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Post by Red on May 15, 2021 20:21:38 GMT -5
It takes some doing to make a country song worse than one of Luke Bryan's most notoriously bad singles, but, as far as I'm concerned, I'd listen to "Country Girl" 10 times before I ever listen to this asshole try to rap again.
#99 Jason Aldean - Dirt Road Anthem
Points: 1007 Standard Deviation: 15.267 (Lowest) Original RD Position: #94 (-5)
Year-End Position: #43 Peak: #7 Weeks: 27tim - 36 CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 53 jtd Thee Stallion - 53 toomuchboy - 56 @gabingston - 59 needyslovelanguage - 60 fearlessarrow - 63 singingrulebritannia - 64 .indulgecountry - 67 🌺CountryLineDancer - 69 peacebone - 69 GP - 70 rom - 71 stallie - 72 weaver - 72 CF15 - 74 woods - 76 Fire - 76 born - 77 razorshark - 78 Mylo13 💜 - 78 Leo ✔ - 80 wyckyd - 81 h2ocean1c - 83 Az Paynter - 83 @matthewlam - 83 Geometrical - 84 willapted33 - 84 Sambalada - 86 valleyghost01 - 86 Golden Bluebird - 90 aerodynamite - 90 MoD - 90 alexcuse - 92 Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast - 92 dremolus - solarpunk - 92 Soundcl🕤ck - 92 crazyb - 93 matteeeb - 93 HamedM1 💔 - 95 eidde - 96 @trilogy - 97 BB🌕 - 97 maine - 99 lyhom - 99 walt91 - 99 samo🦕 - 99 Red - 99 Mayman - 99 wrip - 100 @greento - 100 filthy - 100 Leaf - 100
Movements 99 99 98 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 97 96 97 97 96 95 95 96 97 97 97 97 98 98 97 98 97 98 97 97 97 97 97 97 97 97 97 97 97 98 97 97 99 99 99 99 99 99
Hot 100 Rankdown Performance #57 2011 1.0 (Don't You Wanna Stay) | #80 2018 (You Make It Easy) | #88 2020 (Got What I Got) | #92 2014 1.0 (Burnin' It Down) | #93 2009 (Big Green Tractor) | #94 2011 1.0 (Dirt Road Anthem) | #96 (Take A Little Ride) | #99 2014 2.0 (Burnin' It Down)
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Post by lyhom on May 15, 2021 20:23:48 GMT -5
rumour has it that they play the sound of jason aldean rapping in gitmo
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Post by singingrulebritannia on May 15, 2021 20:23:57 GMT -5
The order of my rankings below my, like, 55 basically don't matter--they're all terrible songs
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2021 20:24:32 GMT -5
whats this guy's appeal besides being a heartbreaker
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Post by wyckyd on May 15, 2021 20:24:36 GMT -5
I actually kinda like the hook. That was the only reason why I didn't put it in my bottom 10, because Aldean should not be rapping.
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Post by Red on May 15, 2021 20:27:18 GMT -5
#98 PREVIEW
Stats #1s: 0 Top 5s: 0 Top 10s: 0 Top 25s: 0 Top Halves: 5 Bottom 20s: 35 Bottom 10s: 22 Bottom 5s: 10 #100s: 2
Standard Deviation: 7th Lowest
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Post by mikerivera on May 15, 2021 20:29:28 GMT -5
For what it’s worth, my list would have gone like this 1. Someone Like You 2. All of the Lights 3. Colder Weather 4. Back to December 5. Rolling in the Deep 6. F*ck You 7. The Edge of Glory 8. Last Friday Night 9. Moves Like Jagger 10. Super Bass 11. Good Life 12. 6 Foot 7 Foot 13. The Show Goes On 14. Teenage Dream 15. Animals 16. DJ Got Us Falling in Love 17. More 18. You & I 19. Dynamite 20. Yeah 3x 21. Blow 22. Moment 4 Life 23. Till the World Ends 24. Stereo Love 25. Raise Your Glass 26. Barefoot Blue Jean Night 27. What the Hell 28. Give Me Everything 29. Stereo Hearts 30. On the Floor 31. Knee Deep 32. Firework 33. We R Who We R 34. Bottoms Up 35. Party Rock Anthem 36. Tonight Tonight (shut up) 37. Remind Me 38. God Gave Me You 39. Sure Thing 40. Only Girl (In the World) 41. Pumped Up Kicks 42. Written in the Stars 43. You Make Me Feel 44. Just a Dream 45. You & Tequila 46. Honey Bee 47. What’s My Name 48. No Hands 49. S&M 50. Just a Kiss (yes, I put those two next together on purpose) 51. Rocketeer 52. Without You 53. We Found Love 54. Are You Gonna Kiss Me or Not 55. ET 56. I’m on One 57. Coming Home 58. Best Thing I Never Had 59. She Will 60. Price Tag 61. Black & Yellow 62. Headlines 63. I Wanna Go 64. Please Don’t Go 65. Who Says 66. Cheers (Drink to That) 67. Don’t You Wanna Stay 68. For the First Time 69. Hey Baby (Drop it to the Floor) 70. F*ckin Perfect 71. Roll Up 72. Take a Back Road 73. Don’t Wanna Go Home 74. My Last 75. In the Dark 76. Just the Way You Are 77. Just Can’t Get Enough 78. Born This Way 79. How to Love 80. Pretty Girl Rock 81. I Need a Doctor 82. Down on Me 83. Motivation 84. If I Die Young 85. Lighters 86. Dirt Road Anthem 87. She Ain’t You 88. Where Them Girls At 89. Crazy Girl 91. Country Girl (Shake it For Me) 92. Look At Me Now 93. The Time (Dirty Bit) 94. Like a G6 95. Tonight (I’m Fucking You) 96. Jar of Hearts 97. Grenade 98. The Lazy Song 99. Backseat 100. Sexy & I Know It
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on May 15, 2021 20:30:26 GMT -5
I just don’t know what it is with Country Girl. Like it’s that annoying yet it doesn’t infuriate me like a ton of #100s do.
