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Post by when the pawn... on Jul 30, 2009 8:01:31 GMT -5
Positively Somewhere, Jennifer Paige
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Post by carriefan0209 on Jul 30, 2009 8:09:28 GMT -5
Tamyra Gray = the dreamer
WE WIN
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Post by when the pawn... on Jul 30, 2009 8:19:10 GMT -5
WHAT'S UP NOW?! Congrats smashes!
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Post by gin on Jul 30, 2009 9:44:14 GMT -5
Wow, the Flops's flag erupted in tragic flames about as quickly as a certain someone's solo career... we all know who I'm talking about. Kelly Rowland! Congratulations, Smashes! And Flops, I'm sorry, but one of you will die tonight. Prepare for your first tribal council.
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Post by gin on Jul 30, 2009 9:49:14 GMT -5
Tribal Council 1: Flops
1. Crazytowel 2. conformistmonkeys 3. zron08 4. Artie Ziff 5. Dance*Or*Die 6. NLP 7. reidlos20 8. sonnydays
Welcome Flops, to your first Scherzinger Orgy Tribal Council. You must vote to kill one of your own. PM me your vote. You have 48 hours to vote, and anyone who doesn't vote casts a vote against himself or herself or in the case of the people who are uncomfortable publicly displaying gender, itself. The person with the most votes will be KILLED BRUTALLY. And nobody wants that. Good luck!
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Post by when the pawn... on Aug 4, 2009 10:14:04 GMT -5
Any update?
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Post by nlp81906 on Aug 4, 2009 12:54:25 GMT -5
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Post by MOWE on Aug 4, 2009 17:32:21 GMT -5
Patience, you guys. Nicole Scherzinger is obviously very busy. I mean, when you're the lead singer of one incredibly successful group AND have a red-hot solo career on your hands, you'd be busy too! We're lucky a superstar like her takes the time out of her crazy schedule to host this show.
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Post by gin on Aug 4, 2009 19:02:20 GMT -5
NICOLE HAS ARRIVED![/color]
I'm sorry but due to only getting 4/8 votes I thought most people weren't interested. I guess this game wasn't destined to flop though, as evidenced by your smash interest. So let's get to tribal council and death.
THE VOTES
ARTIE ZIFF
REIDLOS
CRAZYTOWEL
CONFORMISTMONKEYS
ZRON
REIDLOS
CONFORMISTMONKEYS
We have 2 votes Reidlos, 2 votes Conformistmonkeys, and 2 sexual pleasure devices in my arse.
FINAL VOTE
CONFORMISTMONKEYS
Oh my dear lord, I am so sorry Charlotte, but it looks like you have to die first.
EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL DEATH COMING UP
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Post by gin on Aug 4, 2009 19:09:35 GMT -5
THE FIRE PIT THAT BURNED THE FLOPS' FLAG IS NOW READY TO BURN AN ACTUAL FLOP HUMAN! THROW HER IN!
Charlotte is thrown into the fire pit. She starts screaming hysterically as her hair becomes ingulfed in flames. The flames consume her feet and as she tries to jump out of the fire pit, her jump is short, she lands on the edge of the fire pit, and her feet crumble into chunks of ash. She collapses to her knees, both kneecaps shattering instantly when they hit the floor of the pit from the fiery shock. She tries to scream more but her vocal cords have been charred by the flames. She flails her arms desperately and pointlessly, as her armhairs erupt into thousands of mini-flames and erode her flesh in a matter of seconds.
Then, all of a sudden, a trap door in the floor opens up and a mini stage rises up from below. Sean Kingston is standing on the stage in an Elvis suit, and begins singing "SOMEBODY CALL 9-1-1. Shawty's fire burning in the music store. Awhoaoah." However, nobody heeds Kingston's advice to call 9-1-1, and Charlotte is left to burn to her death, which is very slow and painful.
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Post by gin on Aug 4, 2009 19:10:13 GMT -5
Smashes 1. Blacked.Out.Circus.- 2. TITAN XXIX 3. me5671 4. Cody 5. qwerty22 6. fran.182 7. erfrank 8. Matt
Flops 1. Crazytowel 3. zron08 4. Artie Ziff 5. Dance*Or*Die 6. NLP 7. reidlos20 8. sonnydays
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Post by gin on Aug 4, 2009 19:44:50 GMT -5
Tribal Immunity Challenge 2: Goodies Hunt
Hello, everybody! Welcome to your second challenge. In honor of my best friend and global superstardom equivalent Ciara, we will be playing Goodies Hunt, which is just like a treasure hunt, except for goodies. My goodies, my goodies, my goodies YES my goodies. Find the goodies to win!
I have hidden 5 of my goodies in the CHR/Pop forum. There is one in each of the following threads:
CHR/POP Top 50 mediabase chart(UPDATED DAILY): Lady Gaga - LoveGame Katy Perry - Waking Up In Vegas The Pussycat Dolls - Hush Hush Mariah Carey - Obsessed (TOP 40 on CHR!)
