|
Post by Golden Bluebird on Nov 23, 2018 13:10:28 GMT -5
From "A Calabasas Freestyle" by Jaden Smith:
"Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant"
I haven't heard the song (and most other Jaden Smith songs, for the record), but I saw someone commenting on this line on Twitter and I felt the need to bring up the line here because WOW
|
|
|
Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Dec 9, 2018 16:36:00 GMT -5
All of Te Bote in English. ALL. OF. IT.
You broke my heart (you broke my heart) (Woo) Without meaning and without reason (Without meaning and without reason) (Ah) But I have a new ass who gives me a lot of affection and f*cks me real good (real good)
|
|
|
Post by Ezekiel 23:20–21 on Dec 9, 2018 17:46:34 GMT -5
Speaking one of the most critically acclaimed and commercially successful rappers of the past two decades... "I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, f**ked in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said "We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed" Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? "After I f**k you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest," the next day my mother said "I don't know what the f**k's up with this kid The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that f**ker get you upset Go in there, stick a f**kin' cigarette to his neck I'll bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, I bet He probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this, of course unless you object" "Aw, go f**k his brains out if any's left in his head" " WHAT IS THIS EVEN? This is some next level shit.
|
|
tanooki
Diamond Member
2019 Breakthrough
lucia gta 6
Joined: August 2017
Posts: 10,080
Pronouns: they/she/fae
|
Post by tanooki on Dec 9, 2018 18:26:53 GMT -5
Speaking one of the most critically acclaimed and commercially successful rappers of the past two decades... "I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, f**ked in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said "We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed" Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? "After I f**k you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest," the next day my mother said "I don't know what the f**k's up with this kid The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that f**ker get you upset Go in there, stick a f**kin' cigarette to his neck I'll bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, I bet He probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this, of course unless you object" "Aw, go f**k his brains out if any's left in his head" " WHAT IS THIS EVEN? This is some next level s**t. Insane by Eminem. It's horrible lmao
|
|
lazer
2x Platinum Member
Joined: January 2018
Posts: 2,524
|
Post by lazer on Dec 11, 2018 9:58:35 GMT -5
Hey Soul Sister: Every line.
|
|
|
Post by cassiuscasanova on Dec 11, 2018 14:31:46 GMT -5
WHAT IS THIS EVEN? This is some next level s**t. Insane by Eminem. It's horrible lmao Was Eminem molested?
|
|
|
Post by cassiuscasanova on Dec 11, 2018 14:32:16 GMT -5
"Somebody grab him some clippers, his f**king beard is weird" -Richard Colson Baker, 2018 when attempting to diss one of the most critically acclaimed and commercially successful rappers of the past two decades That was definitely dumb
|
|
|
Post by cassiuscasanova on Dec 11, 2018 14:34:17 GMT -5
"I'm the sh*t I'm farting, I don't know how to potty" - Kodak Black 2016/2017 (A Boogie With The Hoodie - Drowning) Lol the hell
|
|
|
Post by cassiuscasanova on Dec 11, 2018 14:36:36 GMT -5
Nicki Minsk's verse in Rake It Up: Brought out the pink Lamborghini just to race with Chyna Brought the Wraith to China just to race in China Lil' bad trini bitch but she mixed with China Real thick vagina, smuggle bricks to China She rhymed China...with China...5 fu cking times. That's just embarrassing. And yet I still kind of like this song. I hateeed that
|
|
|
Post by cassiuscasanova on Dec 11, 2018 14:37:40 GMT -5
Is it weird that your bra remind me of a Kanye West song Is it weird that your ass reminds me of a Katy Perry song Jason Derulo - Trumpets Whoever wrote this ..... lmao I’d be curious as to which songs
|
|
rainie
8x Platinum Member
but its not real, and you don't exist
Joined: February 2016
Posts: 8,595
Pronouns: they / them
|
Post by rainie on Dec 11, 2018 15:03:56 GMT -5
This line in Sicko Mode...
