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Post by Fire on Feb 2, 2021 19:22:25 GMT -5
the chorus of one margarita is so bad it actually made me laugh, that alone made me rank it as high as i did
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Post by raylatch98 on Feb 2, 2021 19:22:57 GMT -5
I get the hatred for "One Margarita" but I just love the melody in the chorus and it is such a catchy song for me. Honestly I am just happy it made it this far.
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Post by kamala 2024 truther on Feb 2, 2021 19:24:57 GMT -5
"Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye" Luke Bryan is unfortunately never coming back, I'm all but convinced I hope you'll join his rankdowns either way. "Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye" Luke has diamonds in his catalog. And yes I said rankdowns, plural. I hope to have an album series for him after the singles rankdown. (But not for *quite* some time after lol) "One Margarita" is catchy as hell but among this list it holds NO candle to anything but most of what I put under it.
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Post by Darkest Hour on Feb 2, 2021 19:25:32 GMT -5
I'll gladly take the two perfect rankings. Surprised One Margarita isn't left first... And how come that song has a top 2?
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Post by wrip on Feb 2, 2021 19:25:56 GMT -5
This song just really irritates me if I'm being honest lol
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 2, 2021 19:27:05 GMT -5
It's back-to-back eliminations for Luke Bryan, much to the joy of Mayman and wrip who both lose their last place finally! Unfortunately HeyHeyHey gets to suffer the first top 2 loss of the rankdown :'( raylatch98 joins him with the first hit to his top 10. Those extreme highs and extreme lows were able to get this to be our 4th-most polarizing song though, so that's kinda cool! "One Margarita" isn't actively terrible to me, it's just bland as all heck. Luke has never been a very charismatic vocalist, and so this song is meant to sound like a summertime party anthem, but instead it feels completely devoid of energy. Hate on Kenny Chesney all you want (I know several people do! Lol), but he had an undeniable ability to put out an energetic summertime anthem whether you liked them or not. Luke's similar attempts always just feel sooooo bland by comparison...
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Post by .indulgecountry on Feb 2, 2021 19:27:08 GMT -5
Oh we're off to a great start tonight I see!! 2020 was a terrible year for Jason Aldean and Luke Bryan. Yuck.
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Post by Darkest Hour on Feb 2, 2021 19:29:35 GMT -5
This comment re One Margarita needs to be seen again: so i decided to do the research after this and ill be recording every time he mentions drinking something: "Sippin' on a frozen drink" 1 drink "One margarita, two margarita, three margarita, shot" 3 drinks and a shot "One more barefoot round, one more last chance to say" 1 shot "A salt and a Buffett song?"" a salt references a margarita, 1 drink "One margarita, two margarita, three margarita" 3 drinks repeat chorus twice, 3 drinks and a shot, 1 shot, 1 drink, 3 drinks, 3 drinks and a shot, 1 shot, 1 drink, and 3 drinks, so all in all, luke bryan consumes 22 full drinks and 6 shots, totaling in about 75 ounces of alcohol drank, and totaling the fact that luke bryan is about 200 pounds, luke bryan is f**king dead
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 2, 2021 19:30:12 GMT -5
Oh we're off to a great start tonight I see!! 2920 was a terrible year for Jason Aldean and Luke Bryan. Yuck. If they're still pushing this bullshit onto us THAT far from now, you might as well go ahead and kill me. Nearly a thousand years of them would be too much.
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 2, 2021 19:32:31 GMT -5
"Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye" Luke Bryan is unfortunately never coming back, I'm all but convinced I hope you'll join his rankdowns either way. "Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye" Luke has diamonds in his catalog. And yes I said rankdowns, plural. I hope to have an album series for him after the singles rankdown. (But not for *quite* some time after lol) "One Margarita" is catchy as hell but among this list it holds NO candle to anything but most of what I put under it. I've never missed a country rankdown, and I don't intend to start missing them anytime soon...but that doesn't mean you have to go out of your way to abuse me!!!
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Post by Beno on Feb 2, 2021 19:33:36 GMT -5
When I first drafted my ranking I thought I might be acting a bit too harsh towards "One Margarita", but after a relisten that proved not to be the case at all lmao
The Justin Moore song in this rankdown was just a much better version of the same premise as this tbh
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 2, 2021 19:33:46 GMT -5
This comment re One Margarita needs to be seen again: so i decided to do the research after this and ill be recording every time he mentions drinking something: "Sippin' on a frozen drink" 1 drink "One margarita, two margarita, three margarita, shot" 3 drinks and a shot "One more barefoot round, one more last chance to say" 1 shot "A salt and a Buffett song?"" a salt references a margarita, 1 drink "One margarita, two margarita, three margarita" 3 drinks repeat chorus twice, 3 drinks and a shot, 1 shot, 1 drink, 3 drinks, 3 drinks and a shot, 1 shot, 1 drink, and 3 drinks, so all in all, luke bryan consumes 22 full drinks and 6 shots, totaling in about 75 ounces of alcohol drank, and totaling the fact that luke bryan is about 200 pounds, luke bryan is f**king deadThank you! I was meaning to bring this back up 😂
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Post by .indulgecountry on Feb 2, 2021 19:34:21 GMT -5
Oh we're off to a great start tonight I see!! 2920 was a terrible year for Jason Aldean and Luke Bryan. Yuck. If they're still pushing this bulls**t onto us THAT far from now, you might as well go ahead and kill me. Nearly a thousand years of them would be too much. Lol I knew you were gonna have something to say even tho I fixed it alrdy. My nails are long. Sue me.
