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Post by M5AGTS on Sept 26, 2022 12:07:08 GMT -5
What are some hilarious Kidz Bop lyric changes?
My personal favorite is in Blinding Lights.
Actual lyric: You can turn me on with just a touch
Kidz Bop lyric: You can say it all with just a song.
This had me rolling. Lmaoooo. What are some other ones that you find hilarious?
Also I saw that they did Shivers, and since its literally a sex song I was curious how they were gonna do it and it's absolutely hilarious.
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Post by Ling-Ling on Sept 26, 2022 14:18:39 GMT -5
Christina Aguilera "Not Myself Tonight." They change "and if you don't like it, f**k you" to "and if you don't like it, boo hoo."
"American Boy" by Estelle has some funny changes. The "I just met this 5 foot 7 guy who's just my type" changed to "I just met this 4 foot 7 boy who's just my type" kills me though.
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Post by big2000 on Sept 26, 2022 21:11:20 GMT -5
Thrift Shop by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis:
Original: Walk up to the club like “what up, I got a big c**k”
Kidz Bop: Walk up to the club like “what up, I got a hit song”
Drive By by Train:
Original: Oh, but that one night, was more than just right
Kidz Bop: Oh, but that one day, was more than okay
Truth Hurts by Lizzo:
Original: I’m 100% that b**ch
Kidz Bop: I’m 100% that kid
All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor:
Original: Boys like a little more booty to hold at night
Kidz Bop: Don’t let it keep you at home in your room at night
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Post by Au$tin on Sept 26, 2022 22:36:39 GMT -5
"If you don't like it, boo hoo" is ICONIC.
Nicki Minaj - Starships
Original: We're higher than a mother fucker
KB: We're Kidz Bop and we're taking over
Mariah Carey - We Belong Together
Original: We Belong togetherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
KB: We Belong togethaaaaaauhhhhauhhhaaauhhhacgh-
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Post by M5AGTS on Sept 26, 2022 22:39:23 GMT -5
Truth Hurts by Lizzo: Original: I’m 100% that b**ch Kidz Bop: I’m 100% that kid This is iconic. Still doesn't top the Blinding Lights lyric tho. That one remains superior. |
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Post by Private Dancer on Sept 26, 2022 23:08:55 GMT -5
What's even funnier is them omitting to do Promiscuous and All For You
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Post by M5AGTS on Sept 27, 2022 11:26:20 GMT -5
What's even funnier is them omitting to do Promiscuous  |
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Post by big2000 on Sept 27, 2022 14:27:53 GMT -5
The Kidz Bop version of That’s What I Like is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. Some examples:
Original: I got a condo in Manhattan
Kidz Bop: There is a condo in Manhattan
Original: Strawberry champagne on ice
Kidz Bop: Strawberry milkshakes so nice
Original: Sex by the fire at night
Kidz Bop: Hang by the fire at night
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Post by sbb618 on Sept 27, 2022 20:52:29 GMT -5
Tik Tok has some great changes:
Original: Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Kidz Bop: Before I leave, brush my teeth and then I go and pack
Original: Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Kidz Bop: Trying to get a little bit silly
Original: Tonight, I'ma fight, till we see the sunlight
Kidz Bop: Tonight, I'm alright, till we see the sunlight
And then sadly they just cut the whole second verse
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Post by sbb618 on Sept 27, 2022 20:54:56 GMT -5
The Lazy Song:
Original: Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex/And she's gonna scream out, "This is great!" (Oh my God, this is great)
Kidz Bop: Meet a really nice girl, send a really nice text/And she's gonna write back "You're so great" (OMG, you're so great)
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Post by SabrinaFan on Sept 27, 2022 21:04:24 GMT -5
I will admit I had to look some up since I don't know any, but I found some pretty amusing ones lol.
