Bwol
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Post by Bwol on Jan 4, 2018 22:10:18 GMT -5
Didn’t this just make a radio debut? Has anyone heard it?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2018 22:53:08 GMT -5
As far as pop male vocalists are concerned... yeah, let's not throw any of the Justins on the list. Acting like Bruno Mars don't even exist..... I tell ya..... Once you go black, the pop fans won't claim you back, apparently. In seriousness let's just call it what it is, a very carefully constructed straw-man argument that artfully eliminated almost every genuinely proficient vocalist from the definition of 'pop' so that Justin can reign supreme over the remaining weaklings. Saying JT is a better singer than the Biebs, Selena, Halsey, and the like is as brag-worthy as me saying I'm a better dancer than someone in a wheelchair. And I'm not a great dancer so I'm not even winning by much.
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Post by maine on Jan 4, 2018 23:03:06 GMT -5
He can keep it.
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Post by Active Aggressive on Jan 4, 2018 23:05:30 GMT -5
Yeah...this sounds like a FutureSex/LoveSounds C-side. He doesn't sound like himself, either. Oh... @ the line "Whatchu gonna do with all this meat?" What meat?? The chorus on this is WEAK. I mean, people said the same thing about SexyBack but that was an instant earworm compared to whatever this is. Maybe it will grow on me and it might make a good sex bop. It gives me slight NIN vibes a la Closer. The radio edit better cut that reprise of the intro that pops up in the middle though. It's so disruptive. Another "classic" line: All the haters gonna say it's fake. What exactly is he on about? Did I miss the part where he was persecuted a la Taylor Swift?
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Post by elementd5 on Jan 4, 2018 23:07:46 GMT -5
Lmao.
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Post by Active Aggressive on Jan 4, 2018 23:11:00 GMT -5
LMAO at the crickets in this thread. #neaux1curr
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Post by Bwol on Jan 4, 2018 23:12:04 GMT -5
Wait where is it I can’t find it lol I would be talking about it but 🤨 it’s nowhere.
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Post by maine on Jan 4, 2018 23:12:24 GMT -5
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Post by elementd5 on Jan 4, 2018 23:12:37 GMT -5
Wait where is it I can’t find it lol I would be talking about it but 🤨 it’s nowhere. It's on iTunes/Apple Music, at least.
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Post by Mayman on Jan 4, 2018 23:13:27 GMT -5
I think it’s okay, will definitely grow on me though.
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Post by Bwol on Jan 4, 2018 23:13:58 GMT -5
It says “this item can’t be played” *rolles eyes*
Sigh...
I guess I’m not missing out on much considering that no one seems to like it lol.
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Post by Active Aggressive on Jan 4, 2018 23:14:10 GMT -5
People will say it's a grower like SexyBack. Eventually, I may even be one of those but Suit & Tie was smooth and this sounds like it belongs in a gay sex dungeon covered in vomit and fecal matter and blood. The version on Apple Music doesn't even sound mastered properly. Whatchy'all gonna do with all his meat, though?? :sip2:
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Post by Bwol on Jan 4, 2018 23:18:56 GMT -5
This is so bad 🤭
What even is this?!?!?!?!?!
The production is such garbage I can’t handle this. *cries* I AGREE WITH THAT MEAT LYRIC WTH?!?!?!?!?!?!
NO...just no. Throw this away. Now.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2018 23:19:35 GMT -5
"Hater's gon say it's fake" wow. What is this feauxstep s**t doing in 2018? Why do I not hate it? "Whatchu gonna do with all this meat?" Hot Take: Jessica's a goddamn liar. Good new is this is better than anything on his last two albums, but I'm starting to understand why Danja hasn't made a Britney album in quite some time. I don't know what it is about JT and black dick but he just can't say no.
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Post by maine on Jan 4, 2018 23:20:55 GMT -5
It gives me slight NIN vibes a la Closer. why do I hear this slightly too!?
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Post by Live Your Life on Jan 4, 2018 23:21:11 GMT -5
This is definitely "SexyBack" for 2018. It' a very strange-sounding song for me right now. But I don't hate it.
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Post by Bwol on Jan 4, 2018 23:23:33 GMT -5
This better not smash.
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Post by deepston on Jan 4, 2018 23:23:46 GMT -5
This is going nowhere. I still need to listen a bit more to it but I'm disappointed.
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Post by elementd5 on Jan 4, 2018 23:24:46 GMT -5
"Hater's gon say it's fake" wow. What is this feauxstep s**t doing in 2018? Why do I not hate it? "Whatchu gonna do with all this meat?" Hot Take: Jessica's a goddamn liar. Good new is this is better than anything on his last two albums, but I'm starting to understand why Danja hasn't made a Britney album in quite some time. I don't know what it is about JT and black dick but he just can't say no. Better than Mirrors, Strawberry Bubblegum, Spaceship Coupe, Tunnel Vision and Not A Bad Thing? . . . I don't even know if I can say that this is 'bad,' yet, but it's like when artists try to get creative and you just want to say . . . 'Um, no.' There was no need for him to rock the boat here.
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Post by Active Aggressive on Jan 4, 2018 23:24:47 GMT -5
I don't know what it is about JT and black dick but he just can't say no. Most can't, tbqhwy. I like the concept of this more than the actual execution, which means I will probably end up liking it a la Camile's new song. Edit: I thought the video was coming, too? I need to see what kind of fuckery he and Mark came up with to match this song.
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Post by g8erboi on Jan 4, 2018 23:26:07 GMT -5
Appropriate song title; this is garbage.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2018 23:26:18 GMT -5
"Hater's gon say it's fake" wow. What is this feauxstep s**t doing in 2018? Why do I not hate it? Hot Take: Jessica's a goddamn liar. Good new is this is better than anything on his last two albums, but I'm starting to understand why Danja hasn't made a Britney album in quite some time. I don't know what it is about JT and black dick but he just can't say no. Better than Mirrors, Strawberry Bubblegum, Spaceship Coupe, Tunnel Vision and Not A Bad Thing? yes that is what I said are you mad at these facts?
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Post by elementd5 on Jan 4, 2018 23:28:29 GMT -5
Better than Mirrors, Strawberry Bubblegum, Spaceship Coupe, Tunnel Vision and Not A Bad Thing? yes that is what I said are you mad at these facts? Absolutely not. Confused, but not mad.
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Post by Dammn Baby on Jan 4, 2018 23:34:54 GMT -5
Screaming at how bad this is. LMFAO. It sounds like a parody. Justin, sis...
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Post by deepston on Jan 4, 2018 23:37:57 GMT -5
Ok guys let's all move to the Rita Ora thread where the good song that came out today actually is.
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Post by Dylan :) on Jan 4, 2018 23:40:44 GMT -5
Listening to the Apple Music preview.. this is TERRIBLE. The mastering, the vocals, the instrumental, the lyrics... all horrific. I have zero faith in this album now
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Post by Raccoon on Jan 4, 2018 23:41:56 GMT -5
I am so confused wtf
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Post by Troublemaker on Jan 4, 2018 23:44:32 GMT -5
I expected more, to think I stayed up late for this...
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Post by Dammn Baby on Jan 4, 2018 23:44:42 GMT -5
In the pantheon of underwhelming first singles, Not Myself Tonight and Loverboy are Rolling in the Deep next to this s**t. We should always be suspicious when Jessica Biel starts talking up a project.
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Post by Bwol on Jan 4, 2018 23:45:38 GMT -5
I kind of want to make a poll on the best major song released this week just to see:
For You/Finesse Remix All the Stars
If You Leave Me Now
Vomit
Carcass
Filthy
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