kamala 2024 truther
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Post by kamala 2024 truther on Mar 17, 2024 17:18:25 GMT -5
Yeah guys, get it together. Even I submitted my list tonight lol Oh wow, you know you’re slacking when even Flops is waiting on you!
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Post by castleoblivion26 on Mar 17, 2024 17:32:56 GMT -5
I got my list in this morning. Sorry for getting this done so late, been crazy busy
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 18, 2024 23:33:29 GMT -5
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 23, 2024 17:19:22 GMT -5
"I was a glutton at the banquet and I spilt the finest wine Trod the pyramids and ruins of Angkor And I kissed the Mona Lisa and had breakfast with the king And I touched the nerves of nature in the raw"
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 23, 2024 17:21:37 GMT -5
The lone outside cut from Palomino, Miranda Lambert dug into the well of Mick Jagger for this cover of "Wandering Spirit." It's a very brazen, loud, and jangly song that Miranda's known to include on her records, but not one that many fans gravitate towards and this was no exception as it planted itself firmly at the bottom of the rankings. Seven of the 16 lists submitted put this dead last, and thus receive a perfect rank to start out! Only two people had this song in their top half, a pair of #6s from schnetzka and LBTrocks.
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.indulgecountry
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"You left a mark on my face // And brought a dozen red flags in a vase"
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 23, 2024 17:26:13 GMT -5
"She was the Belle of Biloxi back in her day Shreveport sailing all the way to the bank She was fish net fancy for a buffet line Had the same red carpet since '79 And she was ha-ha staying alive"
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.indulgecountry
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"You left a mark on my face // And brought a dozen red flags in a vase"
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 23, 2024 17:29:14 GMT -5
Miranda Lambert included one collaboration on Palomino, and of all the choices she had in the music industry to call up, she somehow wound up with The B-52's of all acts on this. The result of that is "Music City Queen," a very funky number that leans into the quirky nature of her collaborators' work, which made for another polarizing cut on the record. I personally think this song is a total hoot, and a few others placed it even higher than me. OTOH, it landed with four #15s and a whole slew of bottom 3s.
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 23, 2024 17:38:32 GMT -5
"It's a stranger, it's a dollar, it's my name on a big marquee It's a million miles away, and it's right in front of me"
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 23, 2024 17:41:28 GMT -5
We have a sizable jump up from the bottom 2 to "Pursuit of Happiness," which came in with a nearly 30-point lead over our last reveal. This one was mine and SHOOTER's last place, and it received a lot of bottom 5 ranks as well, but unlike the prior two songs, this one actually managed a few top 5s! 🌺CountryLineDancer and Darkest Hour take the first hits to their top 5. I like this song a lot, but it's always been the one song on the record that I connect with the least. It feels *almost* filler-ish by Miranda's high standards, but it's just a B-level song... just on an album stacked with A-level material imo.
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.indulgecountry
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"You left a mark on my face // And brought a dozen red flags in a vase"
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 23, 2024 17:46:32 GMT -5
"Carol Jean, she's the chicken egg queen Yeah, she started with a dozen, now she's living the dream She's a bad motherclucker with a house on the hill Rides her hens around town in a Coup de Ville"
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.indulgecountry
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"You left a mark on my face // And brought a dozen red flags in a vase"
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 23, 2024 17:49:28 GMT -5
"Country Money" is a BOP and I'm shocked it did this poorly. This is just such a fun little ditty, with Miranda celebrating and glorifying female countryfolk as these badass entrepreneurs who have the $$ even if they don't look like it. It's a really interesting topic that feels very Miranda lyrically. It wound up being rather polarizing though and despite a pocket of top half support, including a #2 from schnetzka and #3 from austin, this one got more bottom 5s than anything. Leo ✔ and castleoblivion26 lose their #15 here.
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wavey.
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Post by wavey. on Mar 23, 2024 18:23:14 GMT -5
🤯🤯🤯 what
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.indulgecountry
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"You left a mark on my face // And brought a dozen red flags in a vase"
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 25, 2024 21:35:08 GMT -5
"I'll take a couple memories, but I won't stay behind I'll never be a number on a population sign"
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.indulgecountry
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"You left a mark on my face // And brought a dozen red flags in a vase"
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 25, 2024 21:37:27 GMT -5
"Tourist" is a upbeat little traveling tune, which I've always found myself comparing to "Scenes" on the record (which I prefer -- and it does better here, so I'm not alone). That said, this is a solid song, just falls to the back of the pack on an otherwise really competitive album. It did pick up a pair of #3 ranks from wavey. and 🌺CountryLineDancer, though it landed bottom half for the majority of the participant pool, including Leo ✔'s #14.
