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Post by uncanny614 on Sept 18, 2022 16:58:24 GMT -5
Tori Amos: Professional Widow remix
Who's bringing the dope tonight Who's bringing the dope tonight Who's bringing the dope tonight
He's got a big d*** He's got a big d*** He's got a big d***
Real lyrics:
Honey bring it close to my Honey bring it close to my Honey bring it close to my
It's gotta be big It's gotta be big It's gotta be big
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Post by rainie on Oct 21, 2022 22:40:43 GMT -5
i'm lighting up rn but had to swing by to share this gem with y'all
azealia banks - 212: original: why procrastinate, girl ? heard: white procrastina**er
yes those asterisks are for the letters you think they are. i thought ,,, "maybe she's creating her own n word spin-off for the sake of the rhyme scheme ?" 💀
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Post by CatSoul on Oct 31, 2022 20:55:40 GMT -5
Both from my mom:
Charli XCX - Break the Rules
Actual: Getting high and getting wrecked
Mom: Is she saying 'getting high and getting raped'? Me: NO
Chalie Boy - Thick Fine Woman (I'd never even heard this before it just came on the hip hop station, and honestly it does sound like 'big fat woman' or possibly 'big-bottomed woman')
Mom: So Taylor Swift is getting canceled but it's okay for this guy to have a song where he just says 'big fat woman'?
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Post by bat1990 on Nov 1, 2022 14:35:12 GMT -5
Janet Jackson "My Need"
My ears for nearly 20 years: My love, my need (My need) Tonight (Tonight), I feel so tired (Really, really need)
Actual: My love, my need (My need) Tonight (Tonight), I feel so tight (Really, really need)
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Post by M5AGTS on Nov 2, 2022 17:24:53 GMT -5
Lady Gaga, Coldy O'Donis: Just Dance
Heard: And we're all getting hoes tonight.
Actual: And we're all getting hosed tonight.
I was singing it that way for several years lol.
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Post by SabrinaFan on Nov 2, 2022 19:52:38 GMT -5
Lady Gaga, Coldy O'Donis: Just Dance Heard: And we're all getting hoes tonight. Actual: And we're all getting hosed tonight. I was singing it that way for several years lol. I still thought it was "hoes" until I just read your post lmao.
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Post by Nasarati on Nov 7, 2022 11:39:46 GMT -5
Thomas Dolby Actual: "Lincoln steaming in the chilly air of the morning" (to be fair, that's an odd lyric in the first place nnn) Heard: "[n-word plural] steaming in the chilly air of the morning" I was shook upon first listen. I would have been like "no way", but this song is like 4 decades old, so it wouldn't have been impossible back then the absolutely BLISSFUL synth-pop production tho omg, one of my fave songs in history and I'm not the only one who heard this lol www.iusedtobelieve.com/music/misheard_lyrics/misheard_lyrics_d26.phpwww.amiright.com/misheard/song/flyingnorth.shtmlThis post is like four months old, but I just wanna crawl out of the woodworks and congratulate you -- Thomas Dolby's 80s work is THEE pinnacle of taste. I love his literary-oddball style of synthpop.
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Post by walt91 on Nov 10, 2022 23:39:50 GMT -5
Just had this blonde moment after five years of listening to this song LMAO
Lorde - Green Light
Heard: But on the aisle, be seein' you 'ever I go But on the aisle, seein' you down every road ... 'Cause on the aisle, come get my things, but I can't let go
Actual: But honey, I'll be seein' you 'ever I go But honey, I'll be seein' you down every road ... 'Cause honey, I'll come get my things, but I can't let go
Writing it out, I realize that my interpretation doesn't make much sense haha
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Post by SabrinaFan on Nov 11, 2022 10:14:41 GMT -5
Sam Smith and Kim Petras - Unholy
Actual: Daddy's getting hot at the body shop Heard: Daddy's getting hot at the barber shop
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Post by M5AGTS on Nov 11, 2022 10:46:26 GMT -5
Sam Smith and Kim Petras - Unholy Actual: Daddy's getting hot at the body shop Heard: Daddy's getting hot at the barber shop Me picturing that like...
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Post by mkarns on Nov 11, 2022 17:56:25 GMT -5
Neon Trees, "Animal":
Actually: "Say goodbye to my heart tonight" I thought it was: "Take a bite of my heart tonight"
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Post by Fire on Nov 12, 2022 12:42:41 GMT -5
Lil Nas X - Star Walkin
Actual: I'm headed to the stars, ready to go far I'm star walkin'
Heard: I'm headed to the stars, ready (person in paris)? fall. I'm star walkin'
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Post by walt91 on Nov 12, 2022 22:46:43 GMT -5
SG Lewis & Tove Lo - Call On Me
Heard: Feels right, call on me
Actual: I feel your body call on me
Song's a huge bop, but it does not sound like she's saying the actual lyrics at all, at least not to me lol
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Post by dremolus - solarpunk on Nov 16, 2022 7:14:16 GMT -5
Bleeding Love Heard: Clothes don't fall off Actual: Closed off from love
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Post by woods on Nov 20, 2022 22:31:38 GMT -5
"Boyfriend" - Dove Cameron
Heard: Up on that, I won't quit Actual: Up all night, I won't quit
That line makes a lot more sense now.