And they chokin me Bet these crackers wish this was a noose
I guess it’s not the worst line in a vacuum, but in a party song like Sicko Mode randomly throwing in a somewhat vivid line about lynching is...jarring to say the least.
|
|
|
Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Jan 7, 2019 19:27:21 GMT -5
Lukas Graham once again proves that he's the Tommy Wiseau of songwriting with Love Someone.
There are days I wake up and I pinch myself You're with me, not someone else And I am scared, yeah, I'm still scared That it's all a dream
Ok, you paranoid nut.
'Cause you still look perfect as days go by Even the worst ones, you make me smile I'd stop the world if it gave us time
...What the hell is that supposed to mean?
'Cause when you love someone You open up your heart When you love someone You may grow If you love someone And you're not afraid to lose 'em You'll probably never love someone like I do You'll probably never love someone like I do
Yeah, Tommy Wiseau all the way.
|
|
Okay
New Member
Joined: November 2018
Posts: 421
|
Post by Okay on Jan 7, 2019 21:32:11 GMT -5
Every time Ed Sheeran sings "so in love"
|
|
YourFaveIsAFlop
5x Platinum Member
Catch me in the fridge, right where the ice be
Joined: April 2014
Posts: 5,467
|
Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on Jan 8, 2019 8:37:17 GMT -5
From Alizee's second album, the english version of "J'ai pas 20 ans" - I'm Not 20 -
I've never been able to track down the liner notes to the album to see who actually wrote the English version, but it couldn't have been Mylene Farmer (who wrote the French version) because she speaks English.
|
|
Ky
4x Platinum Member
Joined: December 2004
Posts: 4,477
|
Post by Ky on Jan 8, 2019 9:40:48 GMT -5
The two that always come to mind here are:
JT - Summer Love - "This just can't be summer love." The order of the lyrics gets under my skin, and I think changes it a ton. Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott - Hero - "Someone told me love would all save us." Similar thing with the order of the words.
A new one that I just don't listen to is 2002 by Anne-Marie. I feel like there are several more that join this in the category of referencing a time period, but getting the details wrong.
|
|
|
Post by feldspar905 on Jan 10, 2019 22:38:28 GMT -5
Last man was a pussy had a vagina-Juice wrld And also Maxipads 4 everyone-Xxxtentacion (the entire fucking Song)
|
|
Au$tin
Diamond Member
Pop Culture Guru
Joined: August 2008
Posts: 54,539
My Charts
Pronouns: He/his/him
|
Post by Au$tin on Jan 14, 2019 14:50:15 GMT -5
From the new Weeknd track: You said you might be into girls (Into girls) Said you're going through a phase (Through a phase) Keeping your heart safe (Keepin' your heart safe, oh) Well, baby, you can bring a friend (Bring a friend) She can ride on top your face (Top your face) While I fuck you straight (While I fuck you straight, yeah)
|
|
cjay
3x Platinum Member
Joined: October 2006
Posts: 3,045
|
Post by cjay on Jan 14, 2019 21:55:26 GMT -5
“Damn I fucks with you” With You, Queen Carey
|
|
wjr15
8x Platinum Member
Joined: October 2013
Posts: 8,586
|
Post by wjr15 on Jan 16, 2019 19:31:43 GMT -5
My local CHR morning show just had a segment where they play Kidz Bop edits versus the original song. All I can say is WOW, these are beyond cringeworthy. Kidz Bop "I Like It"
|
|
Choco
Diamond Member
lavender haze
Joined: February 2009
Posts: 27,029
My Charts
Pronouns: he/him
|
Post by Choco on Jan 18, 2019 13:25:58 GMT -5
Well, baby, you can bring a friend (Bring a friend)
She can ride on top your face (Top your face)
While I fuck you straight (While I fuck you straight, yeah)
I like the track overall but come on.
|
|
|
Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Jan 26, 2019 0:19:51 GMT -5
I can't believe I've forgot to mention this: ALL OF LOGIC'S EVERYBODY. ALL OF IT. It's if Randy Marsh tried to make a "Woke" album.
