Linnethia Monique
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Post by Linnethia Monique on May 4, 2021 13:09:22 GMT -5
I spy my Top 5!
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theo
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Post by theo on May 4, 2021 14:44:24 GMT -5
I expected #HoodLove to sneak into the top five... oh well.
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HamedM1 💔
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Post by HamedM1 💔 on May 4, 2021 14:50:18 GMT -5
#HoodLove deserved top 5 but otherwise I'm fine with these results since I enjoy the majority of the album anyways even the stuff I ranked low I use
1,3,4,7,10
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Rican@
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Post by Rican@ on May 4, 2021 16:47:49 GMT -5
Can’t believe Stanley is there
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on May 4, 2021 17:16:38 GMT -5
"#HoodLove" deserved better. What a JAM.
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Ty
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Post by Ty on May 4, 2021 17:38:11 GMT -5
Can’t believe Stanley is there As it should!
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Post by HamedM1 💔 on May 4, 2021 17:46:23 GMT -5
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SHOOTER
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Post by SHOOTER on May 4, 2021 17:57:00 GMT -5
Dumb is exactly what that single choice was!
And also mad I didn't rank Stanley even higher. Truly surprised the unseasoned didn't keep it out the top-5!
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Ty
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Post by Ty on May 4, 2021 18:19:58 GMT -5
Missing the Top 4 by 6 points is this anthem of body-positivity and female empowerment. theo sadly loses their #1. (Her live performance at Black Girls Rock was other-worldly. She even got a standing ovation from the legend Gladys at the end. Check it out below if you haven't!) Every part of me is beautiful And I finally see I'm a work of art#5
"Masterpiece (Mona Lisa)" Writers: Jazmine Sullivan, Anthony Bell Producers: Anthony Bell, JayFrance
Final score: 80 Standard deviation: 2.894 (8th highest)
theo: 1 wrip: 3 Rican@: 3 Troublemaker: 3 Active Aggressive: 3 Ky: 5 Linnethia Monique: 5
Ty: 6 Exclusive: 6 SHOOTER: 8 #LisaRinna: 9 Left Of Center: 9 .indulgecountry: 9 HamedM1 💔: 10
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Exclusive
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Post by Exclusive on May 4, 2021 18:29:51 GMT -5
"Masterpiece (Mona Lisa)" is a tad Becky-ish. But she absolutely kills it vocally.
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SHOOTER
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Post by SHOOTER on May 4, 2021 18:31:35 GMT -5
I agree about the Becky-ish vibe but it's just proof Jazzy can sing any damn thing and still make it sound good.
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Ty
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Post by Ty on May 4, 2021 18:34:55 GMT -5
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SHOOTER
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Post by SHOOTER on May 4, 2021 18:37:44 GMT -5
This was such a prelude to Heaux Tales and should've been a fcking smash!
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Exclusive
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Post by Exclusive on May 4, 2021 18:40:07 GMT -5
"Mascara" is great. I had it at my number one initially before adding some refinement to my list.
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Ty
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Post by Ty on May 4, 2021 18:53:36 GMT -5
Jazzy totally rocked the nu-disco synths here! With three #1 rankings two #12 rankings, "Stanley" is unsurprisingly the most divisive song of the entire album. Thanks to the two last-minute submissions, it made the Top 3 by a small margin of 2 points over "Mascara". Just show me some appreciation Or maybe take a b*tch to dinner#3
"Stanley" Writers: Jazmine Sullivan, Marcos Palacios, Ernest Clark, Tony Russell, Kevin Randolph Producers: Da Internz
Final score: 72 Standard deviation: 3.967 (the highest)
Left Of Center : 1 HamedM1 💔 : 1 Linnethia Monique : 1 Ty : 3 Ky : 3 Exclusive : 3 theo : 4 .indulgecountry : 4
SHOOTER : 6 wrip : 7 Rican@ : 7 #LisaRinna : 8
Troublemaker : 12 Active Aggressive : 12
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Post by Left Of Center on May 4, 2021 18:57:53 GMT -5
Impressed and glad Stanley made it this far!
