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Post by groovy on Jun 8, 2020 0:22:04 GMT -5
Beyonce - Formation Actual: El Camino with the seat low, sippin' Cuervo with no chaserMisheard: Idk what she's talking about so I just mumble. Also Beyonce - Upgrade U Actual: Audemars Piguet watch, dimples in ya necktie Hermès briefcase, Cartier tie clips Silk-lined blazers, diamond creamed facials Vvs cuff-links, six-star pent suitesMisheard: Again, I'm not a millionaire so I just mumble.
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Post by groovy on Jun 8, 2020 0:24:51 GMT -5
Another one (it went viral on Twitter awhile ago)
Beyonce - Baby Boy
Actual: Baby boy, won't you be mine? Baby boy, let's conceive an angel Misheard: Baby boy, won't you be mine? Baby boy, let's come singaling *mumbles*
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jun 10, 2020 12:02:39 GMT -5
Lil Mosey - Blueberry Faygo
Actual: Imma f**k somethin' Heard: I'm a f**k, son
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jun 11, 2020 18:11:48 GMT -5
Travis Scott - Highest in the Room
Actual: Yeah, dawg, dawg, round my real Heard: Yeah, dawg, dawg, rub my rear
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Post by thelegends on Jun 13, 2020 13:45:28 GMT -5
Kanye West - Yikes
What I Heard : “She could get medicine”
Actual : “Shit could get menacin”
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2020 14:20:49 GMT -5
Benne ft. Gus Dapperton - Supalonely I Heard: "I know if I die, I'm just a loser" Actual Lyrics: "I know I f**ked up, I'm just a loser"
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Post by Fire on Jun 14, 2020 19:47:38 GMT -5
Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out
Actual: When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out I heard: When the mammoths sing us to sleep but now we're stressed out
don't ask...
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Jun 18, 2020 22:13:35 GMT -5
FKA twigs - Good to Love
Actual: Touch me softly, make our kisses last Heard: Touch me softly like our kiss is lost
I might actually prefer the heard version though, it sounds a lot more poetic
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Jun 29, 2020 22:26:41 GMT -5
Dunno if this has already been posted but:
Five for Fighting - Superman Heard: I'm misunderstood but don't be naive Actual: It may sound absurd but don't be naive
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Post by Fire on Jun 29, 2020 23:25:56 GMT -5
The Weeknd - Heartless (the clean radio edit)
Actual:
Never need a chick, I'm what a chick need Tryna find the one that can fix me I've been dodgin' death in the six-speed Amphetamine got my stummy feelin' sickly
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Why? 'Cause I'm heartless And I'm back to my ways 'cause I'm heartless All this money and this pain got me heartless Low life for life 'cause I'm heartless
I heard:
Never need a chicken made of chutney Tryna find the one that can fix me I've been dodgin' rams in the 60s Amphetamine got my stummy feelin' sickly
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Why? 'Cause I'm heartless And I'm back to my ways 'cause I'm heartless All this money and it's landing in the garbage More life for life 'cause I'm heartless
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Post by CatSoul on Jul 1, 2020 19:15:34 GMT -5
M.I.A. - Paper Planes
Heard: Summ-summ-summer-summer murder Actual: Some-some-some I-some I murder
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Jul 4, 2020 10:58:06 GMT -5
If the World Was Ending
Heard: I know, you know, we know we were meant for each other and it's fine Actual: I know, you know, we know we weren't meant for each other and it's fine
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Post by Leaf on Jul 4, 2020 11:22:28 GMT -5
Pearl Jam - Dance of the Clairvoyants
Heard: Stand back from this fairy dance Actual: Stand back when the spirit comes
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Post by Private Dancer on Jul 6, 2020 21:40:13 GMT -5
Lil John Actual: BME click Misheard: Make your meat click
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Jul 7, 2020 21:36:43 GMT -5
Drip Too Hard
Heard: Fives galore, cute s**t, they all on us Actual: Vibes galore, cute s**t, they all on us
Heard: Drip too hard, jump to the car Actual: Drip too hard, charge it to the card
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Post by CatSoul on Jul 11, 2020 13:50:03 GMT -5
