenario: reveals can start tomorrow but I'd say Wednesday just to be safe as I'm still powering through the caucasity while entering lists. This will commence this week regardless!

[.indulgecountry]

Feb 18, 2019 16:06:41 GMT -5 SHOOTER said:

Feb 11, 2019 12:51:19 GMT -5 Fat Ass Kelly Price said:

Let me stop being lazy. Give me 24 hours.

Almost...

7. wavey.
12. wavey.  (still incomplete)

wavey. bew what are you doing lol

[SHOOTER]

Kelly Rpwland : The Rankdown

1. SHOOTER
2. Ty
3. Kanenrá:ke
4. George
5. .indulgecountry
6. #LisaRinna
7. wavey.
8. 🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲
9. Az Paynter
10. Troublemaker
11. jtd Thee Stallion
12. 🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾
13. fearlessarrow
14. Linnethia Monique

If Kelly's fat ass surfaces sometimes between now and tomorrow afternoon, it'll be 15 but I'm determined to kick this off tomorrow evening at the latest! In the meantime, feel free to make your best guesses below.

1. Which songs should be a top-5 lock?

2. Which songs are you hoping to see exit quickly?

3. What will have the highest and lowest SD(s)?

4. How far do you think "Dilemma" will go?

5. If not "Dilemma", which Kelly collaboration do you think will go the distance?

6. Did caucasity prevail? Guess how many Becky Rowland bops made the top-10! (Commander; Daylight; Dilemma; Forever and a Day; I Know What You Did Last Summer; Rose Colored Glasses; Stole; Train on a Track; What a Feeling; When Love Takes Over)

7. Favorite discovery/re-discovery (if any)?

[Kanenrá:ke]

1. Which songs should be a top-5 lock?
I'm surprisingly out of tune with what a typical Kelly fan likes so I have no idea. I'd hope "Motivation" is a lock but I'm in the dark here.

Can't reall answer the other questions lol

[.indulgecountry]

1. Which songs should be a top-5 lock? "Motivation" and "Dilemma" are probably locks since they're her biggest hits. Gonna guess "Commander" has a good shot of being up there too due to its popularity on Pulse from what I remember. Maybe "Stole" and "Work" too?

2. Which songs are you hoping to see exit quickly? Most of those random collaborations that I didn't even know existed before this rankdown can go.

3. What will have the highest and lowest SD(s)? High: "Lay It on Me" or "Kisses Down Low" maybe? // Low: "Motivation" on the top end, and some of those random collabos on the other end

4. How far do you think "Dilemma" will go? Probably Top 5, but I hope it doesn't win.

5. If not "Dilemma", which Kelly collaboration do you think will go the distance? "Motivation" better win, so that!

6. Did caucasity prevail? Guess how many Becky Rowland bops made the top-10! (Commander; Daylight; Dilemma; Forever and a Day; I Know What You Did Last Summer; Rose Colored Glasses; Stole; Train on a Track; What a Feeling; When Love Takes Over) Gonna guess 4, consisting of "Commander," "Dilemma," "Stole," and "When Love Takes Over." I don't see any of the others being strong top 10 contenders.

7. Favorite discovery/re-discovery (if any)? Being reminded of how good "Still in Love with My Ex" is. Idk if I remembered "Comeback" either and I loved that one. Most of the discoveries I had were the awful collabs she did like that song with Tinie Tempah, i.e., and I could've gone without knowing those existed for the most part.

[Albie]

Damn it. Tag me for reveals please

[SHOOTER]

Feb 19, 2019 0:29:25 GMT -5 Albie said:

Damn it. Tag me for reveals please

Y’all had

[#LisaRinna]

SHOOTER please wait for more lists, such as Albie and other procrastinating ass bitches. "Dilemma" will be #1.

Kelendria should've gotten more love!

[SHOOTER]

Feb 19, 2019 6:20:20 GMT -5 #LisaRinna said:

SHOOTER please wait for more lists, such as Albie and other procrastinating ass bitches. "Dilemma" will be #1.

Kelendria should've gotten more love!

If Albie can get hers together and submit it today, I’ll wait.

Fat Ass Kelly Price‘s list is an unsolved mystery cuz she asked for 24 hours about... 168 hours ago.

[Ty]

1. Which songs should be a top-5 lock?
"Dillema", "Motivations". While I hope "Can't Nobody" can make it this far, I won't be surprised if it's "Work", "Like This" and "When Love Takes Over" instead.


2. Which songs are you hoping to see exit quickly?
(sigh) There are a lot of them. Some stupid dance collaborations that I can't remember their names. And the uninspired snoozefest "Daylight".


3. What will have the highest and lowest SD(s)?
Likely something from Here I Am e.g. "Commander".


4. How far do you think "Dilemma" will go?
I tanked it a lil bit as I see basic bitches will push it into the Top 10 or even Top 5.


5. If not "Dilemma", which Kelly collaboration do you think will go the distance?
"Motivation", "When Love Takes Over" and "Like This".


