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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 5, 2015 0:23:04 GMT -5
What are some lyrics you think are simply bad?
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 5, 2015 0:26:04 GMT -5
Canaan Smith - Love You Like That
I could never do it like a pretty city boy I'm more a fishing in the dark nitty gritty boy
^^ Overall the song's ok, but I'm sorry, you don't rhyme 'boy' with 'boy'.
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Post by Kurt on May 5, 2015 0:46:43 GMT -5
I don't mind the band as a whole, but throw a dart at a recent Train song and you'll probably get one...and I was going to list a few examples, but apparently someone's made an entire Tumblr dedicated to them. lol
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Post by irice22 on May 5, 2015 2:22:37 GMT -5
"Sometimes we swim around like two dolphins in the ocean's of our hearts." - LFO
I mean... what?
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on May 5, 2015 14:53:28 GMT -5
Shakira's entire English catalogue.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2015 14:57:23 GMT -5
No specific songs come to mind immediately, but... there have been a lot of rap songs that have charted the past few years that are cringe worthy to me when listening to the lyrics.
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Post by sabre14 on May 5, 2015 16:15:29 GMT -5
Canaan Smith - Love You Like That I could never do it like a pretty city boy I'm more a fishing in the dark nitty gritty boy ^^ Overall the song's ok, but I'm sorry, you don't rhyme 'boy' with 'boy'. Tell that to Billy Currington and his #1 hit "Hey Girl."
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 5, 2015 17:50:42 GMT -5
Canaan Smith - Love You Like That I could never do it like a pretty city boy I'm more a fishing in the dark nitty gritty boy ^^ Overall the song's ok, but I'm sorry, you don't rhyme 'boy' with 'boy'. Tell that to Billy Currington and his #1 hit "Hey Girl." Oh that...
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2015 18:29:57 GMT -5
Definently the Canaan Smith one....can't believe this guy is coming to Buffalo....
Also Brett Eldredge- "Lose My Mind"
"You show me that apple girl and I want to bite it"
And you can throw in every one of FGL's songs (except for Dirt, but even that isn't worth the praise it gets)
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Post by sabre14 on May 5, 2015 18:48:43 GMT -5
"Get your little fine ass on the step, shimmy up inside" in "Ready Set Roll" is literally the worst lyric I've ever heard (which is fitting since it might be the worst song I've ever heard).
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Post by BDGeek on May 5, 2015 18:54:08 GMT -5
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Post by Glove Slap on May 5, 2015 20:38:36 GMT -5
"If I could grant you one wish, I wish you could see the way you kiss"
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 5, 2015 20:41:11 GMT -5
No specific songs come to mind immediately, but... there have been a lot of rap songs that have charted the past few years that are cringe worthy to me when listening to the lyrics. I got no type.... bad bitches is the only thing that I like....
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2015 20:42:27 GMT -5
No specific songs come to mind immediately, but... there have been a lot of rap songs that have charted the past few years that are cringe worthy to me when listening to the lyrics. I got no type.... bad bitches is the only thing that I like.... STOP.
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Post by Gekkouga on May 5, 2015 20:56:45 GMT -5
The first song that comes to mind is Mel C's "If That Were Me":
"I couldn't live without my phone...but you don't even have a home" :x
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Post by MiniMusic on May 5, 2015 21:01:51 GMT -5
The first song that comes to mind is Mel C's "If That Were Me": "I couldn't live without my phone...but you don't even have a home" :x What the actual hell does that even mean
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Post by Web on May 5, 2015 22:21:00 GMT -5
Magic! - Rude The entire song basically, but most of all the chorus "Why you gotta be so rude? / Don't you know I'm human too".
I'm so happy I don't hear that on the radio anymore.
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Britney Spears - Perfume "But I hope she smells my perfume"
John Mayer - Your Body Is A Wonderland "You tell me where to go and Though I might leave to find it I'll never let your head hit the bed Without my hand behind it"
Maria Mena - You're the Only One "I hope you can forgive me for that time when I put my hand between your legs and I said it was small, because its really not at all"
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk "This hit That ice cold Michelle Pfeiffer That white gold This one, for them hood girls Them good girls Straight masterpieces Stylin', while in Livinβ it up in the city Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent Got kiss myself Iβm so pretty"
Nicki Minaj - Only "Raise every bottle and cup in the sky Sparks in the air like the fourth of July Nothing but bad bitches in here tonight Oh, if you lame and you know it be quiet Nothing but real ***I'M RACIST***s only, bad bitches only Rich ***I'M RACIST***s only, independent bitches only Boss ***I'M RACIST***s only, thick bitches only I got my real ***I'M RACIST***s here by my side, only"
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Post by The Upper Hand on May 6, 2015 11:14:49 GMT -5
Jennifer Lopez - Emotions
"I feel good, 'cause I don't feel bad"
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Post by Linnethia Monique on May 6, 2015 11:22:03 GMT -5
I don't know much about algebra (but I know) One plus one equals two
Now BeyoncΓ©...
