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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2017 5:26:17 GMT -5
*belts out in an extremely loud voice in the middle of the street* BUT I'M A CREEP! I'M A WEIRDO! WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE!?"
Someone has to try that.
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Post by ilikemusic on Jul 6, 2017 0:59:08 GMT -5
Is it weird that your bra remind me of a Kanye West song Is it weird that your ass reminds me of a Katy Perry song
Jason Derulo - Trumpets
Whoever wrote this ..... lmao
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Post by कामसूत्र on Jul 6, 2017 2:04:48 GMT -5
Is it weird that your ass reminds me of a Katy Perry song It must be a really mediocre one if he picked one of hers.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2017 7:06:17 GMT -5
That mentioning of being in 1D by that Cheryl's boy
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Post by DistrictTwelve on Jul 12, 2017 19:40:24 GMT -5
The bridge of This Is How We Do by Katy Perry.
This one goes out to the ladies at breakfast in last night's dress (It's how we do, straight stuntin' like that) Uh-huh, I see you Yo, this goes out to all you kids that still have their cars at the club valet and it's Tuesday (This is how we do yeah straight stuntin' like that) Yo, shout out to all you kids, buying bottle service, with your rent money Respect
But honestly the whole song is pretty cringy so..
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2017 2:39:03 GMT -5
i'll refer to my boy ab-soul for one of the cringiest lyrics of all time:
"is she a lesbian or a librarian, i know she got room for the dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...........shionary
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Jul 13, 2017 14:50:52 GMT -5
DJ Khaled featuring Rihanna and Bryson Tiller - "Wild Thoughts" This song features Bryson Tiller's best vocal performance I've heard from him (though I've only heard Don't, Exchange, and this song from him), but yeah, these lines are pretty bad. Oh right, and there's also this line. I'm carrying that water, Bobby Boucher, baby
Not the first time someone references an Adam Sandler movie in an R&B/hip-hop song. For example: Kanye West – "Jesus Walks" They be askin' us questions, harass and arrest us Sayin' "We eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2017 15:13:00 GMT -5
DJ Khaled featuring Rihanna and Bryson Tiller - "Wild Thoughts" This song features Bryson Tiller's best vocal performance I've heard from him (though I've only heard Don't, Exchange, and this song from him), but yeah, these lines are pretty bad. Oh right, and there's also this line. I'm carrying that water, Bobby Boucher, baby
Not the first time someone references an Adam Sandler movie in an R&B/hip-hop song. For example: Kanye West – "Jesus Walks" They be askin' us questions, harass and arrest us Sayin' "We eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast"I'd say those lyrics are decent wordplay. Nothing glaringly bad
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Jul 13, 2017 15:16:18 GMT -5
Oh right, and there's also this line. I'm carrying that water, Bobby Boucher, baby
Not the first time someone references an Adam Sandler movie in an R&B/hip-hop song. For example: Kanye West – "Jesus Walks" They be askin' us questions, harass and arrest us Sayin' "We eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast"I'd say those lyrics are decent wordplay. Nothing glaringly bad Still though, it's a pretty corny reference.
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Post by Wavey✨️ on Jul 13, 2017 18:14:59 GMT -5
Whattt. Tiller was on point. Cant get ANY clearer than those descriptions. 🚪🤔
And Yeezy was definitely referring to what is still going on to this date with Police Brutality.
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Post by कामसूत्र on Jul 13, 2017 21:35:44 GMT -5
i'll refer to my boy ab-soul for one of the cringiest lyrics of all time: "is she a lesbian or a librarian, i know she got room for the dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...........shionary Wow. That's really bad.
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Jul 17, 2017 16:37:14 GMT -5
Future – "High Demand"
"Grab on that pussy like Donald"
HOLY F**K
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Post by matteeeb on Jul 18, 2017 16:29:31 GMT -5
Mama too hot like a (like what?) Mama too hot like a furnace (furnace)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2017 17:48:41 GMT -5
Future – "High Demand" "Grab on that pussy like Donald"HOLY F**K I love that song, how did I not catch that?!?
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Jul 24, 2017 22:38:51 GMT -5
Not really a lyric but...
You name your dance after Soup...and you add a combination that doesn't even go together.
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Post by irice22 on Jul 25, 2017 0:21:21 GMT -5
The bridge of This Is How We Do by Katy Perry. This one goes out to the ladies at breakfast in last night's dress (It's how we do, straight stuntin' like that) Uh-huh, I see you Yo, this goes out to all you kids that still have their cars at the club valet and it's Tuesday (This is how we do yeah straight stuntin' like that) Yo, shout out to all you kids, buying bottle service, with your rent money Respect But honestly the whole song is pretty cringy so.. I think these lyrics are actually pretty funny. Her delivery might be cringe-worthy.
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Post by boysilver400 on Aug 1, 2017 20:55:27 GMT -5
We have yet to mention this infamous lyric from Dwayne Carter himself.
Future ft. Lil Wayne-Karate Chop(original)
"Beat that, p*ssy, up like, Emmet Till, yeah."
Yes, this s**t actually happened.
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Aug 16, 2017 1:09:01 GMT -5
To me, Hey Soul Sister is part GP. But looking at the lyrics, what the hell is Monohan SAYING?
I'm so obsessed My heart is bound to beat Right out my untrimmed chest I believe in you Like a virgin, you're Madonna And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind
Then, there's this..
