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Post by Sambalada on Sept 15, 2020 21:08:05 GMT -5
Haha 7 Years peaked at #10 on my personal chart in 2016. Further prove this song was tailored for middle school ers
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Post by Beno on Sept 15, 2020 21:08:16 GMT -5
Bruh๐ค if you tanked๐ฅถ๐ณmy boy gnash๐ฏ๐ช๐คand my girl Olivia๐ฅฐ๐๐ค๐ซ then I guess๐ฏ๐ค๐i hate u๐คข๐ต๐นnah jk๐คช๐๐i love u๐๐ฅฐ๐๐๐
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Post by fearlessarrow on Sept 15, 2020 21:08:46 GMT -5
Haha 7 Years peaked at #10 on my personal chart in 2016. Further prove this song was tailored for middle school ers This shade towards college me charting "7 Years" :(
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Post by anthony11554 on Sept 15, 2020 21:08:57 GMT -5
i don't even know what ya'll are talking about rn but it seems intresting
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Post by Red on Sept 15, 2020 21:09:06 GMT -5
#94 PREVIEW
Stats #1s: 0 Top 5s: 0 Top 10s: 1 Top 25s: 4 Top Halves: 7 Bottom 20s: 33 Bottom 10s: 18 Bottom 5s: 6 #100s: 1
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2020 21:09:19 GMT -5
Bruh๐ค if you tanked๐ฅถ๐ณmy boy gnash๐ฏ๐ช๐คand my girl Olivia๐ฅฐ๐๐ค๐ซ then I guess๐ฏ๐ค๐i hate u๐คข๐ต๐นnah jk๐คช๐๐i love u๐๐ฅฐ๐๐๐
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2020 21:09:27 GMT -5
Why does everybody hate 7 years lol. I mean it's not good but it's not bad either imo. In order to understand 7 Years, you really need to understand the meaning behind the lyrics. So let me guys help you understand. I'm very good at this. Almost as good as Lukas Graham is at writing.
When I was 7 my mother told me to make friends or else I'll be lonely. Unfortunately, I picked a really s**tty set of friends and we were doing drugs and drinking by the time I was 11. We weren't rich so we were out to make money. Mind you, we're all kids so this doesn't even make sense unless we are either running lemonade stands and delivering papers, or committing petty thefts and robberies. I could tell you which one, but what is the fun in that? After I turned 11 my dad told me I needed to get me a wife or else I'll be lonely, because that's totally something an 11 year old needs to be concerned about. I wanted to be like my dad though, so I started writing songs even though the idea of it was kind of boring since the only people who will ever really know me are the people I am close to. This might actually be a critique of the concept of celebrity, but it might also just be that I thought songwriting was boring. The fact that I couldn't be bothered to construct this verse well enough to clarify probably indicates the latter. When I was 20 my story got told...by me, but I forgot to mention that because I unnecessarily slipped into passive voice and forgot to include a prepositional phrase to complete the sentence. Anyway, I was kind of lonely at the age of 20 - I must not have found that wife dad was talking about yet - but I didn't believe in failure. After all, even a nobody who thinks songwriting and/or being famous is boring can blow up and become famous for his songwriting one day. E.g. this song. I still had some of my friends around at this time. Some of them fell out of favor though. Maybe they fell out of favor with me, maybe they fell out of favor with the law, maybe they fell out of favor with God and he smote them all. I don't have time to clarify that point for you right now. But if we don't meet before I leave, I hope I'll see you later. Now when I say "you," I'm presumably talking not to you, the listener, but to these out of favor chaps who may or may not be in jail or my social circle but of whom I am still fond enough that hopefully we speak again before I become famous and leave town. However, it is possible that I don't have a clue who I'm talking to here. I totally forgot that this all happened when I *was* 20, so now I'm talking in present tense when everything else in this song has been in past tense. I might just be saying I hope to see them again before I die, or will meet up with them again in the afterlife...eh, no, let's stick with "I don't have a clue who I'm talking to here." But I digress; let's get back to the past. I was writing about everything I saw at the age of 20. But in case you haven't caught on by now, I prefer to tell you about my stories rather than actually tell you the f**king story, so don't expect any elaboration on anything I saw. Let me tell you this though: I'll be 30 soon! Me and my boys have sold some music and toured all over the world, and we're still going! Ain't no stopping us now, we're on the move! Somehow I'm still learning new stuff every day. Can you believe that there is actually still stuff to learn at this age? My wife/girlfriend had some kids and now I can sing them songs about stories. Not songs that tell a story, just songs about stories, and songs about telling stories. It is my favorite subject matter. So much better than any actual story. I'm still friends with most of my boys, but some of them are still out there looking for that come up. I had to leave some behind for reasons I do not care to disclose, lest I slip up and tell you a real story. Sorry, guys. Soon I will be 60, because once you're almost 30, 60 is right around the corner! There are no pit stops on the way to old, man. My dad died when he was 61. Life is better when you reminisce. I must tell you though, I don't really have time to tell you any cool stories about my dad right now. So let's just take this second to remember how old he was when he died. I wrote a guy a letter once and it made him so happy. Nope, not gonna tell you what was in the letter. I hope when I'm old my kids come to visit me once or twice a month. Will I be bitter when I'm 60? Or will my kids actually show up once in a while and make me feel all right about life? When I was 7 my mother told me to make friends or else I'll be lonely. She apparently also told me that the best way to end a story is by repeating the first line from the beginning of your story. What she didn't tell me? How to tell a story.
