gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 18, 2009 23:07:38 GMT -5
Wow, poor DanceOrDie spent 3 hours searching for the answer! :( At least she got it. Maybe I need to make them a tad easier. And remember, you don't need to PM me a link to the post, just the name of the song that you think the post is describing.
Smashes Radar. me5671 fran.182 erfrank
Flops zron08 NLP sonnydays
Adults Only Nicole Brittaney Starr Dance*Or*Die
Here's your next quote:
|
|
Dance Or Die
Platinum Member
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 1,018
|
Post by Dance Or Die on Aug 18, 2009 23:13:54 GMT -5
About 1 1/2 of those hours were searching in a 40+ page thread I was so certain had the quote, but of course it didn't!
|
|
|
Post by when the pawn... on Aug 18, 2009 23:14:51 GMT -5
About 1 1/2 of those hours were searching in a 40+ page thread I was so certain had the quote, but of course it didn't! What was the right answer? I thought it was "Hush Hush"
|
|
Dance Or Die
Platinum Member
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 1,018
|
Post by Dance Or Die on Aug 18, 2009 23:15:57 GMT -5
^That's what I thought it was, it was "Sugar" by Flo Rida.
|
|
|
Post by carriefan0209 on Aug 18, 2009 23:56:41 GMT -5
i couldnt hide in the bathroom because I WAS BANNED FOR MAKING FUN OF A FLOP, AKA KATHERINE MCPHEE
I WANT MY IMMUNITY
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 19, 2009 0:02:14 GMT -5
I can do a lot of freaky things, but I can't bring back the dead. :( I can however, kill that skank Katherine McPhee.
Nicole takes her prized GlassDildo that Sue Johansen gave her. She walks over to Kat McPhee who was living inside the music store, feeding off of breath mints and chewing gum.
Open wide, Kathy.
Katherine looks up like a frightened dog. She lets out a soft whimper and slowly opens her mouth. Nicole eases the GlassDildo down Kat's throat, and then proceeds to screech as loud as she possibly can. The GlassDildo breaks, and shards of glass are shot everywhere inside Kat's esophogus. She screams bloody murder (literally), and as she does a fountain of blood spurts from her mouth. She then vomits up several liters of blood before falling to the ground, dead.
I guess the world is so over it. *points to Katherine McPhee*
|
|
|
Post by carriefan0209 on Aug 19, 2009 0:08:25 GMT -5
BUT I WANT TO BE IN THIS GAME!!! I WOULD HAVE WON!!!
DONT MAKE ME GO RICHARD HATCH ON YOUR ASS!!!
(but if you want me to.... ;) )
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 19, 2009 15:21:51 GMT -5
The answer was "Please Don't Leave Me," and Radar got it first.
Smashes me5671 fran.182 erfrank
Flops zron08 NLP sonnydays
Adults Only Nicole Brittaney Starr Dance*Or*Die Radar.
Your next quote:
[/size]
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 19, 2009 15:40:22 GMT -5
That extremely accurate quote was identified correctly by 69me17 or something along those lines. It was from the Jai Ho! thread.
Smashes fran.182 erfrank
Flops zron08 NLP sonnydays
Adults Only Nicole Brittaney Starr Dance*Or*Die Radar. me5671 Samuel L. Jackson
Here's the next quote:
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 19, 2009 16:36:15 GMT -5
Ugh... those damn smashes are smashing again. C'mon Flops! I'm rooting for you in an unbiased way! Anyways, erfrank got this one. "We Made You" by Eminem.
Smashes fran.182
Flops zron08 NLP sonnydays
Adults Only Nicole Brittaney Starr Dance*Or*Die Radar. me5671 Samuel L. Jackson erfrank Goat
Next:
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 19, 2009 22:24:14 GMT -5
Tribal Council 4: Flops
Wow. Okay, I'm really sorry you guys. Fran got the final correct answer, which was "Lovers In Japan." And then qwerty got invited into the Adults Only room with the rest of us and me, Brittaney, Samuel, and the Smashes did naughty things to a goat. So what? Anyways, time to vote to kill one of your own. Again, I'm so sorry. But I need to get back to the orgy, so bye.
