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Post by Football on Mar 24, 2021 21:27:00 GMT -5
Thanks to this song, I now have the image of Jason Aldean laying naked on his bed in my head.
Thanks a fucking lot.
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Post by lyhom on Mar 24, 2021 21:28:07 GMT -5
this song is like when your dad has one too many beers and decides to tell you about his sex life
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Post by maine on Mar 24, 2021 21:28:25 GMT -5
I don't know how anyone in their right mind could enjoy Jason Aldean.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2021 21:28:26 GMT -5
i do not want to hear jason aldean sing about sex when he looks like this
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Post by razorshark on Mar 24, 2021 21:28:45 GMT -5
Fair, this is bro country without any of the fun.
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Post by singingrulebritannia on Mar 24, 2021 21:28:56 GMT -5
literally one positive aspect (the guitars sound OK) was enough to make it out of my bottom 25 here
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Post by jtd Thee Stallion on Mar 24, 2021 21:29:27 GMT -5
Jason Aldean is ass
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Post by wrip on Mar 24, 2021 21:31:37 GMT -5
#98 PREVIEW
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Post by Mylo13 π on Mar 24, 2021 21:34:40 GMT -5
help i moved this up FIVE
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Post by wrip on Mar 24, 2021 21:36:39 GMT -5
I swear this plays at least 3 times a day at my job, I think at this point I know most of the lyrics
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Post by Football on Mar 24, 2021 21:37:12 GMT -5
Only the second-worst usage of the word "wiggle" in popular music.
We're about to see the worst soon.
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Post by maine on Mar 24, 2021 21:37:26 GMT -5
Production is a banger ngl tho
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Post by Fire on Mar 24, 2021 21:37:31 GMT -5
one of my friends thought this song was funny so for nearly 6 months she harassed me by saying "wiggle wiggle wiggle du du du du du"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2021 21:37:42 GMT -5
"Patty cake, Patty cake With no hands Got me in this club making wedding plans If I take pictures while you do your dance I can make you famous on Instagram Hot damn it Your booty like two planets Go head, and go ham sammich Whoa, I can't stand it"
absolute bars
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Post by razorshark on Mar 24, 2021 21:38:15 GMT -5
This song sounds so much worse than I remember it sounding back when I hated pop music.
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Post by Mylo13 π on Mar 24, 2021 21:38:45 GMT -5
This song is so so so so so so bad. It's the absolute epitome of so bad it's good for me. There's no reason anyone involved in this song should've let it get past the joke phase of creation LOL.
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Post by walt91 on Mar 24, 2021 21:38:53 GMT -5
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Post by singingrulebritannia on Mar 24, 2021 21:40:20 GMT -5
The odds were 100000000000000 to 1 that the nadir of cinema and the nadir of music could join forces in one video. The Sausage Party trailer went and said, "I pretend I do not see those 14 zeros"
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Post by lyhom on Mar 24, 2021 21:40:24 GMT -5
I remember 15 year old me decided to catch up on the songs jason added for the rerelease this song was on during a break in music class for some reason
that probably wouldn't even make my top five in terms of weird taste as a 15 year old though
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Post by Beno on Mar 24, 2021 21:40:41 GMT -5
This Is How We Roll is fucking terrible but itβs at least kinda funny to laugh at
I have no idea why anyone would ever willingly listen to Burnin It Down on the other hand, I think that was the song that broke me the most doing first listens here
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Post by tanooki on Mar 24, 2021 21:41:49 GMT -5
i can relate to wiggle because my booty is like two planets
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Post by wrip on Mar 24, 2021 21:41:50 GMT -5
#97 PREVIEW
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Post by razorshark on Mar 24, 2021 21:43:12 GMT -5
If I moved it up I'm guessing something country
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Post by lyhom on Mar 24, 2021 21:43:31 GMT -5
also I just remembered a scene in the music video where a dude is drinking water out of an ice sculpture of a woman with a ridge from her back to her ass but the water looked brown???
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Post by Leo β on Mar 24, 2021 21:44:16 GMT -5
this is annoying as hell
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Post by rom on Mar 24, 2021 21:44:22 GMT -5
just got out of my shower and aww man im late for the first few reveals oh well re: this is how we roll why do you need 2 guys singing on a bro country song how badly do you need to prove that your super trucking honky tonk party with the country girls with the badonkadonk is the best place to be re: burnin it down who care re: wiggle lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by π‘πππππ€ on Mar 24, 2021 21:45:28 GMT -5
i can relate to wiggle because my booty is like two planets which two
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Post by wrip on Mar 24, 2021 21:45:34 GMT -5
I like actually can't believe this was a hit lol, why do we always make his worst songs his most popular
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Post by singingrulebritannia on Mar 24, 2021 21:46:14 GMT -5
Again...this is still in my 4/10 range
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2021 21:46:16 GMT -5
brantley gilbert sounds like he needs to sneeze
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