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Post by automatictlc on Nov 27, 2006 13:11:06 GMT -5
Since you been gone I CAN'T breathe for the first time I'M SOBER THAN ALLLLLLLLLLL, YEAHHHH-YEAH thanks to you Now I get What i want. :( Shake It Off: Me: Just like a cab on commission, i gotta go, get on out of here. Real Lyrics: Just like the Calgon commercial life I really gotta get up outta here lol, it kinda makes sense too. The cab has to go cause its on commission, so it has to get on out of here. *falls to the floor* ...I thought she said that all this time too!
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Post by danny565 on Dec 10, 2006 18:06:54 GMT -5
I've always thought it was "Just like a cab, I'll go rushing past"
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Post by iMoan on Dec 11, 2006 20:06:24 GMT -5
Rihanna - Unfaithful
Misheard: "I don't wanna be a motorbike"
Actual "I don't wanna be a murderer"
lol, she has a very strong accent.
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Post by Hervard on Dec 15, 2006 11:33:40 GMT -5
I just read the lyrics to "Russians" by Sting and found out that the first line is "In Europe and America..." I always thought he was singing, "When you're a part of America".
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Post by Positive Tension on Dec 20, 2006 3:42:02 GMT -5
Ha, thanks for posting the lyrics to the Rhianna song. I always thought she said, "I don't wanna be a runner-up," and I was like, WTF? All the camels come out for a public affair I thought the same thing too! I didn't know the word was cameras. :|
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Post by reception on Dec 21, 2006 18:06:52 GMT -5
Lloyd f/Lil Wayne "You"
Misheard: She's five two but I want you
Actual: (She's fine too but I want you)
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Post by beaston on Dec 21, 2006 21:00:08 GMT -5
I'm just reading this whole thread and LMFAO!!
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Post by reception on Jan 27, 2007 16:14:52 GMT -5
Ciara f/Chamillionaire: Get Up
Misheard Move, bring me along
Actual M-ooo-ve, ring the alarm
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Post by johnm1120 on Oct 19, 2008 21:41:45 GMT -5
Lifehouse - Broken:
Misheard: "I may have lost my wiener"
Actual:
"I may have lost my way now"
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Post by selenatisdale411 on Oct 20, 2008 0:18:15 GMT -5
"Run It" Chris Brown Misheard: Girl I can set you off, don't believe my AIDS is gonna slow us down Correct: Girl I can set you off, don't believe my age is gonna slow us down lol I thought it was AIDS this whole time too. Like 3 years later!
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Post by Minimalism on Oct 20, 2008 0:32:29 GMT -5
Ha, this is back. I got one, from Mariah's "I Stay In Love". Correct: "I try to front like, oh well, each time..." Misheard: "I try to fart like a whale, each time..."
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Post by K. on Oct 20, 2008 9:11:35 GMT -5
Ha, this is back. I got one, from Mariah's "I Stay In Love". Correct: "I try to front like, oh well, each time..." Misheard: "I try to fart like a whale, each time..." I thought that line had something to do with a whale too.
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Post by killzone on Oct 20, 2008 15:47:36 GMT -5
Coldplay "Viva la Vida"
Misheard: "Feel the fear in my enemy's ass."
Correct: "Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes."
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Post by Bluemargay on Oct 20, 2008 19:35:26 GMT -5
This isn't that major
"Maybe we'll turn it all around It's not too late, it's never too late"
Heard "Baby, we'll turn it around"
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Post by selenatisdale411 on Oct 20, 2008 19:43:18 GMT -5
Come on Over - Christina Aguilera
Real: "Im not just talking About your sexuality"
Misheard: "And I just fucking know About your sexuality"
I actually just found out what the correct lyrics are right now.
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Post by lelefan on Oct 20, 2008 20:48:34 GMT -5
Coldplay "Viva la Vida" Misheard: "Feel the fear in my enemy's ass." Correct: "Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes." lol i thought it said that too
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Post by Amy on Oct 21, 2008 13:08:19 GMT -5
This one is courtesy of a friend:
T.I. / Rihanna - Live Your Life
Misheard: "Cause I'm a big butt chaser"
Correct: "Cause I'm a paper chaser"
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Post by Monroe on Oct 21, 2008 18:13:47 GMT -5
Amy Whinehouse:
Back To Black
You kept your dick wet. catch my surprise when those were actually the words.