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Post by M5AGTS on Nov 20, 2022 22:33:32 GMT -5
"Boyfriend" - Dove Cameron Heard: Up on that, I won't quit Actual: Up all night, I won't quit That line makes a lot more sense now. I didn't know that until reading this post. I've been singing up on that this entire time lmao.
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Post by Glass Joe on Nov 28, 2022 22:09:47 GMT -5
In Carrie Underwood's "Before he cheats," I used to think she was saying "carved my name into his legacy."
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Post by Fire on Nov 29, 2022 0:48:01 GMT -5
mark ronson f/bruno mars - uptown funk
heard: and i'm bad like Bad Bunny actual: And my band 'bout that money
this was weird bc i never ever heard the lyric like that until just like a few weeks ago lol
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Post by born on Dec 3, 2022 10:08:07 GMT -5
Tove Lo - "2 Die 4"
heard: you don't look black in your photo, you're prettier than that (which obviously floored me) actual: you don't look like in your photo, you're prettier than that
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Post by JukeboxJacob on Dec 6, 2022 5:18:23 GMT -5
In Carrie Underwood's "Before he cheats," I used to think she was saying "carved my name into his legacy." ok but that's so much cooler
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Post by JukeboxJacob on Dec 6, 2022 5:22:13 GMT -5
Perfect - Ed Sheeran
Heard: barefoot on the cross Actual: barefoot on the grass
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Post by SabrinaFan on Dec 6, 2022 8:32:27 GMT -5
Smoke and Fire - Sabrina Carpenter
Heard: Feel the heat, suicidal running Actual: Feel the heat, so we started running
I know this isn't the lyric, yet every time I hear it my brain is still like "did she just say suicidal?" for a moment lol.
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Post by Au$tin on Dec 12, 2022 12:10:28 GMT -5
JoJo - Fresh New Sheets Actual: I'm in no mood for company, just me (I look crazy) Heard: I'm in no mood for company, just me (I look pregnant)
DNCE - Got Me Good Actual: Had me fooled with all the kisses and thе games Heard: Happy cool with more kisses than the gays
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Post by M5AGTS on Dec 13, 2022 0:29:24 GMT -5
I just learned two min ago that in Baby One More Time she says, "And now you're out of sight yeah." I always thought it was "And now you're right outside yeah." I've been singing it wrong for so long.
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Post by Nasarati on Dec 16, 2022 15:11:50 GMT -5
"Bleach" by Isaac Dunbar.
Real lyics: "So call me like the lover that you are" What I fucking heard (and still hear tbh): "So leave me like an automatic car"
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Post by M5AGTS on Dec 21, 2022 0:24:22 GMT -5
I just learned that Taylor says "He's taking off his COAT" instead of "off his CLOTHES" in Style. I've been singing it wrong for this many years lmao.
2 min later: Just learned that in Cruel Summer she sings "He looks UP GRINNING like a devil." instead of "He looks SO PRETTY like a devil."
Another update: Just found out Out Of The Woods doesn't go "Your NECK WAS hanging from my neck." and that's its actually, "Your NECKLACE hanging from my neck." I thought the neck hanging from neck was some sort of metaphor lmao.
Taylor you need to enunciate more.
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Post by JukeboxJacob on Dec 21, 2022 0:52:33 GMT -5
How Do I Say Goodbye - Dean Lewis
Heard: You gave me my name & the color of your ass Actual: You gave me my name & the color of your eyes
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Post by SabrinaFan on Jan 4, 2023 13:58:57 GMT -5
New Radicals - You Get What You Give
Actual: 4 AM, we ran a miracle mile Heard: Bored AF, we ran a miracle mile
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Post by Fire on Jan 4, 2023 16:12:38 GMT -5
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle
Actual: Everything, everything'll be just fine Everything, everything'll be alright, alright
Heard: Elephant, elephant be just fine Elephant be alright, alright
😭😭😭😭
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Post by walt91 on Jan 5, 2023 16:00:07 GMT -5
Nelly Furtado & Timbaland - Promiscuous
Heard: You're dope, have a player, artichoke Actual: You're dope, have a player 'bout to choke
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