And then we got his new song, Keanu Reeves.
"I don't play no games 'less we talkin' Fortnite"
Oh, and my favorite part:
Did you know I'm mixed like Obama?
Oh geez, well you had 44 verses about that in Everybody, so CLEARLY, I HAD NO IDEA.
|
|
|
Post by Golden Bluebird on Jan 26, 2019 12:19:35 GMT -5
Boogie feat. Eminem - "Rainy Days"
I left my legacy hurt? Fuckin' absurd Like a shepherd havin' sex with his sheep, fuck what you heard
|
|
|
Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Feb 24, 2019 15:29:06 GMT -5
I'm listening to Xan now...OH MY GOD
I'ma go ball like I'm talented, woah Don't go act like I'm irrelevant, woah You a "male who is into other males", irrelevant, ayy
|
|
fernando4
New Member
Joined: June 2017
Posts: 347
Pronouns: he/him
|
Post by fernando4 on Mar 1, 2019 1:33:19 GMT -5
eli. - "i'm sad"
"Hey girl, you're a cutie. Wait, no that's a watermelon. It's been so long since i had any affection from a woman (I'm so lonely)."
|
|
gabe
3x Platinum Member
gay
Joined: July 2018
Posts: 3,237
|
Post by gabe on Mar 7, 2019 10:22:19 GMT -5
|
|
wjr15
8x Platinum Member
Joined: October 2013
Posts: 8,586
|
Post by wjr15 on Mar 14, 2019 17:02:36 GMT -5
Flo Rida's "My House" just came on a playlist I was listening to and the line "home run, slam dunk, touchdown, pass" is so bad that I just crack up laughing at it.
|
|
|
Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Apr 10, 2019 18:07:46 GMT -5
I'm a year late but...all of Revival.
"I'm smellin' like a damn mechanic With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent"
ALL OF IT.
|
|
House Lannister
6x Platinum Member
Would be Twitcher/YouTuber
Joined: May 2015
Posts: 6,522
|
Post by House Lannister on Apr 11, 2019 13:38:44 GMT -5
Some lyrics that bug me from recent listens:
Straight masterpiece, way out of my league Yeah but I'm gonna hold her like a trophy tonight (Did Gravey have a hand in this one?)
One That Got Away by Michael Ray
Tonight we're gonna get rowdy Get out the Coke and Crown me (oof)
Get Down South by Montgomery Gentry
Maybe a hundred bad days made a hundred good stories A hundred good stories make me interesting at parties (um, OK?)
100 Bad Days by AJR
|
|
|
Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Apr 27, 2019 0:57:31 GMT -5
So many highlights off Neotheater...
Next Up Forever
Your eyes are open
So never close them
I kinda wish I was still a virgin
Dying to finally see what sex is like
Birthday Party
I bet it's always gonna stay this fun
I bet it's easy staying away from drugs
I bet our parents always stay in love
I bet my ignorance is always bliss
Except ignoring pigment in our skin
I bet my country's nice to immigrants
And that's just how it is
Is this band REALLY going woke? XD
Don't Throw Out My Legos ALL OF IT
Break My Face
What doesn't kill you
Makes you ugly
Life gives you lemons
At least it gave you something
Beats Would Beats by Dre, pay 20K
For us to say that they are great
Recording costs, for this whole song
Could all be paid, by Beats by Dre
|
|
kcdawg13
7x Platinum Member
You Are Now Listening to 103.5 Dawn FM
|
Post by kcdawg13 on Apr 27, 2019 3:21:52 GMT -5
Here's a couple lines from everyone's favorite poet Taylor Swift Brendon Urie
Hey, kids! Spelling is fun! Girl, there ain't no I in "team" But you know there is a "me" Strike the band up, 1, 2, 3 I promise that you'll never find another like me Girl, there ain't no I in "team" But you know there is a "me" And you can't spell "awesome" without "me" I promise that you'll never find another like
|
|