6. Did caucasity prevail? Guess how many Becky Rowland bops made the top-10! (Commander; Daylight; Dilemma; Forever and a Day; I Know What You Did Last Summer; Rose Colored Glasses; Stole; Train on a Track; What a Feeling; When Love Takes Over)
I don't know, but I think "Rose Colored Glasses", "Stole", "When Love Takes Over" are all good songs


7. Favorite discovery/re-discovery (if any)?
"CAN'T NOBODY"!

[Albie]

Feb 19, 2019 11:38:09 GMT -5 SHOOTER said:

Feb 19, 2019 6:20:20 GMT -5 #LisaRinna said:

SHOOTER please wait for more lists, such as Albie and other procrastinating ass bitches. "Dilemma" will be #1.

Kelendria should've gotten more love!

If Albie can get hers together and submit it today, I’ll wait.

Fat Ass Kelly Price‘s list is an unsolved mystery cuz she asked for 24 hours about... 168 hours ago.

yeah...don't wait on me. I'm drowning today. But do tag me for reveals please!

[Deleted]

I love Dilemma and admittedly it would have been my 1, but I don't think it is right for it to win because it is more of a Nelly song than a Kelly song. On a Kelly Rankdown, and all other Rankdowns of artists, I always think the winner should be a song from that main artist instead of a feature.

[Kanenrá:ke]

Feb 19, 2019 14:02:49 GMT -5 @levitation said:

I love Dilemma and admittedly it would have been my 1, but I don't think it is right for it to win because it is more of a Nelly song than a Kelly song. On a Kelly Rankdown, and all other Rankdowns of artists, I always think the winner should be a song from that main artist instead of a feature.

I always take that into consideration. I just finished a different artist's rankdown and while my favorite song was only a feature I didn't put it at the top it went somewhere in the middle.

[SHOOTER]

👀

Is this thing on?

[Az Paynter]

It's… blinking.

[SHOOTER]

Well my laptop just had to force restart and update right as I finished the calculations but, in the meantime, I was able to throw together some quick graphics for the bottom-12.

If you're up/around, feel free to guess which collaboration came in dead last at #40 with the 11th-lowest SD; two top-20 rankings vs. ten bottom-10.

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{Rowland Stones}
Albie
Az Paynter
Linnethia Monique
George
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾
fearlessarrow
Troublemaker
.indulgecountry
Kanenrá:ke
jtd Thee Stallion
🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲
#LisaRinna
Fat Ass Kelly Price
Ty
wavey.

[Az Paynter]

I'm thinking one of Tiziano/Madcon/Jacob Whitesides for #40. Or the 'Dilemma' sequel no-one needed.

[SHOOTER]

Feb 20, 2019 0:28:17 GMT -5 Az Paynter said:

I'm thinking one of Tiziano/Madcon/Jacob Whitesides for #40. Or the 'Dilemma' sequel no-one needed.

Just WAIT for some of these rankings.

[SHOOTER]

Tortured by you, oh, sweet torture!
I am a pirate, love my fortune
The walls have fallen now, the key is yours to turn
I'm breathing...





🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 : 16
George : 20

Troublemaker : 26

.indulgecountry : 36

fearlessarrow : 38
Kanenrá:ke : 38
Linnethia Monique : 39
jtd Thee Stallion : 39
Az Paynter : 40
🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲 : 40
#LisaRinna : 40
SHOOTER : 40
Ty : 40
wavey. : 40


Audience
Albie
Fat Ass Kelly Price

Breathe Gentle was the third single released from gay Italian pop star Tiziano Ferro's fourth album, Alla mia età (At My Age), in 2009 (the year prior to his coming out). It peaked at #1 on the Italian airplay charts, #2 on the Italian singles chart and was certified Gold (the album was certified Diamond).

Surprisingly, #LisaRinna was not one of the two to rank this song inside their top-20. Not a Tiziano fan, Mario? :kii:

[Az Paynter]

Starting off this rankdown RIGHT, P-P-P-P-PERFECT RANKING!

[SHOOTER]

#39 has the second-lowest SD; only two of the 14 ranked this collaboration inside their top-30.

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{Rowland Stones}
Albie
Az Paynter
Linnethia Monique
George
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾
fearlessarrow
Troublemaker
.indulgecountry
Kanenrá:ke
jtd Thee Stallion
🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲
#LisaRinna
Fat Ass Kelly Price
Ty
wavey.

[Az Paynter]

Feb 20, 2019 0:28:17 GMT -5 Az Paynter said:

I'm thinking one of Tiziano/Madcon/Jacob Whitesides for #40. Or the 'Dilemma' sequel no-one needed.

[SHOOTER]

There was a blanket covering everything you never said
We were Atlantis, all of the sunken ships inside of there
Under the water, under the water
We lost blood...





George : 24
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 : 30

.indulgecountry : 31
Kanenrá:ke : 31
fearlessarrow : 33
wavey. : 35
Az Paynter : 36
🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲 : 36
SHOOTER : 36

Linnethia Monique : 38
Troublemaker : 38
jtd Thee Stallion : 38
#LisaRinna : 39
Ty : 39

Audience
Albie
Fat Ass Kelly Price

Proof that Kelly is the R&B equivalent of Snoop Dogg because she will literally collaborate with anybody who asks. To this day, I still have zero clue who Jacob Whitesides is or what else he's recorded aside from this random AF song.

[🇯🇲 dollybaby 🇯🇲]

Wow, I hit #40 right on the spot!