Nick Jonas - "Jealous"
Original: “You’re too sexy beautiful, and everybody wants a taste”
Kidz Bop: “You’re too pretty beautiful, and everybody likes you too"
Taylor Swift - "Blank Space"
Original: “Got a long list of ex-lovers”
Kidz Bop: “Got a long list of some others”
Ed Sheeran - "Sing"
Original: "I told her my name and said, ‘It's nice to meet ya'/ and then she handed me a bottle of water with tequila"
Kidz Bop: "I told her my name and said, "It's nice to meet ya'/ and then she handed me a bottle of water, and said ‘nice to meet ya'"
Katy Perry - "Hot N Cold"
Original: "We fight, we make up"
Kidz Bop: "We hug, we make up" (There will apparently be no fighting in Kidz Bop lol)
One Direction - "Story of My Life"
Original: "She told me in the morning she don't feel the same about us"
Kidz Bop: ""She told me in the hallway she don't feel the same about us"
Lady Gaga & Beyoncé - "Telephone"
Original: "Out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb"
Kidz Bop: "Out in the club and I'm eatin' that grub"
Icona Pop & Charli Xcx - "I Love It"
Original: "I crashed my car into a bridge / I watched, I let it burn!"
Kidz Bop: "You drove your car across the bridge/ I watched, you let it turn!"
Carly Rae Jepsen - "Call Me Maybe"
Original: "I beg and borrow and steal"
Kidz Bop: "I beg and borrow and feel" (there will be no stealing with Kidz Bop lol)
OneRepublic - "Counting Stars"
Original: "I feel something so right by doing the wrong thing"
Kidz Bop: "I feel something so right by doing the right thing" (there will also be no doing the wrong thing with Kidz Bop)
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Post by M5AGTS on Sept 27, 2022 21:36:52 GMT -5
OneRepublic - "Counting Stars" Original: "I feel something so right by doing the wrong thing" Kidz Bop: "I feel something so right by doing the right thing" (there will also be no doing the wrong thing with Kidz Bop) Holy shit, that is so funny. That is top tier right there. Also for Blank Space, why didn't they just do Starbucks lovers? |
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Post by big2000 on Sept 28, 2022 19:37:28 GMT -5
Icona Pop & Charli Xcx - "I Love It" Original: "I crashed my car into a bridge / I watched, I let it burn!" Kidz Bop: "You drove your car across the bridge/ I watched, you let it turn!" When you think about it, the changed lyric makes no sense. Most states require you to be at least 16 years old to drive, and I doubt anyone over the age of 10 (or 13 if you have protective parents) are listening to Kidz Bop. Also I only knew the first part but “you let it turn!” is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in my life. |
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Post by Private Dancer on Sept 28, 2022 20:23:28 GMT -5
???? & Ja Rule- I'm Real
Original: And when I'm feeling sexy, who's gonna comfort me
KB: And when I'm feeling sassy, who's gonna comfort me?
Original:Hard lovin' and straight thuggin'
KB: That's my lovin' and all my huggin'
Kesha- Your Love Is My Drug
Orginal: Maybe I need some rehab or maybe just need some sleep
KB: Maybe I need a energy drink or maybe just need some sleep
Orginal: I'm staying up all night long hitting my head up against the wall
KB:I'm staying up all night hoping Hit my arm on the wall and then they say owww in the background
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Post by SabrinaFan on Sept 28, 2022 20:24:49 GMT -5
Kesha- Your Love Is My Drug Orginal: Maybe I need some rehab or maybe just need some sleep KB: Maybe I need a energy drink or maybe just need some sleep I'm surprised they allowed "energy drink" to slip through since those aren't really kid-friendly drinks lol. |
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Post by M5AGTS on Sept 28, 2022 20:53:05 GMT -5
Kesha- Your Love Is My Drug Orginal: Maybe I need some rehab or maybe just need some sleep KB: Maybe I need a energy drink or maybe just need some sleep I'm surprised they allowed "energy drink" to slip through since those aren't really kid-friendly drinks lol. They should've just pulled out the good ol milkshake card on that one. |
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Post by gikem on Sept 28, 2022 22:09:10 GMT -5
"I take precautions to make me feel A-OK" on their version of Lucid Dreams by Juice WRLD.
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Post by M5AGTS on Sept 28, 2022 23:03:07 GMT -5
"I take precautions to make me feel A-OK" on their version of Lucid Dreams by Juice WRLD. That's fucking legendary lmaooooo. I'm dead. |
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Sept 28, 2022 23:37:11 GMT -5
Whatever they did in Bring Me To Life:
Original; Don't let me die here
Their version: Uhh…YOU GOT TO GET A LITTLE “RUFF”!
