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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2021 22:13:31 GMT -5
meghan trainor caused the pandemic
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Post by CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker on Mar 24, 2021 22:13:34 GMT -5
where the F UCK is blurred lines!? Out of the Bottom 10 hopefully* *New Flame is the only CB song I'm not a fan of on this list
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Post by Fire on Mar 24, 2021 22:13:50 GMT -5
this song is absolutely one of the worst fucking hits of the decade.
i still didn't rank it last here somehow
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Post by anthony11554 on Mar 24, 2021 22:13:57 GMT -5
Great reveal
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Post by razorshark on Mar 24, 2021 22:14:10 GMT -5
This almost escaped my bottom 5. This year end man
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Post by aerodynamite on Mar 24, 2021 22:14:18 GMT -5
This song was in a diaper commercial.
A DIAPER commercial.
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Post by tim on Mar 24, 2021 22:14:20 GMT -5
I don't think you two realize you're talking to the #1 Luke Bryan hater in the galaxy While I never go out of my way to listen to Luke, I don't dislike him as much as I used to even a couple of years ago. That said, about the only song I actually like is "Roller Coaster".
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Post by walt91 on Mar 24, 2021 22:14:23 GMT -5
America fucked up not making Dance Like Yo Daddy a hit
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Post by singingrulebritannia on Mar 24, 2021 22:14:25 GMT -5
*New Flame is the only CB song I'm not a fan of on this list Of course you wouldn't like the one that's not completely atrocious
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Post by tanooki on Mar 24, 2021 22:14:39 GMT -5
very bad song
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Post by lyhom on Mar 24, 2021 22:14:43 GMT -5
(February 8, 2019 - Los Angeles, CA) -- Valentine's Day is around the corner, and whether you're planning on smashing bae's junk to smithereens or making out with a pint of Phish Food, you need some fresh Valentine's Day bops to get you in the mood for Lβ‘VE. And MEGHAN TRAINOR has got you covered with her new EP, THE LOVE TRAIN [Epic Records.]
You know you want it. And you can freakin' get it b*tch. On all digital platforms right HERE.
Meghan's seducing your ears this V-Day, and you know she knows a thing or two about romance. Unless your phone's been broken for a hot minute, you know that Meghan just got married to the ginger from Spy Kids, and trust when we say, girl is feeling the love. She took a break from her busy schedule to record some fire tracks in Los Angeles alongside frequent collaborators and producers Andrew Wells [5SOS, Fall Out Boy, Jason Mraz], J KASH (Maroon 5, Charlie Puth, Kesha) and Tyler Johnson [Harry Styles, CAM].
We know you want to hear songs about all the hot newlywed sex Meghan and Daryl Sa-BAE-ra are having (did you see what we did there?). Which is why you'll love the banging' single "All The Ways." Billboard was wet for "All The Ways," calling it "another fun, danceable track to fall in love with." And would Billboard lie to you, girl? But perhaps the piece de resistance (that's French for "Wig Snatch") is "Marry Me," a romantic acoustic guitar and ukulele-tinged Awww Fest which delivers all the feels (and then more feels). Meghan wrote the song thirty days after meeting Daryl, and it was so good that she walked down the aisle to it. We know, it's a little bit #Vomworthy, but also, am I chopping onions right now or are those tears rolling down my face? I'm not crying, you're crying.
And as always, our Grammy-Winning, Diamond Single-having QUEEN didn't just come to play -- she came to slay. She's serving vocals on the passionate, Celine Dion-esque power ballad "After You." Plus, Meghan's serving your insatiable thirst for dance-ready bops with the upbeat banger that is "Foolish." It slaps so hard you'll be stanning for days. "As if all the PDA, including foot massages, butterfly kisses and piggy back rides aren't cringe worthy enough," says her brother and videographer Ryan... "I've got to film it all!"
Choo choo betch! The Love Train is leaving the station and you better get on board.