Accompanying each goodie is a code. Post the code AND the topic in which you found it here to score a point for your tribe. Each player may only post ONE code for this challenge. The first tribe to get three points will win immunity.
Survivors ready, GETMAIGOODIES!
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Post by Dance Or Die on Aug 4, 2009 20:17:21 GMT -5
Mariah Carey - Obsessed (TOP 40 on CHR!): fg67bgcyews334
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Post by gin on Aug 4, 2009 20:18:34 GMT -5
Correct! The Flops have one goodie!
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Post by LoveKiller on Aug 4, 2009 20:21:56 GMT -5
Hush Hush:
shinydildo11
^^^ really? hahaha
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Post by gin on Aug 4, 2009 20:23:41 GMT -5
OMG, you found my shiny dildo! The Flops have two goodies. GASP!
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Post by LoveKiller on Aug 4, 2009 20:33:48 GMT -5
trxd0wvcbx2uiy73
^^^ waking up in vegas. took me forever...ha
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Post by gin on Aug 4, 2009 20:43:31 GMT -5
trxd0wvcbx2uiy73 ^^^ waking up in vegas. took me forever...ha I'm sorry, but the rules stated each player could only post one! That point goes to the Smashes by default. =o
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Post by MOWE on Aug 4, 2009 21:15:35 GMT -5
xxxpornocube666
From the CHR/POP Top 50 mediabase chart(UPDATED DAILY)
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Post by gin on Aug 4, 2009 22:53:42 GMT -5
You found my pornocube, yippie! It's all tied up, two and two. OH MY GOD, SO INTENSE! And the challenge is intense, too.
Whoops, I was exposed there for a minute.
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Post by when the pawn... on Aug 4, 2009 23:32:27 GMT -5
hcf7wegfcbo23luihc9e
Lady Gaga, Lovegame thread
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Post by gin on Aug 4, 2009 23:35:32 GMT -5
Wow, Flops, I am sorry to say, you have lost again. One of you should prepare to die.
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Post by gin on Aug 4, 2009 23:38:04 GMT -5
Tribal Council 2: Flops
1. Crazytowel 3. zron08 4. Artie Ziff 5. Dance*Or*Die 6. NLP 7. reidlos20 8. sonnydays
Welcome, Flops, to your second TC, and that doesn't stand for titty carnival. You must vote to kill one of your own. PM me your vote. You have 48 hours to vote, and anyone who doesn't vote casts a vote against himself or herself. Good fuck!
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Post by carriefan0209 on Aug 5, 2009 10:22:27 GMT -5
I guess the flops have Nicole Flopzinger on their team
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Post by gin on Aug 8, 2009 0:19:31 GMT -5
Okay I'll read the votes. Reidlos reidlos reidlos reidlos, wow four votes reidlos, the other votes really don't matter now, do they. Time for death by goodies.
Nicole approaches reidlos, who has been strapped into a chair, and pushes her chest into his face. She begins twisting her torso back and forth, slapping his face with her boobs. A noticeable bulge forms in his pants. Nicole takes off her shirt and bra and reidlos grins with pleasure. She then takes a metal bra with several sharp spikes on both cups and clamps it on. She calls for one of her manservants to bring her a tub of acid. She stoops down and soaks her steel-covered chest in the tub. She then goes back to reidlos and slaps his face with her breasts. The spikes cut hundreds of slits into his face, and the acid enters all of them. Reidlos screams in sheer pain as white pus begins spewing from all his cuts, and Nicole keeps working her moves on reidlos's face. Bits of reidlos's face fall to the floor in what can only be described as awkward turds of flesh. He continues screaming in immense pain, and Nicole takes off her pants and reveals she is wearing panties made of Saran wrap.
Let's see how you like my final goodie!
Nicole stands on a stool and presses her ass directly into reidlos's face. He begins to suffocate, and in desperation tries to bite her ass flesh. He can't sink his teeth through the Saran wrap, though, especially with all the ass pressure on his face. He vomits, but the vomit has nowhere to escape, and he is forced to choke on it, finally meeting his unbelievably shameful fate.
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Post by gin on Aug 8, 2009 0:20:19 GMT -5
Smashes 1. Blacked.Out.Circus.- 2. TITAN XXIX 3. me5671 4. Cody 5. qwerty22 6. fran.182 7. erfrank 8. Matt
Flops 1. Crazytowel 3. zron08 4. Artie Ziff 5. Dance*Or*Die 6. NLP 8. sonnydays
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Post by gin on Aug 8, 2009 0:22:50 GMT -5
AMAZING SUPER KILLFEST
Everybody, I've got some important news. There is going to be an amazing super killfest coming up. The only way you won't be killed is if you hide in the bathroom. You'll have 3 days to go into the bathroom; that should be more than enough time. Okay, good luck.
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Post by Pikachu. on Aug 8, 2009 2:16:28 GMT -5
*goes into bathroom*
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Post by LoveKiller on Aug 8, 2009 11:56:57 GMT -5
(hides in bathroom?)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2009 12:37:19 GMT -5
???
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