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Post by rydeordie on Feb 7, 2006 20:16:56 GMT -5
Britney Spears "I'm A Slave 4 U" "leaving behind my lemonade"
TLC "Unpretty" "I've got blue in my tooth"
Madonna "Hung Up" "Waiting For Your Cock Every Night And Day"
Xtina "Genie In The Bottle" ""I'm a genie in a bottle, Baby. Come, come and let Meow.""
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LMAO those KILLED me
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Post by reception on Feb 12, 2006 14:18:40 GMT -5
Fall Out Boy "Dance, Dance" When I heard it for the first time I thought the title was "This, This."
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Post by Pipa on Feb 12, 2006 20:58:10 GMT -5
Corey Hart - Sunglasses at Night Misheard lyrics: "You got a bed and the sky, it sheds" Real lyrics: "You got it made with the guy in shades"
Sum 41 - Fat Lip Misheard lyrics: "I've made up my mind, said 'I've had enough horses**t'" Real lyrics: "The doctor said my mom should have had an abortion"
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Post by pubescentmonster on Feb 13, 2006 9:23:43 GMT -5
The Voice Within -
When theres no one else i wanna fuck myself
correct: when theres no one else look inside yourself
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Post by reception on Feb 19, 2006 13:47:16 GMT -5
INXS "Pretty Vegas"
Misheard: It ain't pretty after north shore
Correct: It ain't pretty After the show
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Post by britrocks16 on Feb 19, 2006 16:47:23 GMT -5
Britney Spears "I'm A Slave 4 U" "leaving behind my lemonade" TLC "Unpretty" "I've got blue in my tooth" Madonna "Hung Up" "Waiting For Your Cock Every Night And Day" Xtina "Genie In The Bottle" ""I'm a genie in a bottle, Baby. Come, come and let Meow."" ------ LMAO those KILLED me ROFLMFAO!
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Post by strong4PMB! on Apr 4, 2006 22:23:00 GMT -5
Sheryl Crow, "If It Makes You Happy" Misheard: Scrape the mole off your back Correct: Scrape the mold off the bread I for real thought it was the misheard line until just now when I realized it DIDN'T sound like mole. I guess always listening to music with headphones now is making a difference.
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Post by strong4PMB! on Apr 4, 2006 22:30:12 GMT -5
"Rick Dee's a dealer, his nickname is the healer" in Kaci's "Intervention Divine." That's why I thought KIIS-FM wouldn't add the song. :( Instead the line is "Frankie's a dealer, His nickname is 'The Healer', He makes a living helping people die..." LMAO! Classic misheard. Same here!
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Post by strong4PMB! on Apr 4, 2006 22:33:08 GMT -5
Mariah Carey - "Shake It Off"
Misheard: Just like the cows come rushin' baaack!
Correct: Just like the Calgon commercial, I...!
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Post by George Tropicana on Apr 5, 2006 0:28:52 GMT -5
Donna Lewis "I Love You Always Forever"
Misheard: You've got the awful smell today Lyric: You've got me almost melting away
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Post by clem on Apr 5, 2006 2:58:06 GMT -5
Fall Out Boy "Dance, Dance" When I heard it for the first time I thought the title was "This, This." LOL! Me too! Mariah Carey - "Shake It Off" Misheard: Just like the cows come rushin' baaack! Correct: Just like the Calgon commercial, I...! LMAO. Bring on the cows, Mariah!
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Post by strong4PMB! on Apr 5, 2006 12:01:24 GMT -5
Donna Lewis "I Love You Always Forever" Misheard: You've got the awful smell today Lyric: You've got me almost melting away Lol, I don't know what she says in the whole song! I like the "you've got...the most shtumble-in'" part.
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Post by beaston on Apr 5, 2006 19:25:59 GMT -5
Hilary Duff / Haylie Duff, "Our Lips Are Sealed"
Real lyrics: "Our lips our sealed" I though: "I like Cecile"
John Mayer, "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
Real lyrics: "Your Body is a wonderland" I thought: "The brownie is mine" <--Haha this was after hearing the song for the first time at the Grammys.
