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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 20:48:00 GMT -5
Noah Cyrus - Stay Together "I went outside to smoke a cigarette" You're 17. :| Thats pretty bad. There are prob 17 year olds that smoke tho.
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Post by Sambalada on Apr 21, 2017 20:51:10 GMT -5
GURLS go figure that we're talking about Miley's little sister here. MILEY. CYRUS.
go figure.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 20:52:00 GMT -5
Omarion/Chris Brown/Jhene Aiko - Post To Be "Gotta eat the booty like groceries"
Chris Brown/Tyga - Ayo "She too into me, I'm more into money My hobby's her body, that pussy's my lobby I'ma eat it, I'ma eat it"
Both songs are really good but those lyrics are f**ked.
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Post by graham on Apr 21, 2017 22:02:02 GMT -5
Jacob Sartorius – Bingo:
"Can I pick you up meet your dad?"
I saw a roast video on this and it was the first thing that came to mind. :)
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Post by rainie on Apr 22, 2017 14:17:31 GMT -5
Noah Cyrus - Stay Together "I went outside to smoke a cigarette" You're 17. :| Thats pretty bad. There are prob 17 year olds that smoke tho. Am 17, can confirm
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Post by Golden Bluebird on May 2, 2017 19:41:03 GMT -5
Logic featuring Alessia Cara and Khalid - "1-800-273-8255"
"Who can relate? WOO!"
Keep in mind that this is a song about suicide and you can see the problem with this line.
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Post by mkarns on May 2, 2017 20:00:33 GMT -5
Noah Cyrus - Stay Together "I went outside to smoke a cigarette" You're 17. :| LeAnn Rimes was only 14 when she sang about having her breakfast with pink champagne, in her 1996 hit "One Way Ticket (Because I Can)". Now, I personally think that it's OK for teenagers to learn to drink responsibly, but others might cringe at that.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2017 20:08:19 GMT -5
We also have 19 year old Xxxtentacion rapping about f**king too much.
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Post by Harx on May 3, 2017 1:07:16 GMT -5
We also have 19 year old Xxxtentacion rapping about f**king too much. Just as cringeworthy as Kodak using racism as an excuse for being a rapist. Also 19
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 6, 2017 8:02:35 GMT -5
Hollywood Undead, "Everywhere I Go"
The song is very catchy, but it's lyrical are mostly nonsensical, and I highlight these lines:
When I start drinking My dick does all my thinking Hoes want to be seen with me And I like their big thick titties D-cups with extra filling Take it out let me lick it quickly
These too:
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a fucking butcher And I'll punk the pussy like I'm Ashton Kutcher
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Post by lyhom on May 6, 2017 8:40:27 GMT -5
Hollywood Undead, "Everywhere I Go" The song is very catchy, but it's lyrical are mostly nonsensical, and I highlight these lines: When I start drinking My dick does all my thinking Hoes want to be seen with me And I like their big thick titties D-cups with extra filling Take it out let me lick it quickly These too: So I'll beat my meat like I'm a fu cking butcher And I'll punk the pussy like I'm Ashton Kutcher honestly I'm just reminded of that "charlie scene was got a weewee that he likes to show" line every time I think of the song lmao
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2017 11:00:17 GMT -5
No one's posted this lyric from Broccoli yet? "Put that dick up in her pussy but she feel it in her toes"
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Post by boysilver400 on May 9, 2017 7:28:25 GMT -5
Surprised No one has mentioned this:
David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj & Lil Wayne, Light my body.
"I'm Icy, get it? Cuz my name's N-I-C" Like, Nicki has dropped bad puns before but, just...eww...
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Post by rainie on May 9, 2017 18:23:11 GMT -5
Logic featuring Alessia Cara and Khalid - "1-800-273-8255" "Who can relate? WOO!" Keep in mind that this is a song about suicide and you can see the problem with this line. YES omg thought i was the only one that had a problem with this. Kills the mood of the song IMO
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Post by boysilver400 on Jun 19, 2017 20:14:21 GMT -5
Just listend to Crying in the Club by Camila Cabello.
"With a little faith, your tears turn to ecstasy.."
.....So basically, the guy's tears will turn into a party drug that could kill him if taken. I know ecstasy is meant to be 'fun' but it's still a deadly drug.
