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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Oct 6, 2022 12:32:38 GMT -5
California Girls
Lyrics: California girls, we're unforgettable Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock(they took out the Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top) Sun-kissed beach, so hot, will melt your Popsicle
Once again skin is inappropriate….BUT THEY KEPT THE DAMN POPSICLE LINE.
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Post by big2000 on Oct 6, 2022 13:43:54 GMT -5
Considering the Kidz Bop writers are probably the biggest Facebook soccer moms in the world and censor anything even if it isn’t questionable, I’m surprised they didn’t find a word to substitute bladder instead of keeping it in and creating a sentence that nobody has ever thought of saying.
Edit: Why does Kidz Bop never want to sing about skin?
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Post by Willow Rinadoobee Breakfast on Oct 6, 2022 17:29:36 GMT -5
It Will Rain
Original: "If you ever leave me, baby, leave some morphine at my door/ cause it will take a whole lot of medication.... there's no religion that could save me New: If you ever leave me, baby, leave our memories at my door/ cause it will take a whole lot of remembering... there's no decision that could save me."
Isn't the point that you DON'T want to remember it?
In My Feelings
Original: "Two bad b*tches and we kissin' in the Wraith" New: All of us kids, and we hangin' in the Wraith."
Is your mom driving you to Mcdonalds?
Montero (OKAY HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET AWAY WITH SINGING THIS? They're too afraid of any form of negative words)
Original: I caught it bad yesterday
You hit me with a call to your place
Ain't been out in a while anyway
Was hoping I could catch you throwing smiles in my face
New: I called you back yesterday
You hit me with a call to your place
Ain't been out in a while anyway
Was hoping I could catch you with a smile on my face
Original: Cocaine and drinking with your friends
You live in the dark, boy, I cannot pretend
I'm not fazed, only here to sin
If Eve ain't in your garden, you know that you can
New: Singin' and dancin' with your friends
You live in the dark, yeah, I cannot pretend
I'm not fazed, only here to win
If you ain't in the garden, you know that you can
How the hell is singing and dancing living in the dark? Is your friend John Travolta? Even then, aren't you all like kids lol
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Post by rainie on Mar 16, 2023 21:53:56 GMT -5
about damn time
original: cause i give a fuck way too much ima need like two shots in my cup
kidz bop: cause i give a thought way too much ima need some more pop in my cup
original: walkin in my balenci-ussy's
kidz bop: walkin in my balenciagas
the first one is lame but at least makes sense -- the second one is just. bizarre ? do they think that rhyming words is inappropriate ?? (they also changed the titular phrase and title to "about that time")
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Post by Fire on Mar 26, 2023 12:06:22 GMT -5
anti-hero
original: Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
change: Sometimes I feel like everybody is a little baby 😭👼
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Post by Steel Sponge on Apr 2, 2023 0:45:21 GMT -5
50 Ways to Say Goodbye by Train:
She was chased by a mudslide Chased by a lion She went away in a crappy purple Scion
It changed 'Got run over' BUT it kept 'crappy purple Scion.'
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Post by SabrinaFan on Apr 8, 2023 12:15:56 GMT -5
I looked up their most recent album to see if there was anything funny, and the edit of the beginning of the second verse for Lil Nas X's "Star Walkin'" gave me a good laugh. What does this even mean lmao?
"Been that person since I met my own mama, thankin' God Daddy never was a problem"
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Post by SabrinaFan on Aug 11, 2023 20:46:38 GMT -5
Somebody mentioning the Kidz Bop version of "Cruel Summer" in that song's thread inspired me to glance at the lyrics for their new album, and there are a couple good ones.
Oliver Tree & Robin Schulz - Miss You
Original: When you're angry and you're drunk Kidz Bop: When you're angry, you're not nice!
Taylor Swift - Lavender Haze
Original: The only kind of girl they see is a one night or a wife Kidz Bop: The only kind of girl they see is a long-life or a wife
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Post by thiccqueenweesa on Feb 11, 2024 20:19:12 GMT -5
"We're bringing it all back" which sounds an awful lot like "We're bringing @n@l back" on All About That Bass.
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