Flops zron08 NLP sonnydays Dance*Or*Die
You have 48 hours to vOOOHte, get that goat outta my jiney!
|
|
|
Post by Rockstar (qwerty22) on Aug 21, 2009 22:15:02 GMT -5
Update soon hopefully. It's been about 48 hours. But we shouldn't rush Nicole. After all, she is one of the most successful artists of the decade!
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 22, 2009 1:37:56 GMT -5
Update soon hopefully. It's been about 48 hours. But we shouldn't rush Nicole. After all, she is one of the most successful artists of the decade! Plus, I'm awful worn out from that orgy. Damn qwerty, I never thought anybody would find my G spot again. It's been so many years since that triple penetration caused all that feeling loss down there.
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 22, 2009 1:40:45 GMT -5
So, here are the votes, you're really gonna like 'em.
SONNYDAYS
DANCE OR DIE (Better start dancin', MWAHAHAHAHA)
ZRON
Final vote
ZRON
Well, zron, not only do you get to die a painful death, you get to die a painfully uncreative death as well!
Nicole takes out a gattling gun and shoots zron in the face, chest, testicles, and feet. He falls to the floor dead.
But it's not all bad! Your soul will be sent to purgatory. Whee!
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 22, 2009 1:45:45 GMT -5
Good news, everyone. It's time for the merger!
Repressed Singles Radar. me5671 qwerty22 fran.182 erfrank Dance*Or*Die NLP sonnydays
Purgatory zron08
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 22, 2009 1:56:30 GMT -5
Individual Immunity Challenge 1: Payola
You guys, we're re-releasing Baby Love and expect it to go #1 on CHR and the Hot 100. But we need your payola help. You must PM me an amount of money. It can be as low as $0.01 and as high as humanly imaginable. After everyone has PMed me a number, the person who sent me the lowest amount of money will be eliminated from the challenge for being a cheapskate, and the person who sent me the highest amount of money will be eliminated from the challenge for being stupid and using such an obvious amount of money that would cause suspicion amongst chart followers. If there are any ties for lowest and highest, all tied players will be eliminated. This will go on until we have 2 players, and then the final part of the challenge will be revealed. For this first round of the challenge, everyone has 48 hours to PM me their payola contributions. Thank you so much.
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 24, 2009 10:24:23 GMT -5
Let's reveal all the amazing donations I've received.
Radar. donated $?
me5671 donated $?
qwerty22 donated $?
fran.182 did not donate, so $?
erfrank donated $?
Dance*Or*Die donated $?
NLP donated $?
And sonnydays donated $?
Well fran gets the boot for being the ULTIMATE cheapskate, and qwerty, honestly, WTF were you thinking? It's one of my singles! I myself wouldn't have donated more than five dollars, let alone one billion. So fran and qwerty are out. And to the rest of you, thank you for your generous and less than generous donations, every little bit counts. Now, the six remaining in the competition have 48 hours to PM me the second payola amount they want to contribute. This is a fresh shart start, so it will not be added to your first amount. Remember, highest and lowest gets the boot. Good luck!
|
|
|
Post by Rockstar (qwerty22) on Aug 24, 2009 18:01:32 GMT -5
Just wanted to drop by and let everyone know I'm now:
I'm a Belieber! (qwerty22)
|
|
|
Post by Rockstar (qwerty22) on Aug 24, 2009 18:34:13 GMT -5
I'm now:
$pecial Belieber (qwerty22)
YAYYYYY!
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 26, 2009 15:46:32 GMT -5
Let's check out my well-deserved donations!
Radar. donated $?
me5671 donated $?
erfrank donated $?
DanceOrDie donated $?
NLP donated $?
sonnydays was the ultimate cheapskate for this round, not donating! $? >:(
So sonnydays and erfrank are eliminated! The four remaining players have 48 hours to contribute a new amount to me. Good fuck!
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 28, 2009 17:39:16 GMT -5
Let's take a look at the donations.
Radar. just couldn't resist the urge to be the ultimate cheapskate. $0.00
me5671 donated $69.69, and for donating such an amazing amount, he gets the special bonus prize of a FLAVORED DILDO.