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.indulgecountry
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Best Country Poster 2011, 2017, & 2018
"You left a mark on my face // And brought a dozen red flags in a vase"
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 25, 2024 21:42:27 GMT -5
"For the belt buckle shiner, she's starting all the fires in her Levi jeans For the one who doesn't come here anymore 'cause he's getting over me For the one stirring up her emotions in the ice with her fingertips She showed up with somebody but that ain't who she's leaving with"
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.indulgecountry
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Best Country Poster 2011, 2017, & 2018
"You left a mark on my face // And brought a dozen red flags in a vase"
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 25, 2024 21:45:06 GMT -5
"Jukebox" is classic Miranda songwriting and done masterfully, though it doesn't stand out to me as one of the more "grabby" songs on the record, so it fell near the back of my list. It's a really well done song though and had a collection of support at the top with six top-half ranks, including Leo ✔'s #2. LBTrocks loses his last place rank this time.
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Leo ✔
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Post by Leo ✔ on Mar 25, 2024 21:52:01 GMT -5
nooooooooo
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kamala 2024 truther
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Post by kamala 2024 truther on Mar 25, 2024 22:06:41 GMT -5
Absolutely love “Jukebox.” In an alternate reality, that song went to #1 on radio and became a staple in her discography. It’s MirLam at her finest.
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Post by kluen on Mar 25, 2024 22:36:57 GMT -5
"Jukebox" is classic Miranda songwriting and done masterfully, though it doesn't stand out to me as one of the more "grabby" songs on the record, so it fell near the back of my list. It's a really well done song though and had a collection of support at the top with six top-half ranks, including Leo ✔ 's #2. LBTrocks loses his last place rank this time. totally agree good,standard miranda song
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SHOOTER
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Post by SHOOTER on Mar 26, 2024 0:28:49 GMT -5
I love Country Money (as I do the whole album) but I knew Pulse would tank it bc they hate fun.
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LBTrocks
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Post by LBTrocks on Mar 26, 2024 1:08:38 GMT -5
"Jukebox" is boring but not outright bad. Easy last place for me tho.
The rest of the songs on the album are jams, lol
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schnetzka
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Post by schnetzka on Mar 26, 2024 5:42:29 GMT -5
It bothers me how she pronounces the title of the song in "Tourist". To my ears, it sounds like she is saying "terist" lol. It's most likely her southern coming through but it still catches me off guard every time haha.
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Darkest Hour
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Post by Darkest Hour on Mar 26, 2024 9:27:22 GMT -5
She generally has solid taste for covers and collaborations in her albums, so idk why she made the songs that end up bottom two here.
Pursuit of Happiness and especially That's What Makes the Jukebox Play are way too low. Country pulse just don't appreciate moody atmospheric music very well, which is sad because this is a great successor of Dark Bars from the previous album.
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 26, 2024 22:17:17 GMT -5
Pursuit of Happiness and especially That's What Makes the Jukebox Play are way too low. Country pulse just don't appreciate moody atmospheric music very well, which is sad because this is a great successor of Dark Bars from the previous album. "Dark Bars" outserved I fear.
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 30, 2024 16:45:55 GMT -5
"Is he praying for rain out in West Texas? Is he lost in the Marfa lights? Is he out there looking for me Wishing I was in his arms tonight?"
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 30, 2024 16:49:37 GMT -5
"In His Arms," one of three cuts ("Waxahachie" and "Geraldene" being the others) lifted from the stripped back The Marfa Tapes and fleshed out into fully-produced tracks for Palomino, is the first to bow out. This is the one that changed the least probably from its initial version as it is still a more sparse production. It's a pleasant track with a great smooth warm vocal from MirLam. Four posters lose a top 5, including kluen's #2 rank. LBTrocks loses his #14 here.
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kamala 2024 truther
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Post by kamala 2024 truther on Mar 30, 2024 17:02:09 GMT -5
Oh this deserves Top 5 I fear. What a beautiful track that should’ve been a single.
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schnetzka
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Post by schnetzka on Mar 30, 2024 17:13:57 GMT -5
"For the belt buckle shiner, she's starting all the fires in her Levi jeans A couple days late here but, look at Beyoncé taking inspiration from our fellow country girl.
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 30, 2024 17:45:59 GMT -5
"For the belt buckle shiner, she's starting all the fires in her Levi jeans A couple days late here but, look at Beyoncé taking inspiration from our fellow country girl. Out of everyone in the mainstream country sphere, MirLam is the one I was most hopeful would pop up in some capacity on Bey's album. Being a fellow Texan and singing her praises for years as one of her fave artists. It would've been perfection. </3
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Mar 30, 2024 18:37:04 GMT -5
"Then I moved on to the KOA Met an old hippie named Katie with a K Went skinny dipping in Havasu Lake Anything to forget about you"
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