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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2021 13:51:02 GMT -5
The sister to my Worst Songs To Play At A Funeral thread, what do you guys think are some of the worst songs to play at a wedding? As with the other thread, I'll give a few of my picks.
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Post by wayneashleymusic on Jul 13, 2021 14:13:49 GMT -5
No Lie, but this really did happen...
I'm a wedding singer, and my friends asked me to sing for a "Trailer Park Wedding"... it was held outside, people were wearing blue jeans and bandanas and everything else you'd expect, and it was all fun and games, until time for me to get up and sing the song that THE BRIDE requested of me when she walked down the aisle. I asked her a million times if she was sure this is what she wanted, and finally I begged her to change it, but she said she chose her song and was sticking to it.
What song did I sing, you ask??
Long story short, the Grooms parents stormed off because they didn't think it was funny, and everyone had to sit there while the ENTIRE WEDDING was delayed. One of the craziest days of my life.
Duh-dun Duh-dun LOLOL
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2021 14:17:43 GMT -5
No Lie, but this really did happen... I'm a wedding singer, and my friends asked me to sing for a "Trailer Park Wedding"... it was held outside, people were wearing blue jeans and bandanas and everything else you'd expect, and it was all fun and games, until time for me to get up and sing the song that THE BRIDE requested of me when she walked down the aisle. I asked her a million times if she was sure this is what she wanted, and finally I begged her to change it, but she said she chose her song and was sticking to it. What song did I sing, you ask?? Long story short, the Grooms parents stormed off because they didn't think it was funny, and everyone had to sit there while the ENTIRE WEDDING was delayed. One of the craziest days of my life. Duh-dun Duh-dun LOLOL I mean, that song is a bop, but I probably wouldn't request it as my walking-down-the-aisle song if I were the bride. With that said, it could've been worse... |
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Post by Mirago on Jul 13, 2021 14:32:53 GMT -5
Iβve heard this played as a wedding song far too often but itβs actually depressing because they're getting dumped.
βSo good-bye, please donβt cry. We both know I'm not what you needβ
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Post by leonagwen on Jul 13, 2021 14:38:23 GMT -5
Neil Sedaka- Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, No Doubt- Don't Speak, Adele- Someone Like You.
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Post by The Brazilian Guy π§π· on Jul 13, 2021 14:38:46 GMT -5
I once went to a wedding where they played Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You" during the father/daughter dance... such a bizarre choice LOL
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Post by Ernesto on Jul 13, 2021 15:02:20 GMT -5
"Sacrifice" by Sir Elton John, George Michael's "Careless Whisper," and SinΓ©ad O'Connor's "Nothing Compares 2 U"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2021 15:09:14 GMT -5
Good time for me to recall this zinger, I suppose
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Post by Mirago on Jul 13, 2021 15:51:15 GMT -5
I once went to a wedding where they played Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You" during the father/daughter dance... such a bizarre choice LOL That may be even creepier than Butterfly Kisses for father/daughter |
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Post by π―π² lucy88 π―π² on Jul 13, 2021 17:18:15 GMT -5
George Michael - Father Figure π€π€π€
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jul 13, 2021 18:40:48 GMT -5
Drivers License
Shotta Flow
Bad and Boujee
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Post by newpower on Jul 13, 2021 20:28:33 GMT -5
Paradise By The Dashboard Light by Meat Loaf.
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time
So I can end my time with you!