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Post by iMoan on Apr 5, 2006 22:09:28 GMT -5
"I Wanna Know" - Joe Misheard Lyric: Cause I only wanna make you happy, on the bottom of my left-side shoe Actual Lyric: Cause I only wanna make you happy, from the bottom of my heart its true
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Post by derek on Apr 6, 2006 0:09:27 GMT -5
I've listened to Suger, We're going down be FOB for a while now, but have never heard OR understood the lyrics. Before I look them up, this is what I hear in the song, starting with the bridge to the chorus.... Traaabaaajar (as the spanish word, lol), break your name, we are sleeping and a sippy on the wrong team. We're going down, down in aliterial(?) and suger, we're doing down swinging. I'll be another one with the bullet. I know you got car pains, cock it and pull it (repeat chorus). Is this more than you bargained for, yeah. Aaa Tell mommy I'm watching you ti-fool in the closet Wishing to be the freak sheat in your jeans Isn't it messed up, how I'm just dying to meet him I'm nodding your bed bells sisle silighting a song (that's what it sounds like, lol) And now I look the actual lyrics up... Drop a heart, break a name We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team We're going down, down in an earlier round And Sugar, we're going down swinging I'll be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it Is this more than you bargained for yet Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet Wishing to be the friction in your jeans Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him I'm just a notch in your bedpost But you're just a line in a song
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Post by Arson on Apr 6, 2006 1:04:40 GMT -5
In "Crawling Back To You" (Backstreet Boys), I keep hearing "banging at the old front door" rather than "banging at your front door".
In "La Isla Bonita" (Madonna), I used to think it was "Last night I dreamt of South Bagel" instead of "Last night I dreamt of San Pedro".
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Post by ritymeez on Apr 7, 2006 1:28:56 GMT -5
I've had many times that I have misheard lyrics, but I guess the most noticeable one is for T.A.T.U.'s "All the Things She Said."
The lyrics is "Come in over my face, wash away all the shame"
I thought, "C*m all over my face, wash a world to shame."
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Post by spooky21 on Apr 7, 2006 17:42:15 GMT -5
Shake It Off:
Me: Just like a cab on commission, i gotta go, get on out of here.
Real Lyrics: Just like the Calgon commercial life I really gotta get up outta here
lol, it kinda makes sense too. The cab has to go cause its on commission, so it has to get on out of here.
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Post by strong4PMB! on Apr 9, 2006 3:24:19 GMT -5
Hey, my misheard lyric made sense too. I thought it was like that expression, "We gon' party til the cows come home!" So it's like she's gotta get out of there just as the cows come rushing baaack.
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Post by The Music Man on Apr 9, 2006 19:29:54 GMT -5
Geller on WWWQ pointed this one out, and it cracked me up. Beyonce f/ Slim Thug - Check On It:
Real lyric: "All men talk but don't please"
Misheard "I'm on top of donkeys"
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Post by potatosong on Apr 13, 2006 14:36:29 GMT -5
When I was little, there was a Madonna song with the lyrics:
"Last night I dreamed of San Pedro"
My friend thought the lyrics were:
"Last night I drank up some petrol"
I guess she thought it was Madonna trying to be a "wild rebel."
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Post by derek on Apr 14, 2006 1:51:15 GMT -5
LOL today I saw the video Lil' Romeo "My Baby" as the flashback on 106 & Park, and I remember I used to think the little girl said... "Oh Romeo, the kid is porno!" I thought that too! LOL
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Post by COW COW COW COW COW COW COW on Apr 14, 2006 12:14:45 GMT -5
John Mayer: "Your body is a-wonderful. Groove Coverage: "Boooooyfrieeend, Boyfriend running through my veins." Madonna: "Waiting for your cum everynight and day."
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Post by COW COW COW COW COW COW COW on Apr 14, 2006 12:15:50 GMT -5
Mariah Carey - "Shake It Off"
Misheard: Just like the cows come rushin' baaack!
Correct: Just like the Calgon commercial, I...!
Those are the correct lyrics...Mariah Carey is Cow.
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Post by strong4PMB! on Apr 16, 2006 15:24:30 GMT -5
Fall Out Boy "Dance, Dance" When I heard it for the first time I thought the title was "This, This." Lol true.
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Post by iMoan on Apr 16, 2006 15:53:01 GMT -5
"Run It" Chris Brown Misheard: Girl I can set you off, don't believe my AIDS is gonna slow us down Correct: Girl I can set you off, don't believe my age is gonna slow us down
lol
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Post by COW COW COW COW COW COW COW on Apr 18, 2006 8:10:14 GMT -5
" The Voice Within -
When theres no one else i wanna f**k myself
correct: when theres no one else look inside yourself "
I actually misheard it for "when there's no one else fuck inside yourself."
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Post by derek on Apr 19, 2006 2:24:26 GMT -5
"Run It" Chris Brown Misheard: Girl I can set you off, don't believe my AIDS is gonna slow us down Correct: Girl I can set you off, don't believe my age is gonna slow us down lol Also in that song... REAL Lyric:Once I get in you won't wanna go Misheard:Once I get in, you won't let go I was like, uh...this kid is 16. It was a bit suggestive when misheard...especially with the rest of the lyrics surrounding it.
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Post by derek on Apr 19, 2006 2:32:37 GMT -5
" The Voice Within - I actually misheard it for "when there's no one else f**k inside yourself." Thanks for the advice, Chrissy. ;)
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Post by COW COW COW COW COW COW COW on Apr 19, 2006 15:46:11 GMT -5
I'm James...not chrissy...
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