The 2014 Billboard Hot 100 Rankdown...Re-Do (REVEALING)

[Red]

[rom]

this song is so awful it is also the best song ever recorded

[dremolus - solarpunk]

White women shouldn't rap

[razorshark]

This song surprised me with how bad it sounded. The thing I said about Mustard being good I would also like to apply to Mike Will Made It, but less so.

[Deleted]

Mar 24, 2021 21:26:40 GMT -5 wrip said:

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{TEXT}#99
Jason Aldean - Burnin' It Down

@gabingston - 75

Linkin Park did it so much better.

[wrip]

#89 PREVIEW

Stats
#1s: 0
Top 5s: 0
Top 10s: 0
Top 25s: 7
Top Halves: 14
Bottom 20s: 29
Bottom 10s: 25
Bottom 5s: 14
#100s: 2

Standard Deviation: 6th Highest

Movements

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{95 93 96 96 96 98 98 98 99 99 99 100 100 100 100 99 99 99 99 99 99 100 98 98 95 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 92 92 92 92 92 92 91 89 90 90 90 92 92 92 91 89}Hosts - 95
@crapkuki23 - 93
Fire - 96
singingrulebritannia - 96
@trilogy - 96
@greento - 98
walt91 - 98
Mayman - 98
dremolus - solarpunk - 99
@gabingston - 99
willapted33 - 99
@matthewlam - 100
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 100
wyckyd - 100
filthy - 100
razorshark - 99
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 99
weaver and Fire edit - 99
tallen2001 - 99
alexcuse - 99
Sambalada - 99
aerodynamite - 100
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 98
Daryl the Beryl - 98
GP - 95
needyslovelanguage - 93
peacebone - 93
lyhom - 93
.indulgecountry - 93
crazyb - 93
Leo ✔ - 93
Mylo13 💜 - 93
jtd Thee Stallion - 93
tanooki - 93
anthony11554 - 92
fearlessarrow - 92
Beno - 92
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 92
BB🌕 - 92
tim - 92
toomuchboy - 91
Normi - 89
Adrian C. 🍓 - 90
woods - 90
Golden Bluebird - 90
eidde - 92
samo🦕 - 92
MoD - 92
maine - 91
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 89

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

Wait a second

Are you saying nobody trolled and put 23 at 23? We have matured as a board :)

[dremolus - solarpunk]

Mar 24, 2021 21:26:40 GMT -5 wrip said:

Jason Aldean looks like the type of guy to write a song about successfully cheating and getting away with it

Wait-

[jtd Thee Stallion]

Why didn’t I put 23 at 23 damn

[wrip]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_0MHiSxl4

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{TEXT}#89
Magic! - Rude

Points: 1516
Standard Deviation: 29.654 (6TH HIGHEST)
Original RD Position: #51 (-38)

Year-End Position: #7
Peak: #1 (6 Weeks)
Weeks: 41

Normi - 13
razorshark - 16
toomuchboy - 18
weaver - 20
needyslovelanguage - 21
GP - 23
tim - 25
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 - 29
Ｓｏｕｎｄｃｌ🕤ｃｋ - 33
Mylo13 💜 - 34
.indulgecountry - 40
anthony11554 - 40
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 42
awesomecharts - 46
maine - 50
woods - 54
MoD - 58
@gabingston - 58
alexcuse - 61
Leo ✔ - 74
fearlessarrow - 78
@crapkuki23 - 78
tanooki - 79
crazyb - 81
𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 - 85
Red - 89
peacebone - 90
eidde - 91
🅳🅸🆂🅲🅾 - 91
filthy - 92
@trilogy - 92
dremolus - solarpunk - 92
singingrulebritannia - 94
Sambalada - 94
tallen2001 - 94
Daryl the Beryl - 95
wrip - 95
lyhom - 95
Golden Bluebird - 96
Fire - 97
samo🦕 - 97
Beno - 97
aerodynamite - 98
BB🌕 - 98
Adrian C. 🍓 - 98
jtd Thee Stallion - 99
@greento - 99
walt91 - 99
willapted33 - 99
wyckyd - 99
@matthewlam - 100
Mayman - 100

Movements
95 93 96 96 96 98 98 98 99 99 99 100 100 100 100 99 99 99 99 99 99 100 98 98 95 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 93 92 92 92 92 92 92 91 89 90 89 88 90 91 92 92 91 89

Hot 100 Rankdown Performance
#51 2014 1.0 (Rude)

