Janet to Offer "Secret Wedding" Planning Services

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AP - The Pop diva is now aiming to be a wedding planner, but not just an ordinary wedding planner rather a "Secret Wedding" planner. Janet Al Mana, who has admitted to being secretly married twice, says that she feels there is a need for this kind of service among high-profile people who want to have intimate ceremonies without the paparazzi hounding the event. "We offer several packages. The one that generated the most interest is the Secret Island package where the guests will be invited to a faux event and several armed men will put sacks over the heads of the guests and transport them hands-tied to the secret wedding location. After the reception, the guests will be drugged and wake up at their homes with no recollection of the event." When asked about more cost-effective solutions, Janet had also something to offer. "I understand that not everyone is going to marry a billionaire, so we also created a cost-conscious alternative. Our cheapest package is called the La Toya package. Just invite her to your wedding and once she goes to the media and talk about your wedding, no one will believe that it happened. That's how I did it with Rene." The good news is everyone can also avail of that La Toya magic for only $1,999.00 plus food, transportation and accommodations for La Toya. Several high-profile couples have already inquired about the services. Janet also mentioned a new parenting book that she is currently writing to be released next year. The working title is "Phantom Mom: Guide to Raising Secret Children". She said that she will share tips on how to raise children out of the media spotlight, and she means really out of the spotlight.