And that is why 7 Years is a piece of s**t. You're welcome.
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Post by Leo โ on Sept 15, 2020 21:09:28 GMT -5
I'm not proud of the days when I let "7 Years" peak at #7 on my personal chart and I was proud of myself for charting it before it hit big in the US... GURL It almost hit #1 on my chart, but got stuck at 2 during 2 weeks Thanks deleted Lopez and Sia who blocked them
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2020 21:09:51 GMT -5
Member when Grammys had Kelseaโs first performance be a mash-up? It made it sound like sheโs calling Lukas a manchild.
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Post by Mylo13 ๐ on Sept 15, 2020 21:10:06 GMT -5
Byeeeeeee won't miss this song lol. Hoping that more low ranks follow
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Post by stallie on Sept 15, 2020 21:10:56 GMT -5
Somebody has to give the highest votes! ๐
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Post by M5 on Sept 15, 2020 21:11:15 GMT -5
Please not ari next. Hopefully ari can have all 3 in the upper half.
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Post by Mylo13 ๐ on Sept 15, 2020 21:11:43 GMT -5
Please not ari next. Hopefully ari can have all 3 in the upper half. I disagree, let's have all three Ariana songs bottom ten please <3
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2020 21:11:45 GMT -5
guys how do i go in the vents like orange did?
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Post by Leo โ on Sept 15, 2020 21:11:46 GMT -5
Please not ari next. Hopefully ari can have all 3 in the upper half. All her songs are bottom 20, Nostradamus told me on a dream... Or was I high? nvm, I'm speaking the truth.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2020 21:12:32 GMT -5
Who even likes Ariola Grenade anyways
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Post by M5 on Sept 15, 2020 21:13:08 GMT -5
Please not ari next. Hopefully ari can have all 3 in the upper half. All her songs are bottom 20, Nostradamus told me on a dream... Or was I high? nvm, I'm speaking the truth. Not when I'm participating.
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Post by M5 on Sept 15, 2020 21:14:07 GMT -5
Who even likes Ariola Grenade anyways I do. Maybe because she has an amazing voice. Listen to her live. Its insane.
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Post by willapted33 on Sept 15, 2020 21:14:26 GMT -5
-2 to 95
this MUST be into you
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Post by Leo โ on Sept 15, 2020 21:14:29 GMT -5
All her songs are bottom 20, Nostradamus told me on a dream... Or was I high? nvm, I'm speaking the truth. Not when I'm participating.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2020 21:14:53 GMT -5
Who even likes Ariola Grenade anyways I do. Maybe because she has an amazing voice. Listen to her live. Its insane.
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Post by Red on Sept 15, 2020 21:15:58 GMT -5
And now, ladies and gentlemen, my secret shame.
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Post by lyhom on Sept 15, 2020 21:16:17 GMT -5
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Post by walt91 on Sept 15, 2020 21:16:21 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2020 21:16:30 GMT -5
you've heard of florida man, now get ready for georgia man
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Post by fearlessarrow on Sept 15, 2020 21:16:53 GMT -5
"H.O.L.Y." is good for FGL standards but still it's FGL so... meh.
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Post by maine on Sept 15, 2020 21:16:56 GMT -5
"7 Years" is the most abysmal song to ever exist.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2020 21:17:01 GMT -5
I mean, they suck and the acronym thing is some purely white shit, but this is like one of their tolerable songs.
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Post by M5 on Sept 15, 2020 21:17:13 GMT -5
I do. Maybe because she has an amazing voice. Listen to her live. Its insane. Maybe actually go listen to her live. You'll hear what about her voice is so special.
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Post by Leo โ on Sept 15, 2020 21:17:32 GMT -5
really?? there are worst offenders still in...
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