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Post by Green Baron on May 6, 2015 12:29:26 GMT -5
Uh, pop that pussy for a real ***I'M RACIST*** Pull out my black card, that's my lil' ***I'M RACIST*** Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel-***I'M RACIST*** Smokin'
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on May 6, 2015 14:41:04 GMT -5
Christine and the Queens - Tilted
"I'll die way before Methuselah/So I'll fight sleep with ammonia"
What does that even mean? Also, clearly doesn't rhyme.
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Post by chillpill on May 6, 2015 16:34:35 GMT -5
"I don't like cities but I like New York, other places make me feel like a dork"
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Post by maine on May 6, 2015 18:36:12 GMT -5
Maroon 5 - "In Your Pocket"
Show me that phone in your pocket, girl Show me that phone in your pocket So wait, you think that I don't know what this is really all about? It should be really easy If you had nothing to hide Show me that phone in your pocket, girl Show me that phone in your pocket
Like, why?
Maroon 5 - "Feelings"
You and me let's go all night Going so high, we fuck the sky Come with me now, fuck that guy Look at her, look at her oh
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Post by Au$tin on May 6, 2015 22:02:34 GMT -5
Shakira's entire English catalogue. I don't know, she has some awkward lines in there that are so strange they kind of work. Like "I'm starting to feel just a little abuse like a coffee machine in an office" and "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains." As far as terrible lyrics go, I think this song takes the cake: A stands for Anything you want to have B comes when you believe, Believe C will come when you take a Chance D falls in line when you open up the Door I want to take it step by step, the way we do it is my best The way we try to fit the rest Uh, never can confess This does my mind some stress Never get past this test Press, always try to impress the best When you feel a pain in your chest You know that you passed the test This feeling is like ABCDEFG HIJKLMNOP You got me thinking I will be, on a one-way street Ooh, ooh, if you just see Heading to the party, thinking to myself All these mixed emotions, now I need some help Itβs hard to focus, but I gotta take a chance I need somebody to help me through All these feelings that Iβm dealing with These feelings that I canβt resist These feelings that I need need a friend by my side Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do And you take it slow This is the way you grow your fro (Grow your fro) Canβt say no Cause you are grow Woah, sheβs going to tell you no This is so getting crazy I think sheβll call you maybe But you might just be shady Canβt mess with Mrs. Daisy I don't mind the band as a whole, but throw a dart at a recent Train song and you'll probably get one...and I was going to list a few examples, but apparently someone's made an entire Tumblr dedicated to them. lol Oh my God, thank you for this.
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Post by Daryl the Beryl on May 6, 2015 23:07:58 GMT -5
Matt and Kim - Get It
"At 1 a.m., oh yeah, goddamn goddamn"
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on May 7, 2015 7:34:58 GMT -5
Shakira's entire English catalogue. I don't know, she has some awkward lines in there that are so strange they kind of work. Like "I'm starting to feel just a little abuse like a coffee machine in an office" and "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains." Ok, some of her lyrics are so weird that they kind of work. But then you have these gems: La La La: All of my life, too late Till you showed up with perfect timing Now here we are, you rock it Our fingers are stuck in the socket Broken Record: I found a perfect distance between my body and you And that is no distance, dear, if that's alright with you Mon Amour: Hope the French fleas eat you both alive And your room smells and the toilet doesn't flush And locals treat you mean and the service takes too long
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Post by Kat5Kind on May 7, 2015 8:35:31 GMT -5
Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy is just obnoxious. The entire song is bad.
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Post by lyhom on May 7, 2015 8:50:54 GMT -5
just all of it
ugh
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Post by Rose "Payola" Nylund on May 7, 2015 10:23:24 GMT -5
Good is good and bad is bad.
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