I kinda hope Let It Burn wins because if it doesn't, I'll feel guilty. I should have ranked it a bit higher, oop
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SHOOTER
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Post by SHOOTER on May 4, 2021 18:59:51 GMT -5
Come through taste!!! Every now and then, Pulse likes to surprise me!
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on May 4, 2021 19:02:35 GMT -5
"Brand New" ftw plz
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Rican@
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Post by Rican@ on May 4, 2021 21:29:44 GMT -5
Oh my top 2 is the top 2. I’m happy with either or.
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#LisaRinna
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Post by #LisaRinna on May 5, 2021 7:54:06 GMT -5
Mascara >>>
"Stanley" is a bop for the ages and I regret my ranking of it, but this album is super TIGHT.
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Ty
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Post by Ty on May 5, 2021 14:37:31 GMT -5
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Ty
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Post by Ty on May 5, 2021 14:42:53 GMT -5
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wrip
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Post by wrip on May 5, 2021 14:44:48 GMT -5
Yay! Let It Burn is a very deserving winner, I'm happy it won
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Ty
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Post by Ty on May 5, 2021 14:54:14 GMT -5
THANK YOU ALL for participating in the Reality Show rankdown! Here are the final rankings of the 12 songs. back2blk's list doesn't change any song's position. 1. Let It Burn 2. Brand New 3. Stanley 4. Mascara 5. Masterpiece (Mona Lisa) 6. Forever Don't Last 7. Dumb 8. Silver Lining 9. #HoodLove 10. Stupid Girl 11. Veins 12. If You Dare Perfect rankings: 4 - Rican@, #LisaRinna3 - SHOOTER, Ky, Exclusive, back2blk2 - Ty, Left Of Center1 - Troublemaker, wrip, theo, .indulgecountry, Active Aggressive, Linnethia Monique0 - HamedM1 💔
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back2blk
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Post by back2blk on May 5, 2021 15:12:56 GMT -5
That top 3 was RIGHT! Good job, Pulsers.
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Post by Left Of Center on May 5, 2021 15:52:52 GMT -5
Brand New is lowkey a 6/10 song that's elevated to 8.5/10 thanks to "THIS AIN'T FAIR. WHO WAS THERE? WHO WAS LooOOOooooOOOving YOuuUUUuu". Good song but kind of didn't deserve to win. Should have been a single though
Let It Burn is good. The chorus never clicked with me, but the production, the atmosphere and the vocal arrangement / layering are top notch. The biggest radio hit of the album for a reason. Thank you for hosting, Ty <3
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Exclusive
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Post by Exclusive on May 5, 2021 17:47:38 GMT -5
I can't even be mad at the results because this was such a strong album. Thanks for hosting @twiglightyears!
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Rican@
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Post by Rican@ on May 5, 2021 19:21:39 GMT -5
Honestly couldn’t decide between top 2 for #1. “Brand New” just reminded me of ‘15 winter when her album dropped. Such memories! “Let’s It Burn” is a R&B classic in its own right. It should been the first single.
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#LisaRinna
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Post by #LisaRinna on May 6, 2021 10:00:18 GMT -5
YASSS @ the way I WON this. Thank you Ty
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Post by Active Aggressive on May 8, 2021 16:38:02 GMT -5
Immediately follows the second single, a Chuck Harmony-produced ballad. "Forever Don't Last" was a moderate success at the Urban AC radio, reaching the Top 10 there. This is probably my least favorite Jazmine single. There were so many better options. Lord knows I gave it my all and I couldn't save us from falling Cause some people aren't meant to be together forever forever#6
"Forever Don't Last" Writers: Jazmine Sullivan, Birdsong, Charles Harmon Producer: Chuck Harmony
Final score: 93 Standard deviation: 3.319 (5th highest)
Troublemaker: 2 Active Aggressive: 2 Left Of Center: 3 SHOOTER: 3 Rican@: 5 #LisaRinna: 5
.indulgecountry: 7 wrip: 8 Linnethia Monique: 8 Ty: 9 theo: 9 Ky: 9
HamedM1 💔: 11 Exclusive: 12
One of Jazmine's Top 5 in her catalog. Y'all are crazy. LOL @ Stanley, which sounds unfinished and sloppy, but glad the right song won, at least!
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