Flo Rida - Wild Ones (feat. Sia)
Heard: If you took me home to be your woman Actual: If I took you home, it'd be a home run
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Post by Abbaschand on Jul 12, 2020 5:15:31 GMT -5
Travis Scott - Stargazing
Heard: '99, Tekashi would have to relocate Actual: '99, took AstroWorld, it had to relocate
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jul 24, 2020 22:31:19 GMT -5
One from the new Taylor Swift album, which I had to look up as I knew it sounded off when I heard it lol:
Actual: But we were something, don't you think so? Roaring twenties, tossing pennies in the pool Heard: But we were something, don't you think so? Roaring twenties, tossing panties in the pool
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Jul 24, 2020 23:42:16 GMT -5
One from the new Taylor Swift album, which I had to look up as I knew it sounded off when I heard it lol: Actual: But we were something, don't you think so? Roaring twenties, tossing pennies in the pool Heard: But we were something, don't you think so? Roaring twenties, tossing panties in the pool Oh shit it's not 'panties in the pool'? Shame, I think that works better
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Post by The Music Man on Jul 28, 2020 2:42:34 GMT -5
Just discovered this one after only 20 years.
Heard: "But my smiles are just a frown, just a froooown..." Actual: "But my smiles are just a front, just a froooont..."
- "I Try," Macy Gray
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jul 29, 2020 11:00:01 GMT -5
Falling - Trevor Daniel
Heard: I think I'm Michael Wallen Actual: I think I might go all in
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Post by SabrinaFan on Aug 4, 2020 12:48:07 GMT -5
Cyn - Drinks
Heard: First name's Chris, yeah I know it's a bummer Actual: First thing's first, yeah I know it's a bummer
I was like, wow, that's kinda ballsy of her to call her ex out by his first name in a popular song lol.
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Aug 6, 2020 3:46:11 GMT -5
One Direction - Perfect
Heard: And if you like bein' to drive it with the windows down Actual: And if you like midnight driving with the windows down
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Post by CatSoul on Aug 6, 2020 15:01:07 GMT -5
I saw in the comments section of a clean version of Super Bass someone saying "You forgot to censor 'dick on his eye'." "You're like slicker than the guy with the dick on his eye" The actual lyric, for the unaware, is " thing on his eye."
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Aug 9, 2020 10:08:53 GMT -5
Kanye West - Monster
Heard: Head of the class and she just wanna swallow-sip Actual: Head of the class and she just won a swallowship
This line is one of Kanye's worst and I love it
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Post by Abbaschand on Aug 9, 2020 21:07:04 GMT -5
Kacey Musgraves - High Horse
Heard: 'Cause everyone knows someone who kills Dabuz Actual: 'Cause everyone knows someone who kills the buzz
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Post by Leaf on Aug 11, 2020 15:51:32 GMT -5
Dua Lipa - Cool
Heard: We've been up, broke up tonight Actual: We've been up all goddamn night
Future Nostalgia
Heard: John Lennon coming your way Actual: John Lautner coming your way
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Post by Au$tin on Aug 17, 2020 20:23:48 GMT -5
Abir - Yallah
Actual: Yallah, habibi (يالله, حبيبي) Heard: Yellow, my peepee
Doesn't help the song is in English aside from a line here or there. When that popped up the first time I was like "uhhhh she should probably get that checked out."
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Post by thelegends on Aug 19, 2020 9:05:39 GMT -5
Juicy J ft. Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz - Bandz A Make Her Dance
“If yo girl don’t swallow kids, man, that hoe basic”
I misinterpreted the lyric, I thought 2 Chainz was bragging about his gf swallowing alive kids, but it turns out that 2 Chainz was bragging about his gf swallowing cum. It sounds creepy af.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2020 23:47:05 GMT -5
Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now
Actual: Did a full 180 Heard: Did I fool one lady
I didn't notice this until today when my brother was singing it lmao.
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