The way you can cut a rug, watching you is the only drug I need, so gangster I'm so thug...
I never even knew what the hell cutting a rug meant..
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Post by Golden Bluebird on Aug 22, 2017 8:59:51 GMT -5
Yo Gotti and Mike Will Made-It featuring Nicki Minaj - "Rake It Up"
Brought out the pink Lamborghini just to race with Chyna Brought the Wraith to China just to race in China Lil' bad Trini bitch but she mixed with China Real thick vagina, smuggle bricks to China (woo)
I think you can see the problem with this.
EDIT: Actually, you know what, maybe scratch this one. She did rhyme words with other words but they are internal rhymes. "Race" rhymes with "Wraith" (though I guess only kinda), and "mixed" rhymes with "thick" which rhymes with "bricks".
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2017 4:06:09 GMT -5
To me, Hey Soul Sister is part GP. But looking at the lyrics, what the hell is Monohan SAYING? I'm so obsessed My heart is bound to beat Right out my untrimmed chestI believe in you Like a virgin, you're MadonnaAnd I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind Then, there's this.. The way you can cut a rug, watching you is the only drug I need, so gangster I'm so thug...I never even knew what the hell cutting a rug meant.. I'm pretty sure someone could make a top 100 list of all the cringeworthy lines from just that one band.
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Post by AndryX7 on Aug 30, 2017 4:05:33 GMT -5
T-Pain – Bang Bang Pow Pow ft. Lil Wayne "I go so hard they call me go so hard". It's both cringe-worthy and funny.
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Post by MilesW1998 on Aug 30, 2017 4:16:39 GMT -5
Nicki's verse in Side To Side, where she rhymes tricycle with bicycle and icicle.
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Post by theflying on Sept 4, 2017 17:50:28 GMT -5
First line of chorus in Avril Lavigne - Here's To Never Growing Up " Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungsWith the boom box blaring as we're falling in love Got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk Singing here's to never growing up" Because Radiohead has all these anthemic songs you sing at the top of your lungs... LOLOLOLOLOLLLLL I love this post a lot.
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Post by House Lannister on Sept 5, 2017 21:09:35 GMT -5
To me, Hey Soul Sister is part GP. But looking at the lyrics, what the hell is Monohan SAYING? I'm so obsessed My heart is bound to beat Right out my untrimmed chestI believe in you Like a virgin, you're MadonnaAnd I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind Then, there's this.. The way you can cut a rug, watching you is the only drug I need, so gangster I'm so thug...I never even knew what the hell cutting a rug meant.. Cut a rug=Dance But yeah, those lyrics are bad.
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Post by House Lannister on Sept 5, 2017 21:27:30 GMT -5
Speaking of unusual singalongs,
Dylan Scott---My Girl
I love it when she raps to an Eminem song.
Which one? Better still, which one could she do that didn't make her sound borderline psycho?
Credit to the Rap Critic for pointing this out.
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Post by superdroid73 on Sept 5, 2017 22:05:09 GMT -5
"I'm the shit I'm farting, don't know how to potty".
Kodak Black-Drowning
"I'm the shit I need some toilet paper" Kodak Black-Tunnel Vision
I swear Kodak must have taken a page out of Lil' Wayne's book of terrible shit puns.
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Post by MilesW1998 on Sept 5, 2017 22:09:57 GMT -5
"I'm the s**t I'm farting, don't know how to potty". Kodak Black-Drowning "I'm the s**t I need some toilet paper" Kodak Black-Tunnel Vision I swear Kodak must have taken a page out of Lil' Wayne's book of terrible s**t puns. Didn't Lil Wayne make a "shitty" pun in Keri Hilson's 2009 hit in his verse?
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Post by superdroid73 on Sept 5, 2017 22:21:03 GMT -5
Train-Hey, Soul Sister "I'm so gangsta, I'm so thug"
Yeah, keep telling yourself that, buddy
Lil Wayne on Paris Hilton's "Good Time" "I walked up to a big butt and asked her ass, butt what?!"
I facepalmed so hard at that lyric
Kent Jones-Don't Mind
"she gave me desktop 'till I overload"
*cringe* obvious dumb sex reference is obvious
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Post by superdroid73 on Sept 5, 2017 22:24:44 GMT -5
"I'm the s**t I'm farting, don't know how to potty". Kodak Black-Drowning "I'm the s**t I need some toilet paper" Kodak Black-Tunnel Vision I swear Kodak must have taken a page out of Lil' Wayne's book of terrible s**t puns. Didn't Lil Wayne make a "s**tty" pun in Keri Hilson's 2009 hit in his verse? yup, and that's just one of many of those that he's done throughout his career.
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Post by superdroid73 on Sept 5, 2017 22:39:22 GMT -5
DJ Khaled featuring Rihanna and Bryson Tiller - "Wild Thoughts" This song features Bryson Tiller's best vocal performance I've heard from him (though I've only heard Don't, Exchange, and this song from him), but yeah, these lines are pretty bad. Oh right, and there's also this line. I'm carrying that water, Bobby Boucher, baby
Not the first time someone references an Adam Sandler movie in an R&B/hip-hop song. For example: Kanye West – "Jesus Walks" They be askin' us questions, harass and arrest us Sayin' "We eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast"Also, there's Drake's line from Bedrock: "I'll race for your love, shake and bake, Ricky Bobby".
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