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Jun 19, 2017 20:19:30 GMT -5
Just listend to Crying in the Club by Camila Cabello. "With a little faith, your tears turn to ecstasy.." .....So basically, the guy's tears will turn into a party drug that could kill him if taken. I know ecstasy is meant to be 'fun' but it's still a deadly drug. You do realize ecstasy has another definition, right? It doesn't exclusively refer to the drug, but also the feeling of being, you know, ecstatic.
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Post by House Lannister on Jun 22, 2017 13:52:17 GMT -5
Ariana Grande - "Side To Side" feat. Nicki Minaj Body smoking so they call me young Nicki chimneyOutside the weak rhyme scheme, I thought she was on fire there. Worst lyrics now belong to Bon Appetit by Katy Perry. I think I lost my appetite while reading them.
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Post by Abbaschand on Jun 25, 2017 4:12:04 GMT -5
I think the whole "Everyday Bro" is a treasure chest full of cringey lyrics.
"It's everyday bro/with that Disney Channel flow." "England is my city." "Two months ago you didn't know my name/now you want my fame?"
That's some examples.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2017 4:16:58 GMT -5
Rihanna ft Eminem - Numb "I'm that siren that you hear, I'm the butt police" "And I'm looking at your REAR REAR REAR"
Shoot me.
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Post by Raccoon on Jun 26, 2017 0:39:05 GMT -5
Surprised No one has mentioned this: David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj & Lil Wayne, Light my body. "I'm Icy, get it? Cuz my name's N-I-C" Like, Nicki has dropped bad puns before but, just...eww... Can't forget this. It gave me an ear infection 'Got you lit like tick tick tick, like tick tick tick
Tick tick, Tune'
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Post by boysilver400 on Jun 26, 2017 8:51:54 GMT -5
Can't forget this. It gave me an ear infection 'Got you lit like tick tick tick, like tick tick tick
Tick tick, Tune' Wtf? Lmao.
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Post by .It'sGriffin on Jun 26, 2017 11:03:28 GMT -5
Broccoli:
Lil Yachty starts with a nice pickup line: "Hey lil' mama would you like to be my sunshine?" But then follows it up with: "N***a touch my gang we gon' turn this shit to Columbine" I mean, he was like 16 when they made that song so who knows?
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Post by .It'sGriffin on Jun 26, 2017 11:04:29 GMT -5
I think the whole "Everyday Bro" is a treasure chest full of cringey lyrics. "It's everyday bro/with that Disney Channel flow." "England is my city." "Two months ago you didn't know my name/now you want my fame?" That's some examples. Ah, yes. The anthem of the Country of London.
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Jun 26, 2017 14:07:19 GMT -5
DJ Khaled featuring Rihanna and Bryson Tiller - "Wild Thoughts"
This song features Bryson Tiller's best vocal performance I've heard from him (though I've only heard Don't, Exchange, and this song from him), but yeah, these lines are pretty bad.
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Post by lyhom on Jun 30, 2017 11:04:15 GMT -5
from "faking it" by calvin harris f/ kehlani & lil yachty: "Remember that time I put those pepperonis on your face, made you a creature Now I think about you Every single time I eat pizza, ohh" lmao wtf
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Post by kacpe3 on Jul 3, 2017 4:43:10 GMT -5
From "Break Up Every Night" by Chainsmokers She wants to break up every night Then tries to fuck me back to life ...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2017 22:34:36 GMT -5
"She blow that dick like a cello" -Lil Yachty, Peek A Boo
So... The Cello is now a flute?
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Post by truemusicreviews on Jul 3, 2017 23:16:19 GMT -5
"She blow that dick like a cello" -Lil Yachty, Peek A Boo So... The Cello is now a flute? Yachty's justification of this line was actually hilarious. genius.com/11906168
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Post by Harx on Jul 4, 2017 0:09:09 GMT -5
from "faking it" by calvin harris f/ kehlani & lil yachty: "Remember that time I put those pepperonis on your face, made you a creature Now I think about you Every single time I eat pizza, ohh" lmao wtf "She blow that dick like a cello" -Lil Yachty, Peek A Boo So... The Cello is now a flute? This, Columbine lyric from Broccoli and "All my bitches come in pairs like balls in my nutsack" lyric from iSpy should already make people aware that he's actually coming up with this shit on purpose
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Post by Harx on Jul 5, 2017 4:45:13 GMT -5
First line of chorus in Avril Lavigne - Here's To Never Growing Up " Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungsWith the boom box blaring as we're falling in love Got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk Singing here's to never growing up" Because Radiohead has all these anthemic songs you sing at the top of your lungs...
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