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Post by mikerivera on May 15, 2021 20:31:16 GMT -5
Oh and the only reason I don’t have Country Girl lower is because, production wise, it’s probably the best sounding song Luke Bryan has ever made. But the lyrics are complete and total dogsh!t
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Post by Red on May 15, 2021 20:33:32 GMT -5
I heard you had a baby You want a new boy in you
#98 New Boyz f/ The Cataracs and Dev - Backseat
Points: 1090 Standard Deviation: 18.362 (7th Lowest) Original RD Position: #98 (=)
Year-End Position: #84 Peak: #26 Weeks: 20woods - 33 stallie - 38 Golden Bluebird - 40 Mylo13 💜 - 41 Az Paynter - 43 Fire - 53 Geometrical - 59 jtd Thee Stallion - 60 alexcuse - 61 willapted33 - 63 HamedM1 💔 - 65 Soundcl🕤ck - 66 h2ocean1c - 67 wrip - 68 needyslovelanguage - 73 Mayman - 74 peacebone - 75 aerodynamite - 75 @greento - 79 @matthewlam - 80 singingrulebritannia - 81 .indulgecountry - 81 eidde - 83 walt91 - 84 MoD - 87 Leaf - 88 razorshark - 89 lyhom - 89 Red - 89 toomuchboy - 90 Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast - 90 weaver - 91 crazyb - 91 BB🌕 - 91 samo🦕 - 92 @trilogy - 93 maine - 93 tim - 94 🌺CountryLineDancer - 94 GP - 94 rom - 95 born - 95 Leo ✔ - 95 @gabingston - 96 Sambalada - 96 dremolus - solarpunk - 96 CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 98 valleyghost01 - 98 fearlessarrow - 99 matteeeb - 99 filthy - 99 CF15 - 100 wyckyd - 100
Movements 85 91 87 91 88 89 91 94 90 92 90 94 94 95 95 98 98 98 98 99 100 98 98 100 100 100 97 97 98 96 98 96 96 95 98 98 98 98 99 100 98 98 98 97 98 98 97 97 97 98 98 98
Hot 100 Rankdown Performance #98 2011 1.0 (Backseat) | #99 2010 (Tie Me Down)
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2021 20:35:11 GMT -5
this song is hyperpop but bad
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Post by mikerivera on May 15, 2021 20:35:15 GMT -5
In a world where UOENO and Love Me exist, I don’t think I would call *that* line from Backseat the worst line of the decade, but it is the most “wtf”
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Post by aerodynamite on May 15, 2021 20:35:16 GMT -5
Dev likes to sing about cars
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Post by singingrulebritannia on May 15, 2021 20:35:29 GMT -5
something special for MEEE
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Post by wyckyd on May 15, 2021 20:36:32 GMT -5
annoying
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Post by matteeeb on May 15, 2021 20:38:15 GMT -5
i have the other two songs with dev much higher
this was laughably bad
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Post by mikerivera on May 15, 2021 20:38:43 GMT -5
Question: has there been a RD (or a redo) of the 2015 year end?
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Post by Red on May 15, 2021 20:39:14 GMT -5
#97 PREVIEW
Stats #1s: 0 Top 5s: 0 Top 10s: 0 Top 25s: 1 Top Halves: 5 Bottom 20s: 34 Bottom 10s: 20 Bottom 5s: 11 #100s: 2
Standard Deviation: 12th Lowest
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Post by mikerivera on May 15, 2021 20:40:33 GMT -5
Question: has there been a RD (or a redo) of the 2015 year end? If there hasn’t, I’d love to host
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Post by Fire on May 15, 2021 20:40:56 GMT -5
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Post by mikerivera on May 15, 2021 20:43:22 GMT -5
Ah. That top 2 is based though
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Post by Red on May 15, 2021 20:46:50 GMT -5
BEAT IS INTERNATIONAL, BEAT MEGA RADIO SMASHER
I chuckle every fucking time I hear that line.