Be on the lookout for more surprises very soon as she prepares for a landmark 2019.
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Post by maine on Mar 24, 2021 22:15:00 GMT -5
This song is the fucking devil.
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Post by razorshark on Mar 24, 2021 22:15:18 GMT -5
Why name a song All About That Bass and have a weak ass bassline??
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Post by rom on Mar 24, 2021 22:15:27 GMT -5
gotta love how meghan trainor, to make a song revolving around bass to support body positivity, used a mf upright bass, like literally the weakest bass possible like??? cmon lady throw some distorted 808s on that mf
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Post by rom on Mar 24, 2021 22:17:09 GMT -5
also a friend of mine showed this to me earlier today and
please remove me from this cruel plane of suffering
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Post by anthony11554 on Mar 24, 2021 22:17:16 GMT -5
Pulse ranked this at 95, that is an indication they did not like the song
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Post by wrip on Mar 24, 2021 22:17:37 GMT -5
#93 PREVIEW
Stats #1s: 0 Top 5s: 0 Top 10s: 0 Top 25s: 2 Top Halves: 8 Bottom 20s: 28 Bottom 10s: 21 Bottom 5s: 16 #100s: 8
Standard Deviation: 37th Highest
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Post by matteeeb on Mar 24, 2021 22:17:42 GMT -5
iβm late but iβm curious how one goes β ham sammichβ??
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Post by CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker on Mar 24, 2021 22:18:53 GMT -5
*New Flame is the only CB song I'm not a fan of on this list Of course you wouldn't like the one that's not completely atrocious Just cause Usher is on the track doesn't mean it's saved (That might not be your defense but that is the one I heard the most for it)
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Post by Leo β on Mar 24, 2021 22:19:17 GMT -5
I didn't hate this as much as y'all seem to hate but has aged really bad.
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Post by rom on Mar 24, 2021 22:19:48 GMT -5
iβm late but iβm curious how one goes β ham sammichβ?? 1. bread 1 (toasting optional) 2. ham 3. other non-ham items you wish to have on this sammich (optional) 4. repeat 1 this is how you go ham sammich
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Post by π‘πππππ€ on Mar 24, 2021 22:22:02 GMT -5
y'all are really letting "Hot N****" escape the bottom 5!? My God. Maybe if this was revealed.... ABOUT A WEEK AGO WEEK AGO that song is so iconic, literally. Bottom 10 would be a horrible place for it Also mad love to lyhom for posting Meganβs press release itβs a classic
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Post by wrip on Mar 24, 2021 22:22:36 GMT -5
This almost escaped the bottom 10? Funny how a song with the words "Best Day" in it feel like the exact opposite.
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Post by Football on Mar 24, 2021 22:22:51 GMT -5
This song is completely and utterly soulless. It was desinged to do one thing and one thing alone, and that's appear in mass media: Movies, TV shows, commercials, etc. It is a corporate song, intended for mass consumption, and nothing else. It is the absolute bottom of the barrel, and I almost cannot believe that America fell for it.
Fuck this song so hard.
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Post by anthony11554 on Mar 24, 2021 22:23:25 GMT -5
Why is this not bottom 5
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Post by lyhom on Mar 24, 2021 22:23:48 GMT -5
I tried listening to this one multiple times to see if I'd get it
it just got worse every time
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Post by matteeeb on Mar 24, 2021 22:23:50 GMT -5
hahaha this song is so fucking ass
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2021 22:24:18 GMT -5
spongebob making a song about the best day > american authors
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Post by rom on Mar 24, 2021 22:24:31 GMT -5
ok i canβt hate this song entirely bc i have a little bit of nostalgia for it (this and safe and sound by capital cities remind me of going to the zoo with my best friend) but also this song is so bad lmfaooooo
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Post by crazyb on Mar 24, 2021 22:24:36 GMT -5
I'm a few reveals late, but Wiggle is probably a song that has aged the most for me.
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