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{SONGS REMAINING}Happy
Dark Horse
All of Me
Fancy
Counting Stars
Talk Dirty
Problem
Stay with Me
Timber
Pompeii
Shake It Off
Am I Wrong
Turn Down for What
The Monster
Say Something
Team
Let Her Go
Royals
Let It Go
Wake Me Up
Demons
Story of My Life
Chandelier
Black Widow
Bang Bang
Latch
Maps
Loyal
Habits (Stay High)
Summer
Boom Clap
Drunk in Love
Anaconda
Break Free
Bailando
Burn
Rather Be
Don't Tell 'Em
Show Me
Wrecking Ball
Not a Bad Thing
Roar
Ain't It Fun
The Man
Classic
A Sky Full of Stars
Don't
Na Na
Hot Boy
Hold On, We're Going Home
Sing
Radioactive
My Hitta
Cool Kids
Hey Brother
Animals
Play It Again
2 On
Love Runs Out
Shower
Me and My Broken Heart
Animals
Lifestyle
American Kids
Brave
Sweater Weather
Leave the Night On
New Flame
Love Never Felt So Good
Drunk on a Plane
Birthday
Bartender
La La La
Blurred Lines
Do What U Want
Can't Remember to Forget You
Amnesia
Come with Me Now
Believe Me
White Walls
She Looks So Perfect
Stay the Night
Partition
Studio
0 to 100/The Catch Up
I Don't Dance
Something Bad
Adore You

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jamesflame
dgarcia3377
Leaf
Geometrical

[Fire]

how the fuck did you guys actually let this nearly make the top half last time LMFAO

[razorshark]

Reggae deserves better than this being it's best #1 hit as a genre. I will not be taking questions at this time.

[Leo ✔]

I used to hate 23
Is a bop

[Deleted]

magic! and ub40 racing to see who makes the worse bastardized reggae pop

[aerodynamite]

The answer is always NO!

[Red]

People, this was higher than Partition in the original RD.

What?

[Leo ✔]

Bye to Rude too.

[Deleted]

Mar 24, 2021 21:36:39 GMT -5 wrip said:

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{TEXT}#98
Jason Derulo f/ Snoop Dogg - Wiggle
@gabingston - 90

This is probably not the only time that I'm gonna post a Bart Baker parody, for the record. As for the song itself, I might just call it the defining "so bad it's good" song.

[eidde]

imagine living somewhere where this is the only song you've ever heard from this band anywhere

[jtd Thee Stallion]

This almost making the top half before is disgusting

[matteeeb]

why you bottom rankers gotta be so rude 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[dremolus - solarpunk]

Okay White People shouldn't make any music

[rom]

the best song ever you mfs better recognize i will hear NO statements to the contrary, 89-2 are just missing this is the #1 song of 2014 on the pulse 2014 hot 100 year end redo rankdown

[Red]

Mar 24, 2021 22:55:33 GMT -5 @trilogy said:

magic! and ub40 racing to see who makes the worse bastardized reggae pop

The winner is UB40.

[tanooki]

Mar 24, 2021 22:56:59 GMT -5 Red said:

Mar 24, 2021 22:55:33 GMT -5 @trilogy said:

magic! and ub40 racing to see who makes the worse bastardized reggae pop

The winner is UB40.

you're welcome for that discovery

[lyhom]

I could probably make a collage of posts where I've mentioned that the single cover to this song was my first pulse avatar so instead I'll say that I checked my first few personal charts today and I completely forgot that I had charted this shit in my bubbling under

[razorshark]

Fuck Ub40 forever

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Mar 24, 2021 22:29:25 GMT -5 CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker said:

Mar 24, 2021 22:24:38 GMT -5 𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕓𝕤 said:

My dad loves this song so I can’t rank it THAT low

Every time I hear it, I think of him. Their sophomore album is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard tho tbh

You want the worst thing ever?

I worked at Good Will and they would constantly play a song from them called "Go Big or Go Home". THAT IS THE WORST

Oh yes, that song from the trailer of that Nickelodeon movie with the dying mom starring the Pulse error bear.

[walt91]

Mar 24, 2021 22:56:02 GMT -5 @gabingston said:

Mar 24, 2021 21:36:39 GMT -5 wrip said:

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#98
Jason Derulo f/ Snoop Dogg - Wiggle

This is probably not the only time that I'm gonna post a Bart Baker parody, for the record. As for the song itself, I might just call it the defining "so bad it's good" song.

[Sambalada]

for y'all asking how did we have this nearly top 50 the last time... blame the gravey era pulse