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Post by gikem on Jul 13, 2021 22:35:29 GMT -5
Break Up by Mario, Gucci Mane & Sean Garrett
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Post by wayneashleymusic on Jul 13, 2021 23:28:05 GMT -5
No Lie, but this really did happen... I'm a wedding singer, and my friends asked me to sing for a "Trailer Park Wedding"... it was held outside, people were wearing blue jeans and bandanas and everything else you'd expect, and it was all fun and games, until time for me to get up and sing the song that THE BRIDE requested of me when she walked down the aisle. I asked her a million times if she was sure this is what she wanted, and finally I begged her to change it, but she said she chose her song and was sticking to it. What song did I sing, you ask?? Long story short, the Grooms parents stormed off because they didn't think it was funny, and everyone had to sit there while the ENTIRE WEDDING was delayed. One of the craziest days of my life. Duh-dun Duh-dun LOLOL I mean, that song is a bop, but I probably wouldn't request it as my walking-down-the-aisle song if I were the bride. With that said, it could've been worse... They must know the people I knew. Eerily Similar Vibes lolol |
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Jul 13, 2021 23:45:55 GMT -5
No Lie, but this really did happen... I'm a wedding singer, and my friends asked me to sing for a "Trailer Park Wedding"... it was held outside, people were wearing blue jeans and bandanas and everything else you'd expect, and it was all fun and games, until time for me to get up and sing the song that THE BRIDE requested of me when she walked down the aisle. I asked her a million times if she was sure this is what she wanted, and finally I begged her to change it, but she said she chose her song and was sticking to it. What song did I sing, you ask?? Long story short, the Grooms parents stormed off because they didn't think it was funny, and everyone had to sit there while the ENTIRE WEDDING was delayed. One of the craziest days of my life. Duh-dun Duh-dun LOLOL This is one of best things I've ever seen |
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Post by torgojohnson on Jul 14, 2021 14:17:56 GMT -5
A song that somehow actually gets played at weddings, One by U2. Here are some of the "loving" lyrics:
Have you come here for forgiveness?
Have you come to raise the dead?
Have you come here to play Jesus
To the lepers in your head?
Did I ask too much? More than a lot
You gave me nothing, now it's all I got
We're one, but we're not the same
Well, we hurt each other, then we do it again.
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Post by Gary on Jul 14, 2021 15:12:44 GMT -5
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Post by notgoodenglish on Jul 14, 2021 15:20:21 GMT -5
"I Honestly Love You" by Olivia Newton John according to Wedding Planer is an imminent divorce.
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Post by JOJO SIWA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME on Jul 14, 2021 16:22:04 GMT -5
Jazmine Sullivan - Bust Your Windows
Kelis - Caught Out There
Kelly Clarkson - Never Again
Kelly Price - As We Lay
Miranda Lambert - Kerosene
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Post by Lost In Musical Reverie on Jul 15, 2021 6:29:50 GMT -5
Surprised nobody mentioned this infamous wedding staple:
On another note, while the movie itself was underwhelming, there is a pretty funny tongue-in-cheek scene in 2008's "Made Of Honor" (with Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan) where they're attending the wedding of the protagonist's father - a wealthy sugar daddy type, and this song starts playing on the wedding reception party...very fitting π
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Post by Devil Marlena Nylund on Jul 15, 2021 21:14:08 GMT -5
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Post by Luckie Starchild on Jul 15, 2021 21:24:57 GMT -5
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Post by Private Dancer on Jul 16, 2021 10:58:38 GMT -5
George Michael - Father Figure π€π€π€ Why |
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Jul 16, 2021 13:30:07 GMT -5
Petition to make this song mandatory at every wedding
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Post by johnm1120 on Jul 16, 2021 20:23:24 GMT -5
Yes, this is really me saying this:
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2021 23:38:47 GMT -5
Yes, this is really me saying this: That song is a BIG guilty pleasure, but it doesn't make sense to play at a wedding. |
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Post by oliviafan101 on Jul 18, 2021 0:37:20 GMT -5
SkinLie Lie LieShotta Flow Bad and Boujee |
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jul 18, 2021 9:40:55 GMT -5
SkinLie Lie LieShotta Flow Bad and Boujee Hahaha I mean, I agree about βSkin.β Havenβt heard βLie Lie Lieβ so I have no comment on that, but Joshua seems like a crappy person in general so Iβd say it fits. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2021 12:12:51 GMT -5
Good 4 U seems like a bad song to play at a wedding.
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Post by redrooster on Jul 18, 2021 22:16:40 GMT -5
When I get married (whatever century that happens to be in) I will specifically instruct the DJ not to play "Don't Stop Believin'" and "Sweet Caroline"
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