#97 Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit)
Points: 1153 Standard Deviation: 19.856 (12th Lowest) Original RD Position: #96 (-1)
Year-End Position: #37 Peak: #4 Weeks: 20Fire - 12 crazyb - 34 alexcuse - 35 CF15 - 38 weaver - 39 woods - 58 Soundcl🕤ck - 58 Leo ✔ - 60 toomuchboy - 66 CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker - 66 Mylo13 💜 - 67 @greento - 68 GP - 68 fearlessarrow - 68 .indulgecountry - 70 h2ocean1c - 71 Leaf - 71 🌺CountryLineDancer - 72 aerodynamite - 74 valleyghost01 - 76 Geometrical - 81 wrip - 83 samo🦕 - 83 tim - 83 @gabingston - 85 Mayman - 86 singingrulebritannia - 87 BB🌕 - 87 @trilogy - 87 wyckyd - 87 born - 89 matteeeb - 89 Az Paynter - 90 HamedM1 💔 - 91 dremolus - solarpunk - 91 peacebone - 92 maine - 92 filthy - 92 @matthewlam - 94 walt91 - 94 MoD - 94 eidde - 95 Golden Bluebird - 96 Red - 96 jtd Thee Stallion - 97 razorshark - 97 Sambalada - 97 stallie - 98 willapted33 - 98 needyslovelanguage - 99 Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast - 99 lyhom - 100 rom - 100
Movements 96 98 81 87 92 86 89 90 93 94 93 95 95 94 94 94 93 93 93 93 94 94 95 94 94 94 94 94 94 94 94 95 95 96 95 95 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 96 97
Hot 100 Rankdown Performance #10 2003 (Where Is the Love?) | #16 2004 (Let's Get It Started) | #19 2010 (I Gotta Feeling) | #24 2009 (I Gotta Feeling) | #28 2005 (Don't Phunk With My Heart) | #43 2006 (Pump It) | #43 2010 (Meet Me Halfway) | #45 2005 (Don't Lie) | #56 2004 (Hey Mama) | #62 2006 (My Humps) | #64 2009 (Boom Boom Pow) | #66 2011 1.0 (Just Can't Get Enough) | #79 2010 (Imma Be) | #82 2010 (Rock Your Body) | #83 2020 (RITMO) | #88 2005 (My Humps) | #96 2011 1.0 (The Time (Dirty Bit))
{SONGS REMAINING}Rolling in the Deep Party Rock Anthem Firework ET Give Me Everything Grenade Fuck You Super Bass Moves Like Jagger Just Can't Get Enough On the Floor S&M Pumped Up Kicks Last Friday Night (TGIF) Just the Way You Are Tonight (I'm Fuckin' You) Raise Your Glass Born This Way F**kin' Perfect What's My Name Look at Me Now Down on Me How to Love Someone Like You Good Life The Lazy Song Till the World Ends The Show Goes On The Edge of Glory We R Who We R Black and Yellow Tonight Tonight Blow Lighters If I Die Young Stereo Hearts Coming Home Hey Baby (Drop It to the Floor) Only Girl (In the World) 6 Foot 7 Foot Just a Kiss Dynamite No Hands I Wanna Go I'm on One You Make Me Feel Yeah 3x Moment 4 Life I Need a Doctor Just a Dream Motivation Stereo Love Jar of Hearts Roll Up Sexy and I Know It Rocketeer All of the Lights Hold It Against Me More What the Hell Written in the Stars Bottoms Up DJ Got Us Fallin' in Love For the First Time Honey Bee Don't You Wanna Stay We Found Love Pretty Girl Rock Yoü and I Like a G6 Without You Back to December Teenage Dream Crazy Girl Cheers (Drink to That) Who Says Barefoot Blue Jean Night Knee Deep Remind Me In the Dark Headlines Best Thing I Never Had Don't Wanna Go Home Where Them Girls At She Ain't You Take a Back Road Please Don't Go Sure Thing Price Tag God Gave Me You She Will Are You Gonna Kiss Me or Not Animal You and Tequila Colder Weather My Last
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Post by lyhom on May 15, 2021 20:47:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2021 20:48:05 GMT -5
"All-all these girls, they like my swagger They callin' me Mick Jagger I be rollin' like a Stone"
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Post by Leo ✔ on May 15, 2021 20:48:43 GMT -5
This aged so badly.
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Post by lyhom on May 15, 2021 20:50:14 GMT -5
also different song but these lyrics need to be seen by the world
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Post by singingrulebritannia on May 15, 2021 20:50:29 GMT -5
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Post by Sambalada on May 15, 2021 20:50:38 GMT -5
It was never good to begin with
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Post by Az Paynter on May 15, 2021 20:51:00 GMT -5
This milk was spoiled before it even left the cow.
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Post by aerodynamite on May 15, 2021 20:51:01 GMT -5
this was a thing
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