Dance*Or*Die donated $44.57
NLP donated $300
The one time NLP decides to be generous to Nicole, and he ends up paying for it, literally! AHAHAHAHAHA! MY NAME IS NICOLE! Also, Radar. is eliminated, too.
So we just have Dance*Or*Die and me6969 or something. Now, I've received a considerable bit of money over these last three rounds, and the one of you who was paying the most attention will now win immunity. I need both of you to PM me an estimate of the total amount of money you think I've received. The first two donations have been cleared, so that throws a monkeydildo into things. You both have 48 hours to PM me your answer, and whoever is closest (you CAN go over, don't worry, I'm not a prick like Bob Barker (although I've had Barker's prick, and let me say, he still has all the vitality he did in his Match Game days (my mom told me about her experiences with him (she was a whore too (not a literal whore, just more of a trashy individual))))) will win immunity. Good lick!
|
|
|
Post by nlp81906 on Aug 28, 2009 21:38:30 GMT -5
Christ, Scherzinger, you're going to slaughter your own fellow Kentuckian?
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 29, 2009 0:02:53 GMT -5
I would never! unless you deserved it
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 29, 2009 20:50:43 GMT -5
I have the estimates. 6969me guessed $1,002,999,999. DanceOrDie guessed $1,153,345,454.79. The correct answer was
$1,002,536,136
69me wins immunity! Here is your immunity idol; wear it with pride.
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 29, 2009 20:54:26 GMT -5
Tribal Council 5
Radar. me5671 qwerty22 fran.182 erfrank Dance*Or*Die NLP sonnydays
Welcome to your first tribal council as a merged group. In a moment, one of you will be brutally killed in a method I wouldn't even wish upon the other dolls. You have 48 hours to PM me your vote. You can't vote for 69me, because he is immune. Anybody who does not cast a vote will automatically vote against himself or herself. Good luck.
|
|
MOWE
2x Platinum Member
"Sometimes we have to make our own luck." ~LOST
Joined: January 2007
Posts: 2,876
|
Post by MOWE on Aug 30, 2009 10:14:12 GMT -5
So now I have beads AND a flavored dildo... what a week!
|
|
summers
Platinum Member
Joined: April 2008
Posts: 1,587
|
Post by summers on Aug 31, 2009 2:55:10 GMT -5
Best reality show evah! I LOVE YOU NICOLE!!!
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 31, 2009 3:02:27 GMT -5
Best reality show evah! I LOVE YOU NICOLE!!! Why thank you!
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 31, 2009 13:32:41 GMT -5
I have enough votes. Let's read them now.
DANCE OR DIE
DANCE OR DIE
DANCE OR DIE
DANCE OR DIE
DANCE OR DIE
Final vote...Extremely suspenseful musicRADAR.
Well, Dance Or Die, for being a worthy competitor, an active player, and an obvious threat to these other goons' competence, you have been sentenced to death. That's just how we do things in Scherzinger territory. Get in the oil drum, NOW.Dance Or Die stares blankly at Scherzinger as the oil drum is wheeled out in front of her. As the realization that she is going to die sets in, she turns and runs. She tries to open the doors to the music store, but they are locked tight. She tries breaking through the glass windows, but they are plexiglass.Dance Or Die: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! DON'T KILL ME!Suddenly, remembering her username, Dance Or Die begins to dance. However, the music store's overhead speakers begin to play "Evacuate The Dancefloor," and Dance Or Die loses all desire to live. She saunters over to the oil drum and gets inside. As "Evacuate The Dancefloor" keeps playing, other contestants plead to get in the drum with Dance Or Die. Nicole reminds them they are contractually obligated and cannot die until they are voted out.
Nicole pushes a button and a trap door in the floor opens up. Two of Nicole's manservants pick up the oil drum and hurl it down through the trap entrance.R.I.P. Dance Or Die. And thank god that awful Ejaculate The Dancewhore song is finally over.
|
|
gin
9x Platinum Member
Has-been
bitch Are You Mentally Retarded???????? Take medications! and GTFO now
Joined: March 2009
Posts: 9,096
|
Post by gin on Aug 31, 2009 13:34:42 GMT -5
Repressed Singles Radar. me5671 qwerty22 fran.182 erfrank NLP sonnydays
Purgatory zron08 Dance*Or*Die
|
|