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Post by Bluemargay on Oct 22, 2008 12:25:43 GMT -5
Justin Timberlake My Love
"I can see us with swolen hands, walking on the beach toes in the sand I can see us on future side"
Real "I can see us HOLDING hands, walking on the beach our toes in the sand I can see us on the COUNTRYside
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Post by musicaddict on Oct 22, 2008 20:11:28 GMT -5
Coldplay "Viva la Vida" Misheard: "Feel the fear in my enemy's ass." Correct: "Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes." lol i thought it said that too LMFAO
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Post by Mikal on Oct 23, 2008 17:52:10 GMT -5
Pink - Sober
Misheard - I saved a pie, nothing can touch me
Real - I'm safe up high, nothing can touch me
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M.I.A. - URAQT
Misheard - You Fuck my Man and Rape my ho
Real - You Fuck my Man and Wreck my home
LMAO :)
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Post by Abel on Oct 23, 2008 17:55:40 GMT -5
Mariah Without You:
No I can't forget the semen, on your face as you were leaving. :X
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Post by K. on Oct 23, 2008 19:00:44 GMT -5
Icky.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2008 20:25:10 GMT -5
Shake It Off: Me: Just like a cab on commission, i gotta go, get on out of here. Real Lyrics: Just like the Calgon commercial life I really gotta get up outta here Wow. Me and my friend just talked about that the other day! lol He thought that was the words too. I had to correct him. LOL
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Post by Bluemargay on Oct 25, 2008 1:07:55 GMT -5
This has to do with Chris's Accent
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Post by johnm1120 on Oct 31, 2008 0:56:39 GMT -5
Celine almost went emo:
Sounded like: Once touched my vein
Real: Once touched by pain
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Post by ☆ ClassicLegend ☆ on Oct 31, 2008 10:17:19 GMT -5
Mine are a bit scandalous. I used to confuse that same part of "I'm A Slave 4U" about the "I just wanna have sex with you". Black Eyed Peas - My Humps Misheard: I drive these f***ers crazy, I do it on the dailyActual: I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily Tori Amos - Professional Widow Misheard: He's got a big dick Actual: It's gotta be big Janet Jackson featuring Khia - So Excited Misheard: If you like it, and I'll do it, I'll give head, work the pole Actual: Do you like it when I do it, I go head to toe Misheard: I ain't got nothin' but a thong on Actual: I'ma keep your body thumpin baby Misheard: Act black, don't hurt me, look sexy, talk dirty Actual: Act bad, don't hurt me, look sexy, talk dirty Monifah - Touch It Misheard: Could you, just put that thing in me, so I could just f*** on you so you could just f*** on me Actual: Could you, just put that thing on me, so I could just suck on you so you could just suck on me Christina Aguilera - Dirrty Misheard: Expose your ass, let's get dirrty Actual: Show your hands, let's get dirrty Misheard: I need that c*ck to get me off, sweat until my clothes come off Actual: I need that, uh, to get me off, Sweat until my clothes come off Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know Misheard: I hate to f*** you in the middle of dinner Actual: I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner Jessica Simpson - Fired Up Misheard: Watch how I'm gonna blow Actual: Watch out its gonna blow I am pretty sure does say that, that's what I hearing when it first came out, than all of a sudden you can clearly say brothers. I think that's an edited version or something. ****dead*** at lyrics for so excited, even for a Janet song, that's out there, Janet known for having alot of misunderstood lyrics. you could fill this thread up with nothing but her lyrics. we call it Jackoness lol Michael does this as well
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Post by Disco🌶️📖 on Oct 31, 2008 15:57:09 GMT -5
Justin Timberlake My Love "I can see us with swolen hands, walking on the beach toes in the sand I can see us on future side" Real "I can see us HOLDING hands, walking on the beach our toes in the sand I can see us on the COUNTRYside LOL. I thought that one was "I can see us holding hands, fuckin' on the beach, our clothes in the sand..."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2008 15:21:27 GMT -5
Amy Whinehouse: Back To Black You kept your dick wet. catch my surprise when those were actually the words. hahahaha :worship:
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Post by Glove Slap on Nov 1, 2008 15:29:14 GMT -5
I'm sure there have been more, but my most embarrassing one stems from Ciara's Goodies.
Real: Sexy, independent
I heard: Sexy, my penis pump
Well, at the very least it helped to add to those rumors...
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