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Post by sadchild on Jan 6, 2022 13:44:40 GMT -5
The Earth is not allowed to fully circle the sun without me goofing on the songs I didn't like.
#20 David Hasselhoff "Sweet Caroline"
So bad! So bad! So bad!
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Post by sadchild on Jan 6, 2022 13:45:33 GMT -5
#19 Stone Temple Pilots "And So I Know"
They've gone lounge act? Their fire is long gone - time to blow the pilot out for good.
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Post by Doc Indie Party Rock on Jan 7, 2022 1:25:04 GMT -5
"Sweet Caroline" is bad mainly because David's vocal tones don't fit that style. The song isn't abysmal, but he sounds really bad on it.
What about that Metal jam David did with CueStack?. His vocals are meant for that over the top Metal style.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 7, 2022 13:36:49 GMT -5
#18 Volbeat "Wait A Minute My Girl"
I didn't think they could make metal sound even cheesier than they already have, but here we are.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 7, 2022 13:37:08 GMT -5
#17 Royal Blood "Limbo"
Every song I heard from this pre-programmed soulless disco nightmare album made me want to barf on a mirrorball. But this one stands out as the worst.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 10, 2022 13:18:05 GMT -5
#16 Black Stone Cherry "Give Me One Reason"
The original was repetitive and boring. This remake is no better.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 10, 2022 13:19:19 GMT -5
#15 Foo Fighters "You Should Be Dancing"
Reportedly they released a slew of disco remakes as "The DeeGees". This one was bad enough to scare me away from the rest.
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Post by Doc Indie Party Rock on Jan 10, 2022 22:58:49 GMT -5
They actually going by the name Dee Gees. They have a whole load of them on the tube. I kinda dig it in a silly fun way.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 11, 2022 14:00:12 GMT -5
#14 Guns N Roses "Absurd"
Sounds like a rejected Revolting Cocks demo. Somehow they found a way to make music even worse than Chinese Democracy.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 11, 2022 14:01:49 GMT -5
#13 Why Don't We "Slow Down"
Just because this boy band made a few songs I like, that doesn't mean they won't release music that sucks too. As boy bands do.
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Post by Doc Indie Party Rock on Jan 12, 2022 3:43:37 GMT -5
#14 Guns N Roses "Absurd"
makes you wonder? Was the band a fluke.
#13 Why Don't We "Slow Down"
is there a reason they ripped off The Smashing Pumpkins?
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Post by sadchild on Jan 12, 2022 13:16:25 GMT -5
#12 Greta Van Fleet "Age Of Machine"
People have to be realizing by now this group has sucked all along, right?
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Post by sadchild on Jan 12, 2022 13:17:44 GMT -5
#11 Doja Cat "Kiss Me More"
Someone spent a lot of money on a well-produced music track to let this untalented hot mess piss all over it.
She still needs to stick those french fries back in her nose. Keep pushing them in until you can't sing.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 18, 2022 9:18:40 GMT -5
#10 BIA/Nicki Minaj "Whole Lotta Money"
Lazy off-key delivery of unoriginal lyrics is still a thing, evidently.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 18, 2022 9:19:29 GMT -5
#9 Trace Lysette "SMB"
"Bitch, shit, bitch, shit, bitch, shit." That's all I heard.
Oh, I did catch "Bitch, I’m not your appetizer. Bitch, I’m the lasagna." Whatever the hell that means.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 18, 2022 9:20:31 GMT -5
#8 Rebecca Black "Friday (Remix)"
I didn't think this song could get any worse, but here's a new version that must have been inspired by The Chipmunks. ALVIN!!
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Post by sadchild on Jan 18, 2022 9:22:06 GMT -5
#7 Thom Yorke/Radiohead "Creep 2021"
It's bad enough your music has sucked since album #3. Don't go back and ruin the good songs from your first two.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 18, 2022 9:23:11 GMT -5
#6 City Girls "Twerkulator"
Three questions.
When did JJ Fad reunite?
Why'd they steal Grandmaster Flash's music?
And why are they talking about their ass cheeks?
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Post by sadchild on Jan 18, 2022 9:24:43 GMT -5
#5 Ice Nine Kills "Can't Help Falling In Love"
It's not that metal bands can't pull off a tender ballad. It's just that this metal band sure the hell can't.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 18, 2022 9:26:27 GMT -5
#4 Chad Gray "Always On My Mind"
It's not that metal guys can't pull off a tender ballad. It's just that this metal guy sure the hell can't.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 18, 2022 9:27:51 GMT -5
#3 Emigrate/Till Lindemann "Always On My Mind"
It's not that metal collaborators can't... WAIT?! One awful remake of this song this year wasn't enough?? Dear lord.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 18, 2022 9:32:49 GMT -5
#2 OT Genasis "CoCo"
Every single thing I hate about modern rap, crammed conveniently into one recording.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 18, 2022 9:33:24 GMT -5
#1 Matthew K Heafy/Richard Marx "Right Here Waiting"
This year's biggest 'wtaf were you thinking??' moment.
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Post by Doc Indie Party Rock on Jan 18, 2022 21:36:36 GMT -5
Definitely some of the worse I have heard. I'm not gonna say I made it through all these songs because, that torture would have been unbearable. I figured they would get bad to worse, but sometimes just listening a slight mili second of the song let's me know it's horrendouz.
#5 Ice Nine Kills "Can't Help Falling In Love"
Elvis version can sometimes make me tear up. This versions makes me want to tear things up.
brave job choosing the worst of the worst.
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Post by sadchild on Jan 20, 2022 15:20:30 GMT -5
Elvis version can sometimes make me tear up. This versions makes me want to tear things up. LOL yes! |
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