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 2, 2021 19:36:44 GMT -5
96. "God Whispered Your Name" - Keith Urban
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Post by .indulgecountry on Feb 2, 2021 19:39:14 GMT -5
The melody and way he sings this grinds my gears like no other. The verses sound so off and clunky and the way he over-stresses certain syllables in the chorus makes me cringe. Awful. Keith Urban has just fallen off so hard.
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Post by kamala 2024 truther on Feb 2, 2021 19:39:25 GMT -5
If they're still pushing this bulls**t onto us THAT far from now, you might as well go ahead and kill me. Nearly a thousand years of them would be too much. Lol I knew you were gonna have something to say even tho I fixed it alrdy. My nails are long. Sue me. I was gonna say something about how it was odd that Luke Bryan's former label would posthumous release this song when he probably had unearthed diamonds from the "Do I" days but didn't, lol :kii:
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Post by rom on Feb 2, 2021 19:39:59 GMT -5
This comment re One Margarita needs to be seen again: so i decided to do the research after this and ill be recording every time he mentions drinking something: "Sippin' on a frozen drink" 1 drink "One margarita, two margarita, three margarita, shot" 3 drinks and a shot "One more barefoot round, one more last chance to say" 1 shot "A salt and a Buffett song?"" a salt references a margarita, 1 drink "One margarita, two margarita, three margarita" 3 drinks repeat chorus twice, 3 drinks and a shot, 1 shot, 1 drink, 3 drinks, 3 drinks and a shot, 1 shot, 1 drink, and 3 drinks, so all in all, luke bryan consumes 22 full drinks and 6 shots, totaling in about 75 ounces of alcohol drank, and totaling the fact that luke bryan is about 200 pounds, luke bryan is f**king deadwell guys ive made my impact on pulse time to boardicide
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Post by Darkest Hour on Feb 2, 2021 19:40:11 GMT -5
God Whispered Your Name is slightly overhated especially comparing to current and any future singles. Still a meh song though.
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 2, 2021 19:42:06 GMT -5
Keith Urban continues to outdo himself! It's sad, really, that we got to cancel The Band Perry for "Live Forever" and yet Keith Urban is allowed to continue to torture us with the slimy scum scraped directly off of the bottom of the dumpster outside of his recording studio.
Keith was one of the most important creative visionaries in the genre back in the '00s, and I really miss that! It's normal for careers to decline over time, but I have never seen a career descend as sharply in quality as his had :/
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 2, 2021 19:43:40 GMT -5
Lol I knew you were gonna have something to say even tho I fixed it alrdy. My nails are long. Sue me. I was gonna say something about how it was odd that Luke Bryan's former label would posthumous release this song when he probably had unearthed diamonds from the "Do I" days but didn't, lol Wow, it's not like you to deny yourself the opportunity to recycle other people's jokes! I'm impressed! ;)
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 2, 2021 19:48:44 GMT -5
95. "Momma's House" - Dustin Lynch
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 2, 2021 19:51:38 GMT -5
"Momma's House" is far from the worst thing I have ever heard from Dustin Lynch, but this hook is literally so extremely stupid that somebody making fun of country music probably wouldn't have even thought about it! "I'd burn this whole town down if it wasn't for my momma's house"... Absolutely deceased.
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Post by lady𝓐fan on Feb 2, 2021 19:52:06 GMT -5
I was gonna say something about how it was odd that Luke Bryan's former label would posthumous release this song when he probably had unearthed diamonds from the "Do I" days but didn't, lol Wow, it's not like you to deny yourself the opportunity to recycle other people's jokes! I'm impressed! kamala 2024 truther preparing a comeback to this:
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Post by .indulgecountry on Feb 2, 2021 19:52:17 GMT -5
"Momma's House" deserved better. Dustin Lynch is so overhated, lol. This is a jam and the hook is really clever imo. The music video was well done as well.
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Post by kamala 2024 truther on Feb 2, 2021 19:54:02 GMT -5
I was gonna say something about how it was odd that Luke Bryan's former label would posthumous release this song when he probably had unearthed diamonds from the "Do I" days but didn't, lol Wow, it's not like you to deny yourself the opportunity to recycle other people's jokes! I'm impressed! girl now you got me confused
Glad to see "Momma's House" out. What a dreadful song. Dustin had something good going with the "Cowboys & Angels" moment and then never capitalized. :/ He's extremely hot tho.
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Post by bboat11 on Feb 2, 2021 19:55:21 GMT -5
"Momma's House" deserved better. Dustin Lynch is so overhated, lol. This is a jam and the hook is really clever imo. The music video was well done as well. I don't think he's bothered by this fact, but if he ever is, he could always solve the problem by starting to record good music!
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Post by castleoblivion26 on Feb 2, 2021 19:57:32 GMT -5
"Momma's House" deserved better. Dustin Lynch is so overhated, lol. This is a jam and the hook is really clever imo. The music video was well done as well. I don't think he's bothered by this fact, but if he ever is, he could always solve the problem by starting to record good music! just wait he might throw a fit when he gets no award nominations for "Momma's House"...
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Post by raylatch98 on Feb 2, 2021 20:03:44 GMT -5
I love "Mommas House" but am I the only one who finds the lyrics kind of psychotic? If it wasn't for his moms house the narrator would pretty much do an act of mass arson
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Post by Fire on Feb 2, 2021 20:03:52 GMT -5
if my momma's house weren't in this area then i would burn down everything.
lmao i seriously overranked this
(edit: to momma's house)
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