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Post by big2000 on Sept 29, 2022 16:00:56 GMT -5
I can’t believe I forgot about this one when I made my first post. This has to be the most absurd one…
Old Town Road by Lil Nas X:
Original: “Ridin’ on a tractor, lean all in my bladder”
Kidz Bop: “Ridin’ on a tractor, ridin’ on my bladder”
um…. WHAT?
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Post by M5AGTS on Sept 29, 2022 16:03:00 GMT -5
I can’t believe I forgot about this one when I made my first post. This has to be the most absurd one… Old Town Road by Lil Nas X: Original: “Ridin’ on a tractor, lean all in my bladder” Kidz Bop: “Ridin’ on a tractor, ridin’ on my bladder” um…. WHAT? First of all, ride a bladder? Wtf? Second of all, I thought they would've censored the word bladder. |
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Post by Au$tin on Oct 2, 2022 23:20:21 GMT -5
Icona Pop & Charli Xcx - "I Love It" Original: "I crashed my car into a bridge / I watched, I let it burn!" Kidz Bop: "You drove your car across the bridge/ I watched, you let it turn!" When you think about it, the changed lyric makes no sense. Most states require you to be at least 16 years old to drive, and I doubt anyone over the age of 10 (or 13 if you have protective parents) are listening to Kidz Bop. Also I only knew the first part but “you let it turn!” is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in my life. I also find it much darker than the original. In the original, the narrator crashed their own car into a bridge and watches it burn from a safe distance. In the Kidz Bop version, they watch their friend (who is probably too young to be driving)... turn off of a bridge?? Like, did they just watch their friend fucking die?? What?? |
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Post by YourFaveIsAFlop on Oct 4, 2022 11:26:58 GMT -5
Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin
Original: "she'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain"
KB: "she'll make you take the day off and go dancing in the raining"
Original "She took my heart, and she took my money, she must've slipped me a sleeping pill"
KB: "she took my heart and she took my money, but you know I've never slept so well"
New Rules by Dua Lipa
Original: One: Don't pick up the phone, you know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone
Two: Don't let him in, you'll have to kick him out again
Three: Don't be his friend. You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the mornin'
And if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him
KB: One: Don't pick up the phone, you know he's only callin' 'cause he's sad and alone. Two: Don't let him win, you'll have to let him down again. Three: Don't be his friend, you know you're gonna meet with your friends in the mornin'. And if you're down with him, you ain't gettin' over him
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Post by rainie on Oct 5, 2022 14:46:08 GMT -5
a lot of good ones have been mentioned so far but i don't think anyone's brought up their version of call me maybe ??
original: ripped jeans, skin was showin
kidz bop: ripped jeans, smile was showin
i guess i get why any mention of "skin" might not make it through the kidz bop filter but like. she's singing about a goddamn KNEE
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Post by Au$tin on Oct 5, 2022 15:42:39 GMT -5
a lot of good ones have been mentioned so far but i don't think anyone's brought up their version of call me maybe ?? original: ripped jeans, skin was showin kidz bop: ripped jeans, smile was showin i guess i get why any mention of "skin" might not make it through the kidz bop filter but like. she's singing about a goddamn KNEE I like the horrific implication here too. Their smile was showing because of the jeans being ripped. So... Does this person have lips on their knees or something? |
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Post by big2000 on Oct 5, 2022 18:00:58 GMT -5
damn these Kidz bop lyrics are gonna give me nightmares.
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Post by Fire on Oct 6, 2022 1:42:02 GMT -5
RIDIN ON A TRACTOR RIDIN ON MY BLADDER
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Post by SabrinaFan on Oct 6, 2022 12:04:58 GMT -5
RIDIN ON A TRACTOR RIDIN ON MY BLADDER Given they literally censored “in the morning” out of “Story of My Life,” I’m surprised they didn’t censor “bladder” too lmao. |
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Post by M5AGTS on Oct 6, 2022 12:07:31 GMT -5
Given they literally censored “in the morning” out of “Story of My Life,” Wtf?? |
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Post by SabrinaFan on Oct 6, 2022 12:11:18 GMT -5
Given they literally censored “in the morning” out of “Story of My Life,” Wtf?? They change the line to “she told me in the hallway she don’t feel the same about us in her bones” |
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